It is not easy to be a monk in the Tang Dynasty

Zhang Yang frowned, and pinched the futon that Shi Kong handed over between two fingers in disgust. There was no way, this guy's body odor was really a bit heavy, and Zhang Yang felt like vomiting when he was so far away. After staying in this room for such a long time, it was really difficult for him, and Zhang Yang admired his endurance.

"Uh, it shouldn't smell bad, it's pretty clean, it's only been washed last month!"

Shi Kong said with a puzzled face, sniffed his nose, but didn't find any unpleasant smell, why does this evildoer look like he was sodomized, and his expression is a little distorted?

For Shi Kong, Zhang Yang really didn't want to criticize anything more, such shamelessness, it is simply invincible for self-deprecating, Zhang Yang has already been defeated.

I turned it over with one finger, and sure enough, this futon is indeed a bit different, it is actually sandwiched, with a hollow space in the middle, where you can put some small things.It seems that the old monk did not lie to himself.

"That thing is placed here?"

"That's right, every time they send a mission to the old monk, they will put the content of the mission into it, and sometimes there are tools necessary to complete the mission!"

"How did they put it in, have you never seen it?"

Zhang Yang frowned, very puzzled, how is this possible, you must know that this futon is necessary for the old monk to meditate, even if the old monk Shi Kong is not doing his job properly, he can't bear hardships, and spends most of his day in meditation, how could he never None found!

"Although I don't know why, I can swear in the name of the Buddha that I have never seen who it is and what method it used to put it in! However, every time I receive the target", when it comes to this, Shi Kong He frowned, showing a puzzled expression.

"What happened when you received the mission?"

Zhang Yang quickly asked questions, intuitively this was the key to unraveling his doubts.

"Every time I receive a task, my mind is very confused!"

"confused?"

"Ok!"

Speaking of this, Shi Kong's face became a little weird, his pale face that was hurt by Zhang Yang's fall turned a little red, which made Zhang Yang a little puzzled.

"It's just that the body becomes very comfortable, like, like that feeling!"

Shi Kong's voice became lower and lower, as if he had said something unspeakable!

"What kind of feeling? What kind of feeling?"

If possible, Zhang Yang really wanted to strangle the fat man in front of him to death, and he was so tempting, isn't it just looking for a style!Looks like his skin is itching again!Zhang Yang is gearing up.

"It's when a man feels the most comfortable, and he wants to die!" Shi Kong said with a red face.

Uh?

Zhang Yang looked at Shi Kong in shock, and looked at the position of his lower body uncontrollably. It was very strange. Could it be that this guy...

Quack quack, he seems to have discovered something important, looking at Shi Kong's face full of embarrassment, Zhang Yang curled his lips, he really is a hypocrite, a beast in clothes!

"Hey, how do you know when a man is most comfortable? Could it be that Master Abbot already has experience?"

"This, this, I don't know the number, anyway, after I was addicted to that feeling, the task I gave was stuffed into this futon, and at that time, my consciousness couldn't guard against it at all, so, never I don't even know who they are!"

Shi Kong felt that his old face had been thrown in. Seeing Zhang Yang's playful face, he had the urge to burrow into the ground. The reason why he knew that feeling was not because he was so corrupted that he went to a brothel. Chu Guan tried to degenerate. After all, he is the abbot and abbot of the Dazongchi Temple, and he still has a certain reputation. If someone recognized him in that place, he would be ashamed and angry!

At that time, his reputation was gone, and no one would regard him as an eminent monk. Then, wouldn't his plan to earn money come to nothing?

However, as a man, a normal man, a man who has needs but cannot get close to women, even though he is a monk, Shi Kong still holds his spear with the hands that beat wooden fish, in countless nights, Carrying out sinful sports, although he regretted it afterwards, the feeling of wanting to die made him addicted and fascinated him.

In order to control him and make him defenseless, the feeling produced by those people is really the same as that produced by this evil thing. Shi Kong only said it in order to vividly describe what kind of feeling it was. come out.

But, now Shikong really wants to slap himself hard!What a cheap mouth!

Now, how could he preserve his dignity as the abbot and abbot in front of Zhang Yang, a monster!Thinking of this, Shi Kong felt a little at a loss.

Zhang Yang frowned, looked into Shi Kong's eyes, obviously not lying, but Zhang Yang was even more puzzled, what exactly are those people trying to do!

"Why did they let you visit my master, and what did you do after that?"

"The task is just to let the old monk go to Puguang to find Senior Brother Daoyue that day. There is no other instruction other than this. After the visit, the old monk will return to the Dazongchi Temple alone."

"Oh? Is that so?"

Shi Kong's words made Zhang Yang even more puzzled, but now he has no clue what those people want to do, why they let Shi Kong visit Master, and do nothing, just stay in Puguang Temple , only to leave, what is the point of doing so?Moreover, why did Master Daoyue be kidnapped? Is it due to enmity with Master, or because he wants to get something, or in other words, to use him to blackmail someone?

Zhang Yang felt his head hurt, and there were thousands of thoughts in his mind, but he still couldn't thread them into a thread, it was a mess!

Hey!

Zhang Yang frowned and stood up, very anxious in his heart, there is no master's whereabouts now, if it is delayed, the situation of master will become more dangerous.

Just, how should he do it?

Glancing at Shi Kong, Zhang Yang has no intention of haggling with him now, this guy is a coward, a typical example of bullying the weak and fearing the hard, if he had just traveled to the Tang Dynasty, he would definitely not miss this opportunity to take revenge on him , but now, in Zhang Yang's eyes, this guy is completely cannon fodder, without the slightest use value!

I don't know anything, and it's a waste of my energy to beat him up.

Zhang Yang was a little discouraged, feeling that he was too useless, that he couldn't even protect the people around him. This feeling made Zhang Yang a little crazy. As a time traveler, Zhang Yang always thought that he was the absolute protagonist, but now, Zhang Yang shook his head, he didn't have the golden fingers that the protagonist should have at all, he felt that he couldn't move an inch in this Tang Dynasty, and he was completely tired of coping!

Even if it is the protagonist, the word "hard work" should be added in front of it!

"call!"

Seeing Zhang Yang leave, Shi Kong let out a hard breath, feeling that his little life was finally saved, this is really a gratifying thing.

"Come on, come on!"

Anticipating that Zhang Yang had gone far away, Shi Kong shouted at the top of his voice.

There is no way, the image of Zhang Yang as a devil and evil spirit has been completely imprinted on his heart, he is afraid that his voice will make that devil turn back, in that case, he will always be the one who suffers.

"Ah, abbot, why are you lying on the ground, what happened!"

The little monk who had been serving Shi Kong ran over in panic. Hearing Shi Kong's sharp shouts, he expected something might happen, but what he didn't expect was that when he came to this Buddhist hall to see, the abbot The master actually lay on the ground, which is simply shocking!

Ever since Elder Daoyue left the Dazongchi Temple, in this temple, the power of Abbot Shikong is unparalleled. He is a figure standing above all of them. However, he is such an expert, but now he seems like Like a dead dog lying on the ground, not to mention the image, the little monk froze there for a moment.

"Come here and give me a hand, ouch, my waist, ouch, my butt, ouch, my legs, ouch..."

"What's the matter, Master Abbot?"

"Oh, there's something wrong!"

As he spoke, Shi Kong stood up while touching the little monk's arm. He was about to turn his head when his neck froze with a click.

"Hey, hey, old man, my neck!"

The little monk said that he and his friends were shocked.

Looking at Shi Kong's expression of grinning and screaming in pain, no matter how you look at it, you feel happy, but the little monk will not say it if you want to die like this, after all, Master Abbot is not a kind person!

"Hurry up and help me to sit on the soft couch, hey, be careful!"

Shi Kong felt infinite grief and indignation in his heart. He thought that he would be relieved if the evil star left him, but he didn't expect that he suffered such a thing, and he was indeed a disaster star!

In my heart, I have already listed Zhang Yang as the number one dangerous person. If I meet him again, he must stay far away, so as to avoid being influenced by him. I am really unlucky.

"Abbot, are you all right?"

"Do you think this old man looks like he's okay? Something that doesn't have eyes!"

As he said that, Shi Kong glared at the little monk, and completely vented his previous depression on him.

The little monk had a panicked expression on his face, begging Shi Kong's forgiveness again and again, perhaps because his attitude was very sincere, Shi Kong for the first time did not continue to trouble the little monk, waved him to retreat, and was alone with a headache What should I do in the future? It seems that being a monk is not safe!

"Hmph, old bald donkey, if it wasn't for your usefulness, grandpa would have poached your heart and liver and fed it to the dogs a long time ago!"

The little monk backed away with a face full of grievances, but after turning around, the panicked and aggrieved look on his face was replaced by viciousness, a mocking smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, he glanced at Shi Kong in the room, and left with a sneer!

I don't know when the time is right!