Cultivation plug-in

An otaku always thinks how happy it would be if one day he could live together with the woman in his mind, but Xiao Yi can use his head to assure you that it is definitely not like this!

You must know that nerds are always very cautious in front of their goddess, even if they are with the goddess, they will do something too much, it is nothing more than being able to concentrate at close range.

But if the goddess behaves uncivilized at home, it will be a tragedy. At this time, the otaku will be very entangled in his heart. Should he remind the goddess?If you don't remind, the goddess will suffer, if you remind, you won't be able to enjoy the benefits!

As expected, Ning Yuruo didn't lie to Xiao Yi, she really knows how to cook, and she cooks delicious dishes!This made Xiao Yi, who had eaten instant noodles and junk food outside for three years in high school, couldn't help but burst into tears. This meant that he could finally live a normal life in the future!

But it's not good for the goddess to always go into her room, Xiao Yi thinks that even if he and Ning Yuruo are classmates, there's no need to be so enthusiastic!Obviously Ning Yuruo has her own room and her own bed, so why does she have to run this way.

Just run, can you not dress so openly?The summer vacation happens to be the hottest period of the whole summer, isn't it tempting others to commit a crime by dressing so crisply at home?

"Student Ning Yuruo, your room is air-conditioned, right? Why did you come to my room to suffer?" Xiao Yi asked incomprehensibly.

Ning Yuruo stretched out on Xiao Yi's sofa, showing off her perfect curves, and said, "I'm afraid of the heat, you see, how can I occupy all the resources in the house when I come to live here temporarily?" Come on, that's really outrageous. The door will be closed when I go back to sleep, and you won't be able to blow the air conditioner!"

"It's okay, I'm not hot!" Xiao Yi gritted his teeth and replied.

"Come on, look at the sweat on your forehead, I don't believe you if you're not hot! It's said in the book, you youngsters at this time are when you are full of blood, if you are not hot, it will be abnormal .Besides, this place is the living room. The TV and everything are in your room. What do you want me to do now?"

"Then watch TV, thank you for letting me turn on the air conditioner!" Even though he knew it was at his home, Xiao Yi still said thank you in a very unpromising manner.

"Xiao Yi, do you think we are good friends now?" Ning Yuruo who was watching TV suddenly said such a sentence.

Xiao Yi was excited again, the goddess wanted to be friends with him, just thinking about it makes people feel excited!

"I think we are friends, otherwise why would I let you come and live in our house?" At this time, you must say the correct answer, and you can't be stupid. This kind of opportunity doesn't come all the time!

"Huh? So you let me come to live in your house because you regarded me as a friend. I thought you had other thoughts in your heart!"

Xiao Yi jumped up from the stool like a cat whose tail was stepped on and said: "I can have any special thoughts, I really regard you as a friend! Haha, ha ha, ha ha!"

Well, Xiao Yi admits that he has a guilty conscience at this moment!At that time, when Ning Yuruo said that she would come to stay at home temporarily, Xiao Yi really had a lot of unhealthy and even obscene thoughts in his heart!But he felt that the starting point of his essence was pure, and that was enough!

Ning Yuruo waved her hand and said, "It's okay! I'm just joking with you, let's see how nervous you are! Since we are friends, don't bite Ning Yuruo one at a time, making it seem like the two of us Just like a stranger. You can call me Yuruo or Ruoruo!"

"Ruo Ruo!" Xiao Yi called in a low voice uncertainly.

"Oh, it's disgusting. They didn't ask you to call me that now, which made them feel weird and embarrassed!" Ning Yuruo covered her face and put on a shy expression.

With black lines on Xiao Yi's face, he said: "Ruo Ruo, you should take your medicine, why did you give up the treatment?"

It may be that Xiao Yi has been living alone for a long time, and now there is another person in the family, making Xiao Yi very uncomfortable!

I just said that I can’t do the things I usually do now!Wanting to play a game is afraid that the goddess will feel that she has been left out in the cold, and wanting to watch pornography has become a luxury!How can I let the goddess know that I have this kind of hobby? Doesn't it mean that I like watching women in pornographic videos better than looking at the woman in front of me!Don't you even look at a living thing in front of you?

As for masturbation, Xiao Yi has already made up his mind, he will do it himself after the goddess falls asleep at night!I can't quit this hobby, otherwise, what face would I have to call myself an otaku?

"Xiao Yi, what do you usually play? Do you just sit in front of the computer and read pages every day? It's so boring!" Ning Yuruo yawned and asked, Xiao Yi felt relieved at last, he was finally sleepy!

"I usually play games and occasionally watch cartoons. But now I don't think playing games is interesting, so I don't know what to do now!"

After hearing this, Ning Yuruo nodded in agreement and said, "That's, what's the point of playing games? I think it's fun to play games!"

"Huh?!" Xiao Yi suddenly felt that he knew too little about the goddess in his mind. What kind of rhythm is this?

Maybe Ning Yuruo also felt that she had lost her composure somewhere.She quickly waved her hand and said, "It's nothing, it's just a slip of the tongue, you can continue playing, I won't bother you anymore!"

Xiao Yixin said, what else am I playing here, how can I be in the mood to play!

"Ruo Ruo, do you eat fruit?" Xiao Yi got up to wash some fruit for his goddess to eat, because Ning Yu Ruo was willing to let him call her Ruo Ruo, Xiao Yi felt that he didn't let her live in vain!

"Okay, wash me an apple, one apple a day keeps the doctor away!"

The goddess ordered Xiao Yi to rush out like a mad dog.

But when he came back, he was shocked, because Ning Yuruo is sitting in front of his computer now, and there are many things on the computer that are dead, if the goddess finds out, what face will he have? In the world!

"Don't worry, I just came up to browse Taobao. As for the fast broadcast on your computer, I didn't even think about it!" Ning Yuruo's words made Xiao Yi wonder whether he should be lucky or should immediately commit suicide and apologize. Otaku are ashamed!

"Ruo Ruo, do you know how to broadcast quickly?!" Xiao Yi asked cautiously, as if he was afraid that something might go wrong and detonate a time bomb.

Ning Yuruo turned her head and said disdainfully: "Do you think I'm an old antique? After all, I'm also a young man in the new era, okay! Do you think I don't know the three must-have artifacts for otaku?"

Xiao Yi smiled awkwardly, he didn't expect people to know, it seemed that he was nervous for nothing.But this is also good, so that I will have much less psychological pressure in the future!

"Actually, you don't need to be like this at all. You can watch and play as you want. Don't worry about me. I will find fun by myself. It would be too much if I disrupted your life rhythm by coming over! But you It’s best to wear earphones when watching something, after all, it’s a common environment for everyone! You don’t object, do you?”

Seeing the gentle smile on Ning Yuruo's face, Xiao Yi burst into tears with excitement. He never thought that his goddess would be so considerate!

I admit that I like the goddess very much, and now I am very happy to live with the goddess at close range every day!

But it doesn't mean that Xiao Yi doesn't need sex because of this kind of happiness!How can a person like him who feels uncomfortable if he doesn't masturbate for three days can bear it!

"Thank you, what's the matter, long live understanding!" Xiao Yi was so moved that he almost went up to hold Ning Yuruo's hand!

But who would have thought that Ning Yuruo, who had a gentle smile on her face just now, would suddenly have a big turnaround in the next moment!

"Thank you! Isn't it okay for you to be with me every day? Don't I look better than those women in your hard drive? Am I good? Look, they are all old!"

Speaking of Ning Yuruo, she clicked on the taskbar, and the quick broadcast popped up directly, and a movie by Yui Hatano was playing on it!

Xiao Yi felt embarrassed in his heart, things always seemed to be developing in a direction he hadn't thought of!

Shouldn't girls just cover their faces and run away shyly when they see something like this?Of course, if it is more intense, it may give the man a slap in the face and scold him shamelessly!

Ning Yuruo, what's going on?Not only did you read the porn, but after reading it, you actually have to compare yourself with the people above. Do you have such a strong competitive mentality? How can you compare yourself with the women above!

Of course, Xiao Yi is not a fool, he knows what to say now.

"Ruoruo, look at you, it's meaningless if you're like this. I'm studying this thing from the perspective of appreciating artworks! I'm looking at it with a critical heart! So what, what is your identity? What do women compare to, there is no comparison between the two!"

Originally, Xiao Yi thought that his flattery would definitely have an effect, but who knew that his expression became even uglier just after he finished speaking!

"You mean I can't compare with this woman on the computer?"

Xiao Yixin said it was not like this, how could I say such idiot words!Besides, even if we want to discuss this issue, can you please turn off the video on the computer first?Now that the heroine is still there, fucking her, is this really a suitable environment for discussing issues?

"Ruo Ruo, that's not what I meant, what I mean is that they are all lying on the bed with their clothes off. So you are totally different, you can't compare them together!" Xiao Yi tried his best to explain.

Who knew that after hearing this, Ning Yuruo blushed and hugged her shoulders and said, "Shameless! Xiao Yi, what are you thinking? Do you want me to take off my clothes and lie on the bed for you to compare?" !"

"Things are not like this! This rhythm is wrong!" Xiao Yi couldn't even cry now!