It is not easy to be a monk in the Tang Dynasty

The weather is getting colder day by day, and at this time Zhang Yang's heart is a little cold, even though he is wearing thick clothes, but at this time in front of Li Shimin, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, Zhang Yang is really guilty, is it because he often To slander him and let this narrow-minded Comrade Li know, just to kill someone?If not, why would you look at yourself so coldly?

Zhang Yang was stunned, and took a peek at Li Shimin's face. There was nothing Zhang Yang could do about being so cautious about himself. Although he disapproved of the imperial power in this era, he had to bow his head under the eaves. If there is a need for him, he will clip his tail and pretend to be an honest and dull person obediently, so that he can win some impression points for himself?

"Humph!"

"Ha ha!"

Li Shimin stared, Zhang Yang turned pale, and realized that when the great emperor had to show a sneer, he couldn't interrupt him with two hecks. Isn't this contemptuous of the emperor?It's just that Zhang Yang is very upset in his heart, how innocent he is, why does Li Er Er treat him like this!

"You said just now that you want to take back the title of 'Gold Medal Little Monk'?" Li Shimin squinted his eyes and asked in a very bad tone. Seeing his appearance, he was obviously a little angry in his heart. Once the emperor opened his mouth, how can he change it?What's more, this is his support and encouragement for Zhang Yang's vision. Is this guy living up to the emperor's favor like this?Do you think the neck is too stiff?

Zhang Yang nodded madly like a chick pecking at rice, with an expectant expression on his face, he wanted to say loudly, dude, you old man finally understood what I mean, you have cheated me for so long, if it wasn’t for this damn Title, how could he be a monk for so long!This is a double devastation to him, a normal man, mentally and physically!Thinking of him being young and full of vigor, who is in high demand, being a monk is simply torture, and him, as the emperor, enjoying countless beauties in the harem, the comparison is too big, not to mention that he is not greedy and lustful You don't need so many women, a few are enough, but it's this damn 'gold medal little monk' who has made him miserable!

But this time, the reason why Zhang Yang entered the palace was to let Li Shimin cancel this title. Only in this way, he could get Ji Yanran back with peace of mind, and live a life of sexual bliss from then on.After all, the emperor and his elders have given him a title. If he marries a wife as a monk, there will be a lot of trouble.

"Hmph! I think you are too arrogant!"

Li Shimin slapped the table suddenly, and roared angrily at Zhang Yang, with a terrifying expression on his face.

Zhang Yang shrank his neck, and couldn't help cursing in his heart, if you're not the emperor, I'll see if I don't teach you to speak well!But now the situation is stronger than others, and Zhang Yang can only bear the roar well, so he hangs his head, as if he is very afraid of Li Shimin's roar, but he doesn't like Huangzhou in his heart. After all, he has kindness and respect The emperor's old son's.

He wanted to take Empress Changsun and Princess Changle, but he rescued them all?As a man who is controlled by his wife and controlled by his daughter, how could Li Shimin kill himself? Zhang Yang is very confident. If things go wrong, at worst, he will go to the empress and cry, even if he loses his old face, he must let the world know How did Li Shimin destroy a boy with flowers like himself.For the harem, Zhang Yang can go. As the part-time doctor of the empress, Zhang Yang still has this privilege.

"Where is the kid so arrogant?"

Zhang Yang upholds the principle of asking if you don’t understand. If three people walk together, there must be my teacher. Even if it’s just him and Li Shimin now, of course, if Wang De is counted, the number is just right. Thinking about it, Wang De Wang Gonggong has a deformed body, but there is no protruding part of the body, so naturally he is not a complete person!

If Prince Wang De, who was serving His Majesty diligently, knew Zhang Yang's thoughts, he would burst into tears. After all, he was very sympathetic to Zhang Yang just now. What about men?You have to make your bird a decoration, and its function is only to release water!Wang De thought fiercely, after all, most of the eunuchs' psychology is dark, since he can't be a man, can't enjoy that kind of extreme joy, he also hopes that all the men in the world look the same!

But now, Zhang Yang actually wants to get rid of that title and get married, this is simply the greatest joke in the world!It's just that Wang De wouldn't interrupt easily at this time. As a qualified eunuch, he knew that he couldn't put eye drops on Zhang Yang at this time. You have to carry people behind your back!Thinking of this, Wang De was grinding his fists for a while, thinking that this guy would hold back like that for the rest of his life, Wang De's heart was full of pleasure, it was so good, he had another ally.

Zhang Yang has no way of knowing Wang De's dark thoughts, but at this moment he also knows that Li Shimin will not easily agree to his reasonable request. After all, that man does not have that physical impulse. Since he has the impulse, he naturally needs a woman. Of course, Zhang Yang He's not the kind of person who pays attention to carnal desires. He wants to get married because of his love. He doesn't have any obscene thoughts. Zhang Yang can guarantee it with his noble personality.

"Hmph, you still dare to quibble!"

"Your Majesty, Xiaomin just said what's in his heart!" Zhang Yang didn't move like a mountain. Since his life was safe, Zhang Yang was just not afraid of Li Shimin's bluff, not to mention that he was really dissatisfied with Li Shimin. It brings out some emotions.

Li Shimin's eyelids twitched, and he had a new understanding of Zhang Yang's boldness. The emperor bled thousands of miles in anger. As an emperor who relied on killing his superiors, Li Shimin was not such a kind person, even when the courtiers met him. , I also have to consider his mood and act according to his face, and now, this little guy can still refute so plausibly when he is so angry, and look at his frightened and trembling appearance on the surface , but from his eyes, Li Shimin didn't find any fear, what was there was just aggrieved and complaining!

accuse?

This is really strange, in front of him, the wise king of the ages, this kid still has a lot of ideas, Li Shimin couldn't help but take a deep look at this kid, it seems that he really can't underestimate him.

Of course, Zhang Yang still has a little bit of status in Li Shimin's heart, otherwise, he would not have agreed with this guy to go to Jiangnan with Li Chengqian, and Zhang Yang's performance also made him very satisfied. Cultivate it well and use it for me. After all, he is a person who is thirsty for talents. It is because this guy is really lazy and shows a sneer at his own solicitation. How can this not make the secretary of history a little angry, so he will This guy was mentioned in Huichang Temple. After all, he had the foresight to give this guy the title of "Gold Medal Little Monk".It was just that he deliberately ignored his dissatisfied eyes at that time.

Now, is this guy finally unable to bear it anymore?An unknown smile appeared on the corner of Li Shimin's mouth, which made Zhang Yang shudder.

"Hmph, it's enough for me to know that you are a monk! As for the other things, you don't have to think about it. To be a monk, you should look like a monk. How can you still want a wife? If you don't do your job properly, where did you put the Buddha!"

Zhang Yang was a little speechless, looking at Li Shimin, who seemed to be the spokesperson of the Buddha, ten thousand muddy horses galloped past in his heart, Nima, can you be more shameless?Is it voluntary to be a monk by yourself?Well, that was just a brain-dead idea before, and it has nothing to do with him, he is a victim!Thinking that I not only saved Li Laoer's wife and daughter, but also eradicated the blood alliance of Datang cancer, saving Datang from a great turmoil, and even until now, I have been struggling in Huichang Temple to solve The Buddhist issue, to strive for the maximum benefit for the court.

But looking at his current ending, Zhang Yang only thought of one sentence, the bird is gone, the good bow is hidden, the cunning rabbit is dead, and the lackey is prospering!Could it be that Li Laoer has already thought of killing donkeys and killing people?But, is his little abbot really so important?An important human emperor racked his brains to deal with himself!I am wronged!

Zhang Yang raised his head, wanting to yell at the sky to express his grief and indignation at this moment, but when he raised his head and saw Li Shimin's threatening eyes, he could only close his mouth tightly, the roar echoed in his throat The blockage was unbearable, so Zhang Yang took a breath and didn't get over it.Damn you!Zhang Yang chose to succumb to Li Shimin's lustful power without any backbone.Get out of the way, this young master has never heard of this sentence!

"Your Majesty, Xiaomin, you are wronged!" Zhang Yang shed blood and tears, looking very miserable.

"Oh, why don't you come here quickly for any grievances you have, I will definitely make the decision for you!"

Being in charge of your old mother, Zhang Yang couldn't help cursing in his heart, but he didn't show it on his face, and even showed a grateful look, as if he had taken advantage of it, Zhang Yang couldn't help cursing secretly in his heart, my son cursed you Not firm, hard but not hard, hard but not long... Zhang Yang is like a witch hiding in a corner, with a very dark mind.

"Your Majesty, there are three reasons why you don't want to be a monk!"

"Oh, what are the three points? If you are reasonable today, maybe I will agree to your request!"

"Really?" Zhang Yang was overjoyed.

"No joke!" Li Shimin looked at Zhang Yang like a shameless person who tricked a good woman into undressing obediently.