It is not easy to be a monk in the Tang Dynasty

Zhao Zijian was deeply entangled, and sat on the ground and sighed, how could he choose?

Looking at Young Master Zhang Yang who was smiling lightly, Zhao Zijian scorned and complained fiercely in his heart, it was definitely on purpose, you definitely did it on purpose!Otherwise, why would the smile on your face be so lewd and shameless!

However, now, Zhao Zijian felt that he was really in a dilemma, and he had no choice. After all, he really wanted to study in Songhe Academy. The way is to climb a tree!

Climb the tree!

These two words made Zhao Zijian's somewhat refined face deeply distorted. This was definitely the biggest challenge for him.

Do you just give in like this?Thinking of this, Zhao Zijian's face turned ugly.But now, it seems that apart from this method, I can't find any other way to get in.

Although the gate of the academy is closed today, they can choose to come again at another time, but Zhao Zijian is not sure that Zhang Yang will accompany him next time. , still want to have a next time?It seems that there is nothing to grasp!And if he came here by himself, it would be a waste of time doing useless work, at most he would walk two steps and exercise his body.

So seeing that Zhang Yang was already planning to go back home, Zhao Zijian was in a hurry, his eyes were red like a rabbit, Zhang Yang guessed that the rabbit was probably really in a hurry.

The rabbit was in a hurry to bite someone, but Zhao Zijian was in a hurry and wanted to climb over the wall!

Looking around, now Zhao Zijian is really grateful to the person who built this Songhe Academy here, it is really too foresighted, if it was built in a busy city, he would not have made a proposal to Young Master Zhang if he killed Zhao Zijian No matter what the heart is, after all, he really can't save his face to do something as indecent as climbing a tree, but now, looking around, there is no one.This made Zhao Zijian feel a lot better.

He said to himself silently in his heart, "Fortunately, there is no one else here. If I really went to climb the tree in a disgraceful way, then, except for the sky and the earth, except for him and him, no one would know about it!"Then can he tell himself that this incident did not happen, but a legend? 'At this time, Zhao Zijian really wanted to deceive himself and others, so he lost his integrity, is it really good?

But he had no choice, yes, he really had no choice, so Zhao Zijian stood up, and hesitantly came in front of Young Master Zhang, with his usual flattering smile on his face, if he looked carefully, he really You will find a small tail wagging behind him, wagging flatteringly at Young Master Zhang, which is self-evident.

Zhang Yang frowned, and quickly concentrated his mind. By now, he knew exactly what would happen if Comrade Zhao Zijian had such an expression on his face.Therefore, Young Master Zhang looked warily at Zhao Zijian, who was licking his face, and stared at him closely, to see what tricks he wanted to play.After all, this kid's behavior is really abnormal. He is courteous for nothing, rapes or steals. This kid is definitely not a good person.

That's right, now Zhao Zijian is indeed looking for Young Master Zhang's attention, his eyeballs are rolling, and the attention in his mind leaps out one by one, but in an instant, he is strangled in the sea of ​​consciousness by Zhao Zijian himself. Way, right now he has encountered a big problem.

Indeed, the only way for them to enter Songhe Academy now is to climb trees. As a scholar and a gentleman, although he is very reluctant to admit that he is about to engage in this insulting sport, Zhao Zijian is now going crazy Just, damn it, he can't climb trees!

God, what's wrong with this one?

Zhao Zijian was very depressed, as if he was sitting on a treasure mountain, but he was stuck on a deserted island and could not come out for the rest of his life. So no matter how huge those treasure mountains were, they would be of no use to him.This is definitely the most tragic thing in the world!

Therefore, his eyes aimed at Young Master Zhang who was guarding himself, with a flattering smile on his face.

Obviously, even though First Young Master Zhang pointed out the direction for him and told him the only way to enter Songhe Academy to see them at present, this is almost an impossible task for Zhao Zijian.

Looking at the big tree in front of him, even if he stretched out his arms, it might not be possible to completely surround it, so climbing a tree was an impossible task for him.

However, just because he can't, doesn't mean that Young Master Zhang can't!After all, this is the plan proposed by Young Master Zhang himself. If he can't even climb up, then Zhao Zijian is not the only one who will be ashamed.

Besides, based on Zhao Zijian's understanding of Young Master Zhang and his own boss, this guy is definitely a ruthless character, not just his appearance is as simple as his appearance, to be honest, he is a wild wolf wearing white rabbit fur, a typical character. Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger.

Moreover, he also knows a lot about Young Master Zhang's many deeds, and it is his investigative ability that really made Young Master Zhang take him seriously and accept him as his younger brother. Of course, whether the current Young Master Zhang has any signs of repentance, Only he himself knows this.

However, Zhao Zijian was a little dumbfounded when he saw First Young Master Zhang tense up and made defensive movements in an instant. It really hurt his heart. When did he become so scary and let this guy treat him like this? Didn't he just want Young Master Zhang to help him climb the tree?Is it difficult?

Zhao Zijian was so aggrieved, he had already given up the image of Mr. Pianpian and Zhuoshijia, don't you have any sympathy at all?As the boss, can't he solve the trouble for his little brother?Nima, the world is not like this!

"Boss, don't go, old man, I'll climb, climb, climb!"

After saying a few words in a row, Zhao Zijian's face turned red, and he kept telling himself in his heart that those who achieve great things don't care about small things, that he is a hero regardless of his origin, and that he can bend and stretch is a good son of the world, a great husband in the world, such and such a mentality Hinting or self-hypnosis and self-deception, Zhao Zijian felt much more comfortable in his heart, and it was no big deal to accept it like this, and the distorted bitter face on his face became smoother.

"But, little brother really can't do it, otherwise, boss, you can lift him up by dragging his buttocks, just enough to grab a big tree branch, so that little brother can climb up by himself."

Zhao Zijian was thinking about how to climb up this big tree, when he suddenly found a branch under the big tree, which was like a firefly in the dark night, a pilot light on the sea, instantly gave him inspiration, if they If the two people add up, they must be able to reach this branch, and then his problem of climbing the tree will be solved. Moreover, the branch is close to the wall, so everything will be fine now.

Thinking of this, Zhao Zijian's eyes seemed to be equipped with searchlights. They were so bright that they looked dazzling.

However, what he didn't expect was that all of this was based on Zhang Dashao's willingness to extend his helpful hands to help him selflessly.

"Drag your...hip?"

Zhang Yang said the last two words with some difficulty, he really felt a little weak all over his body, and his buttocks, is it really because of the elegance of the scholar?Why don't you just talk about your butt and you're done!Zhang Yang was a bit chilly when he was talking to this young master. He didn't hate buttocks, and even now he was very sensitive to this word. Thinking about it made his blood boil, but it had to be different.

Young Master Zhang twisted the corner of his mouth, and turned his face to the other side. For Zhao Zijian like this, Young Master Zhang felt suddenly unable to look directly at him. You bastard, this young master is a normal man. There is some desire, but the sex of the object of desire is not male!

Young Master Zhang is definitely a pure man!Now, this guy actually wants his clean hands to drag this stinky man's ass, get the hell out of here!The imagination is too beautiful, but this can only be a fantasy!

Zhang Yang admitted that he was not that great, and would sacrifice the chastity of his hands for this guy, thinking that his hands would grab the buttocks of this guy in front of him, Zhang Yang shook his head violently, absolutely not!

"Well, yes, so that both of us can go up. After all, the younger brother is not good at climbing trees, but for the boss, this is a trivial matter."

Zhao Zijian nodded fiercely, confirmed it to Zhang Yang, and patted Young Master Zhang's flattery indiscriminately, to see if it was easy for him, he would do anything to get up there!

But what disappointed him was that Young Master Zhang in front of him seemed to see a scourge, and he was two steps away from him, as if he was a pathogen, and he would get sick if he stayed with him so far away. This behavior completely hurt Zhao Zijian's fragile heart like glass.

"roll!"

Zhang Yang completely collapsed, and now he knows that this guy is definitely a shameless hypocrite, and he was asked to do such a thing. Young Master Zhang said that he would never bow down to the evil forces. Of course, if the target is changed to a woman Child, Zhang Yang will definitely carry forward his selfless and dedicated spirit of selflessness and dedication to others, and he will not hesitate at all, just squat down and hold the girl's buttocks carefully and gently, imagine Zhang Yang couldn't help swallowing a few mouthfuls of saliva at that touch, and then he woke up. This is not the time for him to show his true colors.

Of course, Young Master Zhang would never admit that he was the kind of person who valued sex over friends. He just didn't want to have such an intimate contact with Zhao Zijian. You must know that sometimes men and women can't get close!

Therefore, Zhang Yang kicked Zhao Zijian successfully.With a grin, the little white teeth showed eeriely, this guy is a typical beating.

Ow!

Zhao Zijian stretched out his hand to caress his precious beautiful buttocks, the injury was serious, Young Master Zhang obviously didn't have the intention to cherish the jade, although Zhao Zijian was not very fragrant and not as crystal clear and fragile as jade, but for Young Master Zhang's brutal behavior, Zhao Zijian Still caught off guard all of a sudden.

"Boss, how can you be like this? You are a monk but an abbot, why don't you have any compassion for others? Why don't you know that my younger brother is in a catastrophe? This obviously does not conform to the teachings of the Buddha and his old man! Are you sure you are Is it a qualified disciple?"

Zhao Zijian rubbed his buttocks with one hand, and pointed at the murderer Zhang Dashao with the other, his voice was like a cuckoo crying blood, very shrill.