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Chapter 169 Hurt Me Hard
Cucumber is a good thing. It is called the three treasures of women along with eggplant and carrot!
It can be used to cook vegetables in normal times, and it can be eaten raw when you are bored and hungry. At night, when you feel empty, lonely and cold, you can use things to fill your empty heart and body.
Xiao Yi felt that it was natural for Ning Yuruo to like such a good thing, if it wasn't for the fact that men don't need this kind of thing, maybe Xiao Yi would like it himself.
But if you like it, you don't like it, can't you honestly like it in the room?Now take it out and put it in front of everyone, what kind of thing is this?
You are alone in the room with this cucumber, whether you eat it raw or stir-fry it, put it on a mask, or even use it to entertain yourself Xiao Yi doesn't say anything, but what's the point of taking it out and putting it in front of everyone?And it's still taken out of the clothes, so it's not like you want to share a cucumber with everyone at night!
"This is a cucumber. Although I have always wondered why the green thing is called a cucumber, I am sure that this thing is a cucumber. I have known it since I was in kindergarten. What do you mean by holding this thing now?" Xiao Yi Asked very vigilantly, if Ning Yuruo said something unreliable, he would immediately throw him back into the room!
Ning Yuruo pointed at the cucumber mysteriously and said, "That's not what I'm talking about, the point is, look what I added to the cucumber!"
Because the room was relatively dark, and Ning Yuruo suddenly appeared because of the light difference that Xiao Yi didn't pay attention to just now.
After Ning Yuruo said this, he raised his eyes and saw that it didn't matter, he almost couldn't help but jumped up and scolded his mother!
The thing on the cucumber is nothing but the condom that is still being discussed today!
That's all, what Ning Yuruo installed on Cucumber is actually a large-grained floating-point device, how cruel is this? By the way, girl, you are still a big girl, this thing is really not something you can use now!
Thinking of this, Xiao Yi stretched out his thumb and said: "Okay! You are courageous, young girl, I like you! But even if you really want to play, you have to go to the room alone to play, what do you come to my place, I don't seem to have What can I do to help!"
After finishing speaking, Xiao Yi put on an expression of helplessness and hurriedly get the hell out of me.
But Ning Yuruo still turned a blind eye, she continued to press on Xiao Yi's body and said: "I discovered a secret!"
"What's the secret? Could it be that cucumbers can't satisfy you anymore?"
"Whether you are satisfied or not, this cucumber doesn't matter, okay? As long as it is a long strip, I can discover this secret!" Ning Yuruo said very displeased, because Xiao Yi always interrupted her.
Xiao Yi nodded heavily. From a certain point of view, what Ning Yuruo said is indeed correct, but anything long and long can satisfy Ning Yuruo. After all, she is a big girl with yellow flowers now. The requirements should not be too high!
Seeing that Xiao Yi finally calmed down, Ning Yuruo smiled and said, "I found out that the taste on it is actually edible, and it's very authentic! At first, I thought it was a chemically synthesized taste." .
As a result, I found out that this thing is really edible after I went to Baidu. It tastes very good when I put it on the cucumber. I don’t know how it tastes on the eggplant and carrot! "
"Axi! Girl, don't tell me you've really tasted it!" Xiao Yi asked carefully!
Ning Yuruo nodded excitedly and said, "Yes, yes, I came here to tell you only after I tasted it. Isn't that what the saying goes, if you don't try, you don't have the right to speak! We two are good brothers, there is nothing to say Yes, since I discovered such a good thing, I naturally invite you to try it!"
Xiao Yi hurriedly waved his hand and said: "No need! I've already brushed my teeth, I appreciate your kindness, as for tasting it, forget it! If you really want to eat chocolate, just tell me no, I'll go out and give it to you." You buy it, why do this!"
It's not clear whether Xiao Yi can eat this thing, but Xiao Yi thinks that even if he accidentally eats a little, it won't be a big problem.
But the key is whether this will make Ning Yuruo develop any bad habits!For example, when playing happily with her man in the future, Ning Yuruo suddenly took a bite out of habit, it was really crunchy!
After thinking for a long time, Xiao Yi decided not to tell Ning Yuruo about this matter, he decided to continue to indulge Ning Yuruo in doing so!
Originally, what does the man after Ning Yuruo have to do with Xiao Yi, since his goddess is married to someone else, why should he worry about it?It would be fine if Ning Yuruo didn't talk, but if she did, it would be great!So when he spoke, he shifted the focus of the question.
Ning Yuruo curled her lips and said, "What is it? I just think this thing is more fun. What's so delicious about chocolate? After eating it, your teeth will turn yellow and you will gain weight. You say this group of people is What do you think, why add flavor to this?"
Xiao Yixin said how dare I explain this kind of thing to you, can I tell you that girls can not only interact with men with the lower mouth, but also use the upper mouth to interact with men at the same time!
"This question involves the relationship between man and the universe. You are still young, so you can't understand it even if I tell you! Okay, okay, it's getting late, you should go back to sleep, girl!"
"Stingy! Don't you just stay in your place for a while, this food really tastes good, don't you really want to eat a little!"
"If you kill me, I won't eat it! I love my teeth very much!" There is no other excuse, Xiao Yi can only talk about his teeth.
"Otherwise, you can just taste a little, and then rinse your mouth, wouldn't it be good?"
"Scholars can be killed but not humiliated!"
"Hey, forget it, I wanted to share some good things with you, but now you have no luck! Lie down on the side and save some space for me!"
"I really have no objection to you eating, as long as you don't let me eat, but can you go back to your own room to eat? Is what I said before considered in vain? I said that Su Lan is not at home." , it's just the two of us now!" Xiao Yi kindly reminded Ning Yuruo, what he meant was that Ning Yuruo should not play with fire!
Who knows that Ning Yuruo said: "Nonsense, isn't that! It is because Su Lan is not at home that I dare to come to your place unscrupulously. If Su Lan is at home, I would be embarrassed. After all, I am a girl. Still need it!"
Xiao Yixin said that you also know that you are a girl. I have never heard of a girl who always sneaks into other boys' beds in the middle of the night!
"What do you mean by that? Could it be that you have been plotting against me for a long time, and now you finally can't help but want to do it?"
"Damn! I'm not interested in you, I just feel that I haven't had a good talk with you for a long time! It's all because Su Lan, that dead girl, who didn't stay at home and came to our place to mess with something.
Xiao Yi, how about you find an excuse to drive Su Lan away?Don't you think it's more comfortable for the two of us to live together! "
Xiao Yi shook his head resolutely, he said in his heart that it was indeed like this at the beginning, but later on it was no longer the case, Ning Yu Ruo's behavior became more and more unscrupulous, which made Xiao Yi very hard to endure. !
"What do you mean, anyway, I'm also your girlfriend in name, I don't have any flair at all, it's really boring, and I deserve to be masturbated for the rest of my life!"
"Miss, it's not a day or two for me, and it's not the first day you know about this kind of thing. You said that you came here in the middle of the night just to blame me like this? Are you happy like this?
If this is the case, you can come, hurry up and let me sleep when you're done, I'm tired! "
Ning Yuruo gave Xiao Yi a look of "you have hopeless eyes", and then she said: "Of course not, I have a lot to say to you during this time, but Su Lan is here and I don't know what to say." I'm sorry to say. It's all right now. At first I thought it was a disadvantage for me not to stay in Qiaoqiao's place, but now it seems that this is a great thing.
Xiao Yi, can you give me a hug? "
"Nani?!"
Was the topic change a bit too sudden? Xiao Yi felt that Ning Yuruo just said that she had a lot of things to say, but now she suddenly wants to make physical contact. This doesn't seem to be the way the story should develop. !
Ning Yuruo also felt that her request might be a bit too abrupt, so she blushed a little and said, "Don't think about it in your heart, I just don't know why my heart is in a mess, so I want to have a Rely, this is why I can't sleep in the room!
To die ah this is!What are you laughing at!Let me know if you want to be hugged or not. If not, Miss Ben will not care about it. I will find someone else to hug me! "
"Don't, don't, let me do it. I'm afraid that other teenagers won't be able to withstand the temptation. Besides, I know the reason why the fat and water don't flow to outsiders. But it's the first time I hug a girl. If you don't have the skills, you Don't blame me!"
After finishing speaking, Xiao Yi put his left hand on Ning Yuruo's waist, and it was just that, his body did not have any more contact with Ning Yuruo.
Ning Yuruo didn't say anything, frankly speaking, this kind of contact is already the limit she can accept.That's fine for her, just take it step by step.
Afterwards, Ning Yuruo said: "Xiao Yi, we two are good buddies, right? What if, what I said is what if! If one day I do something to hurt you, will you forgive me?"
Xiao Yi didn't understand why Ning Yuruo said such things suddenly, and of course he didn't intend to delve into how a girl could hurt him, he already felt that he was invulnerable.
So he said heartlessly: "It depends on how you hurt me. For certain injuries, I think the more the better, maybe I will ask you to continue to hurt me severely." !"
It can be used to cook vegetables in normal times, and it can be eaten raw when you are bored and hungry. At night, when you feel empty, lonely and cold, you can use things to fill your empty heart and body.
Xiao Yi felt that it was natural for Ning Yuruo to like such a good thing, if it wasn't for the fact that men don't need this kind of thing, maybe Xiao Yi would like it himself.
But if you like it, you don't like it, can't you honestly like it in the room?Now take it out and put it in front of everyone, what kind of thing is this?
You are alone in the room with this cucumber, whether you eat it raw or stir-fry it, put it on a mask, or even use it to entertain yourself Xiao Yi doesn't say anything, but what's the point of taking it out and putting it in front of everyone?And it's still taken out of the clothes, so it's not like you want to share a cucumber with everyone at night!
"This is a cucumber. Although I have always wondered why the green thing is called a cucumber, I am sure that this thing is a cucumber. I have known it since I was in kindergarten. What do you mean by holding this thing now?" Xiao Yi Asked very vigilantly, if Ning Yuruo said something unreliable, he would immediately throw him back into the room!
Ning Yuruo pointed at the cucumber mysteriously and said, "That's not what I'm talking about, the point is, look what I added to the cucumber!"
Because the room was relatively dark, and Ning Yuruo suddenly appeared because of the light difference that Xiao Yi didn't pay attention to just now.
After Ning Yuruo said this, he raised his eyes and saw that it didn't matter, he almost couldn't help but jumped up and scolded his mother!
The thing on the cucumber is nothing but the condom that is still being discussed today!
That's all, what Ning Yuruo installed on Cucumber is actually a large-grained floating-point device, how cruel is this? By the way, girl, you are still a big girl, this thing is really not something you can use now!
Thinking of this, Xiao Yi stretched out his thumb and said: "Okay! You are courageous, young girl, I like you! But even if you really want to play, you have to go to the room alone to play, what do you come to my place, I don't seem to have What can I do to help!"
After finishing speaking, Xiao Yi put on an expression of helplessness and hurriedly get the hell out of me.
But Ning Yuruo still turned a blind eye, she continued to press on Xiao Yi's body and said: "I discovered a secret!"
"What's the secret? Could it be that cucumbers can't satisfy you anymore?"
"Whether you are satisfied or not, this cucumber doesn't matter, okay? As long as it is a long strip, I can discover this secret!" Ning Yuruo said very displeased, because Xiao Yi always interrupted her.
Xiao Yi nodded heavily. From a certain point of view, what Ning Yuruo said is indeed correct, but anything long and long can satisfy Ning Yuruo. After all, she is a big girl with yellow flowers now. The requirements should not be too high!
Seeing that Xiao Yi finally calmed down, Ning Yuruo smiled and said, "I found out that the taste on it is actually edible, and it's very authentic! At first, I thought it was a chemically synthesized taste." .
As a result, I found out that this thing is really edible after I went to Baidu. It tastes very good when I put it on the cucumber. I don’t know how it tastes on the eggplant and carrot! "
"Axi! Girl, don't tell me you've really tasted it!" Xiao Yi asked carefully!
Ning Yuruo nodded excitedly and said, "Yes, yes, I came here to tell you only after I tasted it. Isn't that what the saying goes, if you don't try, you don't have the right to speak! We two are good brothers, there is nothing to say Yes, since I discovered such a good thing, I naturally invite you to try it!"
Xiao Yi hurriedly waved his hand and said: "No need! I've already brushed my teeth, I appreciate your kindness, as for tasting it, forget it! If you really want to eat chocolate, just tell me no, I'll go out and give it to you." You buy it, why do this!"
It's not clear whether Xiao Yi can eat this thing, but Xiao Yi thinks that even if he accidentally eats a little, it won't be a big problem.
But the key is whether this will make Ning Yuruo develop any bad habits!For example, when playing happily with her man in the future, Ning Yuruo suddenly took a bite out of habit, it was really crunchy!
After thinking for a long time, Xiao Yi decided not to tell Ning Yuruo about this matter, he decided to continue to indulge Ning Yuruo in doing so!
Originally, what does the man after Ning Yuruo have to do with Xiao Yi, since his goddess is married to someone else, why should he worry about it?It would be fine if Ning Yuruo didn't talk, but if she did, it would be great!So when he spoke, he shifted the focus of the question.
Ning Yuruo curled her lips and said, "What is it? I just think this thing is more fun. What's so delicious about chocolate? After eating it, your teeth will turn yellow and you will gain weight. You say this group of people is What do you think, why add flavor to this?"
Xiao Yixin said how dare I explain this kind of thing to you, can I tell you that girls can not only interact with men with the lower mouth, but also use the upper mouth to interact with men at the same time!
"This question involves the relationship between man and the universe. You are still young, so you can't understand it even if I tell you! Okay, okay, it's getting late, you should go back to sleep, girl!"
"Stingy! Don't you just stay in your place for a while, this food really tastes good, don't you really want to eat a little!"
"If you kill me, I won't eat it! I love my teeth very much!" There is no other excuse, Xiao Yi can only talk about his teeth.
"Otherwise, you can just taste a little, and then rinse your mouth, wouldn't it be good?"
"Scholars can be killed but not humiliated!"
"Hey, forget it, I wanted to share some good things with you, but now you have no luck! Lie down on the side and save some space for me!"
"I really have no objection to you eating, as long as you don't let me eat, but can you go back to your own room to eat? Is what I said before considered in vain? I said that Su Lan is not at home." , it's just the two of us now!" Xiao Yi kindly reminded Ning Yuruo, what he meant was that Ning Yuruo should not play with fire!
Who knows that Ning Yuruo said: "Nonsense, isn't that! It is because Su Lan is not at home that I dare to come to your place unscrupulously. If Su Lan is at home, I would be embarrassed. After all, I am a girl. Still need it!"
Xiao Yixin said that you also know that you are a girl. I have never heard of a girl who always sneaks into other boys' beds in the middle of the night!
"What do you mean by that? Could it be that you have been plotting against me for a long time, and now you finally can't help but want to do it?"
"Damn! I'm not interested in you, I just feel that I haven't had a good talk with you for a long time! It's all because Su Lan, that dead girl, who didn't stay at home and came to our place to mess with something.
Xiao Yi, how about you find an excuse to drive Su Lan away?Don't you think it's more comfortable for the two of us to live together! "
Xiao Yi shook his head resolutely, he said in his heart that it was indeed like this at the beginning, but later on it was no longer the case, Ning Yu Ruo's behavior became more and more unscrupulous, which made Xiao Yi very hard to endure. !
"What do you mean, anyway, I'm also your girlfriend in name, I don't have any flair at all, it's really boring, and I deserve to be masturbated for the rest of my life!"
"Miss, it's not a day or two for me, and it's not the first day you know about this kind of thing. You said that you came here in the middle of the night just to blame me like this? Are you happy like this?
If this is the case, you can come, hurry up and let me sleep when you're done, I'm tired! "
Ning Yuruo gave Xiao Yi a look of "you have hopeless eyes", and then she said: "Of course not, I have a lot to say to you during this time, but Su Lan is here and I don't know what to say." I'm sorry to say. It's all right now. At first I thought it was a disadvantage for me not to stay in Qiaoqiao's place, but now it seems that this is a great thing.
Xiao Yi, can you give me a hug? "
"Nani?!"
Was the topic change a bit too sudden? Xiao Yi felt that Ning Yuruo just said that she had a lot of things to say, but now she suddenly wants to make physical contact. This doesn't seem to be the way the story should develop. !
Ning Yuruo also felt that her request might be a bit too abrupt, so she blushed a little and said, "Don't think about it in your heart, I just don't know why my heart is in a mess, so I want to have a Rely, this is why I can't sleep in the room!
To die ah this is!What are you laughing at!Let me know if you want to be hugged or not. If not, Miss Ben will not care about it. I will find someone else to hug me! "
"Don't, don't, let me do it. I'm afraid that other teenagers won't be able to withstand the temptation. Besides, I know the reason why the fat and water don't flow to outsiders. But it's the first time I hug a girl. If you don't have the skills, you Don't blame me!"
After finishing speaking, Xiao Yi put his left hand on Ning Yuruo's waist, and it was just that, his body did not have any more contact with Ning Yuruo.
Ning Yuruo didn't say anything, frankly speaking, this kind of contact is already the limit she can accept.That's fine for her, just take it step by step.
Afterwards, Ning Yuruo said: "Xiao Yi, we two are good buddies, right? What if, what I said is what if! If one day I do something to hurt you, will you forgive me?"
Xiao Yi didn't understand why Ning Yuruo said such things suddenly, and of course he didn't intend to delve into how a girl could hurt him, he already felt that he was invulnerable.
So he said heartlessly: "It depends on how you hurt me. For certain injuries, I think the more the better, maybe I will ask you to continue to hurt me severely." !"
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