It is not easy to be a monk in the Tang Dynasty

Zhang Yang stood with a smile on his face, a gentleman as gentle as jade, and Wangcai, who was covering his belly and swallowing his saliva to satisfy his hunger, almost lost his eyes in shock. This, this damn is amazing!Could it be that the young master has already practiced the art of changing faces to the point of perfection?

Thinking of this, Wangcai didn't complain about how shameless his young master was, but his eyes were full of little stars, full of longing, and he kept thinking in his heart, if he practiced such a skill to be like the young master, then Cui Cui Hua Ruhua and the others won't say that they don't know how to read words, and they will definitely look at Wang Cai with admiration, so can they develop the kind of in-depth communication that the young master said?

Wangcai's eyes were full of wretchedness, which perfectly matched Zhang Yang's aura.

Zhang Yang stood straight, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, but that smile was a little stiff no matter how you looked at it.

Nima, I've been standing like this for a long time, and I've been in this position for a long time. You're so fucking stupid, and you rubbed those two dead fish eyes vigorously. Is this really plausible?

"Student Zhang Yang, please see Master Kong!"

Zhang Yang said again, but this time the voice was so threatening, his eyes narrowed, if he found out that this guy did it on purpose, he had to let him know that Young Master Zhang is not easy to mess with, after all, he is the spokesman of the Buddha, If you offend him, God can't even look at it.

"Ah~~~"

The doorman yawned charmingly, stretched his waist, and blinked his small misty eyes. Zhang Yang swore that he saw something suspicious in the corner of his eyes. If he read correctly, that thing The scientific name for it is called eye gum!

Zhang Yang was shocked!

What about image?What about your image as a great contemporary Confucian?

Don't they all say that Confucianism cares most about a person's character, whether it is behavior or self-cultivation, they must uphold the model of a gentleman?Why didn't Kong Yingda see such a sloppy side of his family members?Didn't he have the urge to wave a shoehorn at this face?Sure enough, when people are old, they just have no passion!Could it be that you are unable to do what you want?

"Young master, you want to visit my master, but do you have an invitation? Or have you made an appointment?"

The doorman rubbed his eyes with one hand, then blinked, then rubbed again, Zhang Yang looked extremely painful, because the eye poo was still stubbornly holding on to the position, and was still hanging there arrogantly.While holding the door with his hand, if he finds that Zhang Yang is an outlaw, he can close the door quickly to keep the two of them out, but the possibility of this is very low, because this is the Confucian mansion!

The Confucian mansion is not scary, but the scary thing is that there is Mr. Kong Yingda living in it. This old man is too lethal, and not many people dare to provoke him. After all, Mr. Kong is a representative of the world. , naturally makes people dread.

It's just that at this moment, when he heard Wangcai's stomach growl in disbelief, Zhang Yang had no choice but to do so!

"Actually, I'm Miss Kong's famous book. I was lucky enough to meet Mr. Kong. I was invited by Mr. Kong to discuss some matters. Today I brought my horoscope. You understand that!"

Zhang Yang is like a shy little daughter-in-law, with a red face and lowered head, looking very embarrassed, which makes the eagerness in the eyes of Wangcai on the side increased a lot. As expected of the young master, this face has become too There is a level.

"Oh oh oh, what did you say?"

Now the doorman is no longer blinded, his ears are no longer deaf, and his legs and feet are also sharp. Although he has not tried it, he must not be out of breath when he goes up to the fifth floor. He even speaks a lot more clearly, but Zhang Yang The chrysanthemum is tight, why does this guy make the sound that a woman can't help but climax!It was too lewd, Zhang Yang suddenly felt that his little pure heart had been tainted, and burst into tears.

"So you are that kid, oh, you are my uncle! Please come in quickly!"

The doorman's wrinkled face suddenly turned into a chrysanthemum with a smile, and the eyes that were still dazed with gum on them just now were all naked, like a pervert who has been hungry for countless years and suddenly discovered a peerless beauty. , the one who was excited, and the body was swaying, hurriedly opened the door, walked quickly to Zhang Yang, raised his head and opened his eyes, tried his best to check Zhang Yang's face, and nodded while looking, "Not bad, sir. What an extraordinary appearance! No wonder the old man has taken a fancy to him! Haha!"

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and grabbed Zhang Yang, as if Zhang Yang ran away suddenly, very eagerly.

Zhang Yang was a little stunned. Seeing the big brother who suddenly became extremely enthusiastic, he felt very uncomfortable. Did this guy become like this just because he said that he might be Kong Qingyun's future husband-in-law?Then, Zhang Yang would like to ask, what a failure Kong Qingyun, the eldest lady, made these people expect her to leave Kongfu as soon as possible!

"Mr. Zhang, this way! It just so happens that the old man is on duty today, so it's really time for you to come!"

"Ha ha!"

Zhang Yang was speechless.

Looking at the courteous person who wanted to ask him something, Zhang Yang could only laugh and pass it by. At this moment, silence is golden. If you talk too much, it is very likely that some flaws will be exposed, which is not good.

The decoration of the Confucian Mansion is not very luxurious, and it can even be said to be simple. Along the way, the pavilions, towers and pavilions that Zhang Yang saw were only made of logs, without carved railings and painted buildings, and the flowers and trees planted in the courtyard were not expensive vegetation. , is just an ordinary variety, but the layout is very elegant.

I would rather eat without meat than live without bamboo!

As a Qingliu family, a typical scholarly family, the one with the most Confucian mansions is the green bamboo planted.

Bamboo has always been compared to a gentleman, but now, is this a metaphor for people?

The Confucian mansion is not that big, unlike some mansions where you can’t walk for a long time. I heard that some people have to take a sedan chair or a carriage at home, otherwise, the delicate and expensive masters simply can’t bear the pain of walking.

But now, Zhang Yang breathed a sigh of relief, this is very good, after all, he and Wangcai are hungry and panicking with empty stomachs!Where is the extra strength.

"Young master, the old man's yard is right in front of you!"

The doorman said to Zhang Yang.

"Well! The students know!"

In fact, according to the general procedures, Zhang Yang should wait outside the door of the mansion for the doorman to come in and ask the master's intentions before deciding whether he can enter the mansion. ' Come back to refuse, in fact, this is just a polite way of saying, so as not to be too embarrassing, after all, is it not clear whether the master of the mansion is going out, as a doorman?

Only this food is an exception.Because what Zhang Yang said was so important that the disciples invited Zhang Yang and the others to the mansion without thinking about it!

After all, in the Confucian Mansion, there is nothing that makes people more anxious than Miss Sun's marriage. This is because after seeing Zhang Yang's talent at the poetry meeting, Kong Yingda personally promoted his granddaughter regardless of his old face!After all, in this day and age, old girls are not such an honorable thing!

However, when we get to this courtyard, it is better to inform him. Zhang Yang is a good boy who knows etiquette, so he naturally knows that he should stop now.

Scanning around with his eyes, he didn't find anything that could arouse his interest. Zhang Yang lowered his head to be a good baby, how impolite it is to look around!

"Master, my little stomach is really hungry!"

Wangcai on the side frowned, pressing his hands on his abdomen, looking very uncomfortable.

When Zhang Yang saw it, it was like embarrassing his Young Master Zhang!Quickly stretch your foot over,

"Mr. Zhang, the old man let you in, ah, what are you doing, Mr. Zhang?"

Zhang Yang was a bit arrogant, looking at the doorman who appeared suddenly, he was looking at his own movements, and frowned. Can he say that he is watching the boy whimpering here without image, it is really embarrassing, do you want to teach him a lesson?

"Oh, this, this kid suddenly has a stomachache and wants to go to the latrine! Since the boss wants to see the students, the students should go and see, don't keep the boss waiting for too long!"

Said, walked over.

Hearing what Zhang Yang said, and seeing the tangled look on Wangcai's face, the doorman covered his stomach with his hands, which seemed to be in the rhythm of diarrhea. Without doubting him, he quickly pointed out the direction to Wangcai, lest he If it's a bit too late, this guy will come and solve it on the spot, so the matter will be a big deal.

The wind is roaring, the horse is howling, and Wangcai roars again in his heart, is this mother having diarrhea?There's nothing in his stomach, okay?Young master, you are really shameless!

Helpless, seeing the anxious look on the doorman's face, Wangcai could only go to the latrine to squat against his will. It's better for him not to expose the young master's lies. If he doesn't do anything at this time, the young master will be exposed what?Immediately, Wangcai felt that his figure was very solemn and stirring, as if he was going to sacrifice himself to protect his family and the country.Personality is instantly improved, and the spirit is instantly full!No matter how you look at that back, it is so powerful and domineering!

However, a very discordant sentence came from the back of my head, "You are going the wrong way, the toilet is no longer there, you have to turn left, turn left, you are right, you are right!"

Wangcai's foot stumbled, and he staggered to the ground. The aura he had finally gathered ran quickly at this moment, without any sense of solemnity, and a name was written on the body, "Dog eat shit!" The two eyes in Wangcai's eyes Soaking tears, at this time, I can finally flow out unscrupulously, God, open your eyes quickly!

Looking back, looking at the erratic figure of the young master, Wangcai's heart was cold!Young master, you can't lie, it's true!Look, retribution is coming!But Nima, why did this retribution happen to me!

Wangcai is very unfair, but at this time his young master has completely forgotten about him!

"Students pay homage to Master Kong!" Zhang Yang lowered his head and saluted with his hands in front of him.