It is not easy to be a monk in the Tang Dynasty

Zhang Yang's face is tightly wrinkled. If you don't pay attention, you may think him as a wrinkled old monk. Now he is in a bad mood. After so many failures, even if Zhang Yang's nerves are enough Thick, and a little sad and disappointed at this time.

Who said failure is fucking success?But now he didn't see anything that failure was gestating at all. Could it be that the illusory success was still swimming shamelessly as a tadpole in the body of some wretched-looking guy?Make a bad face.

No, this kind of behind closed doors is simply looking for death. Now he finally knows how correct it is that the closed door policy completely led to the downfall of the Qing government, and now, he, Young Master Zhang, does not want to embark on this road of no return, because, Putting down the writing brush in his hand neatly, Zhang Yang stood up, patted his buttocks, his clothes became wrinkled after sitting for a long time, which was very unsightly, maybe he should go out for a walk and find professionals to carry out this reform , he just needs to put forward some constructive suggestions.

Even though he is not a star, he does not have the pursuit of those brainless fans, but it is better to change his attire when going out. He does not want to go to this romantic place in Tang Dynasty to see the prosperity because of his bald head. , how embarrassing he would be!Of course, pure as him, those things can only happen in imagination.

Walking on the street where the mine has been separated for a long time, Zhang Yang was a little excited. After all, he hadn't come to this world to experience life for a long time. He stayed in the Huichang Temple all day and played the role of a monk. There is a feeling that I am about to pass away, it is really not interesting at all, I finally came out to relax today, Zhang Yang decided that it would be better to go with Youmei.After all, in a place where male hormones are abundant, he really needs to make some adjustments. Even if he doesn't do anything bad, it would be a pleasure to have an in-depth exchange and feel the beauty's fragrance up close.

There was a wretched smile on the corner of his mouth, Zhang Yang was in a very happy mood, let himself have a sweet date in this Tang Dynasty today!

Yes, in the past few days, because he wants to steal the halo from Comrade Cai Lun, to be the greatest and most handsome inventor in the history of 5000 years, and even trampled Edison under his feet, Zhang Yang is exhausted, but now It's not dead.

Now he really needs the comfort of the opposite sex, use their gentleness like water to wash away his exhaustion, thinking like this, he feels that his footsteps are much lighter, Zhang Yang is thinking in his heart, he must do this in a while Then again and finally like this, oh, it seems that he accidentally exposed his evil thoughts, Zhang Yang felt forced to calm down, because he found that just thinking like this, he couldn't control himself, he could only push his body, Walking on the street like a shrimp, he looked very embarrassed, which made him feel ashamed!After all he is so handsome.

Seeing the tightly closed mansion from afar, a gratified smile appeared on the corner of Zhang Yang's mouth, and he quickly cheered himself up. Now, he has arrived in front of Ji's mansion. <Fortunately, no, it’s the woman on date, of course Miss Ji’s family, Ji Yanran!

After all, Ji Yanran is Young Master Zhang's legal fiancée. Although there were many farces between the two of them, Zhang Yang regarded the fact that he dumped the girl and escaped into Buddhism as a farce. Of course, in his eyes, it was true. After all, he hadn't worn it at that time, or he would have given up such a natural beauty because of a brain twitch, and ran there to endure the inner hunger, thirst, and physical torture to become a monk. After all, as a man, the main function of words It's not just for urination. For a normal man like Zhang Dashao, it also has an important task. The sexual life of a man depends entirely on it!

So now, after such a long time of Buddhist career, today, Young Master Zhang finally can't bear it anymore. He has to do one thing, which is very uncomfortable for men, but in the eyes of women, no less So a carnival, that is, he is going to date Ji Yanran to go shopping and see the scenery. After all, as a legal fiancée, this kind of thing that can enhance the relationship between the two is very necessary.

Previously, because Li Lao Er had arranged for Zhang Yang to be an abbot in the Huichang Temple to participate in the conspiracy against Buddhism, Zhang Yang could not just go out of the mountain during the planning, but at this time, he had already found a way to break the deadlock. method, there is no need to seal himself in Huichang Temple, after all, he is a man with flesh and blood, passion and desire!

"Boom boom boom!"

Zhang Yang grasped the door knocker with his right hand, and buckled the door very regularly. His left hand was still arranging his collar. After all, he would see his fiancée, and even his father-in-law might be there later, so he naturally wanted to show himself The best side.

But what was strange was that he had been knocking for a while, but no one came to open the door.

what happened?

Zhang Yang has a bad premonition, is it necessary for history to repeat itself, like what he did in Songhe Academy, and climbed over the wall to enter it? Could it be that he, Young Master Zhang, is just like a young man who can only resort to such abnormal means? Are you coming in?

Zhang Yang was helpless and frowned, did he come at the wrong time?

Thinking of this, Zhang Yang lowered his head. Even though he was in high spirits, he was also a little listless. After all, he was full of anticipation for the upcoming date. Let Ji Yanran focus on himself at this time, so that he can rest assured After all, he has not forgotten that there were still people who dared to poach his own corner.

Just when Zhang Yang was a little discouraged and wanted to leave with his head down, the door opened.

A head poked out from the door, and Zhang Yang was startled. It wasn't that his courage suddenly became small, but that this person was beyond his expectation. He still remembered when he first came to Ji's Mansion, This guy gave himself a painful experience, which made him feel a little terrified now!

But, what expression is that on your face!

Zhang Yang was a little frustrated, as an imposing man and such a strong man, Nima secretly glanced at him like a little girl and was afraid that she would see the shyness of lowering her head, what the hell was she going to do!

In an instant, Zhang Yang's originally very happy mood became extremely bad, and the source of this was this Comrade Da Niu who came to open the door for himself, but showed such an expression!

That's right, it's the big cow, the big cow who stretched out Lushan's claws to him with a grim face as soon as they met!Seeing him, Zhang Yang seemed to still feel the pain in his arm at that time. After all, his actions were too brutal, but Zhang Yang expressed his understanding. After all, at that time, he was still a heartless person, a ruthless person who abandoned their lady and became a monk alone. Unintentional people, of course, have to accept their contempt and unfair treatment.

But now, what's going on here?Why does this guy look at him like he saw the lover of his dreams?

Feeling chilled by his own thought, Zhang Yang shuddered.

"Master Zhang, why is it you?"

Zhang Yang rolled his eyes, whether it was Young Master Zhang or someone else, Zhang Yang felt very awkward seeing the undisguised expression of surprise on Daniu's face, but at this time he would not turn around and leave, as his goal had not been achieved yet, If I escaped at this time, it would be shameful to spread the word that I was scared by this guy and ran away!

Said that Zhang Yang tried his best to adjust his tone to the normal value, snorted out his nostrils, "um", then looked at Daniel, and signaled him with his eyes to make way for him quickly, after all, the door was only opened a small hole, and this guy Completely blocked this opening, in fact, Zhang Yang thought about using force to push the opponent away, but he strode in again, but it was really impolite to do this. Of course, looking at his size, even Zhang Yang They all worked hard to practice the kung fu given to them by their master Daoyue, and they still didn't have the idea of ​​confronting him head-on. Sometimes, people should not be judged by appearances, so the word 'no' in it can be completely removed.

But obviously, Daniel really did not let down his body as strong as a bull. Not only does he look like a bull, but his brain may also be like a bull's brain. Please forgive his metaphor. He didn't mean to insult a bull, but He was about to go mad with anger, this guy Da Niu didn't wink at all, shouldn't he invite himself into the mansion at this time, and let his young lady Ji Yanran dress up beautifully to accompany him out?

Why, I stop here now because I want to say 'I opened this road and I am here, if you want to live from now on, do you want to leave money to buy roads'?Zhang Yang reached out and touched his own money bag, not to take it out, but to estimate in his heart whether the money would cause lethality to this guy, he wanted to smash this guy to death.

"Did Mr. Zhang come to see my lady?"

Nonsense, did I come to look for you when I came?First Young Master Zhang slandered in his heart. Looking at Daniu's twitching expression, he said silently in his heart, don't challenge his bottom line. You must know that it is him who doesn't know where his bottom line is. If this guy is right Whatever strange things he says or does, he promises not to let this guy see the sun of tomorrow!

Zhang Yang thinks this way not because he is arrogant and narcissistic, but because this girl's expression is really suspicious, her eyes are flickering, is she releasing autumn spinach to herself?

vomit~vomit~~

Zhang Yang really couldn't control himself. Just thinking about it like this made his stomach roll, and something wanted to flow out of his throat. However, he was concerned about his own image, so Zhang Yang managed to suppress this terrible feeling, after all. Now I came to see my wife, if my image appeared in front of the little girl, wouldn't I be courting death?

However, looking at the expression on Daniu's face that wanted to refuse and welcome, Zhang Yang really couldn't help it.