It is not easy to be a monk in the Tang Dynasty

"You, you, you..."

Choked by Zhang Yang's words, Fazhao didn't know what to say. He just stretched out his fingers and took deep breaths. Now Zhang Yang finally understood why Master Fazhao was so energetic at such an age. Keep breathing, don't stop breathing, isn't it the secret of longevity?

Thinking of this, Zhang Yang laughed and said, "I don't know what the uncle meant by growing his hair? Could it be that you went to Chunmanlou because you were afraid that the girls there would refuse to welcome you because of your bald head?"

It's really not Zhang Yang's big heart, but it's obviously a good show in Fazhao. If he doesn't grab the home court first, he will cancel him. Zhang Yang can guarantee this After all, Master Fazhao is really not a kind person!

Where else in this world can you find such a pure and kind handsome man besides Young Master Zhang!

Zhang Yang touched his bald head, and would never admit that it was his petty mind that caused the trouble.

"You narrow boy!"

Fazhao said with a wry smile, he didn't expect that the first thing this kid said when he saw him was to say these words, which surprised him very much, but thinking of the threat he heard from the emperor just now, Fazhao could understand it, after all As a monk who always thinks about getting married, he said that being threatened to be a monk for the rest of his life is really hard work for this kid.

Looking at his successor, Fazhao actually felt a little guilty. After all, it was Zhang Yang who took his place. He was responsible for these things before, but now, it was passed on to Zhang Yang. This made Fazhao feel guilty. Zhang Yang kept apologetic all the time, thinking about when he could help him.

However, this kid's thoughts are too bad. He grows his hair just because he doesn't want to attract the attention of others. After all, as Li Shimin's secret guard, he has to be by Li Shimin's side at all times. , that is equivalent to carrying a concentrator, what else needs to be hidden, is there a naturally attractive eye?

However, thinking of the spring full of buildings that Zhang Yang said made Fazhao lose his temper, and his old face turned red.

"what?"

Zhang Yang gasped in surprise, and looked at Fazhao's red and black face in astonishment. Could it be that he really hit the truth by mistake?

Thinking of this, Zhang Yang felt a wave of contempt in his heart. Damn you, you went to Chunmanlou and didn't call you Master Ben, and you still think that Master Ben is one of your own? It's really annoying, and you need people to despise you so much! ,

Therefore, Zhang Yang gave his disdain without hesitation, rolled his eyes, and looked at Fazhao with disdain, endlessly!Don't you know what a brother is?

What is a brother?

The meaning of brotherhood is to go through the window together, carry the gun together, and go whoring together!

But thinking of Fazhao, the old man, going to Manchun Tower alone without calling himself, Zhang Yang felt that this was not a brother, and felt that he would never love again!

Fazhao, who was filled with infinite resentment by Zhang Yang, couldn't understand Zhang Yang's gaze. The disappointment, resentment, and madness made Fazhao feel a little scared. Who can tell him what's going on?

Thinking that he had also been to Chunmanlou before, and he couldn't count the words of questioning, Fazhao felt a little ashamed, did he make Zhang Yang a bad example by his own bad example? Abbot, you really have a bright future. Why did you go astray and want to get married? Isn't this being suppressed?

Fazhao was wondering if he should play a cameo role, and be a mage who catches ghosts and exorcises evil spirits, and walked around Zhang Yang twice, otherwise, he would feel uneasy!

"What's your expression, old man, now, no, I'm not a monk anymore, can't I grow my hair, can't I go to find a flower girl? If I still live like a monk, then I'm still a fool." Qiu'er, go home and play with me! Now I'm not a monk, but a man, can't I go drink flower wine?"

As he said that, Fazhao took a wicked look at Zhang Yang, and said provocatively, "I know you are envious of my chic life, hum, your majesty is really wise, you are not a good bird!"

what?

Zhang Yang looked at Fazhao in astonishment. Although he knew that Fazhao was an open-mouthed person, he never thought that this guy had such a poisonous tongue.

"What is not a monk, but a man? Could it be that a monk is not a man?"

Zhang Yang was furious, and felt that Fazhao, the traitor who betrayed the Buddha, was very shameless. Could it be that he was no longer a man after he had been a monk for decades?What is not a man?Shemale?Eunuch?

"Whether the monk is a man or not, I know that the monk's bird is just a decoration!" After finishing speaking, Fa Zhao glanced at Zhang Yang's lower/half/body, his eyes were full of smiles.

Zhang Yang's nose was crooked with anger, and then he wanted to understand why Li Laoer let him negotiate with Fazhao alone. He must have known Fazhao's character for a long time and was taking revenge on himself, right?You bastard who kills with a knife!

A certain emperor who was grinning all over his face suddenly sneezed at this moment, and said apologetically to Empress Changsun next to him, "Oh, I didn't mean to do this!" The saliva on Empress Changsun's face made me feel annoyed, I wanted to kiss Guanyin's maidservant, this damn sneeze.

Zhang Yang, who was bickering with Fazhao, didn't know that his little resentment had caused such a big fluctuation. If he knew the truth/truth of the matter, he might not do anything for a day, and would just slander Li Laoer and let him Unlucky for a lifetime, who made him so insidious, wanting to borrow a knife to kill someone!

However, looking at the self-satisfied photo, Zhang Yang curled his lips and said calmly, "I'm sorry, my young master is going to be a father!"

Ga?

Fazhao's Jie Jie laughter stopped abruptly, as if someone had stepped on his neck, and he looked at Zhang Yang in shock.

He still knows some things about Zhang Yang. He also knows that this guy is very irresponsible at work. He has no awareness of being a monk at all. Those precepts have been broken. Beauty, it's just that Fazhao didn't expect that Zhang Yang's movements would be so fast, and he was going to become a father!

Becoming a father!

These three words were like a thunderbolt, and Fazhao was stunned in an instant, standing there blankly, and what he said before canceling Zhang Yang became a joke. Are you trying?Can the bird exercise without overload?

This discovery made Fazhao dumbfounded, and suddenly realized that he had no advantage at all, thinking that after he became vulgar, he would not care about lust and caution, and he stood farther than him, but now Fazhao sadly discovered that he had already Being far behind, Fazhao couldn't help lamenting for himself, he is also a monk and a man, why did he fall so far behind, and let people live happily!

Seeing that Fazhao was about to cry, Zhang Yang patted him on the shoulder kindly, and said comfortingly, "It's okay, it's okay, you're already great, as an old man, I thought that You don't understand anything, and you are still thinking about giving you a spring/palace map as a textbook, so that you can supplement it well, so that you don't need to be timid at the critical moment. I didn't expect you to work so hard, and you have already become a self-taught person. I really admire it! Talent, talent!"

"really?"

"It's true, it's true, it's true, it's true!"

Zhang Yang nodded, expressing his affirmation!

"Hmph, that's of course, I don't even look at who I am, I think back then, when I was in Huichang Temple, I knew it, huh..."

Fazhao looked at his hands while talking, and Zhang Yang noticed that they were full of calluses. He didn't know what caused them, but a very classic sentence came to mind, "Hands have thick calluses, and paper towels are very tangled. / Mian', this is the true portrayal of future generations of otaku!

Thinking of this, Zhang Yang's mouth revealed an inexplicable smile.

But Fazhao suddenly stopped talking when he saw Zhang Yang's smile, feeling a little embarrassed that he seemed to have said something too much.

"Hehe, I understand, I understand, they are all men!"

Seeing Fazhao was so ashamed that he wanted to get into the cracks in the ground, Zhang Yang kindly said.

"Huh? Could it be that your kid is also a fellow?"

Fazhao's eyes were bright, and he looked at Zhang Yang expectantly. After all, if he wanted to get rid of the embarrassing situation, the best way was to embarrass the people around him, and then the matter would be complete. the same.

The blue veins on Zhang Yang's forehead popped out. It is really unimaginable that Fazhao has degenerated into this state. It is his fault. He was not able to be by Fazhao's side, which made him lack a chance to get close to Zhu Zhechi. It is really very sad. I'm sorry, so Zhang Yang didn't say much. Can he say that sometimes he also needs Miss Wu?

"This topic ends here, we still..."

"Understand, understand, we are all men!"

Zhang Yang suddenly found that he had the urge to hit someone, and he started to sell it now. Looking at Fa Zhao with a smirk on his face, Zhang Yang really admired his endurance. After staying here with this guy for so long, It's really a miracle that he still has a hair on his head.

Sure enough, the one who was close to Mo Zhehei, with Li Laoer, Fazhao also became very unbeatable, Zhang Yang thought fiercely in his heart.

"Okay, Master Fazhao, is your family man-made for you to put on such a lewd/cheesy expression?"

After finishing speaking, ignoring Fazhao's sluggish expression, Zhang Yang spoke out his thoughts in one go.

"That's the way it is, I hope the night demon can find out the truth of the matter!"

As he said that, Zhang Yang looked at Fazhao, if this guy said something nonsensical, he had to show him what is called the aesthetics of violence.

Fortunately, what Zhang Yang was worried about didn't happen. When it came to business, Fazhao's expression was also very serious, and his face became very calm, but when he heard the things that the blood alliance did, his eyes glared. The anger made Zhang Yang very relieved, a child can be taught!