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Chapter 165 The Magical Use of Cucumber

For Xiao Yi, meeting the old man today is just a small episode in his life, and it doesn't have much impact on his life, he still has to live on, at least Xiao Yi feels that he should be able to go home now Alright.

No matter how cruel my father is, it is impossible to get a few hours of porn, please enjoy it yourself!

After hesitating downstairs for a long time, Xiao Yi decided to enter. This is his home, okay? Why is it so hard to go back to his home now?

After entering the door, Xiao Yi knew that it was right for him to come back, and there was definitely a spring in front of him!

Even if it is summer now, even if the weather is very hot, Xiao Yi thinks there is no need to dress so coolly one by one!

By the way, isn't the air conditioner turned on in the house, so there is no way to quench the desire in these girls' hearts after watching porn?

After thinking about it, Xiao Yi felt that he should stay away from these women, God knows what these girls can do when they go crazy!

Xiao Yi naturally couldn't just ignore Yingying and Yanyan in the room, he decided to find a suitable place to sit down and enjoy it.

"It's really beautiful, it's really beautiful! If I can always enjoy such a beautiful scenery in my life, I will live for many more years!" Xiao Yi thought in his heart.

"Hey, what are you looking at! Are you afraid of the eye of a needle?" Ning Yuruo found a towel from somewhere and threw it on Xiao Yi's face.

Xiao Yi felt that Ning Yuruo's words were wrong, just looking at girls, would they have eyes of needles?This is obviously unscientific, if this is the case, wouldn't Xiao Yi's eyes go blind after watching the porn for so many years?

"Hey, why are you in a daze! We've already finished watching, and it's really not interesting. If you want to watch it, do you need us to avoid it for a while?" Seeing Xiao Yi not looking at herself again, Ning Yuruo felt uncomfortable.

Xiao Yi waved his hands boredly and said, "Okay, no need, I won't watch it. I really never thought my dad would be so boring. Let's go out for dinner later!"

"Xiao Yi, you can't say that. Uncle is concerned about your growth. You see, in fact, uncle has been abroad for so long, so he must have been influenced by foreign culture. I heard that in their place, things like this It's very open, I heard that parents will give the child condoms when the child becomes an adult!" Mo Qiaoqiao taught seriously.

Xiao Yi yawned and said: "I know, I also heard that it is like this in foreign countries, but we are Chinese, and Chinese people have their own culture and ideas, so we can't forget it just because we have been abroad for a few years. Come on! Besides, my dad just gave me such a DVD, and he didn't prepare me with such things as condoms."

Who knew that Mo Qiaoqiao blushed and said to Ning Yuruo as soon as she said this: "Ruoruo, I will leave this matter to you, you can settle it!"

When Xiao Yi heard this, what was the situation?Could it be that his father gave things like condoms to Ning Yuruo?And let Ning Yuruo hand it over to him?

Sure enough, Ning Yuruo took out a box from behind and threw it to Xiao Yi, saying: "Take it, this is something your father left at home, and it was left to you by name. Don't look at me, it's the last box on the DVD." mentioned at the time."

Xiao Yi took the box with trembling hands, he thought to himself that this thing must be the legendary condom, his father wouldn't be so cruel, right?

Wait, after opening the box, Xiao Yi wanted to bang his head to death. For the first time in his life, he hated his English so well that he could understand what was written on it, especially a huge 0.03.

Is this thing the thinnest condom in the world according to legend?It seems that he is indeed the father's own son!

But Xiao Yi thinks it's better not to use this thing. It's not that he is worried that his father will know that Xiao Yi did it if he finds something missing after he comes back to check. The key is that God knows how long this thing has been stored. What if it expires manage?

This is not a trivial matter, once things fail and Xiao Yi himself doesn't know what to do, he may be killed at that time!

Originally, after throwing the box to Xiao Yi, Ning Yuruo ran back into the room in shame, but after a while, Ning Yuruo came out together with two other girls.

She shyly smiled at Xiao Yi and said, "Xiao Yi, have you seen this thing before? I mean, have you seen what it looks like inside?"

"Just kidding, I'm still a student, okay, how could I have seen this kind of thing!" This kind of thing must be denied, I really haven't seen such a thing, it's absolutely true!

After hearing these words, Ning Yuruo immediately became agitated, and she excitedly said to Xiao Yi: "What a coincidence! It's so wonderful, we haven't seen it before, why don't we see it together and gain insights!"

Being humble and eager to learn is a good quality, but the problem is that you can't be interested in everything!

This kind of thing is not something that a Chinese girl should be exposed to at this stage, okay, don't you need to be so curious baby!

In addition, what is such a coincidence, if it is not a coincidence, then something is wrong!

In the end, Xiao Yi always finds it weird to use a lot of knowledge in this place, is it necessary to increase this kind of knowledge!

But looking at the excited looks of the three girls, Xiao Yi felt that even if he refused now, they would forcibly snatch the things away and take them apart.

"Well, it's not doing bad things anyway, just take a look, I'm actually quite curious too!" Xiao Yi pretended to be generous, and then stretched out his hand and tore open the package.

Xiao Yi didn't know if the packaging box of the condom was as beautiful as the one he held in his hand. If Xiao Yi didn't know the words on it, he would have regarded it as candy in the supermarket!

The packaging inside is also very beautiful, colorful and strange.

Ning Yuruo carefully picked up one with her fingernails, held it in her hand, looked at it, and said, "It turns out that this thing looks like this, and it looks quite cute!"

Xiao Yi rolled his eyes and replied: "What's the use of a cute package, I don't know what it looks like inside. Besides, do you need to be so cautious? This thing can't make you pregnant, okay?"

"Xiao Yi, pay attention to your words, you are talking to a lady right now, if you talk like this, you won't be able to find a wife in the future!" Ning Yuruo raised her eyebrows and stood up.

"Which lady would hold such a thing in her hand and study it with such interest?!"

"Then what, should we open it and see what it looks like inside, it doesn't seem to be effective through the packaging!" Mo Qiaoqiao asked with a red face on the side.

Xiao Yi still couldn't figure out why a good girl insisted on researching this kind of thing.That's all for researching, it's obviously a shy look, but I still want to continue researching, why make things difficult for myself?

As the saying goes, if you haven't eaten pork, haven't you seen a pig run away, so Xiao Yi said that Ning Yuruo took the condom in her hand and skillfully opened it to take out the contents inside!

"Wow, what a smell, it smells like chocolate!" Ning Yuruo's eyes lit up immediately!No one ever told her that this stuff turned out to have a taste!

Xiao Yi wretchedly smiled and said: "That's right, this thing is indeed chocolate-flavored, it says on it, and it's absolutely natural and harmless! Not only chocolate flavor, but also banana and apple, all kinds of flavors are optional. Choose, there is always one that suits you, how about it, let’s be excited! It’s better to act than to be excited!”

Ning Yuruo obviously nodded under Xiao Yi's powerful deceiving ability, but fortunately she finally came to her senses and gave Xiao Yi a hard look and said: "What are you mixing together? The taste! This group of people is really wrong, this thing is for use, not for eating, what does it mean to smell it?"

There is no way to explain this, could Xiao Yi tell Ning Yuruo that this thing can actually be used for eating, at least it can be used for licking.

The content of this conversation was too obscene, Xiao Yi couldn't say anything.Once he said it, no matter what Ning Yuruo thought, a hooligan hat would definitely be on his head anyway!

"Strange, why is there a little hard spot on it? Don't you feel uncomfortable?"

Xiao Yi and Ning Yuruo looked at Su Lan with horrified eyes. The big beauty of Bingshan had already opened a condom at some point, and then she was studying there pretendingly.

Her white and slender fingers like shallots kept touching the floating dots on the condom, always finding it very interesting!

Xiao Yi almost spit out a lot of nosebleeds when he saw this scene, it was so exciting, he even brought himself into the scene wretchedly, if he could be treated like this by Su Lan, he would be willing to die even if he died!

Ning Yuruo has a lot of thoughtfulness, seeing that Su Lan is very interested in this thing, she immediately started to encourage: "Hey Su Lan, just now Xiao Yi also said that this thing is non-toxic and harmless, and it comes in various flavors , would you like to have a taste, how about I find you a cucumber?"

"Yellow, cucumber..."

Ning Yuruo's voice kept lingering in Xiao Yi's ears, and it couldn't dissipate for a long time. Xiao Yi felt that he was going to get to know Ning Yuruo again, why would Ning Yuruo know that cucumbers can be used in this way!

Naturally, Su Lan would not be fooled. She glanced at Ning Yuruo coldly and said, "If you want to try it, you can do it yourself. If you don't have the guts, let others try it for you. It really makes me laugh!"

"I will lose my guts!?"

"Come here if you have the guts!"

"I'll come if you come!"

"Why should I go crazy with you?"

"You dare not!"

"Come on, I'm afraid of you!"

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