Cultivation plug-in

It was rare to get up early today, and Xiao Yi found that although the two girls listened to the noise together, it was also beneficial, that is, since the two girls got together, Xiao Yi's life pattern became more like a normal person, and he never Instead of going to bed when it gets dark, sleep until it gets dark!

"Who the hell wants to live a regular life?"

Since he woke up early, he couldn't just go back to the bed without any future. Xiao Yi didn't say this, but he really seemed like a very good-for-nothing back to sleep under the bed just now.

It was Ning Yuruo who spoke, and after she finished speaking, she occupied Xiao Yi's bed in a grandiose manner.

"No, no, theoretically, this thing is not your bed now. It is your bed at night, but it automatically becomes our sofa during the day, understand? That means I am only I just want to sit on the sofa, watch TV, watch a movie or something, go, wash some fruit for me."

Acting like a baby is a natural skill of women, whether it is a dinosaur, a female man or a goddess, they will all act like a baby, the only difference is that the way of acting like a baby is different.

Xiao Yi felt that he was worthless, and originally wanted to refuse to wash the fruit, but as long as Ning Yuruo grabbed his arm and shook it affectionately a few times, he immediately forgot about everything!

Ning Yu Ruo is not alone, when eating fruit, she doesn't forget to stuff two pieces into Xiao Yi's mouth, for example, the grapes look sour, stuffed into Xiao Yi's mouth, or apples There is a place that is not good-looking, and this place is eaten by Xiao Yi.

Both of them like the feeling of being together now. Girls, they should be like this. Boys, it’s a great thing if a girl is willing to feed them food. How dare you expect extra food Also very good?

Ning Yuruo lazily leaned against Xiao Yi's body, eating comfortably while watching TV.Or do you want to find a boyfriend? Having a boyfriend means having servants, drivers, bodyguards, ATMs, and vibrators!

As far as the current situation is concerned, except for the function of the vibrator that has not yet come and been developed, the rest of the functions are still very satisfactory.

"Xiao Yi, when are you going to find a girlfriend? Do you have any ideas in mind, and what are the specific conditions? Although I don't have many friends, the girls I know are all very good! If you If you want to find a girlfriend, tell me in advance, and I can help you find a good one! In addition, if you find a girlfriend, I won’t be around anymore. When the time comes, you have to let me make preparations in advance. Do you think I am Should I find a boyfriend too?"

After thinking for a while, Xiao Yi said: "Forget it, I haven't decided to find a girlfriend yet, so you don't need to find a boyfriend for the time being. Of course, if you want to fall in love, it's a different matter Now, if you just want to find someone for you to order, then continue to harm me!"

Of course Xiao Yi wouldn't tell Ning Yuruo what he was thinking in his heart, he felt that he would rather let himself be a bully for Ning Yuruo than find a new boyfriend for Ning Yuruo!

Why!I'm so exhausted that the goddess thinks that I should find a man, and then find another man?Don't even think about it, even if the goddess smashes her hands, it's better than following other men!

Besides, I don't have a girlfriend yet, so I think I should still do this kind of thing when I find a girlfriend in the future according to my personality.So it doesn't matter if you can't find a girlfriend, anyway, what you are doing now is what a boyfriend should do.

Xiao Yi is very satisfied, being able to get closer to Ning Yuruo, he basically has all the actions that should be close except not being able to do that.

What else can I ask for if I can look like the goddess in my mind?To be a human being, you must know how to be content. That's pretty good. I don't know how many men are envious!

Ning Yuruo looked up at Xiao Yi suddenly excitedly and said, "Is it true? You guys, who are sullen, don't want to fall in love? It's impossible, isn't the depressive education in high school already making you miserable?" , now that it’s finally time to go to college, don’t you want to find a girl right away?”

Xiao Yi smiled disdainfully and said: "Don't compare me with those people who have no ideals, okay! I am a good young man with ideals and aspirations. What I think in my heart is how to make our country a better place. Fu Qiang! As for the children's affair, I don't plan to think about it yet!

What's the matter, buddy, are you planning to find a boyfriend?Then I can't help you, you know I'm an otaku, I usually don't know many people in school, and basically the people I know are a bunch of nerds! "

Just kidding, even if I really have good resources in my hands, it is impossible to introduce Ning Yuruo to Ning Yuruo. I would rather let Ning Yuruo stay by my side and continue to harm Xiao Yi than give her to others!As for whether there will be an extra light in the world because of his doing so, who will care?

Ning Yuruo rubbed Xiao Yi's arm with her back and said, "Cut, I'm too lazy to find a boyfriend. I'm still young, why should I pack myself up and send me out now? Since there is someone calling me Then I'll wait for a while. But let's talk about it first. If you really want to find a girlfriend, tell me in advance! First, I do have a lot of good resources, and second, let me have This preparation is not!

Okay, let's watch TV and rub my shoulders. You don't know that girl Su Lan is so dignified at ordinary times, but she is dishonest when she sleeps at night!He snores, grinds his teeth, and talks in his sleep! "

"No way, it's possible for a girl to talk in her sleep, but snoring should be rare, right? In addition, grinding teeth is really so superb?" Xiao Yi smiled, and he understood it as a matter of course. Cheng Ning Yuruo said that in order to bury Su Lan.

Anyway, there were only two people in this place, and Xiao Yi couldn't go to Su Lan to verify if Ning Yuruo said so.Besides, even if she really went to verify it, Su Lan would definitely not admit it, and would probably call Xiao Yi a hooligan!

After being separated from Xiao Yi for so long, Ning Yuruo really knew him too well, seeing him smiling so nonchalantly, she knew that he definitely didn't take this matter seriously.

Ning Yuruo pinched Xiao Yi's waist fiercely and said angrily: "Can you be more serious? I'll talk about serious things! What I said is true, Su Lan really has such There are so many problems, if you don't believe me, you will know after sleeping with her!"

Hearing this, Xiao Yi immediately replied with joy: "Okay, okay, let's go to sleep, how do you think about this matter? Wait for Su Lan to fall asleep at night, come over and let's change?" As he said that, Xiao Yi still had a wretched look on his face!

"Damn it! What are you thinking, I will tell you that you are not allowed to have such impure thoughts in your mind! Even if you have them, you can't have them when you are holding me! What are you thinking, obviously holding a big beautiful woman in your arms? But thinking about another one? Does this count as eating what’s in the bowl and looking at what’s in the pot? You know every good thing about a man! My dad is like this and you are like this too!”

Xiao Yi rubbed his nose in embarrassment, wondering if the blow surface was too big?It doesn't matter what your father looks like, you can't be angry with me, that's what I said!

"Ahem, Ruo Ruo, look at you, this is boring! I'm not kidding you! You have an enmity with Su Lan, I don't ask what the enmity is, it's the enemy after all! Look at me If you put her to sleep, you will take advantage of it, and we are friends again, so I will indirectly avenge you!"

Who knew that when Gang said this, he was spit all over his face, and then he pointed his nose and scolded: "Shameless! Xiao Yi, you are too shameless! What do you mean by sleeping? You, you, you are shameless! Shameless!" You! Do you know that if you have that kind of relationship with Fa, I will feel that you are defiled! So you must be careful in the future!"

Ning Yuruo understands what's going on here, so if Xiao Yi and Su Lan are really in bed, it won't be Su Lan who will suffer, but Xiao Yi will be the one who suffers in her opinion!

"That's enough, don't explain anything to me. In short, I have made it clear. When you are with me, don't think about Su Lan in your heart. You can't even say it, even if you want to help me bury her." No, you can't think about Su Lan even without me! Do you dare to think about other women in your heart after you have a girlfriend? "

Xiao Yi was stunned for a long time after hearing this, he thought to himself why can't it be like?Is it illegal to think about it in your heart?At that time, no one else will know what the psychological aspect is!

But he said on his mouth: "Okay, okay, I'm wrong, don't think about it, I just think about you in my heart from now on! Whether it's when I'm with you or when I'm not. I think about you all the time, I think about you during the day and I also think about you when I sleep at night!"

Xiao Yixin said that it would be okay now, he had already promised so, shouldn't Ning Yuruo be moved now?

But who knew that when he opened his mouth, he cursed: "Get out! What are you thinking about me at night! Don't think I don't know what you men are thinking! Well, you Xiao Yi, you have a lot of talent, right? How dare you hold your aunt! Make fun of me!"

After Ning Yuruo finished speaking, she turned around and clamped the tender flesh on Xiao Yi's waist and began to spin, Xiao Yi was immediately defeated.

"Grandma, I'm wrong, can't you? Don't pinch me, it hurts me to death! Oh, you're still in good spirits, aren't you? If you do anything again, I'll punish you!"

After finishing speaking, Xiao Yi hugged Ning Yuruo and collapsed on the sofa, and then the two of them rolled around and fought happily!