It is not easy to be a monk in the Tang Dynasty

After yelling at Zhang Yang, Fa Ming returned to his numb expression, and Zhang Yang looked at him in astonishment. Zhang Yang understood Fa Ming's attitude. After all, if someone insulted Yan Ran in front of him like this, Lurui Mingyue and other women, he will not let it go, it has nothing to do with it, it's just love!

Thinking about it this way, Zhang Yang Faming didn't complain at all for his obvious behavior of not giving him face. This guy was also trying to protect his beauty. The accusations are understandable, but in his heart, Zhang Yang admires Elder Faming a little bit. Look, at such an old age, and as a Buddhist disciple, he can stand up bravely. How big is that? Courage!

Zhang Yang felt that it was necessary for him to show his respect to this warrior!

It's just that there is still some slander in my heart. It seems that this Elder Fa Ming is not a person who can discern the details. Otherwise, he can fall in love with Fa Yan. Although he admits that Fa Yan's appearance is indeed very good, but, Shouldn't monks regard pink as a skeleton?Why is Elder Fa Ming so lustful?

Sure enough, regardless of their status, men are visual animals!For beautiful women, well, for Elder Faming, he has no resistance to beautiful men. Thinking of this, Zhang Yang wanted to find a piece of cloth for his face to cover a woman dressed as an Arab. For Fa Ming, his beautiful face and beautiful appearance are fatally attractive. God, Buddha, it turns out that there must be someone secretly coveting his unparalleled face. After all, he is so fresh, full of vitality and So young, with good body flexibility, he can pose in any pose he wants, uh, he seems a little evil.

First Young Master Zhang quickly wiped off the drool that almost fell off, and looked at Fa Ming with a look of wariness, for fear that the old monk would have to do something to bully the old man once he saw it. Things to do.

However, it is obvious that the people present are not as good as Bole who can discover Young Master Zhang's kindness. They stared at Young Master Zhang without any kindness. This discovery made Young Master Zhang very depressed. After all, no one can understand him. Is the darkness no longer cute?

"This morning..."

"what?"

Zhang Yang almost stared his two eyes out of his sockets, he really did not expect such a dramatic thing to happen, and following Zhang Yang's exclamation, Fa Yan who was lying on the bed had already picked up the quilt and wiped his body With his head covered, Zhang Yang did not forget his last look of shame and anger.

This made Zhang Yang very angry with Fa Ming. What's the matter with this old monk? Isn't this poaching people's feet?Who in the entire Huichang Temple does not know that Master Fayan cares most about his face. Now, he is ashamed to throw it on himself, the abbot who had a bad relationship with him in the first place. Zhang Yang was very surprised by this change. What exactly was Fa Ming thinking, and he told such a private matter, and he said it in the presence of himself and the fat-headed monk.

In other words, I can tell this matter. After all, it would be a pity if no one else knew about such a wonderful story. Zhang Yang did this not for his own selfishness, but because he thought that good things should be shared with everyone. Let's share, he has always been so selfless.

That's all, I glanced at the fat-headed monk next to me and saw my own gaze. The chubby-headed monk's eyes were shining brightly, obviously he didn't think of anything good. In this case, after the incident was passed on, he thought it was the fat-headed monk's big tongue. After all, I am the abbot of a temple, how could I be so boring as to make fun of other people's embarrassing things?Well, I am a good person, a very good person!

After repeating this silently in his heart several times, Zhang Yang suddenly felt that he was just a little white flower, too pure.

As for the consequences of doing that, and the role played by the fat-headed monk, Zhang Yang felt that it had nothing to do with him at all, and he didn't care about this issue.

But looking at Fa Yan who covered his head with an ostrich, Zhang Yang felt very comfortable. After all, who would have known that such a master who pays attention to his own image would one day have his chrysanthemum blown by the toilet in the hut, and that was his virgin. This is the first time for budding. Zhang Yang gave Fa Yan a thumbs up for such an ungentle and heavy taste. The master is not ordinary, he is such a cow!

He was happy in his heart, and what appeared on his face was a warm smile like a spring breeze. After all, for Fa Yan, who had encountered misfortune, this time needed comfort the most, and what could be more important and touching than being comforted by his opponent What about?Therefore, Zhang Yang spares no effort here to pass on his warmth and care to Fa Yan.

If it wasn't for Elder Fa Ming who really couldn't see it and stretched out his hand to stop it, Zhang Yang would have to pull out the quilted Fa Yan to let him realize that this is a fact, it cannot be escaped, the thing has already happened, and this has already happened Very good, why are you still upset there, do you really want to exchange that toilet chip for a real thing and experience it again?Well, I’m sorry that he can’t answer this question, so he can only communicate with Elder Faming in private after a while. Zhang Yang is happy to see the success of this matter. Life is so monotonous. What an effective pastime!

Zhang Yang absolutely does not think that he is very dishonest.

Meanwhile, Elder Fa Ming was already full of shame at this moment, and only then did he realize how stupid he was!

Yes, he realized that he was really stupid. He saw that Zhang Yang had misunderstood the reason for Fa Yan's injury, so he thought it would be fine if he explained the matter clearly. For those who were injured, especially those whose injured part was so embarrassing, Zhang Yang's words made them even more hurt, but they didn't expect that he was also the one who stabbed the knife in the back!

It was only at this time that Fa Ming realized that he was an accomplice. If he hadn't told the truth in a moment of desperation, Zhang Yang would not have known about it. After all, the only people who knew about this matter were himself and Fa Yan. Prepare to know the law of the latrine.

At that time, I was blasted by a toilet chip, the pain was unbearable even for Fa Yan, and the miserable cry directly made the law who was about to squat in the pit rush in, and the scene he saw in his eyes after entering , let the little monk be stupid for a while, after all, who would have thought that the usually serious and gentle master Fa Yan would fall into the latrine, and what is even more unbearable to look at is that the center of the buttocks, commonly known as the butthole and the place where the chrysanthemum is commonly called, is inserted Holding a toilet chip, the toilet chip was inserted very precisely, and most of it was in Fa Yan's body.

What the hell is going on here?

The little monk was puzzled, could it be because Master Fa Yan had an unknown hobby, so he hid in this hut and used such an alternative way to dispatch this lonely life?However, this place was not chosen well!

But at this time, there is no time for him to think about such things. After all, this matter itself is not surprising. In this monk temple, there are no gentle and soft women. Some people really can't stand it. It is not surprising that even a man can still play a certain sport, but it was only when he saw that this person was replaced by Fa Yan today that he let him For a moment, I don't know what to write, but the most important thing is to quickly pull people out of the latrine, which is not a good place.

Fortunately, there was only the little monk Law at that time, and knowing this matter was really unsuitable for children to publicize, and Law also kept his mouth shut. Although he wanted to seek refuge with the little abbot Zhang Yang because he knew some inside information, he also He still gritted his teeth and didn't tell the whole story of this matter, but unexpectedly, this matter was exposed by the old monk Fa Yan.

For a moment, seeing the old monk's remorseful face, Zhang Yang just wanted to say a word, good luck tricks people!God's will is so, it cannot be violated!

How can you hide the truth?After all, the Buddhist school stipulates that disciples are not allowed to cheat. It is a kind of deception to conceal the truth like this. Fortunately, Elder Faming knew his way back and told the truth, which also made Zhang Yang's heart excitement index rise in a straight line. what behavior?This is an act of sacrificing oneself to entertain others. It is a selfless act. It is a noble sentiment of making others happy regardless of personal gain or loss. This person is Fa Yan and Fa Ming. That's them!

Zhang Yang wants to set up a monument for them, although these things will not be recognized by them, after all, they are the benchmarks of indifference to fame and fortune, but shouldn't such unknown heroes be respected by him?

Thinking of this, Zhang Yang stopped struggling. Just now he wanted to pull Fa Yan's quilt to let him face the truth, but Fa Ming stopped him, that's all, let them!Zhang Yang magnanimously chose to let him continue to be an ostrich.

"It is precisely because of this that Lao Na and Fa Yan made such a decision. Now, do you have any questions?"

Saying this, it seems that he is ready to answer their questions at any time, but looking at Faming's face now, not only Zhang Yang, but also the fat-headed monk next to him can tell that if the two of them say a word of disapproval Well, the old man in front of him who was already on the verge of collapse must go berserk, this is not what they want to see.

"No, the abbot has no doubts!"

Zhang Yang smiled subtly, and although the fat-headed monk behind him didn't say anything, his eyes showed strong unwillingness.