Cultivation plug-in

Xiao Yi really wanted to say: "Girl, your idea is really bright!",

Although I think it's boring to listen to two people who are about to be close to 40 years old doing that kind of thing, and I don't even have any interest in brainstorming.

Ning Yuruo made a silent gesture to Xiao Yi, and the two of them crept up to the door.

"Hey, Xiao Yi, why is there no sound in the room?" Ning Yuruo asked disappointedly.

"By the way, what voice do you want to hear? Are you very experienced in this kind of thing?" Xiao Yi asked speechlessly.

Ning Yuruo blushed slightly and said, "That's not true, the main reason is that I think it's not normal for two people to make no noise if they really do that kind of thing."

Xiao Yi nodded and said: "It's indeed a bit abnormal, maybe the two of us thought wrong, maybe your father is doing other things with Aunt Xu now, such as looking at old photos from before Or read a novel together, in short, it should be an elegant thing!"

Ning Yuruo rolled her eyes at Xiao Yi and said, "Do you believe this kind of thing now?"

Well, Xiao Yi admitted that he didn't believe it when he said it. A man and a widow live in the same room, if he doesn't do something, he will be sorry for the good time!

"Maybe they're over, maybe the two of them will come out soon, why don't we hurry up and leave!" Until now, Xiao Yi still felt that it was a very bad thing for two people to lie in this place and eavesdrop.

"What are you afraid of? Even if you want to come out, you must wear clothes. When you get out of bed and walk around, there will always be some movement. Don't worry, as long as you listen to me, there will be no problem!"

Xiao Yixin said that if he died today, it would be because he listened to Ning Yuruo for everything!

In a certain way, Ning Yuruo's patience is much better than Xiao Yi's. For example, now Ning Yuruo can calmly listen to the movement in the room, while Xiao Yi is already yawning because of the boring thing. !

Suddenly Ning Yuruo gave Xiao Yi a hard kick and said: "Can you be more serious, I don't know what we are doing now, don't be so listless!"

"I said Ruo Ruo, if you really want to listen to the sound, I still have a lot of stock in my computer. If you feel ashamed to watch it with me, I'll just go out. Why listen to your father's corner in this place? !"

After saying this, the wine glass was full of saliva in Yu Ruo's face, and she said to Xiao Yi angrily: "Don't think everyone is as dirty as you, okay? Why do you think I want to know my old age so urgently?" Did that kind of thing happen between father and Aunt Xu? Isn't it because I really want Aunt Xu to be my mother!"

Xiao Yi was stunned by Ning Yuruo's scolding, he couldn't figure out why he wanted to eavesdrop on Aunt Xu if he wanted to be his mother?What is the logic?Isn't it too weird!

But for his own safety, Xiao Yi doesn't intend to correct this mistake, who knows if Ning Yuruo will become even more angry?

Well, since the goddess said that her purpose is pure, she must be pure. Even if the process may not be very pure, as long as the purpose is pure, it is enough!

Just when Ning Yuruo wanted to continue to teach Xiao Yi a lesson, she heard a real voice coming from the room!

At the beginning, there was still a faint voice, but then it became louder and clearer, and all kinds of ambiguous words emerged one after another.

Not to mention Ning Yuruo, even Xiao Yi felt a little overwhelmed, as expected, he was old-hearted, and he was so romantic at such an age, Xiao Yi really didn't know how to describe it!

Ning Yuruo's face seemed to be covered with a thin layer of red veil. She had heard this kind of dialogue between men and women in the boudoir, not to mention that the person who said these words was her father and her mother. Aunt.

But even so, Ning Yuruo still didn't intend to leave, she heard the sound from beginning to end.

After the sound in the room disappeared, she said to Xiao Yi in embarrassment: "Xiao Yi, do you think it's painful for a girl to do that kind of thing between a man and a woman? I just heard Aunt Xu's voice seems to be very uncomfortable. , My dad is also really, just embarrassing Aunt Xu for his own selfish desires."

"You don't understand, of course I don't understand some things. But everyone on the Internet said that the pain in the girl's voice at this time is actually not in the real sense of pain, and it may be that she has no way to express her inner feelings! In short, it must be It won't be painful, think about it, reproduction is the instinct of animals, if this kind of thing is painful, who else would do it?" Xiao Yi said clearly.

Ning Yuruo shook her head and said: "It's scary to hear it, I think I don't want to be like this in the future, it creates a psychological shadow!"

Xiao Yixin said goodbye, such a beautiful woman actually cast a shadow on this kind of thing, it is too violent!

"In fact, it is not like this. Nature is wonderful. This kind of thing should be pleasant for both men and women! In fact, God has his own considerations when designing men and women. The two sides are complementary existences. , why not call the other party the other half!

Men have an advantage, and there was no such thing as an advantage at the time.Women have two advantages, but there is a loophole!So usually when a man and a woman are together, they will grasp the two advantages of a woman, and then use their own strengths to make up for the loopholes of a woman, so it is very necessary to combine a man and a woman! "

This is a very classic dirty joke. According to Xiao Yi's personality, he probably wouldn't say such things to Ning Yuruo, but who made Ning Yuruo insist on forcing him to listen to the corner in this place? It would be a pity for two dirty jokes to tease her!

Who knows that Ning Yuruo gave him a cold look and said: "Really, I heard that there is a loophole in men, maybe another man wants to fill the loophole in you!"

How can Xiao Yi fail to understand what Ning Yuruo means, isn't it just about disturbing the base!

He coughed twice in embarrassment and said, "Girl, I told you dirty jokes because I want to see your shy expression, not for you to tell me a more dirty joke. Can you respect the profession of hooligans a little bit?"

"Stinky boy, you are blind if you want to tease my old lady. Don't look at me as a lady in normal times, but you have to know what my father does, and what kind of people I usually meet!" Ning Yu Ruo arrogantly replied, it was the first time in her life that she felt that her living environment had brought her such a huge advantage!

"I was wrong. You see, your dad is done. Should we leave quickly? How embarrassing it would be if they found us when they came out!"

"You are right, boy, what are you waiting for, go now! Give me a hand, my squatting legs are numb!"

Xiao Yi pulled Ning Yuruo up from the ground, and the two of them walked downstairs cautiously. While walking, Xiao Yi suddenly approached Ning Yuruo and whispered: "Next time you sit on the ground, watch carefully, don't sit on the ground." If there is water, you can do it with your ass, and look at the wet pants, what a big puddle of water!"

"Xiao Yi, I will fight with you!"

Rubbing the bag on his head, Xiao Yi said in pain: "Look, you are unreasonable. There is water on the ground, but I kindly remind you that you beat me, and my pants are wet, isn't it? What a shame!"

Ning Yuruo also took an ice pack in embarrassment to help Xiao Yi cold compress, who would have thought that there was really water on the ground, and both of them's pants were wet.

"I'm sorry, Xiao Yi, I didn't do it on purpose, but you can't be more euphemistic when it comes to girls getting wet pants, how embarrassing it was!"

"Isn't that tactful? Besides, you're such a grown-up man, it's definitely impossible to pee your pants. What's so embarrassing about it!"

"Ah! So you thought I peed my pants!"

"What do you think?"

"Ahem, I thought you knew I peed my pants!"

"Hey, since you beat me up, let's just forget about what happened on the bus today?" Xiao Yixin said that he couldn't be beaten for nothing.

Who knew that Ning Yuruo rolled her eyes twice and said: "No, one thing is another thing, this matter is my fault, I apologize, the matter on the bus is your fault!"

"That won't work, why should I be beaten for nothing? No, if you say that, I will beat you back, and I won't suffer! Don't tell me what kind of girl you are, who made us two buddies!"

Ning Yuruo said with a sad face: "Xiao Yi, you boy have the nerve to attack me? What if I break it?"

Xiao Yi said with a lewd smile: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, it's nothing serious, you see I won't spank you anywhere else, let's just spank your buttocks. Do you think you climbed up by yourself or I do it myself Catch you? We have agreed, if you take the initiative, I will be lighter when I strike, and I will be sorry if I catch it!"

Ning Yuruo twitched in front of the sofa for a long time as if she had made up her mind and said, "Then let's keep our word, and you should hit it softly. Don't forget that I will trouble you tonight. If you dare I will be rude to you when I hurt you!"

"Hmph, if I were you, I wouldn't say such irrational things. Now you are a fish and I am a swordsman. Now it is serious to say something soft and beg for mercy. Besides, even if I let you go at night Who knows if you will let me go! Come on, Miss Hua, climb up quickly, don't let me do it!"

Then Ning Yuruo lay down on Xiao Yi's thigh under Xiao Yi's unbelievable eyes, and at the same time did not forget to say: "Be gentle when you strike, otherwise I will take revenge!"