It is not easy to be a monk in the Tang Dynasty

Zhang Yang smiled coquettishly, reached out and patted Zhang Xu's little butt, and put him down.

"Father!"

"You brat, you still know how to come back! My father thought you really became a monk and didn't recognize your family."

"Hehe, this is my baby's home, of course I want to come back! Didn't I miss my father? What, my baby was fascinated by ghosts at the time, but now I don't want to be a monk who eats vegetarian food and recites Buddhism. It's just that my wife and children are crazy about it." The head of the kang is the right way, isn’t it because I can’t help myself to become a monk for a few days! Father really takes it seriously!”

"Hmph, it's your business, I can't say it, but you are finally enlightened, so that the Zhang family won't be wiped out, and after a hundred years, I will finally have the face to meet my ancestors!"

The corners of Zhang Yang's mouth twitched. Looking at Zhang Mingyuan, who claimed to be an old man with his eyes closed and stroking his beard, his head felt dizzy for a while, because Zhang Yang had already corrected his evil ways and understood the important issues of human relations. The knot is untied, and once a person is cheerful, he will appear refreshed on his face. At this time, Zhang Mingyuan is completely different from Zhang Yang when they first met. The old man in Zhang Yang's impression is very different!

This is also Zhang Yang's disapproving look, but after finally coming back, Zhang Yang can't disobey the old man. When the old man is happy, his ears can stop.

"Father's lesson is that the child will not let our Zhang family die, and will definitely work hard for Zhang Yang's successor!"

Zhang Yang said proudly, looking at Lu Rui and Mingyue Fei Hongxia with malicious eyes, indeed, he should work hard!Zhang Yang showed a lewd smile, his eyes full of eagerness.

"Get out of here, you brat, I don't want to see you now!"

Seeing Zhang Yang's expression in his eyes, Zhang Mingyuan knew what this kid was thinking, but he wouldn't say anything at this time. After all, he was already at the old man's level. He is majestic as an old man, but he is still very happy in his heart. This brat finally knows the benefits of women, and he doesn't want to be a monk anymore. If he had known this, when this kid was going to be a monk, he should have He took him to Pingkang Square, and Yingying Yanyan in the Qinglou Chuguan in Chang'an City must have dispelled his desire to pray for Buddha.

Anyway, men, if you don’t go to the brothel a few times and don’t sleep with you, you’re a woman, so you’re still a man!Even at his old age, his sword is still young, and he often kills the sisters in the brothel, throwing away their armor and throwing away their armor! I am a hero and a hero, look at this wretched boy now. With some of the demeanor of his old man back then, if he did this, how could all the annoying things behind him happen!

The old man Zhang walked with a figure-of-eight gait, his face was full of excitement and annoyance, such two contradictory expressions appeared on one face, which made Zhang Yang admire him very much. How well she handles her emotions, she is a role model for my generation!

"Brother, my little sister has something to do right now, so I'm leaving first, and when my brother comes back from outside, let's wash up and have a good rest first!

As she said that, Zhang Juan forcibly took Zhang Xu away with a reluctant face, ignoring the dissatisfaction on the little guy's face.

"Brother, brother..."

Being dragged, Zhang Xu stretched out his hands to grab Zhang Yang. The scene was like when the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl were forcibly separated by the Queen Mother. It was so miserable. Zhang Yang ignored Zhang Xu's plea for help. Look at your father and sister, how can you tell what you say, why is this little guy so like a light bulb?It seems to be educational, but he doesn't know how to follow the behavior of adults. Now he doesn't want to play hide-and-seek with that little guy. He prefers to play the game of beating abalone with a golden hoop and a stick!

Thinking of this, Zhang Yang's breathing became a little rough, and the crimson in his eyes became more and more intense, as if they were about to burst into flames, making Lu Rui and Ming Yue beside him really unbearable.

"The servant girl is going to prepare some food for the young master, the young master must be hungry!"

Seeing Zhang Yang's cannibalistic expression, Lurui couldn't accept it, her heart was pounding, her body was getting hot, and her legs were a little weak. This feeling made her feel a little uneasy, but there was a faint feeling in her heart. Looking forward, as for what it is, even she herself doesn't know, but at this time, she also wants to find something to do, otherwise, she is really afraid that she will do something inappropriate under Zhang Yang's gaze Come.

"Haha, I am indeed hungry! I must have a good meal!"

Zhang Yang recited the word "good" very seriously, and the expression on his face became more and more malicious, "But I don't want to eat something, I should use you to feed me!"

Saying that, Zhang Yang smiled wretchedly, hugged Lurui and Mingyue in his arms, and squeezed the protruding part of the body with both hands, um, the hand feeling was quite good, and Zhang Yang showed a look that bestowed the soul. Looking at the expression, he turned his head to the two girls in his arms and said, "It's been a long time since I saw you, do you miss your son?"

While talking, he brought the two girls to the back bedroom, his movements were very smooth and unsloppy, and he acted very eagerly, he was neither a pervert nor a lewd person!Zhang Yang silently justified his name in his heart, he couldn't help being so anxious, which man was not like this when he was holding back for a few months, the savings in him were about to blow him up, so he really needed one A channel to vent, otherwise how could he stand it.

The temple is not like the army who can accompany some military prostitutes to relieve the fatigue of the soldiers. In Huichang Temple, the eyes are full of bald monks. When the body needs to be physically unable to bear it, as a monk, there are only two ways. , holding back with all his strength, knocking on the wooden fish and chanting sutras, such as the mantra of pure heart and few desires, etc. Zhang Yang said he didn't know what he was chanting. Is it because the high-ranking monks are too strong, Zhang Yang has no lack of malicious thoughts.

And second, some monks' self-control is not so strong. Of course, they also follow the way of heaven. Everything in the world is based on yin and yang.And the temples are full of monks, so what should we do?There is no road in the world. If there are many people walking, there will be a road. The difference between a man and a woman is that a woman has two holes, one is the hole for the birth of life, and the other is the hole for the reincarnation of grains, while the man, the latter, is free. .However, having desires in the body does not mean that they want to procreate and have children. In this case, as monks and men, they help each other without women. Having said so much, in fact, only two words are enough. Can represent its meaning, pop chrysanthemum!

However, Zhang Yang is a pure child. As the master abbot of Huichang Temple, how could he do such a thing? His pristine body can only be opened to beautiful women. These smelly monks and bald donkeys will never think about his body. But it seems that he is bald now, so isn't he scolding himself?Therefore, Zhang Yang unscrupulously took back what he said just now!

That's why Zhang Yang is very interested in shouting "beauty" even when he sees a sow. Now seeing Lurui and Mingyue, the women in his name, how can he bear it.

"My lord, it's daytime now! I'm still here at night, in..."

"Oh? What are you doing until night? Xiao Yueyue!"

Zhang Yang picked up Mingyue's chin as if molesting a hooligan, and took a mouthful of her delicate red lips. During Mingyue's protest, they parted, and their saliva connected. I couldn't say anything, so I could only give Zhang Yang an angry white look, but the swaying spring tide in that eye couldn't be covered up, there was a certain sense of seduction, which made Zhang Yang feel like he was on fire all of a sudden, little goblin!Secretly said in her heart, it seems that she can't bear the taste of loneliness these days!Well, I must work hard later to satisfy her!

Smash your mouth, the mouth is full of sweet taste, Zhang Yang immediately felt that he understood why Jia Baoyu was so fascinated by the rouge on the maid's mouth, this taste is really wonderful, it seems that they really He is a fellow, but thinking of Jia Baoyu's romantic nature, Zhang Yang feels that he has fallen. He is the master abbot, and now he is so nostalgic for the world of mortals. It is really a sin!But emptiness is form, and form is emptiness, isn't it just a moment of emptiness?In this way, Zhang Yang finally felt that he owed the Buddha a little bit, and suddenly felt that this was really nothing, the way of human relations, even if the Buddha came, he would have to give way.

Thinking about it this way, just a light pinch on Mingyue's face, what she wants is to prostitute herself in the daytime, this is life!Ha ha!

Said, regardless of the shyness of the two girls, they were all brought to the bedroom, because Zhang Yang had had some in-depth exchanges with Mingyue before, and the two of them did not know how many times they had met honestly, so for Zhang Yang like this Mingyue didn't feel ashamed, but she was eager to try it. After all, she tasted the taste that made people feel as if they had ascended to heaven. It was really addictive. **, burn up as soon as they meet.

At this time, Lurui was very ashamed. Although she was Zhang Yang's little girl, she had physical contact with Zhang Yang in normal times, holding hands and kissing on the mouth. She also had experience. But she is still a perfect body, and now seeing Zhang Yang like this, it seems that she is finally going to attack her, so Lu Rui is a little nervous.

After all, which woman is not nervous or hesitant about her first time, but Zhang Yang, a beast, still wants to be hugged and hugged at such a solemn time, which really makes Lu Rui tangled.