Cultivation plug-in

Xiao Yi couldn't help sighing, if you don't see it, you don't know how wonderful the world is!Unexpectedly, a little girl who wanted to study animals with her before now blushes in embarrassment when she sees two boa constrictors mating and mating!

In fact, Xiao Yi really didn't understand where did Lan Man discover the coolness of this matter?It stands to reason that even if the two boa constrictors have no dew point now, and they can't even see the place where they mate and mate, what's there to blush looking at like this?

Could it be said that Lan Man has been so high-end that she has read all the porn movies in the world and her heart is already crazy?Even if I am a senior nerd who has not yet reached this level, it is very abnormal for a little demon who has just transformed into a human being to be able to do this!

"I said, how did you see that people were doing things like that between husband and wife? I didn't see much. You are very experienced in this kind of thing?"

After asking this sentence, Xiao Yi regretted it. It was obviously easy to cause ambiguity when he asked this question, making it seem like Lan Man often did this kind of thing!

Lan Man nodded shyly and said: "When I was still a plant, I could often see these animals doing this kind of thing under me. After seeing it a lot, I will understand it!"

After listening to Lan Man's explanation, Xiao Yi vowed that if he had a girlfriend in the future, he would never take his girlfriend out to play field battles. Even if no one found out about this kind of thing, maybe a certain plant, animal, insect, etc. would become refined in a few years. Very troublesome!

"Brother Xiao Yi, let's leave. Isn't it embarrassing to see people doing this kind of thing!" Lan Man was very embarrassed, because Xiao Yi was still immobile. I don't know what to do!

Xiao Yi doesn't feel shy, he has a whole ton of porn stored in his computer, he can usually look at it when he eats as it helps his digestion, now what is it to look at the mating of boa constrictors?

Besides, this is not the kind of thing that is done between husband and wife. It is scientific research, okay? There was such a special topic in the animal world before.

Scientists often squat in the wild for months or even years in order to be able to capture the mating process of these animals.I heard that being able to record these processes can sell a lot of money!

As for those scientists who are still squatting in the wild and want to shoot this kind of scene, I'm sorry, you will not be a scientist by then, you will simply be a voyeur with a video camera, not as good as Teacher Chen!

After all, Mr. Chen uses a camera, so what do you say if you use a video camera?

"That's right, the husband and wife are having a baby, and you, a villain, are here to watch, so shameless!" Wanwan also ran out to join in the fun at some point, the way she looks at Xiao Yi now is like looking at a lump Like garbage!

Xiao Yi can just ignore Wanwan, after all, what qualifications does this person who has been touched by him several times a day have to say such things?But she had to give Lan Man an explanation, and she couldn't let Lan Man treat him as a prodigal son.

After thinking about it, Xiao Yi said: "I'm not interested in what they do, but I am interested in them!"

After saying this, Xiao Yi found that there was a terrified expression on Lan Man's face, and Xiao Yi knew that the other party must have misunderstood it.

"What I mean is that these two pythons are obviously old. If you can kill them, maybe there will be something good! Don't think about it!"

"Brother Xiao Yi, I listen to you for everything, and I didn't think about anything just now!" Lan Man explained with a red face.

Xiao Yi glanced at the other party with contempt and said, "It would be strange if I believed you, why are you blushing without thinking about it?"Refreshed?

Of course, now is not the time to despise Lan Man, everyone still has business to do.

Xiao Yi looked at the information in his hand and frowned and said: "Isn't it said that a boa constrictor can transform into a dragon after reaching a certain age! Think about it, if we fool these two boa constrictors, we will definitely be full of treasures." !"

Just now, Lan Man didn't think so. After all, the two of them have been in the valley for such a long time. The total number of pythons and poisonous snakes killed was not as high as before. In fact, these two are not bad.

But when Xiao Yi mentioned Lan Man in this way, he understood, these two pythons were not ordinary pythons, they were fat and oily pythons!

But looking at the two boa constrictors who were doing husband and wife exercises, she hesitated. She frowned and asked: "People are doing this kind of thing now, is it too much if we do it now? I always feel that we do this It hurts Tianhe! Maybe one of the boa constrictors has a baby now, one dead and two dead!"

Xiao Yi suddenly looked at Lan Man with new admiration, and Lan Man, a high-end idiom with two lives and one dead body, also knew that it was not easy!

In fact, he was thinking, if he did it now, it would not only be one dead body and two lives, maybe it would be two dead bodies and one life!

Xiao Yi opened his mouth and said: "You can't treat them as beings equal to us. After all, the creatures in this place are not from our world. As the saying goes, people who are not my race must have different hearts! Think about it, we are here So many snakes have been killed outside, if you really have a bad conscience, why didn’t you repent just now?”

After being analyzed so meticulously by Xiao Yi, Lan Man also felt that it was the same thing, but she didn't expect that now she has become a person whose hands are covered with blood. This is truly unforgivable!

All of a sudden, Lan Man's eyes were full of tears, and they were about to spill out!

Xiao Yi saw this, is it okay?Obviously, I was going to take advantage of the full moon to kill the following two adulterers, now Lan Man and this is about to start crying.

He immediately said: "Stop, stop, stop! The matter is not as serious as you imagined! Think about it, these two boa constrictors can live so big, how many unreasonable things they have done! Don't look at me like that, there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. Wrong! After all, boa constrictors eat meat, they are not vegetarians, think about how many small animals they will eat after living so long, we are doing justice for the heavens!"

Lan Man thought for a while and felt that Xiao Yi's words made a lot of sense! , What else can pythons eat if they don't eat meat?Why didn't I think of this myself!My body is a plant so I won't harm other creatures, but this doesn't mean that pythons can't!

"Brother Xiao Yi, what do you usually eat?" Lan Man suddenly turned around and asked this question!

Xiao Yi suddenly felt that Lan Man's eyes were filled with a lot of unfriendliness, and he quickly explained: "All I eat are instant noodles, which are the things you ate before!"

Xiao Yixin said that you also ate that thing, so can you come up and bite me?

"So God won't blame us for killing these two beasts?"

Xiao Yi nodded frantically and said: "That's right, that's the reason! We're doing justice for the sky, do you understand? Think about it, even if these two boa constrictors are small animals that haven't hurt too much, they can't walk normally. It will always hurt the flowers and plants, maybe there are a few vines under the body now!"

Upon hearing this, Lan Man suddenly became angry from her heart, and she looked at Xiao Yi with the Fa Jue in her hand and said: "Then what are you waiting for, let's go down and do justice for the sky! If you want to see this kind of thing If it's mating season, go to the field and it will be everywhere!"

These words made Xiao Yi choke enough, he thought to himself why he likes to watch this kind of thing, if he really likes to watch it, he needs to go out, just go to search Animal World!Besides, do you really think that a t in the hard disk is a decoration!

However, Xiao Yi, a country bumpkin who has never been in touch with computers and the Internet, can only patiently explain: "That's not what I mean. Look at these two pythons themselves, they are not so easy to mess with. Do you think they are like the snake before?" In the same way, we can chop melons and vegetables when we go up!"

In fact, Xiao Yi really wanted to tell Lan Man that these two pythons were bosses!But in that case, he would have to struggle to explain what kind of magical species the boss is, so why not just tell Lan Man that these two pythons are difficult to deal with!

After looking at the boa constrictor, Lan Man nodded shyly and said, "I'm sorry, brother Xiao Yi, I was impulsive. These two guys are really difficult to deal with, so what do you think we should do?"

Xiao Yi pinched his chin in an unfathomable way and thought for a long time before he said: "There is no good way now, naturally we can only wait!"

In fact, Xiao Yi was perfunctory to Lan Man, because he didn't think of any good solution now, so he had to wait!

This game is different from other games, you only have five chances to revive, one less time to use.Without being fully sure, Xiao Yi could only choose to wait, waiting for the other party to show some weakness before making a move!

5 minutes passed??????

10 minutes passed??????

An hour just passed by!

Except that he didn't come up with any good solution, Xiao Yi had to admire the male snake's stamina, seeing him still alive and well is really enviable, jealous and hateful!

No wonder it is said that the snake whip of a male snake will become a great tonic. What you eat will nourish you. Maybe if you eat too much, you will have the ability to pervert like a male snake!

"Brother Xiao Yi, what you mean by waiting is that you want to finish things after watching others?" Lan Man, who was sitting on the side playing with her hair, was full of distrust at this moment!

Xiao Yi felt embarrassed in his heart, he was indeed wronged!

But just as he was about to explain, something happened suddenly. The male snake, who had been in a lingering state just now, suddenly lay upright on the ground, watching his body shrinking at a speed visible to the naked eye!

Xiao Yi was shocked when he saw this situation!This is a bit against the sky, isn't it true that the male snake is full of blood when it is excited?If it shrinks at this speed, where will he find the snake whip?

Thinking of this, Xiao Yi picked up his weapon and rushed down, while still thinking to him in his heart: "Brother Snake, you must hold on! As a man, you can't just kill everyone!"