It is not easy to be a monk in the Tang Dynasty

"Already prepared!"

Said this to himself in his heart, so Zhang Yang let go of all his defenses. After all, people have conditioned reflexes. If these two women forcefully have a relationship with him, he can't just push them away with a conditioned reflex. , How can I make my own contribution to the river crab society?

Moreover, is Zhang Yang the kind of person who has no grace?Push the girl away?Sorry, a gentleman is like him, but he can't do such a thing. Even if these two people have unruly thoughts about him, Zhang Yang can only grit his teeth and swallow blood, and there will be no resistance at all.

So now, what Zhang Yang is doing is to relax his muscles, so that if they want to take the top position, his hard muscles will not make people panic. He is really considerate of others, this is the new century The qualities that a good man must possess!

Zhang Yang had a smile on the corner of his mouth, no, with a generous expression of sacrificing his life for righteousness, he resolutely stretched out his hands without any resistance and waited for the two women to throw him down.

Tick, tick!

Of course, there is no such thing as a clock in the current Tang Dynasty, and this description is just to show the feeling of time passing.

In short, Zhang Yang feels that time has passed for a long time, the reason for this feeling, nonsense, his arms are already sore, okay, for a strong man like him, the feeling of soreness is already very explainable Is not it?

But what's the matter?

Are they very shy now?

Zhang Yang couldn't help guessing, otherwise, why didn't he take action at this time, Zhang Yang became a little dissatisfied, do you still have a little professionalism, please don't give up halfway, okay?

"Master Zhang, what are you doing?"

Hearing Kong Qingyun's doubtful question, Zhang Yang opened his eyes, wanting to crusade her, this matter is too dishonest, he has been waiting for such a long time, don't you want to admit it?Could it be that I made a mistake in my understanding?However, if this is not the case, why make yourself wait?You go on your own!

But seeing the question in Kong Qingyun's eyes, Zhang Yang was really speechless, there was no mischief in it, he really didn't understand, so the truth of the matter was that he understood it wrong!Made an oolong!

Seeing Kong Qingyun's look of waiting for her answer, Zhang Yang shrugged his hands back embarrassedly, as if he was stretching. This is all he can do now. Could it be possible for him to say that he is Want to wait for you to throw me down and hug you tightly, only in this way will you not go back on your word halfway and ruthlessly ravage me?Get rid of it, he's not that stupid yet!

If he really said it like this, then he doesn't know what kind of publicity will greet him. He only knows that the mere word "slut" will seriously hurt Elder Fa Ming's vitality, and he almost died because of it. Of course, being able to go to the Western Paradise is the last wish of every Buddhist, but this does not include Zhang Yang. Zhang Yang is still very interested in this world of red dust, red pink skeletons, etc. Life appears to end.

However, the chief culprit who caused Elder Faming to be in such a situation, Princess Li Dajun, is standing in front of him now, does he still want Zhang Yang to believe in something frank and lenient?What a joke, I'm afraid there will only be one result, which is to sit in prison!

Therefore, Zhang Yang could only pretend to stretch like that, otherwise, how would he explain it.Hey, it's really a waste of his young master Zhang's feelings. He's already prepared not to resist. They really have no vision. Can't they seize this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to do something to themselves? Act of?Do you have to say that you are inferior to a beast before you are reconciled?

Thinking of this, Zhang Yang's face was full of desire and dissatisfaction, and his whole body became listless like a deflated balloon. Seeing that the two of them were no longer amazed, he should take a rest, don't understand A romantic woman is doomed to be a tragedy, doomed to be alone forever!Miss Kong, who is still an old girl now, is the naked proof!

"I'm not doing anything! I'm just a little sleepy! If there's nothing else, you can go first, the abbot wants to rest!"

Zhang Yang's ruthless drive away made the two women look very ugly, especially Princess Li, this is the first time, why is she, a princess respected by everyone, frequently frustrated in front of Zhang Yang? Is he really his nemesis?Thinking of this, Princess Li burst into anger. She felt that she was really sorry for not venting it out, but just as she was about to open her mouth, she hiccupped. This was no ordinary hiccup, and it even had a strong smell in it. What to eat, this time, Li Xueyan was really in a tragedy, her whole body was choked to tears!

trouble marker!

This is the title given to Zhang Yang by Li Dajun, it seems that every time I see him, nothing good happens!This made Li Xueyan feel the slightest fear of Zhang Yang, after all, as a visible mold god who was so close to him, he personally wanted to stay away.

Gently tugged on Kong Qingyun's clothes, this place is too evil, is it because Zhang Yang is the abbot of this Huichang Temple, so the old Buddha is on his side, therefore, every time I see him So bad luck?It must be like this, Li Xueyan was very sure of her guess, and wanted to leave immediately, but it was obvious that her best friend, Miss Kong, didn't have such a good understanding with her.

The current Miss Kong looked straight at Zhang Yang, her eyes were full of contempt and dissatisfaction, it was the first time she had met someone treating her like this, so she couldn't accept it, as a beautiful woman, Kong Qingyun was still very confident in herself, Of course, she is still flying solo at such an old age, not because she is a salt-free female dinosaur girl, which scares men, but because she is too good to look down on them. Although they are all single, this has an essence difference.

After all, no matter where she is, there are people around her. Among the young princes, Kong Qingyun has always been the center of attention. Naturally, she is sought after and flattered by others. Of course, she is not complacent about it, but, Now, Zhang Yang's unceremonious approach really made her somewhat incomprehensible.

Not to mention that they just established a cooperative relationship, the two of them are that partner and grasshoppers on a rope, just in terms of their own status and appearance, is it really appropriate for him to treat him like this?Is there something wrong with him?Otherwise, why just turn a blind eye to it!

Kong Qingyun was extremely annoyed. Could it be that this guy's eyes were covered with gum?Otherwise, if you are blind like this, can you really survive in this cannibalistic society?Thinking that this person has left the world of mortals and converted to Buddhism, Kong Qingyun immediately found the answer. Look, is it because he can't adapt to life outside that he is forced to become a monk?coward!

Zhang Yang is really out of tune. The woman opposite gave him such an evaluation in such a short moment. If he knew, then no one in history would know who Dou E is. After all, he is more than Dou E. Still injustice!

"Mr. Zhang is so rude, is there something wrong with the little girl?"

Of course, Zhang Yang yelled in his heart, do you little girl finally know what you did wrong?This young master is ready, you little girl still don't come up and throw this young master down, isn't this a waste of each other's time?Such an approach is so irresponsible and ignorant of weathering is also a waste of resources. After all, with a real person like myself, how many cucumbers can be saved!

But, in the final analysis, Zhang Yang is a reserved man, he wouldn't just say his thoughts so bluntly, in that case, he would really offend these two girls completely, which is completely unnecessary !

So, with a little guilt on Zhang Yang's face, "I'm sorry, you also know that when a person doesn't have a good rest, his temper will inevitably become a little irritable, and the weather today is really not good, it is the most gloomy, like this The weather makes this abbot feel very depressed, especially thinking that you two will have to walk in such a weather, this mood is very unpleasant, man, there are always days when you are in a bad mood and you can't control it!"

After hearing Zhang Yang's words, Kong Qingyun's complexion became better, at least it had a tendency to turn cloudy, but she didn't hear any difference in Zhang Yang's last words, and she felt a little awkward, after all, at this time There is no big aunt's statement, and Kong Qingyun, who is a pure little white flower, is not so insignificant in her thoughts, which saved Zhang Yang from being contemptuous.

Moreover, when Kong Qingyun looked over, Zhang Yang opened his mouth and let out a long yawn to prove the credibility of his words. From this point of view, Kong Qingyun's complexion was no longer hazy, and there was even a faint sadness in her heart. I'm ashamed, after all, it's her fault that the two of us came here to disturb others and make them unable to rest.

"Oh, it's nothing, I just suddenly remembered that I wanted to ask you for the method of calculation! Since you haven't prepared yet, you can only come back in a few days to get it!"

After saying that, Kong Qingyun and Princess Li walked out.

Zhang Yang's eyes widened. Is it because of this problem that he made such an oolong and wasted his emotional expression?From this point of view, they really threw stones at their own feet. After all, if it wasn't for themselves, how would they know the so-called arithmetic method!

Thinking about it this way, Zhang Yang felt somewhat frustrated. After all, it looked like they had no intention of doing anything wrong with him, which was too sad!