It is not easy to be a monk in the Tang Dynasty

It seems that he is still too naive!

He has always believed that the character himself is the absolute protagonist, even though sometimes the reasoning is a bit rough, is it because he wants to promote before suppressing, but when he thinks of his father, he is a little surprised.

The harm to Ji's mansion already existed. Although he regretted it now, the daughter of Ji's family did not have his label of Young Master Zhang. Could he come and go as soon as he wanted it?Just a joke!

Thinking of this, Zhang Yang frowned. He didn't have the invincible luck of the male protagonists in those brain-damaged novels. A shock of the tiger's body can make people forget the hurt, and they followed behind him. Tiger body, secondly, he doesn't have the magical vibrating function that girls use.

Moreover, Ji Hu is very reluctant to accept the person who ruthlessly abandoned his daughter before and now rushes forward, and this time because of Ke'er's jumping into the well, this barbarian firmly believes that It was he who publicized his personal morality and did something that was sorry for others, and his perception of Zhang Yang became even worse. He got a lot of supercilious eyes.And now, he is sharpening his knife and rushing to his daughter, can Ji Hu easily agree?

Thinking of this, Zhang Yang sighed, pretending to be lonely and down, "Ah, life is really lonely like snow, and the world is impermanent!"

It's just that his behavior made Zhang Mingyuan's eyes twitch. He really felt sad for himself. Could it be that he did something evil in his previous life to give birth to such a thing?

With a snort, he walked out of the room with an ugly face, without saying a word, obviously very dissatisfied with Zhang Yang.

Zhang Yang raised his eyebrows, and then his eyes turned into crescent moons, and an unfathomable smile appeared on the corner of his mouth. He was indeed a master, a master, a master, and with just one sentence, he let the old man come forward to solve his predicament. Thinking of the old man, he would have to endure it The black face and indifference of the tiger-like ape, Zhang Yang couldn't help but shed a tear of sympathy for his father, but his heart was very happy. Fighting the tiger brothers, fighting father and son soldiers, he was in trouble, how could his father not support him? !

"Phew, things have finally settled down, and now this young master is just waiting to hug Meijiao Niang!"

It seems that it was right for that fool to choose to become a monk at the beginning. If such a incident hadn't happened, I'm afraid that when he crossed over, that guy had already married the charming little lady back to his family, although he was still the same as himself now. This body is enjoyed, but Zhang Yang still has the feeling of being cuckolded and second-handed, but now, it is very good!

But Zhang Yang never thought that everything he owns now belongs to that fool. He is the one who occupies the magpie's nest, but now he is grateful that others did not eat the young lady of the Ji family in advance. What is this? Intentions?

Based on this, Zhang Yang really wanted to thank that fool, squinting his eyes, imagining the beautiful time of the wedding night in the bridal chamber. Thinking of this, his body felt a little hot and his throat was a little dry, and Zhang Yang hurriedly thought about going to his bedroom. Go, think about the news after such a short period of time, Lurui and Mingyue must have accumulated a lot of physical strength, then can they continue to exercise together, it is good to do more exercises!

One night the phoenix crowed and the dragon sang, the bed shook and the shadows moved, only when the east appeared at ten o'clock in the morning did the troops stop and the flags died down, Zhang Yang's hands kept touching and kneading the two soft bodies, this is the blessing of Qi people, I have fallen a little bit Woolen cloth.

"Young master, why don't you stay at home for a few more days?"

"Hey!"

When it comes to this question, Zhang Yang is also a little sad. Ruanrou Township is the hero's grave, so many heroes are planted in the hands of women. After all, beauty is a disaster, but is this really a woman's problem?In fact, it’s not entirely true. It’s not that men can’t control their lower body. When they see women, they feel numb all over, and their pants disappear without knowing where they went. In fact, in one word, they are greedy for pleasure!

If a man wants to get the world, he has to fight bloody battles to conquer it, but a woman can only get it by conquering a man, from which he can know how powerful a woman is, and now Zhang Yang feels this way, he thinks women are really too powerful , so that a man like him with ambition, ambition, ideals and beliefs has a strong obsession, and he just wants to lie on a woman's belly for the rest of his life. What a serious thing this is!This kind of thing that went beyond his expectations must be stopped.

Zhang Yang considers himself a flirtatious man, but he doesn't want to become obscene. If he doesn't do anything for the sake of a woman, will the woman still follow him?It's like being tall, rich and handsome can have many women, but short and poor can only masturbate to the computer. After all, women like men who are capable and capable. If they hang out with women all day long, they will definitely Let them look down on him, so how can such a man make women fall in love with him?

Generally speaking, Zhang Yang believes that the ultimate goal of a man's struggle is to collect the world's most beautiful women, and it is precisely because of this that Zhang Yang will not stagnate now. Isn't this short-sighted?He is a visionary man!

"How can a man hang around in the inner curtains? What's the point of doing that? Is this the kind of person I am? If you live in a high place in a temple, you worry about your people; if you live far away in the rivers and lakes, you worry about your lord. How can you be greedy for pleasure when you are in a big place? Moreover, now my son is the master abbot of Huichang Temple, and things are busy, so I still have to go back early to deal with things. Hey, it’s hard work for those who can, there is no way! As the women of my son, you must raise your awareness, you must not Let me become a character with a sperm on the brain!"

What Zhang Yang said was righteous and awe-inspiring, as if the world would not turn without him, and he advertised himself as a person with lofty aspirations.However, these words really have no credibility. If you are really so noble and sentimental, then what happened to the hands sliding on them?So what does the obscene and lewd expression on your face that confers the soul mean?

There was contempt in the eyes of the two women, but as Zhang Yang's maids, they were still very indulgent towards Zhang Yang, and hugged Zhang Yang's body tightly with a smile on their faces. After all, according to what the young master said, they were going to separate again. They have already started to miss after the separation, which made them seize the time to spend some time with Zhang Yang.

The sun was shining brightly. At this time, Abbot Zhang Yang had arrived at his battlefield, Huichang Temple. Seeing the monks looking at him with awe, Zhang Yang nodded, um, this is life!

"Elder Fa Ming, how do you think about this matter?"

Zhang Yang looked at Elder Faming's tangled face with an expression of winning the ticket. At this moment, the gully on the pine bark's face became deeper. To use an exaggerated rhetoric, it was a gully!But Zhang Yang really doesn't understand what it means to respect the old and love the young. Treating an old man like this is really annoying!But Zhang Yang rolled his eyes, who has any objection, since he respects the old and loves the young, it just so happens that he is 16 years old this year, Gui Geng, and he can be regarded as a child in front of the old monk Faming, why didn't he love Ben? Where is the abbot master?

Of course, thinking of the old monk blinking his ambiguous and cloudy old eyes, he said lasciviously to himself, "Actually, I have admired you for a long time" and then winked at himself for a while, just thinking about it, Zhang Yang felt chills all over his body, and his face turned pale. His pale forehead was sweating, as if his chrysanthemum had been blown out by a dozen strong men, bah bah bah bah, Zhang Yang drove this terrible thought out of his mind, and he really couldn't have a trace of association.

"Is this a bit of a philistine? After all, our Huichang Temple is a Buddhist school. If we compete with the people for profit and exploit the people's money, this is different from merchants. Wouldn't doing so affect the reputation of Buddhism? It is not appropriate!"

No, you old bald ass!

Zhang Yang really wanted to curse, but he thought that he was in front of the monks of Huichang Temple, and he had to maintain the demeanor of the abbot. What's the matter with this old monk?Could it be that he wanted to deliberately irritate himself and watch his own jokes?Then let the monks see how unstable, how utilitarian, how philistine, and how insulting the Buddhist family's lintel is as the abbot!

That's right, how could he have forgotten that this old monk is a good friend of Fa Yan's proud old rooster, the two of them cherish each other and love each other, but it is not sweet, and Fa Yan has suffered a lot under the hands of Princess Li , but couldn't find trouble with Princess Li Dajun, so he became the scapegoat.Yes, it can only be such an answer. Zhang Yang thinks that he is that Sherlock Holmes is that Conan, and he tries to understand this complicated case. He really admires himself. I want to express my love to my other self.

"Oh, is Elder Fa Ming such a character?"

"My Buddha is merciful. The Buddhist family is to help the world and the common people. How can we get benefits from them? I will never allow such a thing to happen in our Huichang Temple!"

Saying that, Faming closed his eyes, and the old monk fell into a samadhi, as if the things here had nothing to do with him anymore. Zhang Yang secretly hated him, and couldn't help feeling sympathetic to himself. Why did he always have so many twists and turns when he wanted to do something?Is it true that the so-called heaven will send a great task to the people, and they must work hard first?Shit!

Hmph, thinking of this, Zhang Yang felt contempt for a while. Could it be that there are few things exploiting the interests of the people in Huichang Temple?What happened to Yunhao has only happened for a long time. Could it be that people are really old and have dementia and forget those things? Zhang Yang's feet don't believe it. If he has dementia, why do he have to point fingers here?

"Bian Ji, don't push this Huichang Temple into flames!"