It is not easy to be a monk in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 348: 1 Must reduce the frequency of toilet paper use

Under Kong Qingyun's gaze like a searchlight, Zhang Yang sorted out his clothes awkwardly, but just now when he embraced Wen Xiangnuanyu, he couldn't restrain his emotions. Before that, as the master abbot of Huichang Temple, Zhang Yang was a little He admitted boldly that in that study, he was studying human body depiction, abbreviated as Erotic Figure!

Those postures and movements directly tempted Zhang Yang's nerves, making his little Zhang Yang show his teeth and claws immediately, and when the little monk came in to spread the word that a female family member came to visit him, Zhang Yang's blood boiled like a beast!He rushed out directly, without calming down his burning heart.

And after that, it happened like this. I was thrown to the ground by Princess Li, and I felt the softness and fragrance above my body, which made Zhang Yang even more distracted, and the stimulation that little Zhang Yang received was even stronger. Get up, therefore, into a one-pillar-like pose!

Originally, Princess Li mistakenly thought that it was a weapon that Zhang Yang hid privately on his body, but this magical weapon was warm, and he held it with his hand to find out. As long as such a thing is covered up, everything will be fine, Zhang Yang thought It was also quite enjoyable, but all of this was seen by Kong Qingyun who was on the side.

Now, in the eyes of Miss Kong, I am afraid that I am the disciple or the devil! But, how wronged he is!

Cursing in his heart the erotic picture album that made him so sensitive, Zhang Yang decided that after returning home, he must study the picture book several times from the beginning to the end, from the inside to the outside, and keep them in his mind. He doesn't need to look through those things again in the future, Zhang Yang feels that he is simply too witty.

Slightly arched body, Zhang Yang's standing posture is very awkward, the expression on his face is very wretched, his hands are also tightly drooping on his lower abdomen, his appearance is weird no matter how you look at it.

"Why did you come here?"

In order to cover up his embarrassment, Zhang Yang could only find other topics, and now he could only divert their attention, after all, being stared at by others still puts a lot of pressure on him now.

"We are also free and have nothing to do, so we just want to come to Huichang Temple to have a look, but it is indeed a worthwhile trip, let the little girl see the heroic appearance of the abbot master! Hehe!"

Zhang Yang's face turned black!Are you sure you are looking at this young master and not Xiao Zhangyang's heroic figure?It's just that Zhang Yang has never bothered to say such words. He is an upright master abbot who would not moleste little girls. To him, red powder is a skeleton!Emptiness is form, and form is emptiness. In his eyes, beautiful women and the like are just clouds!However, it seems that no one will believe his point of view now.

Looking at the smirk in Kong Qingyun's eyes, Zhang Yang finally understood why the old man Kong was so eager to marry his granddaughter to him. Such a character, men in this era seem to be too much for him, even if it is him. This avant-garde man from later generations still feels ashamed when he encounters such a naked tease from her. Such a strange woman is really helpless.

Therefore, Zhang Yang completely ignored the expression in Kong Qingyun's eyes that seemed to know everything. He didn't believe that Miss Kong would tell Li Xueyan the truth. Such a cruel thing!Now Zhang Yang can only place his hopes on Miss Kong's benevolent heart.Amitabha, I am really powerless.

"What a heroic figure!"

Zhang Yang just wanted to be humble for a while, even though he knew that Kong Qingyun didn't really praise him, but now he can only pretend to be a fool, not knowing these twists and turns.Therefore, he could only be cheeky and wanted to accept this evaluation, but just as he was about to speak, he was interjected by Princess Li, who was obviously puzzled by the strange expression between the two of them.

Listen to what she's saying, why isn't Young Master Zhang heroic, valiant and martial?What kind of look is this?Are you sure it's not covered in eye feces?

However, if you don't do bad things, you are not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door. Now, Zhang Yang does have a little bit of guilt in his heart. Therefore, when he heard such unkind comments from Princess Li Dajun, Zhang Yang chose to be temporarily dumb. After all, he is the master abbot of Huichang Temple, so he still needs to have some self-restraint.After all, good men don't fight with women, Zhang Yang is confident that he is a good man!

"Hehe, that's what I said!"

Zhang Yang rubbed his nose with an innocent expression on his face. He was very afraid of Princess Li. After all, this is a character who can knock Master Fa Ming down. The combat value is very high. Zhang Yang looked down. Looking at his small body, he expressed serious doubts about his ability to fight against blows. Therefore, he did not confront her tit for tat. The main reason was that Zhang Yang felt that he was a gentleman, and he was always very tolerant towards beautiful women.

"Okay, Xueyan, let's go in and talk about it!"

"Well, that's right, it's really cold outside! Come on, let's go in and let this guy stay outside alone!"

Saying so, Princess Li grabbed Kong Qingyun's hand and dragged her away, leaving Zhang Yang alone in a mess in the wind and rain. Isn't this really a female bandit?Looking at the enthusiastic Li Dajun in front of him, Zhang Yang finally understood what it means to overwhelm the host!His heart was full of resentment, after all, he also wanted someone to hold his hand!

Hey, this is life!Could it be that **Si is doomed to be alone all her life?Zhang Yang decided that he must reduce the frequency of using toilet paper in the future, but it seemed that something was wrong!Nima, now that I am in Datang, where is there any toilet paper!Every time the fifth girl was tired, she washed it directly with water. Thinking about it this way, Zhang Yang felt that his speed of making paper should be accelerated, after all, it was related to the sexual happiness of his lower body!

Thinking of this, a wretched smile appeared on the corner of Zhang Yang's mouth, but today, obviously because the Buddha couldn't understand Zhang Yang's spirit of studying, he actually studied those human body drawings in the temple, which is simply a great shame for Buddhism. After all, Zhang Yang is the master abbot!Therefore, Zhang Yang's behavior completely angered the old Buddha, so at this time, the Buddha completely abandoned Zhang Yang, a Buddhist scum.

Because, the moment Zhang Yang showed this expression, Princess Li and Miss Kong, who were swaying in front of them, suddenly turned their heads, and just like that, six eyes came together.

"Uh!"

Zhang Yang was covered in cold sweat, looking at the look of contempt in the eyes of the two women, Zhang Yang really wanted to cry without tears, he really shouldn't have read the album, Buddha, can you stop punishing the little monk?

The rain outside is still pattering down, which is very similar to Zhang Yang's mood at this time, it is extremely bad, his image of being wise and mighty!

"and many more!!"

Seeing the two people walking straight towards his study, Zhang Yang's heart beat faster, and the wind was blowing under his feet, breaking through the limits of human beings. When he touched the ground, he could only see afterimages. He had already run in front of the two women. , took the lead in the door.

With a bang, the door was closed, so that he didn't touch Princess Li's delicate nose!

"what!"

Although it didn't hurt very much, the feeling of being rejected made Li Dajun's anger rise instantly, and when he thought of the situation when he refused to go to Songhe Academy with him before, it was simply a new enmity and an old scar , Gritting his teeth tightly, Li Xueyan felt that if he didn't do anything, he would be sorry for himself.

Turning her head and looking around, it's very good, except for Kong Qingyun's friend in her boudoir who has an inexplicable face, there is no other person here, which makes Li Xueyan very relieved, after all, what he is going to do next is not suitable Let too many people see that as a lady, even though she is self-proclaimed, Li Xueyan is still very conscious of a girl. Being treated like this, stretching her leg and kicking the door is simply a very normal thing.

However, just as Li Xueyan lifted her leg, the door opened all of a sudden, but at this time Li Xueyan had to stand on one foot because she wanted to stretch her leg to kick the door. Unprepared, he kicked forward with one foot according to the inertia. Very well, Zhang Yang was standing in the middle of the door at this time.

Nima, it is said that the hornet's tail is the most poisonous woman's heart. This is really true. At this moment, Zhang Yang's heart is raised, and the whole person suddenly enters the state of preparation for battle. He flashed to the side, okay Unfortunately, Li Xueyan's foot just arrived at this time, and if Zhang Yang slowed down a bit, then there might be another professional staff in the palace.

Zhang Yang was terrified in his heart, it was just a little bit short, he was about to be renamed as Zhang Daeun, Young Master Zhang, how could this not scare him!

It was too much, Zhang Yang tried his best to widen his eyes, and just looked straight at Princess Li, but to his regret, Princess Li didn't have any bad reaction to his eye knife attack at all, as if something It never happened, Nima, is this nerve too thick?Zhang Yang was a little ashamed.

But at this time, he didn't say anything, but gave up his body. After all, as the host, he couldn't block the door to prevent guests from entering, right?Zhang Yang has always been a hospitable person!

"What did you come in and do?"

Princess Li Dajun walked in first, her head kept turning, as if she was investigating the enemy's situation, but she looked around carefully, and found nothing wrong, but she always felt that something was wrong, After all, just now Zhang Yang ran in front of them like a convulsion and closed the door, so there must be something inside, and, she dared to conclude, it must not be a good thing!

There was a helpless smile on the corner of Zhang Yang's mouth, as if he didn't take Li Dajun's question very seriously, "There is nothing, but just now the abbot thought that the study room was too messy, so he wanted to clean it up, so as not to be abrupt. Well!"

But in his heart, Zhang Yang really shivered. Fortunately, he finally destroyed the evidence. Just when the two women were about to come in, he suddenly thought of the picture album he was studying in his hand. It is still on the desk, if someone finds out, there must be some misunderstanding, after all, Zhang Yang is a pure person, how can he let his image be tarnished in the hearts of others!

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