Cultivation plug-in

Someone once said that life is like a coffee table, on which there are either cups (tragedies) or tableware (tragedies)!

But as long as people are still alive, life must go on. Could it be that they are so scared that they can’t live?

Xiao Yi felt that a goddess should be perfect and without blemish!But why does Ning Yuruo have the habit of sleepwalking?

In fact, sleepwalking is not a bad habit, if it is combined with the habit of sleeping naked, it will be perfect!But when Xiao Yi was excited, he suddenly and silently appeared in front of him, which is a bit scary, it's not fun to play like this!

It is said that sleepwalkers must not be woken up, otherwise there will be danger. Although I don't know whether this rumor is reliable or not, and I don't know what danger will arise, but Xiao Yi's current state must not be able to wake up Ning Yuruo. wake up.

Fortunately, after Ning Yuruo stood for a while, maybe she also felt bored, or she didn't know what she thought of in her dream, so she wandered around the room and obediently went back to sleep.

But this made Xiao Yi miserable, now he has no interest in doing what he did just now, and he can't even sleep now!

"I'm afraid of you, can't I? Since I can't do this kind of thing when I'm with you, it's a big deal that I can go to the road of cultivating immortals and play handjob against monsters!"

Thinking of Xiao Yi like this in his heart opened the path of cultivation, and then he entered it magnificently.

"Welcome back my master, are you ready to start the next process?" Wanwan was still so peaceful, making people like it just by looking at her.

When Xiao Yi saw Wanwan this time, it was as if he saw his own relatives. Let them all die for any lightning-like punishment. Solving personal physical problems is the most important thing now!

So Xiao Yi resisted the thunder and lightning and gave Wan Wan a big hug, and then was smashed into a pile of coke by Wan Wan gorgeously!

"Wanwan, can we discuss it? Just stand there and don't move, just close your eyes! You see, you don't trust me anymore. What can I do to you? I've already been struck by lightning , Do I still want to be struck by lightning! You just need to stand there and close your eyes, and I won’t even touch you!”

The essential purpose of the wretched Xiao Yi is to play handjobs to Wan Wan, after all, if he doesn't look at beautiful things, he has no impulses if he has developed a habit for a long time!

But the moment he took off his pants, a thunderbolt fell from the sky again, and at the same time, a Wanwan voice appeared in his ear and said: "I forgot to remind you, the system will also punish girls who are visually obscene! "

"Damn! What kind of rhythm is this? Is it still letting people live? Is it so sleepy just playing handjob? Well, you win! Can't I afford to provoke or hide? I am facing the monster We can always fly!"

While talking, Xiao Yi walked into the Viper Valley with his pants in his hands.But soon he came back dejected!

After all, I am not Xu Xian, and I don't have such a strong ability to lust, so I can see a boa constrictor as a peerless beauty!This is not something ordinary people can do!Not to mention that he crossed the line between genes and species and gave birth to a child with a boa constrictor!

Thinking of having sex with a boa constrictor, Xiao Yi was covered in cold sweat. This was too challenging. How did Xu Xian ensure that he could complete sex without being eaten by the python?Also how did he find the exact location?Could it be that Xu Xian was still a veterinarian?And a veterinarian in gynecology?

Shaking his head to get rid of all these messy things, Xiao Yi began to think of a way!In fact, there is nothing in this world that can stump otaku, their creativity is infinite!

It is said that some otaku would "accidentally" insert Hatsune's model into the chrysanthemum. From this, you can know how brutal their fighting ability is!

"I'm going, what a big deal, do you think it's hard to get me? It's simply impossible! Just wait, I will definitely finish it today!" Xiao Yi, who was cursing, chose to quit the game, and then went to I found a ****!

10 minutes later he entered the game again with a confident smile on his face!

The reason why there is such an expression is actually very simple. He has spent 10 minutes memorizing the novel just now. Now he can completely complete the whole process of handjob while reciting the novel. He is invincible !

So don't underestimate nerds, basically there is nothing that can stop them from playing handjobs, what things in this world are they dare not do, can't do, can't do for handjobs?

"Sun Qian and Gangzi hug each other crazily??????"

Xiao Yi took off his pants while silently reading the plot of the novel and walked behind Xiao Shanpo!And he has already greeted Wanwan, Wanwan must stay where she is and wait for him!Because he didn't want to be hit halfway through the handjob by the lightning falling from the sky and burn him and his children to ashes!

"The two hugged each other and came to the bed. What's behind the damn thing, how could I forget? By the way, it should be a hand-to-hand combat!"

It's embarrassing, people's instantaneous memory will always have some blind spots, every time these blind spots are reached, Xiao Yi always finds a way to make up his own brain!If this goes on like this, he can go to some websites to write small pornographic articles!

Because of this reason, Xiao Yi's process of playing handjobs was always intermittent, and it was difficult to make a coherent connection, which wasted a lot of his time invisibly.

"Brother Xiao Yi, what are you doing?"

Just when Xiao Yi was about to reach the peak state again after all the hard work, a girl's voice suddenly came from behind him!

"Well, I really can't get up again this time, why are you so cruel?" Xiao Yi turned his head and looked at Lan Man standing behind him with tears streaming down his face!

Xiao Yi quickly pulled up his pants, turned around and said, "It's nothing, it's just peeing!"

Although it's very uncivilized to defecate anywhere, it's much more civilized than playing handjobs in the wild and vast Viper Valley!

Lan Man nodded and said: "So that's the case, can you show me how you pee? It's amazing, your animal fairies are different, we plant-like fairies never know what peeing is!"

Xiao Yi was completely stupid, he imagined that Lan Man would definitely look contemptuous when he heard that he did such a thing, and it might not even let him take her to upgrade in this place!

But who knew that it turned out that Lan Man looked at his lower body curiously, and at the same time expressed that she wanted to study all kinds of knowledge about peeing with Xiao Yi!By the way, can this be studied? Hundan!

Xiao Yi was very upset, he felt that he was being molested by Lolita!The goddess can't clean up by herself, can't a loli also can't clean up by herself?

Thinking of this, Xiao Yi fiercely said to Lanman: "What's so interesting about peeing! If you want to see it, go home and let your parents show it to you!"

It can be said that Xiao Yi has really become angry from embarrassment now, and he can say such vicious words.If an ordinary little girl doesn't hate him to death after hearing this, she should at least cry and leave immediately!

But who knew that Lan Man would stare at her big innocent eyes and say: "Brother Xiao Yi, don't you know that our plant-type fairies are different from your animal-type fairies! You probably know who your parents are." , but we don’t know! We must know that our parents produce tens of thousands of seeds every year, and then these seeds are spread to different places through various transmission channels! Maybe when I became a demon, I was [-] miles away from my parents Thousands of miles away!"

Xiao Yi was completely defeated by this loli in front of him, no matter how insincere he said to her now, she would reply with very serious words, how can this be done?

But the only thing that made Xiao Yi feel lucky was that he was somewhat similar to the other party, at least he could spit out thousands of his own children in an instant!

But Xiao Yi would never demonstrate in front of Lan Man how he excreted the fluid in his body, he couldn't afford to lose that person!

"I'm just curious. How do you say that plant-like fairies like you are able to mate? You don't seem to be able to move!" Suddenly Xiao Yi felt that he had become serious, and he was doing it right now. Discussing scientific issues with Lan Man, in theory, shouldn't this kind of drama should appear in the animal world!

"If you haven't cultivated to become a spirit, you will naturally spread pollen according to conventional methods. But if you become a spirit and then cultivate into a human form, it doesn't matter. We can do what you animals can do. And our vine-type fairies will be even better. Make good use of your own advantages!"

"My own advantages!" Xiao Yi couldn't help but rubbed his nose, and an erotic cartoon scene immediately appeared in his head.

It seems that there is a genre called tentacles for Hongkou cartoons!It seems that many tentacles like vines can appear on the villain inside to wrap around the heroine, and then hehehe!

In the end, he was so obsessed with lust, the corners of Xiao Yi's mouth actually dripped with crystal liquid, it's so obscene!

"Brother Xiao Yi, you are so amazing, your mouth can actually secrete mucus! We plants can't do it. Normally, the water in our body is very precious, and we won't let the water in our body be lost casually." !" Lan Man looked at Xiao Yi with admiration and said in an extremely serious manner.

Xiao Yi snorted and replied arrogantly: "What is this? You haven't seen anything more powerful. I can spray hundreds of millions of seeds in an instant! It's amazing!"

The ignorant Lan Man actually looked at Xiao Yi with even more admiration and said, "It's amazing, I can't do it anymore. I can spray hundreds of seeds at most now, brother Xiao Yi, you are the best!"

"Of course, haha, hehe!"