Cultivation plug-in

"Fatty, it's already noon, shouldn't we go to eat? Even if we help Hao Meimei with things, it won't stop us from eating! Actually, I don't understand why I like to stay in the dormitory. You actually asked to come over to help receive the freshmen?"

"Because I was bored, I suddenly felt that maybe my college life should not just pass by like this. You see, what I have to do every day is to go to class, eat and sleep. Four years of life have passed like this. When I look back at these things, I must I will find it very boring and regret it!" Fatty replied while sorting out the materials in his hand.

"So, then you decided to come here to help the teacher receive the new students? By the way, isn't this span too big? Even those who usually like to help the teacher do things don't do this kind of thing, you see It's unbearably hot!"

"Monkey, you don't understand this. My first goal when I decided to start my college life again is to find a girlfriend or something. But now I find out that the seniors who should have graduated have already graduated, and those who are famous have already graduated. The famous flower has a master!

Girls at our same level will definitely not like me as an otaku, so what should I do, I can only focus on the school girl.Although it is a bit tiring to do this kind of thing for Teacher Hao, the reward is still not small. At least I can get the information of some beautiful girls in our department now!

Think about it, people like me who are prepared naturally have a better chance than those who are unprepared. When the time comes, I will do what I like, and then I will be able to win the moon first. Only I can hehehe! "

Hehehe, what does Fatty mean? Fatty didn't say it clearly, but as his good friend and monkey who is also a man, he naturally knows what it means!

So he yelled: "Okay, you bastard, so you already have a plan in your heart, right? No, no, no, no matter what, you have to take me with you. You must take me with you. Give me a copy of the information, or don't blame me for ruining your good deed!"

Fatty didn't care about his friend's threats at all, he triumphantly took out a document from his hand and put it in front of the monkey and said, "Hehehe, take a look, it took me a day to sort it out today. of!

Let’s talk about our department first, first of all, the student Ning Yuruo who came over today, I don’t need to describe how beautiful she is, you’ve seen her before anyway.However, her background is a bit complicated, and it is very difficult to get started. Even if you get started, you will have a lot of trouble when you get started, so it is not recommended to make a move. "

"Bastard, you've even printed out his photos. What kind of plans do you have? Speaking of which, such a beautiful girl doesn't say whether she can fall in love with us, but why she will be so embarrassed after she gets started. Trouble?" The monkey drooled looking at the photo.

Hearing this, the fat man suddenly turned gloomy and said to his friend: "Because this girl's father is a gangster, and he is a very powerful gangster leader. He can kill people without blinking an eye! Tell me if you let her Dad knows that you raped his daughter, will your body appear on the sea dozens of kilometers away?"

The monkey swallowed hard, then pointed to a photo under Ning Yuruo and said, "Would you like to take one? Although the long one is not as stunning as Ning Yuruo, she is still a beautiful woman, but she hasn't learned how to do it yet." How to dress yourself!"

Fatty nodded in agreement with his friend's aesthetic, and said in his heart that he is indeed someone who can play with him. It seems that the aesthetic vision of both of them is not bad.

"This is Mo Qiaoqiao, a native of Q city, and his family background is very simple, if he can catch him, there shouldn't be any danger.

But it's a pity, judging from the information, she should be a good girl with good character and learning. Even if she goes to college, she may not necessarily put her energy on love. It's still very difficult to start! "

"I'll go, what's the point of your talking like that? Are good girls destined to have no fate with us?" Monkey was quite dissatisfied. What's the point!

The fat man calmly pointed at the information and said, "Don't worry, I'm just saying that it's a bit difficult to do, not that it's impossible. Think about it, if it's so easy to do with beautiful women, wouldn't all the men in the world be handy?" Is it a beautiful girl? It must be difficult!

Look at this again, Xia Yurou, I heard that she is a girl from Suzhou and Hangzhou, Wu Nong speaks softly!Of course, according to the usual practice, it is not easy for people to get started. I heard that the family is engaged in business.

Liu Feifei, it is said that her parents are writers, there are no intellectual beauties, and the difficulty is very high! "

Monkey asked with a displeased face: "By the way, don't we have girls with the same appearance in our school who are a little less difficult to get started? These girls make me feel cold and noble, even though I am thick-skinned. But I know I'm basically out of luck with these girls!"

The fat man snorted in disdain and said, "Look at your potential, why give up before trying? I don't have ordinary girls here, and the amount of information is really too much, so there is no way to collect it. The ones that can be obtained now are all the best among the freshmen of this year!

Look, this is our teacher Hao’s cousin Duanmu Ling, and this is the iceberg beauty Su Lan from the Chinese Department. They are all the best among the best, especially this Su Lan. You said it is an honor to conquer a iceberg beauty The thing is, it would be great if this iceberg beauty is still charming! "

The monkey looked at the information in the fat man's hand and sighed, "Forget it, let's go eat, even if we are daydreaming, we still have to eat!"

After finishing speaking, the monkey stopped caring about the fat man, and slowly moved towards the cafeteria by himself.

Xiao Yi believed in his intuition very much, since he felt the danger, it must mean that there was some danger around him!

Xiao Yi, who has watched the movie Death Is Coming, doesn't want to die inexplicably. There are still many girls in this world waiting for him to save!

So he immediately observed the surrounding situation, trying to find out where the source of the danger was!

But when he started to observe his surroundings, he realized that it wasn't that his nerves were too sensitive, but that his nerves were too thick!

Because now all the men around them are waiting for him with angry eyes, full of the urge to rush up and skin him!

It's just that Xiao Yi was taken aback for a moment and he understood what was going on. This kind of look was so familiar, and he used to use this kind of look to look at other men, especially the men who were accompanied by girls!

Normally, Xiao Yi would scold while watching, "All the good cabbages are made of pigs!"

Thinking about it, these men glaring at him must be thinking the same way, thinking of this, Xiao Yi feels happy, and it's not impossible to eat another bowl of rice later!

Anyway, Xiao Yi didn't know this group of people well, so there was no need to explain anything to them, even if they were interested in Duan Muling, so what, it had nothing to do with Xiao Yi.

Since they directly regarded Xiao Yi as their imaginary rival in love from the very beginning, then Xiao Yi didn't mind being a hindrance to this group of people. Xiao Yi wanted to do this kind of happy thing before!

"Come to Duanmu, you often eat my scrambled eggs with tomatoes. It tastes very good. The chef here is really good, and the heat is just right! Don't just eat tomatoes, try my eggs!

Your plate of cold fungus looks very tempting. Fungus is a good thing. It can soften blood vessels. Can I try your fungus? "

Xiao Yi didn't control his voice, so basically the people around them who observed them could hear the conversation between the two of them clearly.

All of a sudden, the crowd was excited, and many men had already started to roll up their arms and sleeves!

"It's too much, this girl is a freshman, how can you be so crazy! Don't you know the rules of the university? When a new school girl arrives, she must be selected by the seniors. After the seniors finish the selection They have a chance, they really don't know how to respect the old and love the young!"

"That's right. You should always pay attention to first come first served in everything. I have been staring at this classmate Duanmu Ling for a long time. Even if I want to invite her to dinner, I should let me down!"

"Damn it, people don't necessarily know who you are, are you laughing if you let you come first! Student Duanmu, look this way, I'm much more handsome than that kid!"

The surrounding discussions became louder and louder, and gradually Xiao Yi and Duanmu Ling could already hear them.

Xiao Yi, who was eating the fungus of Duanmuling, smiled and said to Duanmuling: "I really didn't expect it. Duanmu's time in school shouldn't be too long. I didn't expect so many people to like you now! But Let me say that student Duanmu is not authentic, that he asked me to invite you to dinner, but in fact he is planning to use me as your shield to attract hatred!"

Duanmuling's face was hot when she was told what was wrong, and then she said to Xiao Yi apologetically, "I'm sorry, student Xiao Yi, I didn't expect to be like this. How about this, next time I will treat you to dinner?"

Xiao Yi immediately waved his hands and said: "Don't, don't, I'm going to become the public enemy of the men in our school after one meal, and if I eat another meal, maybe I'll be beaten from behind by someone else! But since I want to If you want me to help, then do it thoroughly, come to Lingling, I'll feed you!"