It is not easy to be a monk in the Tang Dynasty

"What the emperor said really made the boy sad!"

Seeing Li Shimin who was being strangled by Empress Changsun secretly, Zhang Yang showed a gloating smile. He dared to conclude that at this time, as a concubine, Li Shimin would not lose his temper in front of Empress Changsun because of some minor problems. Therefore, Zhang Yang must hurry up now. It's time to vent out my dissatisfaction, otherwise, when I get along with him, there will be no chance!

Zhang Yang is a man who is good at seizing opportunities!He even said that he doesn't look like a good bird, Zhang Yang couldn't help but slander, his own bird is good, but it's the patent of beautiful women, I don't show it to you, don't take it for granted, okay!

Although Li Shimin's words didn't mean that, but even if he thought of that aspect and misinterpreted his words, it's not allowed!Men, especially when beautiful women are present, are not allowed to say anything that might make people suspect that they are not good enough!

Therefore, Zhang Yang has to resist, howl, and do infinitely disgusting things within this limited time. Only in this way can Comrade Li Laoer know that he really underestimated himself!

Woohoo, this is really a courageous thing!

"Sad? Hmph, if you make such an expression again, I will hurt you!"

Seeing Zhang Yang put on the appearance of a sick Xi Shi, Li Shimin looked disgusted. Indeed, Xi Shi is a beauty, and it really makes people love and pity her like that, but if the protagonist It was replaced by a man, even though this man was very handsome, it still made Li Shimin feel uncomfortable, especially this face reminded him of other things!

Forehead?

Zhang Yang broke out in a cold sweat, especially when he heard Li Shimin say that he was hurting himself, he was even more excited. What does this mean?

Is it really what I imagined?

Zhang Yang couldn't help but think of a terrible thing, that is, Li Chengqian likes men, maybe he inherited it from Li Lao Er, don't they all say that what works in the top is good, and the bottom works, otherwise, why would the second Li say If you let yourself hurt yourself?

The chrysanthemum is incomplete, and the buttocks are full of injuries!

Zhang Yang sang these words silently in his heart, feeling that he was very sad, did he, Young Master Zhang, have the face of a little shou who longed for someone to push him?Is there anything wrong with being handsome?

"What kind of expression do you have! Are you still afraid that I will eat you?"

Li Shimin was very entangled, thinking about whether to kick this guy out, but thinking that the body of the Guanyin maidservant still needs him to find a way, this guy still has a little value, so he resisted this impulse, but his tone Very bad, faintly threatening.

Zhang Yang's performance reminded him of Xin Xin. Didn't that person's expression confuse his son? Could it be that this kid wanted to imitate Xin Xin to confuse himself?

Li Shimin shuddered deeply, this conjecture really made him dare not imagine, he is a normal man, not to mention in front of Guanyin's maidservant, even if this kid is a fairy, he can't confuse himself!

For a moment, Li Shimin felt that he was a model of conscientiousness, an example of a man, perfect and just matched with the queen.

"Here, doesn't the emperor want the kid to hurt himself?"

Zhang Yang blushed slightly, and said coyly, "The boy has never had that kind of experience, but if the emperor covets the boy's body very much, can he not be so rude, be gentle, and take pity on the boy?"

Zhang Yang said in a low voice, like a little daughter-in-law waiting to be bullied by a gangster, she can't resist, and can only bear it obediently, the only extravagant request is not to let herself get hurt, that's all.

However, after hearing Zhang Yang's words, the expression on Li Shimin's face was very scary. At least, those Zhang Yang who couldn't help but feel disgusted even thinking about it, closed their mouths!

Blinking his big eyes, he looked at Li Shimin innocently, that pitiful little expression deeply stimulated Li Shimin's eyeballs.

"Fuck off!"

The only answer to Zhang Yang was these two words!

"Your Majesty, if you have something to say, you can't say it well, you will scare the child!"

Empress Changsun waved to Zhang Yang, and she gave Li Shimin a blank look, she was very dissatisfied in her words. In her opinion, Zhang Yang's expression was very cute. This is the vision of a woman. Unable to resist the cute creature, Er Zhangyang's current appearance is indeed very cute, and Empress Zhangsun can't bear to see him being wronged.

Zhang Yang snickered, and fled to Empress Changsun's arms under Li Shimin's sharp eyes. Of course, at the last moment, Zhang Yang stopped abruptly, otherwise, a certain emperor would have executed him Ling Chi!

"you you……."

Li Shimin was so angry that he couldn't speak, Zhang Yang was very happy, how many people in the world could challenge the bottom line of the emperor's temper, who else is Zhang Dashao!

"Your Majesty, let's discuss the physical condition of the Empress Empress!"

On the verge of Li Shimin's emotional collapse, Zhang Yang quickly said that at this time, only the matter of the eldest grandson queen can stop Li Shimin's excitement. Sure enough, when Zhang Yang finished speaking, Li Shimin let out a fierce breath , looked at Zhang Yang very unkindly, snorted, and sat beside Empress Changsun.

"What should I do to cure the queen's illness?"

Li Shimin stared at Zhang Yang, if this kid dared to say anything else, he would not let him off easily!After making such a decision, Li Shimin even looked forward to Zhang Yang's continued nonsense, so that he would have enough reasons to punish this bastard, and let the Guanyin maidservant not be able to say a word of intercession!

Thinking secretly in his heart, however, Zhang Yang did not intend to continue to provoke His Majesty the Emperor, who was concerned about this, and said honestly,

"The empress's body is recovering quite well. With some exercise, her body is much stronger than before. I believe these emperors and empresses know it!"

First of all, Zhang Yang expressed affirmation for his previous treatment, and Li Shimin and Empress Changsun also nodded in agreement. After all, Empress Changsun was lying on the bed at the time and was about to fly into the sky. Yu Zhangyang's classmate.

"But, but, the empress's body is still very weak, so she can't work hard. The emperor should pay attention to this!"

Zhang Yang suppressed a smile in his heart, he was very curious about how Li Lao Er felt when he heard this, but he couldn't show his gloating expression on his face, which really made people sigh.

At this moment, Li Shimin's black face and Empress Changsun's red face are perfectly red and black!

"The boy is not talking nonsense. The queen's body is weak and cannot bear too much whipping. Moreover, just like a man's Yuanyang, a woman's Yuanyin cannot be lost too much, otherwise, there will be a queen." Empress, such symptoms!"

Zhang Yang shook his head, and before he could continue speaking, he ate a chestnut on his head.

"what!"

Zhang Yang exclaimed, very upset, after all, a man's head and a woman's waist cannot be touched, let alone beaten!

Don't bully people, okay? Can you listen to him carefully? He is a professional!

Zhang Yang was very angry, he looked at Li Shimin with puzzled eyes, and if he didn't give himself an explanation, he would stop talking!Hmph, who wouldn't be arrogant!

"Speak up, boy, who told you to say something or nothing!"

Li Shimin blushed a little, it was a bit embarrassing to be said by a junior, even his experienced face could not bear such embarrassment.

"In front of doctors, there is no distinction of gender, let alone these things. Could it be that the emperor wants to hide illness and avoid medical treatment?"

"Night Demon!"

Li Shimin only said these two words lightly, and successfully made Zhang Yang shut up. He thought depressingly, well, let me forgive him this time, because I am under the eaves. If you don't bow your head, if you want something from others, you can only accept his threat!

"Well, to put it simply, it is enough for the emperor to exercise restraint in front of intercourse. The empress's body has no other problems at all!"

Zhang Yang said with certainty, he couldn't help feeling a little jealous in his heart, he was almost an old man, and he still had such energy, although the body of the eldest grandson empress could not bear too much, but, Nima should know that there are many people in this harem. Beauty, after being consumed by so many women, the eldest grandson queen who can still be whipped is depressed. This capital is too strong!

Zhang Yang felt a little apprehensive, after all, men always pay more attention to that aspect of ability, but thinking that he thought that he had practiced the inner strength method given by Master Daoyue, his ability in that aspect should not be underestimated, Only then did Zhang Yang stop the envy, jealousy and hatred in his heart!

"Are you kidding me?"

Hearing that Zhang Yang still said this, Li Shimin became a little anxious. Could it be that there is no other way? Could it be that he can only find other women whenever he needs it?Li Shimin who thinks this way will never think that he is such a beast. Anyway, he is very contemptuous of Li Shimin, a woman who has slept with thousands of people, and still flaunts her steadfast behavior!Now that you have made a bun, don't think about whether it is good to set up the archway!You can't be so shameless!

"Your Majesty, how dare you kid!"

Zhang Yang shrank his neck and looked at Empress Changsun begging for help. With an excellent shield, he really became much more courageous!

"Okay, Your Majesty, this concubine is a bit tired!"

Empress Changsun had already blushed a long time ago. At this time, she just had an excuse, not only to save Zhang Yang from being harshly criticized, but also to escape from this embarrassing atmosphere. It was a very good choice!

Li Shimin opened his mouth, but didn't say anything. Looking at Empress Changsun's expression, he knew that if he continued, Guanyin's servant girl might turn against him, so he stared at Zhang Yang, this boy, just wait for him!