Cultivation plug-in

In the middle of the night, Xiao Yi sneaked into the girls' dormitory to steal underwear. This kind of thing is a very scary thing. Those who burglarize actually have a big heart, at least Xiao Yi thinks so of.

Imagine that in a dark room suddenly there is a person standing behind you wearing white pajamas that drags down to your feet, waiting for you with a bright dagger in his hand, what a terrible thing this is.

Xiao Yi didn't know how others felt, anyway, he was scared to pee by this weird atmosphere immediately!

"Is it fun!" The long-haired girl with a dagger approached Xiao Yi step by step while repeating what she just said, which doubled the pressure in Xiao Yi's heart!

In an instant, such horror movies as Sadako, Grudge, Ghost Doll, etc. all appeared in Xiao Yi's mind. to see this kind of thing?

It's better now, because he had such an impression in his heart, so when he saw the opponent, what Xiao Yi thought about was not how to fight, but whether he could run out before the opponent crawled in front of him!

"Who are you and what is the purpose of coming here!" The opponent finally approached Xiao Yi, and asked with the gleaming dagger dangling in his hand. At this time, Xiao Yi had already entered the opponent's attack range, and the opponent could launch an attack at any time.

In fact, Xiao Yi thinks it's not very professional for a girl to do this. If he finds someone sneaking into the house, the first thing to do is not to ask the other party about these things, but to beat the other party down immediately. .

But since the other party had already asked Xiao Yi, he couldn't help but answer, which made him very rude. He always felt that even if he was a thief, he still had to be a polite thief.

"Who am I, girl, do you really not see it or are you pretending to be stupid? Brother, I am obviously a thief! If you are sensible, just take out your valuables, and I won't embarrass you, brother, I I just don't want to hurt people!" Because Xiao Yi has always turned his back to the window, so the moonlight is blocked by his body, and the people in the room can't see Xiao Yi's appearance clearly at all, which is why he dares to talk to the other party in this place The reason for the gossip.

"I think you, a thief, must not have a high IQ. How much money do we students have, and you actually came to the school to steal things? What do you think?" The girl's long hair was in front of her from beginning to end. , which made Xiao Yi unable to see the other party's appearance clearly.

"You don't understand now. Although you students don't have a lot of money, at least it's safer to come to you to steal things, and the possibility of being caught is very low. Even if you find out now, I'm not the same confident Well, risks are always directly proportional to benefits, I am very clear about this." Xiao Yi said confidently.

"Do you think the risk is very small? I don't think so. What if I suddenly yelled at this time? You must know that there are still a lot of people upstairs. Although everyone is girls, so many girls You won't be able to deal with it then!" the girl threatened.

Xiao Yi shook his fingers and replied with a relaxed face: "No, no, you must not do anything stupid. Although you have a dagger in your hand, I can guarantee that I will kill you the moment you make a sound. I can subdue you! And if you give me money now, it won't hurt you. If you don't know the time, I'm afraid I will do something bad to you! You know, I'm a man, You are a woman, if something unpleasant happens, it must be you who will suffer, of course, maybe you will find it very pleasant!"

"Are you threatening me?" From the girl's voice, it could be heard that she should be very angry now!

"Of course you can think so, but I prefer you to take it as a kind reminder." In short, Xiao Yi is very calm now, a girl holding a dagger is still a girl, although the shape is a bit scary, but Xiao Yi is sure to clean up Losing the opponent is a matter of minutes.

"Perhaps I should remind you that you may have really come in to steal at the beginning. At that time, even if you were arrested, the sentencing would not be very heavy. But now your behavior has constituted robbery. If you If you insist on going your own way, I'm afraid you'll end up in prison!" This cold voice, combined with this rational analysis, really looks like a female judge.

"Tsk tsk tsk, you are indeed a student of the law department. If you say this with reason and evidence, those who don't know think that I have been arrested and sentenced! But I said, sister, are you living a two-dimensional life? What you said is correct, but the prerequisite is that I will be arrested, if I can't be arrested, then everything will be in vain!" Xiao Yi couldn't help but mocked, although he knew it was meaningless to talk to the other party in this place, And it will also increase the possibility of being arrested, but Xiao Yi just couldn't help but want to say a few words, maybe it's because the girl's confident appearance makes him very unhappy!

Originally, as a girl, when I found out that someone broke into my dormitory at night, my first reaction was not to hold this dagger in this place and chat with the other party rationally, but to be full of sensibility, curl up on the bed and make a loud noise The scream is right!

"Then I also want to tell you that I'm sure I don't live in Two-dimensional. Since I chose the major of the law department, it shows that I am very rational. By the way, since you know that I am a person from the law department From this point of view, it means that you must be a student of our school, right!"

Xiao Yi immediately felt that his back was sweating. The other party knew that he was a student of the school with only so few reminders. I have to say that the other party's logical reasoning ability is very strong, which is comparable to that of an island country cartoon. A perverted primary school student with a small needle.

"Shouldn't I be talking nonsense with the other party in this place? If this continues, the other party will know more sooner or later!" Xiao Yi suddenly felt that he had lost his mind.

"What's the matter, could it be that I was right? You don't want to kill someone to silence you right now?" The girl's voice was full of provocation, as if she had seen through Xiao Yi and everything was under her control. Among them, even if Xiao Yi really killed people to silence him at this time, the girl won!

Xiao Yiqian laughed twice and said: "How is it possible? I actually guessed. Aren't the people living upstairs above you all students of the law department? That's why I said you are a student of the law department."

"It's not like this. It's not just the law department that lives upstairs. The arrangement of the dormitory is very messy. You can tell me that I am a student of the law department. Obviously, you have inquired about it in advance. Think about it again. There are many dormitories but you choose our dormitory, which means that you came prepared.

I think you are not an ordinary thief, what is your purpose, what is your purpose?It's impossible to just want to come in and steal things! "

Of course Xiao Yi couldn't admit this kind of thing, he couldn't tell the other party that he came in to steal underwear, right? Although the truth was like this, it would be too embarrassing to say this kind of thing.Compared with the underwear maniac, Xiao Yi would rather make himself a thief.

"I said, girl, I actually came in to steal things. You should honestly give me something and let me take it away. You also know that in our business, thieves don't leave empty space. No matter what There is always something left behind!

I promise I'll leave immediately after I get my things, you can give me anything you want!As long as I don't let this hand be empty, and you see, I've been chatting with you in this place for so long, it's not too much to give me something as a labor fee or something! "Speaking, Xiao Yi lost his mind.

But the other girl doesn't like this at all. She looked at her dagger calmly and said: "Fake it, you can continue to pretend to me! Actually, I don't even know when you came up, because I always Didn't even hear your heartbeat!

There are only two reasons for this. One is that you don't have a heartbeat at all, which is of course impossible.The second reason is that your breathing is quite long, so you can lower the frequency of your heartbeat to a minimum, and even synchronize with our heartbeat. No matter what it is, it shows that you are a master, an absolute master!

If it weren't for the people below talking to you suddenly, I wouldn't have found you at all. Of course, I don't think that a master like you just ran in to steal a pair of underwear as he said!Because if a master like you wants this kind of thing, it is everywhere, so why bother to come here to steal it!

So let's open the skylight and tell the truth, who sent you here, and what is the purpose of coming here! "

Xiao Yi had already sprayed Ou Zihao's scolding blood in his heart. He disturbed a good thing and now it was exposed. Originally, Xiao Yi could have stolen his underwear and left calmly.

In addition, Xiao Yi thinks that this girl takes herself too seriously?

In the end, Xiao Yi was still in the mood to complain in his heart: "I also feel that a master like me is actually going to steal things like underwear, why don't you ask that damned system why it would give me one?" Such a job transfer task?"

After shaking his head, Xiao Yi said angrily: "Sister, I don't know what you are talking about at all, so please give me something sweet, you see, do you give me something valuable yourself or do it yourself? take?"

The girl finally raised her head at this time, she stared at Xiao Yi with cold eyes and said: "Well, since you don't want to say it yourself, I can only make you tell the truth!"

"Oh, I'm sorry, good people can't do it, otherwise everyone will want to come up and step on you, come on, let's try it, and see who kills who today!"