It is not easy to be a monk in the Tang Dynasty

Zhang Yang stared helplessly at the only meat dish on the dinner table, which was the plate of fish moved by Kong Qingyun to Kong Yingda, and he froze.

Because, his chopsticks were already about to pinch the delicious fish, but now, what is the situation?

I am not a monk!At best, it is just a fake and inferior product!In his eyes, those rules and regulations are a fart!

But now, Zhang Yang really wanted to treat Kong Qingyun as a fart, so that she would never appear in front of him again, it was so hateful!

Zhang Yang was angry. As a man who loves flesh and blood, Kong Qingyun's actions simply touched his back, but thinking of the purpose of her visit, Zhang Yang could only pretend to be indifferent, but the expression on his face was very is stiff.

"Actually, there is no need to do this. Although the student is still a monk, he has said before that he intends to return to vulgarity! Therefore, the student is still very light on things like meat and fish! It doesn't matter, it's all okay. Try it!"

"Mr. Zhang, seek his own government in his position. As the saying goes, when a monk rings the clock for a day, after all, Mr. Zhang is still a monk now, so you can't break the rules? Right, grandpa!"

"Yes, Not Bad!"

Kong Yingda nodded, seeming to agree!

"Wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Lord Buddha will keep it in his heart! Adhering to the principle of not wasting food, students absolutely don't care!"

What Zhang Yang said was gnashing his teeth. He should definitely commit suicide in shame. To say such things in one bite is to embarrass his young master Zhang. However, Zhang Yang really can't control his salivary glands, which keep secreting them. Salivating, looking longingly at the only meaty dish!It's so coveted!Nima!How embarrassing!

However, even though his behavior was out of everyone's style, Zhang Yang persisted, because he saw the slyness in Kong Qingyun's eyes!

This fucker must have done it on purpose!

Zhang Yang felt very sad and indignant, could it be that such a powerful personality charm of his own can't make you overwhelmed?

Thinking of this, Zhang Yang felt that he finally knew the inside story of this little girl who was still waiting to marry into the boudoir. No man could bear such vicious thoughts!

Hmph, thinking that he had flirted with this little girl, Zhang Yang regretted it for a while, he should have masturbated more at that time!

Zhang Yang's words like this, coupled with the expression on his face that if you don't let me eat, I'll grab it, successfully caused the brains of Kong Yingda and Kong Qingyun to crash for a short time!

Seeing that they were overwhelmed by his aura and conquered by his charm to the point where they were dumbfounded, Zhang Yang made a decisive move and seized the opportunity!

After all, the opportunity is too late to come again!

One chopstick!

Yes, it is a chopstick!

Just a chopstick!

The pair of chopsticks held by Zhang Yang's right hand rushed towards Kong Yingda with lightning speed, the plate of fish in front of him!

Kong Qingyun turned her head, Kong Yingda lowered her head, and found that there was only one head left on the plate of fish!

The mouth of the fish was open, and the eyes of the dead fish were closed, as if the eyes of the dead fish were not closed. The eyes of the two turned to Zhang Yang dully, and they suddenly found that the fish without the head was already in Zhang Yang's bowl. They couldn't fit, the tail of the fish was raised high, as if showing off to the two of them!

A satisfied smile appeared on the corner of Zhang Yang's mouth. Looking at the grandparent and grandson, he took a bite of the fish, um, it's not bad, it's delicious!

"Why don't you eat it? Could it be that the food doesn't taste right? You're laughing, so just make do with it! Although this dish is very simple, it's clean and pollution-free green food. It's right to eat it. Your body is good for you!"

Zhang Yang smacked his mouth, with a satisfied expression on his face, he couldn't stop laughing in his heart, are you dumbfounded?Stupid?Who told you not to let this young master have a good meal!

"That, uh..."

Kong Yingda wanted to say something, but seeing that Zhang Yang acted as if he was in his own home, and the two of them were guests instead, he couldn't say those words on his lips!

Shameless!cheeky!shameless!

These are the three sentences that came to Kong Yingda's mind!

As a person in the officialdom, one must know a little bit of thick and dark learning. Although Kong Yingda is a master of wine, a scholar, and a master of Confucianism, he has seen thick-skinned in that court where power is turbulent. I've seen shameless people before, but I've never seen such a shameless, thick-skinned and shameless person who has brought out such shameless and shameless characteristics to the fullest!

It simply refreshed his outlook on life, world outlook and values, and ruined his three outlooks!

What a great achievement!

Zhang Yang is the only person who can make Kong Yingda Kong Boss so uncertain, looking at Datang!

Is it true that people who are self-deprecating are invincible?

At this time, Kong Qingyun frowned, for Zhang Yang's behavior really subverted her cognition!

Regarding Zhang Yang, although Kong Qingyun's impression is not particularly good, it is not bad. After all, this is the number one talented person in the Tang Dynasty, and it was said by her grandfather himself, and those poems really made her very admired. At any time, women will admire talented men, especially for Kong Qingyun. After all, she has been a talented woman since she was a child, and she only likes men who are more talented than her!

After all, this is human nature. Women are naturally insecure, and men who are stronger than themselves in no field will make women feel safe!Kong Qingyun would not deny Zhang Yang's talent!

What's more, in Songhe Academy, she witnessed Zhang Yang's domineering side, directly challenged the whole academy by herself, and what was even more shocking was that he actually won!

This is definitely a remarkable achievement!

There is also Zhang Yang's arithmetic ability, which makes Kong Qingyun salivate even more.

Of course, Zhang Yang's current standard boyish appearance also added a lot of points to him. After all, just like men like beautiful women, women also pay great attention to men's appearance!And Zhang Yang, with this capital!

However, all of these are completely broken today!

Yes, Kong Qingyun felt that she could no longer understand this world. Why is such a person with amazing talent and coveted appearance, who should be a gentleman and gentle as jade, but now he is like a robber in the green forest, directly transformed from a scholar to a Kong Qingyun couldn't adapt to such a role change too suddenly!

Therefore, she didn't do anything now, she just stared blankly at Zhang Yang, watching him shamelessly eating something that was supposed to be fasted by monks, the satiated expression made people very, very, very eager to punch Break his face, after all, that is a very embarrassing expression!Kong Qingyun felt that she really wanted to fulfill his wish!

Zhang Yang wiped his mouth and hiccupped. Although the dish was very simple, Zhang Yang narrowed his eyes when he thought that he had the fish to himself, and there was a gleam of success shining through the gaps. Smiling, looking at the grandparents and grandchildren of the Kong family,

"Ah, thank you for the banquet, the students are already full, and the students are very grateful for this, but I saw that you didn't eat anything, that's not okay, after all, people are like iron and steel, and you will be hungry if you don't eat a meal." Panic, you only have the strength to work when you are full!"

The two of them stared numbly at the messy dishes on the dining table, their hands holding the chopsticks were shaking!

Yes, at this moment, even Kong Yingda was a little angry. What does this mean?Nima, you ate it all yourself, how can you let others eat it?Do you eat your saliva?

Could it be that this mansion has been renamed to Zhang?

They are masters!But they only moved their chopsticks, and they were frightened by Zhang Yang's way of eating at other times. His gobbled-up posture seemed like he had been hungry for many years. However, they only wanted to ask a question, you and Confucius Do you have any grudges?Still want to make Confucian mansion poor!

Kong Yingda's complexion was very ugly. Not only Kong Qingyun, but also Zhang Yang, the instigator, had noticed this.

"Hehe! Well, I'm sorry, I forgot to have you all during the meal. This is really a sin!"

Can you be any more shameless?There must be a lower limit for being a human being!

"Hmph, what's the matter with you little guy! I don't believe that you just came to the Confucian mansion for a meal!"

Kong Yingda was very helpless, very depressed, and could no longer hold her breath.

When Zhang Yang came to visit him, he talked about him for a long time. After all, this is official communication. As a veteran who has been in officialdom for decades, Kong Yingda is naturally infected with such a stinky problem!

What's more, he also wanted to know whether Zhang Yang, a little guy, would come to him. After all, he had plans for Zhang Yang, so he naturally didn't want to find a grandson-in-law who would be a stupid young man or a reckless man. After all, if he had such a A brat who acts like a yellow-haired kid, who only knows how to be reckless, will hinder him. Officials cherish feathers, and no one wants to find a drag or a handle for themselves!

If Zhang Yang pretends that he can't handle things, Kong Yingda will give up that idea.

But what surprised him was that this kid was too fucking calm, but now Kong Yingda had no intention of testing, because Zhang Yang had already annoyed him, if he didn't know that Zhang Yang and the emperor also had Some kind of connection, and he really cherishes the talent of this little guy, he will definitely let people throw this little thing out of the mansion, after all, the Confucian mansion is not a place where anyone can play wild!

"Well, from what you've always said, it seems that the student came to see you because he has something to do! Is the student like that? It's true that he came to visit you because he admired your knowledge and wanted to ask for your advice!"

Zhang Yang rubbed his nose, feeling aggrieved, he is not a profit-seeking person!He respects others very much, okay?