It is not easy to be a monk in the Tang Dynasty

"Tell me, what's the matter with your boy back?"

"Look at what my father said, my son misses you. Parents are not far away, and my son has been away from home for a long time, so I miss my family. Even though I am away from home, who can know how much my son misses you?" The family, especially the father!"

Zhang Yang blinked vigorously with tears in his eyes. Zhang Yang believes that tears are a great knowledge. When to shed tears, how many tears to shed, and whom to shed tears. This is a very profound knowledge. If it is used well, That power is no less than that of a magic weapon.

But now, Zhang Yang feels a little regretful in his heart. He stole mustard just now to stimulate him, and he feels like crying, but he is a big man, and a man bleeds but does not shed tears. Therefore, it has led to the current embarrassing situation, that is, that Two tears are too few, Zhang Yang must blink skillfully, otherwise, before Zhang Yang can perform or convey his filial piety and longing to his father, the tears will evaporate, and then he will become Did you catch the jumping clown?

However, it is obvious that Zhang Yang's confession of family affection did not impress Mr. Zhang's iron heart. He sneered at Zhang Yang's words and rolled his eyes. What shit, miss the old man? Just as the old man is a three-year-old child at your disposal? Just now that kid stayed in the room all afternoon, I don’t know what he did! Now, you little bastard still wants to fool, Hurry up and recruit!"

"what?"

Zhang Yang was dumbfounded. He was deeply ashamed to hear what his father said. Look, what kind of shit, what kind of shit, what kind of bastard, listen, what are they talking about, even though it is his father, Zhang Yang still wants to It's really humiliating to kill one's relatives in a righteous way. Let me wait for a gentleman to deal with himself!Hey, it is said that the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked. Maybe there are people with ulterior motives who think that they are the crooked lower beam. This is really desperate.

Moreover, looking at the narrow and obscene smile on the old man's face that seemed to see everything, even though he was exactly the same as himself, Zhang Yang still solemnly protested and strongly condemned him. How could the old man know so clearly, even though the room at this time It's not that soundproof, but because it was daytime, Lurui suppressed her own voice, even if there was a crackling sound, shouldn't they be allowed to clap their hands and spank their butts when they are free?Zhang Yang suddenly discovered that the old man's thinking was very problematic, very unhealthy!It's too adult, it's a sin to tarnish the little white flower of his motherland, my dear!

Therefore, Zhang Yang felt deeply sad for himself. At this time, he reached out and wiped his eyes. If he knew the glorious tradition of the Zhang family, he would not waste his feelings like this!As expected, they were father and son. Looking at Zhang Mingyuan's foxy smile that seemed to have succeeded in stealing chickens, Zhang Yang felt a little upset. He just wanted to say, disrespectful!Hmph, I don't even know how to match the plot. Originally, he wanted to make a romance version, but now it seems that it should be a documentary version!

"Father, do you think the child is not too young?"

Zhang Yang said very coyly, a blush appeared on his face at the right time, just like the girl who has not left the court, in his mind, once he appeared in such a shape, the old man would definitely ask, so he was forced to do so. I can only tell the matter, then, isn't a good thing perfect?

But things didn't seem to be going according to Zhang Yang's script.

Seeing Zhang Yang like this, Zhang Mingyuan frowned one after another, but Zhang Mingyuan knew exactly what kind of character his son had. If Zhang Mingyuan could have patted his chest and said that he really deserved to be a descendant of his Zhang family. He has the demeanor of a gentleman, but since Zhang Yang became a monk, he has become more and more shameless. Of course, in Zhang Mingyuan's eyes, this is called sophistication.

But at this time, this brat didn't go to accompany those two little girls, but came to his side to show courteousness and play the family card. This made Zhang Mingyuan a little vigilant. I don’t know. People always have to be careful about unknown things. Even in the face of his own son, Zhang Mingyuan still dare not take it lightly. If this guy suddenly tells himself on a whim, he doesn’t want to be a man anymore and wants to As an eunuch, how can he deal with it? Thinking of this kid's perverse behavior, there is really a possibility, even if it is very small. After all, this guy just got up from a woman just now, but Zhang Mingyuan is always scared!

"Well, it's true that the boss is not young. I think that when I was your age, I was already married to your mother, but look at you brat, but now you are a monk. This is really not as good as a generation!"

As he spoke, Zhang Mingyuan sighed, looking at Zhang Yang with disappointment in his eyes, making Zhang Yang feel choked instantly, it seems that this old man is not simple!What's more, I am still a young boy now, this old man who is as old as a flower bone fell to this young master to find a woman, and strongly despised him, but thinking of what he was going to say soon, Zhang Yang said this contempt back.

"Okay, let's tell the truth, baby!" Sure enough, Jiang is old and hot, but he is still too tender.

"Since there are so many children, as a man, self-cultivation, family governance, and world peace are the ultimate goals of every man, and my father also knows that our Zhang family's boys are all men among men, this. …”

"Stop talking nonsense, the old man is of course a man among men, and you have to say that!" Zhang Mingyuan frowned as he said that, as if he couldn't bear it any longer, and looked at Zhang Yang fiercely, "Who are you, brat? What do you want to say, did you cause trouble outside?"

The corners of Zhang Yang's mouth twitched a little. Could it be that he is a troublemaker in the eyes of the old man?Thinking of him as a good man and even the master abbot of Huichang Temple, but a person with face, how to deal with such a shameless thing as getting into trouble, this is simply an insult to his perfect personality and noble sentiments!It is tolerable or unbearable, uncle can bear it and aunt can't bear it!Zhang Yang went up against the crime, but when he saw Zhang Mingyuan's slightly dangerous gaze, he sat down helplessly. I can't bear it, my son has to bear it!

Zhang Yang is very helpless, it's not that I don't want to be bad, it's that this world is full of love!

"The children are going to get married!"

"Oh, you're getting married. What? What did you say?"

Originally, Zhang Mingyuan was very careless, and said it following Zhang Yang's words, but after he said it, he felt very weird. Only then did he know what Zhang Yang had said. Zhang Mingyuan's eyes widened as if he had seen something incredible. A pair of hands tightly grasped Zhang Yang's collar and pulled it forward.

"Ahem, father, let go!"

"Oh!"

Zhang Yang opened his dead eyes, and now he is really uncomfortable. Could it be that he is not the old man's own?If not, how could he be suspected of murdering himself, but thinking that if his suspicion is established, wouldn't it mean that his mother, whom he has never met, is tricky?Zhang Yang resolutely extinguished this idea, if the old man found out, he would have to destroy him humanely.

"Come on, dear son, sit on the old man, sit next to Daddy!"

There was a smile on Zhang Mingyuan's face, but Zhang Yang felt that it was an appearance of malicious intent, and the target was himself. Thinking of this, Zhang Yang hesitated a little, and seeing Zhang Yang's appearance, he was not impressed by his loving father at all. Impressed by the performance, Zhang Mingyuan frowned, "You brat, why don't you come here quickly! Could it be that I want the old man to spank your ass!"

Hearing Zhang Mingyuan's obviously threatening words, Zhang Yang gritted his teeth and cheered himself up. He was the old man's son, the only son. Although he had Zhang Xu now, he was the only one in his blood!It's just that he won't be abandoned by the old man. In that case, why should I be afraid, after all, he is the master abbot!

"Hey, that's right, dear son, you said just now that you want to get married? Is it true! When are you going to plan?"

Zhang Yang held back the chill that came from the bottom of his heart, nodded his head, and expressed his affirmation. Now it seems that the old man is a real person who does not show his face. Zhang Yang can almost be sure that the old man must be the face-changing master of Sichuan opera. The method of changing faces is simply perfect. !It's amazing, Zhang Yang wants to raise his hands and applaud, but it's better not to do anything unnecessary to attract the old man's attention.

"Finally, you kid has opened your mind. Tell me, whose family's daughter is it? It's not too late. The old man still needs to find someone to figure out the horoscope, and propose marriage to his in-laws as soon as possible! This marriage is a big event, so don't dare to be careless."

"Who else has a daughter, why did my father forget it, isn't it the Ji family's daughter!"

Talking about Zhang Yang shyly, after all, he is a pure young man, why not allow him to be as embarrassed as a first-time brother when it comes to this important matter in life?

Uh!

Zhang Mingyuan was a little dazed, "The daughter of the Ji family?" He looked straight at Zhang Yang with a weird expression.

"Of course it belongs to the Ji family. Did the father arrange another marriage for the child?"

Zhang Yang raised his eyebrows, did the old man know that he is a strong man, a woman can't satisfy his desire at all, after finding a wife for himself, he also found n more concubines?Zhang Yang's hala flowed out, and he quickly sucked it into his mouth. Fortunately, he was still so handsome.However, this kind of possibility seems very humble, after all, I have never heard of such a thing, and the Zhang family is still a little bit high when they are married to the Ji family, after all, the old man Ji Qing of the Ji family was also an official.

"Snapped!"

"Who hit me!"

Zhang Yang covered his head when he was beaten, he was really daring, someone openly assassinated him, this is the sorrow of the superior, he is always in the calculation of others, it seems that his status as the master abbot is simply a disaster.

But seeing Zhang Mingyuan's raised slap, Zhang Yang decisively shut up.