It is not easy to be a monk in the Tang Dynasty

Standing in front of the gate of Da Zongchi Temple, Zhang Yang took a deep breath, strode forward, stretched out his hand, and slapped the gate vigorously.

Boom!Boom!Boom!

After waiting for a long time, the door creaked open with a crack, and a bald young monk popped out, lowered his head, made a Buddha name, and said, "Amitabha, this benefactor, the temple is not accepting guests today!"

"Picking up guests? Hmph, could it be that the Dazongji Temple has become a dirty place like a brothel and Chu Pavilion? Oh, yes, it can only be turned into a small brothel for monks here. However, my young master Not interested in your ass!"

"Almsgiver, how can you say dirty words, this Buddhist gate is a quiet place, how can you allow such filth!"

Hearing this and that, the little monk blushed angrily. Although he was still young, he was a monk and had never had sex before, but he also knew that brothels, Chu houses and young men were not good things. I've heard some pilgrims talk about these things, even if I don't know much about them, I know what those places are for!

Therefore, hearing Zhang Yang say this, he was very angry, but when he raised his head to question this bold benefactor, he just stood there in a daze.

"You, you, you are Senior Brother Bianji!"

Opening his eyes wide, he looked at Zhang Yang in disbelief. It was obviously inconceivable for Zhang Yang to appear here and say such words.

"Huh? You know me?"

Zhang Yang was a little surprised, he didn't expect that he was so well-known in the Da Zongchi Temple, looking at the young monk's expression, Zhang Yang was a little puzzled, but also a little complacent, sure enough, he, Young Master Zhang, was always sought after by people there!

"Well, senior brother used to practice in this monastery, and the young monk must have seen it before!"

Zhang Yang took a closer look and found that the little monk looked familiar. After a closer look, he couldn't help but be amused. This is not the one he saw on the road when he first traveled to the Buddhist hall for morning classes. I'm late, do you want the little monk that you and Brother Yunyin can help?

It's not that Zhang Yang's memory is amazing, but Zhang Yang doesn't know many people in the Da Zongchi Temple, and this young monk met him at such a time and place, Zhang Yang naturally has some impressions of him, at this time carefully At first glance, he was naturally recognized.

"Hi, hello, how are you doing?"

Since he was an acquaintance, Zhang Yang naturally wouldn't be polite to him. When he was talking, he had already pushed the little monk past and entered the door by himself.

The little monk was still in a daze, very puzzled by Zhang Yang's reckless behavior. In his heart, Senior Brother Bian Ji was still very polite, but when he thought of Senior Brother Bian Ji's foul words just now, the little monk opened his lips , I can't say anything.

Hey, can it be said that this is the distance that produces beauty?

Time is really a killing knife. The little monk was really shocked to kill the pure senior brother Bianji and replace him with such a wretched and shameless person!

He stared blankly at Zhang Yang, not knowing what to say!

"Master, brother, why did you come here?"

"Why, do you have an opinion? Brother, can't I revisit my old place?"

"Ah, yes, of course, definitely! Senior brother has practiced in Dazongchi Temple before, so of course it's okay to come here now. Junior brother has no objections, not at all!"

As he said that, the little monk retreated a few steps away from Zhang Yang. In his opinion, Zhang Yang, the senior brother, had been blackened by the monsters outside. The abbot once said that senior brother Bianji was a monster, although he didn't believe it at the time. , how can a person as good as Senior Brother Bianji be a monster!

But now, the little monk believed it a little bit. If it wasn't for evildoers, as a Buddhist disciple, how could he speak of such a filthy place in this quiet place? Isn't this a provocation to the Buddha!

Therefore, the little monk adopted the principle of keeping a respectful distance from Zhang Yang and avoiding him. What a joke, even Abbot Shi Kong couldn't do anything to Senior Brother Bian Ji, how could he, a little monk, rush to provoke him?The brain show is funny!

"Well, it's not bad, it's really very intelligent and insightful!"

Zhang Yang is quite satisfied with the little monk's sense of humor. The performance of the little monk has made Zhang Yang's self-confidence unprecedentedly high. Look, this is the convincing result of his noble character. Although he left, he left After entering Dazongchi Temple, but the brilliance is still shining in Dazongchi Temple, otherwise, why does this little monk respect himself like a god?

Thinking this way, Zhang Yang swaggered into the Dazongchi Temple. Anyway, he also knew where Shikong's bald donkey was. Uh, it seems that the adjective bald donkey is not so beautiful. Zhang Yang touched his bare head, and he seemed to have forgotten what.

After turning around several corridors and passing through several courtyard walls, Zhang Yang finally came to the courtyard where Shikong lived when he practiced Buddhism.

Looking at the glittering courtyard, the corners of Zhang Yang's mouth twitched uncontrollably, Nima, this is a lot of money, don't know where to show off!

Is it necessary to make the place of cultivating Buddhism so mundane and smell like copper? This is simply a defilement of Buddhism!

However, thinking of Shi Kong's extremely greedy and enjoyable character, Zhang Yang also understood a little bit. This guy completely regards gold and silver as the greatest pursuit and pastime in his life, but this taste is really frustrating. Agree, acting like a nouveau riche.

Isn't he worried that those pilgrims will see the abbot's Buddhist practice courtyard decorated like this, which will have a bad impact on his image?Zhang Yang was puzzled by this.

In fact, it is no wonder that as a monk, all the normal emotions and desires have been stifled. If he wants to show his uniqueness, Shi Kong can only choose this way to flaunt his specialness. After all, as a monk, his Dharma He is really not very proficient, and he can only make people realize his ability through such actions.This is the heart of a typical nouveau riche. The so-called return home is just to enjoy the look of being looked up to and respected by others.

However, Zhang Yang scoffed at this, the person who truly deserves the respect of others should be someone as persistent as his master Daoyue!

Of course, when it comes to greed and attachment to gold and silver, Shi Kong is better than his master.

"Boom, boom, boom!"

Zhang Yang prided himself on being a polite person, so instead of breaking in directly, he knocked on the door very politely.

"Come in!"

creak.

Zhang Yang gently pushed open the door, looked forward, and saw Shi Kong's Fat Pig Liu pretending to be sitting cross-legged on the futon and meditating, looking very hardworking, but Zhang Yang knew that he didn't work so hard, because The guy looked at him with spiteful eyes.

"Who are you, dare to break into the old monk's Buddhist hall!"

"Old monk Shikong, don't put on an air. Don't you know who the young master is?"

Zhang Yang originally wanted to say something about the old bald donkey, but thinking that he would scold himself in this way, he could only choose polite words, which made him extremely upset. Not pleasing to the eye, do you think that crossing your legs, sitting in meditation, and reciting a few Buddhist scriptures means you have become an eminent monk?childish!

"Hmph, what on earth are you monsters doing here!"

As he spoke, Shi Kong frowned, but he didn't yell loudly. In his opinion, since Zhang Yang came to the Da Zongchi Temple, he would naturally be unable to escape. In this case, why should he be anxious? It's just a joke. Forget it, in front of Zhang Yang, he still wanted to hold his dignity as the abbot of a temple.

"Hehe, haven't you seen me for a few days, old monk, have your eyes become sharp? Otherwise, why did you suddenly see that the young master is a monster? Could it be that you are a fellow-spirited person and understand this better? ?”

Looking at Shi Kong's tangled expression like constipation, Zhang Yang felt happy. For Shi Kong, Zhang Yang would never be soft if he could hit him. That monstrous sound reminded him of the days when he first came to Datang.

Didn't he take some measures to change his own destiny, but he was accused by the old monk of being a monster, and even wanted to execute himself, and it was precisely because of this that Master Daoyue left Dazongchi Temple sadly .

Therefore, in Zhang Yang's heart, Shi Kong is his enemy and enemy, which is an impossible relationship to resolve, and Zhang Yang is happy when things make him unhappy.

"Don't be arrogant, evildoer. Hmph, I just want to spare your life because of the goodness of God. If you are talking like this, then don't blame me for being rude!"

Hearing Shi Kong's words, Zhang Yang was really shocked. He didn't know that Shi Kong was not just greedy. It turned out that he was so thick-skinned that he could match the highest level of shamelessness!

Zhang Yang was admiring. It turned out that someone really inherited the mantle of Young Master Zhang. Seeing Shi Kong's appearance pretending to be an eminent monk, Zhang Yang had no choice but to say with relief, "Young monk finally has no regrets!" '

What kind of good life virtue, if not for my master choosing to leave this Da Zongchi Temple, what good ending would I have!

Now, to speak so brazenly in front of him, he really thinks Young Master Zhang is a fool!

"Old monk, you keep saying that this young master is a monster, but what evidence do you have?"

"Hmph, old monk, Buddhist eminent monk, of course I can get a glimpse of your monstrous body!"

As he said that, Shi Kong glanced at Zhang Yang contemptuously, his eyes were full of disdain, as if he despised Zhang Yang's idiot question.

Hearing this, Zhang Yang finally lost his mind to continue talking nonsense with Shi Kong. It seems that this person's IQ is definitely problematic. With this IQ, how could he be a match for Master, not to mention the force value of this fat man. The master is not in the same heavyweight class, so there is no comparison at all. If it is said that he kidnapped the master alone, Zhang Yang will never believe it.

Could it be that this fat man has any accomplices?

Seeing Shi Kong's self-conscious look, Zhang Yang's brows were tightly frowned.