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Chapter 317 Cruel fart
In fact, Xiao Yi really wanted to tell Su Lan that she had completely failed in this battle. Although she thought in her heart that she would get Ning Yuruo drunk and then run over by herself, but in fact she fell first. She must be the next one, after all, Ning Yuruo came here first, and Su Lan didn't know how long she woke up until she went back to sleep.
"Okay, the two of us will be together for a long time. Go back to sleep first. If you don't sleep after drinking so much, you will have a headache." Xiao Yi, who coaxed and persuaded Su Lan, finally invited Su Lan back. The living room, but at this time, he had no sleepiness at all, so he simply didn't sleep and went directly into the game.
After re-entering the game, Wan Wan had already stood at the login screen and waited for Xiao Yi. Xiao Yi was actually very envious of Wan Wan. She was much better than humans just because she didn't need to sleep.
"How is the game update? Can I go in now?" Xiao Yi eyed Wanwan obsessively. Being able to grow up like this and put it on the current earth is definitely the type that will bring disaster to the country and the people.
"Yes master, the system has been updated, would you like to enter the game now?" Wanwan asked with a blank expression on her face.
Xiao Yi felt that something was wrong, when did Wanwan talk to him so politely, even though she was Xiao Yi's master in name, in fact Wanwan didn't have the slightest awareness of being a subordinate when she was in contact with Xiao Yi.
Are these words too official now, making it seem like Wanwan is seeing Xiao Yi for the first time, and she has no feelings at all, she is completely a robot designed by the system.
It is true that Xiao Yi himself admitted that Wanwan was originally a robot designed by the system, but this robot had flesh and blood and emotions before. Basically, Xiao Yi already regarded Wanwan as a normal person, and now he suddenly changed his attitude so that he Very uncomfortable.
"I said Wanwan, are you sure you have nothing wrong with you? Why do I feel that you are weird? Did this child eat something wrong today? Why did you talk to me with such an attitude? Did you have a stomachache and a fever?" said After seeing Xiao Yi, he stretched out his hand to Wanwan's forehead.
"While playing, I'm fine, but this time the system held a meeting saying that we who are sword spirits should look like sword spirits, and also recommended a model representative for us to learn from her, saying yes Afterwards, each of us was asked to write a [-]-word study report and hand it in. Do you think the system is old and confused?" Wanwan said indignantly.
Xiao Yi moved, and made a fuss for a long time. It's not Wanwan's anomaly, but the leader's abnormality. It turns out that this world is similar to the earth, as long as the leader gets nervous, the people below will work like lunatics.
"That's right, I also feel like this, I think you are fine now, I already regard you as my friend, if my friend becomes a robot, I think I will be very unhappy .Don’t pay attention to what the system said. He knows nothing. He must have never gotten along with others so he just took it for granted. I didn’t say it. Look at the nonsense plots and plots he designed. An inexplicable monster knows that the system must be unreliable!" Xiao Yi loudly expressed his support for Wanwan.
Wan Wan was instantly moved to tears and even forgot that Xiao Yi reached out to touch her without her permission, she looked at Xiao Yi gratefully and said: "Master, you are so kind, I am really I like you so much, it's my blessing to be able to follow you! How dare you blatantly speak ill of the system in this place for me."
"Of course, I have nothing to say. I'm a player, I'm an uncle! If it really pissed me off, I'd be passive and sabotage. Besides, in this place, the system will definitely not be able to hear you. What are you afraid of?"
Wanwan suddenly looked at Xiao Yi with a deadly look and said: "Master, you are making a big mistake if you think so, as long as you are in the game, no matter where you say bad things about the system, he can hear it." , after all, the game itself is the system, you are really brave, I hope the system will be in a good mood these two days and won't trouble you!"
Xiao Yi secretly looked around and asked in a low voice: "I just complained a few words casually, it can't be so serious, the system is so narrow-minded? What if he wants to trouble me? Just kill me instantly gone?"
"That's not the case. After all, it's illegal to kill you without any reason. Even the system itself can't do it. It was created by someone, but it must be to cause you some trouble." No problem, for example, increase the level of the monster you want to fight, arrange the skills abnormally, or don’t give you rewards when you finally kill the boss, even if you are rewarded, you won’t get it.”
Xiao Yi swallowed hard, he was not afraid of encountering a high-level boss, he was not afraid of his skills being too perverted, and he was not afraid of not being able to kill monsters, what he was most afraid of was finally talking about a very perverted boss. After the monsters were killed, they dropped the best equipment, but they couldn't get it. This is really disgusting!
"The system won't be so deceitful, so it won't allow people to play?" Xiao Yi asked nervously, blaming his mouth for being too broken, why are you talking about it?
"Ahem, why don't we talk about something else, how did the system tell you what to do in the future, what is the so-called representative who was elected by the system, and what did she do to be rejected by the system?" Praise as a role model?" Xiao Yi immediately changed the subject.
Talking about the elected representative Wanwan, she became furious for a while, she said with a nose that was not a nose and a face that was not a face: "What else can I look like, of course it is that kind of little woman, no matter what it is, I will accept it , Even if you are so sad in your heart that you have to put on a happy face to your master! And I think it’s more than that, God knows if she has provided some shameless special services for her master!"
Shameless special services, Xiao Yi was immediately dreamy after hearing this ranking, it was so desirable, to be honest, he also really wanted to accept some shameless special services.Thinking of these Xiao Yi really regretted what he said just now, frankly speaking, he actually prefers this kind of sword spirit.Isn't it a man's dream to be able to help by his side at ordinary times and warm his bed at night, otherwise why do so many bosses like little secretaries?
Of course, it is impossible to say such words, otherwise Wan Wan would not be crazy, Xiao Yi captured some other information from Wan Wan's words.
"Actually, I've always wanted to ask, are there still people from our world in this world? Otherwise, why are there so many sword spirits?"
Wanwan said angrily: "I don't know how many people from your world come here, but I know that basically every world has chosen ones from their world, and these chosen ones will have a sword spirit to guide them in the process. practice.
Of course, not every sword spirit exists in my form. You know that most of the reason why they are called sword spirits is because their bodies live in the sword, and they exist like computer programs like me. Still a minority. "
"The Chosen One? What is the Chosen One? I am the Chosen One? Why does the system specify that there is such a thing as the Chosen One?" Xiao Yi asked eagerly, always feeling that having such a title seems very powerful Look, will I be able to use gold fingers and other things in the future?
"Do you think I'm an encyclopedia? The chosen ones have been around for a long time. Before I showed up, there were already seniors with the chosen ones. It seems that people who are optimistic about the system will be chosen as The chosen ones are said to be able to help the system to a certain extent. You don’t need to think about such complicated things now, and you will naturally understand when you level up later.”
"It's really not cute at all. If I can talk to the system directly, I must replace you with a sword spirit who can provide me with special services. Other people's sword spirits live in the sword, isn't it the same as the one in the novel? Wouldn't it be cool if the same thing can be formed into a solid body in the end?" Xiao Yi gave full play to his unrestrained imagination and sketched out pictures that made people feel blushing.
"Okay, nothing else, let me enter the game, and tell me where the game is updated?" Xiao Yi couldn't wait to continue digging for treasures.
Wanwan let Xiao Yi enter the game with a wave of her hand, and her voice rang in Xiao Yi's ear: "There will be a reminder after entering the game at the updated place, I won't waste my time on this place, you can see for yourself! "
Opening his eyes again, Xiao Yi had already appeared in his room, and at the same time, there was a scroll in front of him, which should contain the so-called updated content.
"System prompt: Since the player opened the seal of the demons in the process of exploring the treasure, there will be many demons left in the world in the mainland in the battle of the gods. Therefore, the system decided to open the dungeon mode. Players can pass through the dungeon. Fight these demons to gain experience and rewards.
At the same time, each sect will also release sect missions. The inheritance of each sect will increase by one level. Each sect will have its own set of sects. This set can be exchanged at the sect exchange office with the contribution of the sect. This equipment belongs to the blue equipment level.
Because a large number of players have poured into the road of cultivating immortals, the family system of the road of cultivating immortals has been opened. The waiting players will meet people from the family in this world in the game, and they can get tasks from them. "
I have to say that there are quite a lot of things in this update, so that the road to immortality will become more and more like a real world.
Of course Xiao Yi doesn't want to discuss these things now, what he wants to discuss is why he opened the seal of the demon clan, he didn't have any impression at the beginning!
Xiao Yi asked confusedly: "Wanwan, what's going on? I don't remember what seal I broke back then!"
Wanwan looked at her fingernails and said calmly: "Of course you don't know, isn't it written that you didn't know it? The system explained to me that you farted in the underground labyrinth. This The fart blew the seal."
"So cruel? Are you sure a fart can destroy the seal?"
"Okay, the two of us will be together for a long time. Go back to sleep first. If you don't sleep after drinking so much, you will have a headache." Xiao Yi, who coaxed and persuaded Su Lan, finally invited Su Lan back. The living room, but at this time, he had no sleepiness at all, so he simply didn't sleep and went directly into the game.
After re-entering the game, Wan Wan had already stood at the login screen and waited for Xiao Yi. Xiao Yi was actually very envious of Wan Wan. She was much better than humans just because she didn't need to sleep.
"How is the game update? Can I go in now?" Xiao Yi eyed Wanwan obsessively. Being able to grow up like this and put it on the current earth is definitely the type that will bring disaster to the country and the people.
"Yes master, the system has been updated, would you like to enter the game now?" Wanwan asked with a blank expression on her face.
Xiao Yi felt that something was wrong, when did Wanwan talk to him so politely, even though she was Xiao Yi's master in name, in fact Wanwan didn't have the slightest awareness of being a subordinate when she was in contact with Xiao Yi.
Are these words too official now, making it seem like Wanwan is seeing Xiao Yi for the first time, and she has no feelings at all, she is completely a robot designed by the system.
It is true that Xiao Yi himself admitted that Wanwan was originally a robot designed by the system, but this robot had flesh and blood and emotions before. Basically, Xiao Yi already regarded Wanwan as a normal person, and now he suddenly changed his attitude so that he Very uncomfortable.
"I said Wanwan, are you sure you have nothing wrong with you? Why do I feel that you are weird? Did this child eat something wrong today? Why did you talk to me with such an attitude? Did you have a stomachache and a fever?" said After seeing Xiao Yi, he stretched out his hand to Wanwan's forehead.
"While playing, I'm fine, but this time the system held a meeting saying that we who are sword spirits should look like sword spirits, and also recommended a model representative for us to learn from her, saying yes Afterwards, each of us was asked to write a [-]-word study report and hand it in. Do you think the system is old and confused?" Wanwan said indignantly.
Xiao Yi moved, and made a fuss for a long time. It's not Wanwan's anomaly, but the leader's abnormality. It turns out that this world is similar to the earth, as long as the leader gets nervous, the people below will work like lunatics.
"That's right, I also feel like this, I think you are fine now, I already regard you as my friend, if my friend becomes a robot, I think I will be very unhappy .Don’t pay attention to what the system said. He knows nothing. He must have never gotten along with others so he just took it for granted. I didn’t say it. Look at the nonsense plots and plots he designed. An inexplicable monster knows that the system must be unreliable!" Xiao Yi loudly expressed his support for Wanwan.
Wan Wan was instantly moved to tears and even forgot that Xiao Yi reached out to touch her without her permission, she looked at Xiao Yi gratefully and said: "Master, you are so kind, I am really I like you so much, it's my blessing to be able to follow you! How dare you blatantly speak ill of the system in this place for me."
"Of course, I have nothing to say. I'm a player, I'm an uncle! If it really pissed me off, I'd be passive and sabotage. Besides, in this place, the system will definitely not be able to hear you. What are you afraid of?"
Wanwan suddenly looked at Xiao Yi with a deadly look and said: "Master, you are making a big mistake if you think so, as long as you are in the game, no matter where you say bad things about the system, he can hear it." , after all, the game itself is the system, you are really brave, I hope the system will be in a good mood these two days and won't trouble you!"
Xiao Yi secretly looked around and asked in a low voice: "I just complained a few words casually, it can't be so serious, the system is so narrow-minded? What if he wants to trouble me? Just kill me instantly gone?"
"That's not the case. After all, it's illegal to kill you without any reason. Even the system itself can't do it. It was created by someone, but it must be to cause you some trouble." No problem, for example, increase the level of the monster you want to fight, arrange the skills abnormally, or don’t give you rewards when you finally kill the boss, even if you are rewarded, you won’t get it.”
Xiao Yi swallowed hard, he was not afraid of encountering a high-level boss, he was not afraid of his skills being too perverted, and he was not afraid of not being able to kill monsters, what he was most afraid of was finally talking about a very perverted boss. After the monsters were killed, they dropped the best equipment, but they couldn't get it. This is really disgusting!
"The system won't be so deceitful, so it won't allow people to play?" Xiao Yi asked nervously, blaming his mouth for being too broken, why are you talking about it?
"Ahem, why don't we talk about something else, how did the system tell you what to do in the future, what is the so-called representative who was elected by the system, and what did she do to be rejected by the system?" Praise as a role model?" Xiao Yi immediately changed the subject.
Talking about the elected representative Wanwan, she became furious for a while, she said with a nose that was not a nose and a face that was not a face: "What else can I look like, of course it is that kind of little woman, no matter what it is, I will accept it , Even if you are so sad in your heart that you have to put on a happy face to your master! And I think it’s more than that, God knows if she has provided some shameless special services for her master!"
Shameless special services, Xiao Yi was immediately dreamy after hearing this ranking, it was so desirable, to be honest, he also really wanted to accept some shameless special services.Thinking of these Xiao Yi really regretted what he said just now, frankly speaking, he actually prefers this kind of sword spirit.Isn't it a man's dream to be able to help by his side at ordinary times and warm his bed at night, otherwise why do so many bosses like little secretaries?
Of course, it is impossible to say such words, otherwise Wan Wan would not be crazy, Xiao Yi captured some other information from Wan Wan's words.
"Actually, I've always wanted to ask, are there still people from our world in this world? Otherwise, why are there so many sword spirits?"
Wanwan said angrily: "I don't know how many people from your world come here, but I know that basically every world has chosen ones from their world, and these chosen ones will have a sword spirit to guide them in the process. practice.
Of course, not every sword spirit exists in my form. You know that most of the reason why they are called sword spirits is because their bodies live in the sword, and they exist like computer programs like me. Still a minority. "
"The Chosen One? What is the Chosen One? I am the Chosen One? Why does the system specify that there is such a thing as the Chosen One?" Xiao Yi asked eagerly, always feeling that having such a title seems very powerful Look, will I be able to use gold fingers and other things in the future?
"Do you think I'm an encyclopedia? The chosen ones have been around for a long time. Before I showed up, there were already seniors with the chosen ones. It seems that people who are optimistic about the system will be chosen as The chosen ones are said to be able to help the system to a certain extent. You don’t need to think about such complicated things now, and you will naturally understand when you level up later.”
"It's really not cute at all. If I can talk to the system directly, I must replace you with a sword spirit who can provide me with special services. Other people's sword spirits live in the sword, isn't it the same as the one in the novel? Wouldn't it be cool if the same thing can be formed into a solid body in the end?" Xiao Yi gave full play to his unrestrained imagination and sketched out pictures that made people feel blushing.
"Okay, nothing else, let me enter the game, and tell me where the game is updated?" Xiao Yi couldn't wait to continue digging for treasures.
Wanwan let Xiao Yi enter the game with a wave of her hand, and her voice rang in Xiao Yi's ear: "There will be a reminder after entering the game at the updated place, I won't waste my time on this place, you can see for yourself! "
Opening his eyes again, Xiao Yi had already appeared in his room, and at the same time, there was a scroll in front of him, which should contain the so-called updated content.
"System prompt: Since the player opened the seal of the demons in the process of exploring the treasure, there will be many demons left in the world in the mainland in the battle of the gods. Therefore, the system decided to open the dungeon mode. Players can pass through the dungeon. Fight these demons to gain experience and rewards.
At the same time, each sect will also release sect missions. The inheritance of each sect will increase by one level. Each sect will have its own set of sects. This set can be exchanged at the sect exchange office with the contribution of the sect. This equipment belongs to the blue equipment level.
Because a large number of players have poured into the road of cultivating immortals, the family system of the road of cultivating immortals has been opened. The waiting players will meet people from the family in this world in the game, and they can get tasks from them. "
I have to say that there are quite a lot of things in this update, so that the road to immortality will become more and more like a real world.
Of course Xiao Yi doesn't want to discuss these things now, what he wants to discuss is why he opened the seal of the demon clan, he didn't have any impression at the beginning!
Xiao Yi asked confusedly: "Wanwan, what's going on? I don't remember what seal I broke back then!"
Wanwan looked at her fingernails and said calmly: "Of course you don't know, isn't it written that you didn't know it? The system explained to me that you farted in the underground labyrinth. This The fart blew the seal."
"So cruel? Are you sure a fart can destroy the seal?"
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