Cultivation plug-in

In the past, I always felt that the skits played on the Spring Festival Gala were just to make everyone laugh happily when eating the New Year’s Eve dinner together, and nothing happened after laughing.

But today Xiao Yi finally understood that there is a huge amount of knowledge contained in those seemingly interesting sketches!

Xiao Yi thought that maybe one day when he got tired of this kind of life, he could find a place to live and write a book quietly. The name of the book was "On the Function of Essays in Different Dimensions"!

Who would have thought that people in this world have never heard of the jokes that are already rotten on the earth. Isn't this too funny?

Seeing this group of people foolishly following his own request, and after finishing the work, an expression of Fan Wei even more than Fan Wei appeared on his face, Xiao Yi felt a very strange emotion in his heart.

In other words, is it because your own IQ is too high or the other party's IQ is already in arrears?

It's fine for others to look like this. After all, the masses have no professional knowledge, let alone the so-called interlacing like a mountain. It may be really difficult to understand this kind of thing for a while when the professional is not the right one.

But don't you, Hua Qiangu, claim to have a deep attainment in elixir?You don’t know this kind of thing, don’t you feel ashamed to nod with the crowd in that place, what about the good morals, the bottom line?

"I didn't expect to meet a master today. We admit it. We will leave now and give us the antidote!"

Hua Qiangu was a happy person, and after discovering that she really had the symptoms Xiao Yi mentioned, she immediately expressed that she didn't want to get entangled in this matter any longer.Xiao Yi couldn't get used to the level of pleasure for a while.

Hua Qiangu doesn't feel ashamed at all, so what can I say if my skills are inferior to others?What's more, what people use is still poisonous, so many people didn't find out, and they didn't find out that it's nothing to be ashamed of.The masters of poison use originally focus on killing people invisible.

Besides, with so many sisters behind me, I felt that I would be at a disadvantage when I came out with me, and there would be a helper when there were so many people fighting.

But no one thought that their lives would be in danger if they came out. They were all girls. Usually they were great only when they competed in cultivation. If they were to fight with real knives and guns, they really couldn't do it.

He has already been poisoned before he even made a move, if his group of sisters were to be damaged in this place, the consequences would not be acceptable to Hua Qiangu himself.

No matter how favored she is in the sect, if so many sisters are allowed to stay in this place, waiting for her to take over will only be the cave in the back mountain, and maybe they will be expelled from the sect!

Besides, the sisters all came out to help her, and she felt sorry for letting the sisters take risks for her own affairs!

There is no way to do this, since everyone has already confessed, it is not easy for him to be as knowledgeable as a few women.Besides, I am weak in this world, if someone really mobilizes the power of the sect to trouble him, the consequences will be terrible!

Thinking of this, Xiao Yi nodded and said: "Okay, since Miss Hua is willing to give me such a face, we can talk about it naturally! Xiaohong, give me the antidote!"

After finishing speaking, Xiao Yi turned his head and looked at Lin Fenghong stretching out his hand.

Lin Fenghong panicked immediately, what kind of antidote, no matter whether the poison exists or not, in the final analysis, the poison was made by Xiao Yi, where did he find the antidote?

Lin Fenghong looked at Hua Qiangu, then looked at Xiao Yi and said in a low voice, "Brother Xiao Yi, I don't have any antidote!"

"Are you stupid, just take out some medicine to regulate your body, as long as you don't take any lives, you won't have any big problems."

"Oh, I see!" Lin Fenghong took out a small bottle from her body and handed it to Xiao Yi.

"Just get some cheap things to fool them. You don't need to come up with something too good. This thing is not very valuable!"

Lin Fenghong nodded foolishly and said: "This is a very common pill, but brother Xiao Yi, the other party may recognize what it is, are you sure you want it like this?"

Xiao Yi gave Lin Fenghong a reassuring look, then turned his head and said to Hua Qiangu: "Okay, the antidote is here, and I will detoxify you all!"

After finishing speaking, Xiao Yi threw the small bottle in his hand into the air, and the bottle actually exploded in the air and turned into powder and scattered everywhere.

After finishing these, Xiao Yi patted and said: "Now, as long as everyone waits for a stick of incense in this inn, nothing will happen after you inhale the medicine into your body."

Xiao Yi is so smart, since he can taste the medicine when he gives it to others, why don't he let the other party taste it?

Anyway, this group of people is not poisoned now, so he has the final say on what to do.

But something Xiao Yi didn't expect happened. Originally, as long as this group of people stayed here honestly and waited until Xiao Yi was almost done, they would be told that they had been detoxified.

But who knew that this group of people actually began to breathe desperately, trying to suck the powder into their bodies as soon as possible, this scene is too funny.Looking at this group of people breathing violently one by one, the thick-necked Xiao Yi was really afraid that he would laugh if he accidentally couldn't hold back.

"Okay, everyone, you can leave. The toxins in your body should have been cleared. You may have diarrhea after you go back. This is normal. You don't have to worry. I said it is a medicine for conditioning the body. , so all the toxins in the body are expelled!" Xiao Yi clapped his hands and said professionally.

Lin Fenghong came up again and asked: "Brother Xiao Yi, didn't you say that they were not poisoned at all, why are they still having stomach troubles?"

"Scientific studies have shown that when a person is greatly frightened, the body will have a stress response, usually manifested as vomiting and diarrhea, which is normal. You don't know what science means? Of course, even the great If I don't know what science means, the only ones who understand the meaning are those bricks called beasts!"

Hua Qiangu tested the numbness in her feet just now and it did disappear. She stood up from her seat and cupped her hands at Xiao Yi with a cold face: "In that case, I will bid farewell to Mr. Xiao Yi. The green hills will not change green. The water always flows, we will meet later!"

After Hua Qiangu finished speaking, she waved her hand and took her sisters away!

Xiao Yi also felt that the other party should be like this, they have already lost such a big person here, how long will they have to wait if they don't leave at this time?Could it be possible to stay in this place and wait for Xiao Yi to invite them to dinner?

After watching Hua Qiangu walk away, Xiao Yi cupped his hands towards the other guests in the inn and said: "Everyone, I really offended you just now. In fact, you don't have to worry at all, I don't know how to use poison, and everyone is not poisoned." , it’s just some tricks.”

Xiao Yi felt that this kind of thing must be explained clearly. There are so many people here, maybe there will be people who will participate in the mission of the Hundred Year Ghost King in the future. He doesn't want to make enemies for others for no reason. It would be embarrassing if someone stabbed him behind the back. up.

The people around all smiled and said that they didn't mind too much. Whether it was a real smile or a fake smile, even if they barely moved the corners of their mouths twice, they must make their expressions look like it doesn't matter.

For sword cultivators, their usual way of fighting is face-to-face with real swords and guns. They both disdain and fear the method of secretly poisoning and killing people silently.

It is not a disgraceful thing to die under someone else's sword, as a sword cultivator, being able to die on the battlefield is their greatest destination.

But it would be embarrassing if he died inexplicably on the bed, dining table or above the latrine, and his reputation would be ruined!

After thinking for a while, Xiao Yi said again: "To express my apology, I decided to treat everyone to a meal tonight. I don't know if you have time!"

It doesn't matter as soon as you say this, the people around you will immediately find various reasons to leave!

Isn't this a joke, a poison master wants to treat himself to a meal, this meal is so delicious, maybe his seven orifices will bleed after eating!

Seeing this situation, everyone bowed their hands and said goodbye and went back to their rooms.But most of the people started to sit on the bed and meditate immediately after returning to their room to force poison!

"Brother, didn't the guy named Xiao Yi just say that we're fine, and he also said that he doesn't know how to use poison at all, just now it was just to scare the enemy!"

"Idiot, you are really an idiot! Do you believe what he says? Do you believe him when he says he is your father?"

"How is it possible, I know who my father is, if he dares to say that, I will beat him!"

"Isn't that enough! Since you can't believe what he said, why do you think he didn't poison us at that time? And why do you believe that he detoxified us? If he is really a master of poison, he might tell you the truth Will he know how to use poison? How can he do it when everyone is on guard against him?"

"But I don't think it looks like it! I think this person is very honest!"

"It's because you have too little experience in the world. I have seen a few masters of poisoning before, similar to this guy named Xiao Yi. They are all the ones on the surface and the other on the back. If you find out that he is on the sidelines Don't be surprised when he talks to you with a smile and stabs a knife at you!

So don't continue talking nonsense with me in this place now, what you have to do is to go back to your room as soon as possible and use your skills to force the poison!Even if he killed me, I don't believe he didn't poison him. If he didn't poison him, why did so many of us have numb feet?

This is the best proof, he was lying, he was poisoned at the time, so he is a master of poisoning, this kind of person is too insidious, if there is no need to offend this kind of person in the future ! "

How could the fool know so many Taoisms, he just came out of the teacher's school.After hearing what his elder brother said, he was terrified, and he didn't need his elder brother to urge him, so he crawled back to his room.

In this way, the news that Longyan City has a poison expert living in the inn spread like wildfire!