It is not easy to be a monk in the Tang Dynasty

"Oh! It's so comfortable!"

Open your mouth, expel toxins, and feel relaxed!

In ancient times, there was no toilet paper available when going to the toilet. At that time, there was no advanced papermaking technology, and the price of paper was very expensive. So, how did people solve the problem of wiping after using the toilet?

Toilet chips!

Toilet chips are also called screen chips, which are equivalent to today's toilet paper.It is generally made of wood chips or bamboo chips, about three to five inches long, cut with a knife and polished smooth, and placed in the toilet for later use.In some places, reeds are used as toilet chips.It is generally believed that since the Six Dynasties, toilet wipes have been used to wipe the dirt, and then washed with water for the next use.

On the first day Zhang Yang came here, he felt the power of toilet chips!At that time, he still kept the concept of later generations, thinking that there was spare toilet paper in the toilet, so he didn't take it.

In the end, he was in a tragedy. Zhang Yang will always remember how helpless he was at that time. He squatted on the pit for a long time and no one came to rescue him. The rascal had no choice but to hold the cleanest toilet chip in the hut. The taste and feeling , he will never try it a second time in his life, he only remembers a dull pain in his chrysanthemum after a few days.

Therefore, for the sake of his own chastity, Zhang Yang would prepare paper and put it in, and it was only needed from time to time.

Now, Zhang Yang was very thankful, and his right hand habitually reached for the hole in the wall.

really!

Zhang Yang showed a smug smile, and held the things he grabbed in front of his eyes!

Uh!

Zhang Yang's face changed very strangely, what he got in his hand was the so-called magical skill that he had just been looking for for a long time!

This result really surprised Zhang Yang, and now he didn't know whether he should cry or laugh, so he hurriedly checked the book, fortunately, the cover was missing, this could be regarded as the best ending so far.

If what he had found so hard were only two or three leftovers, then Zhang Yang would really want to cry without tears.Fortunately, fortunately!

But now there is a problem, Zhang Yang looks at the book in his hand and the toilet chip next to him, it is wrong to choose too many, so sad, this is not the kind of result I want. . .

Why!no solution anymore!

Lu Rui was very surprised, why did Zhang Yang look like a beggar on the street after going out, the clothes on his body were a little too ragged, and the whole thing was striped, like a mop walking alone, the shape is very shocking!

Zhang Yang ignored the girl's probing eyes, what could he say, could it be that he forgot to take the toilet paper, and he really didn't want to suffer, so he had to tear off his clothes to solve the problem?He can't say that!

Open this yellow book carefully, ah, it is a yellow book,

Qi, the essence of human beings!The essence of the sun and the moon, born in chaos, flow into the space between heaven and earth!

There are tens of thousands of qi in the world, first inhale and then exhale, one out and one in.Lift first and then lower, one up and one down.Retract the dantian, the home of qi.Inhale and exhale without making any noise.The tail of the tortoise rises, the dantian refines the spirit, the breath descends to the sea, and the light gathers in the heart of the sky!Then people can bring Qi into the body and take advantage of the power of heaven and earth to benefit themselves.

Zhang Yang carefully looked at the introduction above, there were no profound words, ambiguous statements, or incomprehensible pictures, it just recorded the essence of qi and the practice methods.

Zhang Yang was a little disappointed, the magical skills that the pig's feet had obtained when reading novels in the previous life were all obscure and difficult to understand, so it is not difficult to describe it in a straightforward way like myself, it seems that this is a waste of money along the way!

But it's better than nothing, at least I understand it, and now I can only use this reason to comfort myself.

The five-watch star is still alive, and he slowly walks out of the mountain gate.Stand with your head raised to the east, and untie your wide skirt.

Inhale through the nose, straight into the dantian, use supernatural power all over the body, and exhale as fast as the wind.

First it looks like an arrow, then it looks like a thread, it must be as cold as ice and as white as a chain.

Breathing out must be urgent, don't relax or slow down, keep your eyes fixed, and don't care about everything.

The air is twisted into a ball, suddenly the world is cold, the mountains and forests are dark and silent, and the lightning strikes the eyebrows.

The alchemist should not be frightened, his spirit is firm and his mind does not move, and he has murderous intentions, intent on swallowing and sending them frequently.

The sun rises and the sun shines, stop the work and return to the quiet room, relax and let the body relax, and the time is over.

On the fifteenth and sixteenth day of each month, I lie on my back facing the moon, connecting my spirit, sword, soul, earth and moon soul.

If you ask how to pick it up, first take your eyes and watch the moonlight, the cold light dissipates the frost and snow.

The first awakening is as big as a basin, and the second awakening is as small as a plate. First look at the beards on all sides, and then look at the beards and reduce them again.

Looking at the sky from a distance, and looking at the eyelashes when you look up close, you suddenly retract your mind and feel that the world is narrow.

Occasionally in a trance, with something oppressive in his chest, unbearably cold, he blurted out.

Fly straight to the moon palace, swallow it back into your stomach with all your strength, don't delay for a long time, lest you lose your soul.

Hurriedly back to the warm room, gentle Qi and blood, the above two stages of skills, the root of the sword fairy.

Don't commit lust, let your anger break your internal organs, this is an internal practice method.Men and women are the same.

There is also external practice, which has unpredictable changes. Since ancient times, avoid false teachings, and find a teacher to say it himself.

To put it simply, it is to take a specific posture to collect the essence of the sun and the moon for your own use!

This is easy!It is simply tailor-made for lazy people!You don't need to practice in winter and summer in summer, and you don't need to use firepower to go out in the rain. You can develop a whole body of skills. It's so cost-effective!

After seeing the method of practicing, Zhang Yang kept his mouth shut. He was prepared to endure hardships. It seems that the Lord Buddha has not forgotten himself as a little guy.

"Master? Master?"

"Ah, what's the matter?"

"Ah, no, nothing."

Lu Rui was embarrassed to say that she looked like a fool when she saw him grinning and drooling all over the floor, so she must have woken him up because she was a little worried!

"Okay, let's talk about what you will do in the future!"

"Well, all the sons are the masters!"

Lu Rui lowered her head and answered in a low voice, revealing a white and tender neck, and her long hair revealing a kind of immature temptation!

Cough cough, what do you mean all sons are in charge?Zhang Yang rolled his eyes depressedly, feeling that he still couldn't get back a girl, and glanced at Lu Rui's neck, huh?I didn't find it, so I took another look, it's really good, maybe let her be a personal maid for me, make the bed by the way, warm the quilt or something?Zhang Yang thought a little gleefully, this is a tempting proposal!

But Zhang Yang immediately shook his head, feudal hedonism is harmful, and such a pure and good boy has such wretched thoughts, this is not good, not good!

Don't talk about Miss Lurui's intentions, but the place where I live is not reliable, the time and place are favorable, and I don't have one, so trying to take advantage of it is pure nonsense!

But Lurui is a girl's family after all, and it's normal for her to feel unsure when she has provoked those evil stars. I don't want to let go of this by asking this question, but just want to know if Lurui has any arrangements.

It is still a sensitive period. Although staying by my side will not increase the safety factor much, but I am a man, and it is my duty to become a girl's reliance. Zhang Yang said that he has no other thoughts, and even Ji Yanran hasn't done it yet. , I will not start a new building.

The result of stepping on two boats is likely to fall into the water and drown!