Cultivation plug-in

"Take off your pants? I said, can we stop making this kind of joke? It has nothing to do with helping me take off my pants. I said, student Duanmu, you are a serious girl in my heart, so you can't do anything foolish." Besides, there are so many people outside, even if you want to mess around, can you make an appointment?" Xiao Yi looked at Duanmu Ling who was holding a bottle in his hand, and he was completely stupid. When did Duanmu Ling open up like this? It's almost the same on Hao Meimei's body.

Duanmuling blushed and spat: "What are you talking about, I want some of your boys to pee, who wants to do that kind of messy thing with you, I really want to do that kind of thing and go out to find Ning Go Yuruo!"

"You can't say that. Ruo Ruo and I are innocent. Who told you not to make it clear? It's easy for me to misunderstand you if you just ask me to take off my pants! And ah, this kind of thing Why don't you just take me to the bathroom, take me to your bedroom, what do you want me to think?"

When Xiao Yi said this, he was confident. He felt that what he said was right. Fortunately, his concentration was good. If it was an ordinary young man, he would have been misled by Duanmu Ling.

"There is a toilet in my room! Well, don't talk about it, it's really embarrassing, you hurry up and give me some of your boy's urine!" Duanmu Ling said impatiently.

Xiao Yi hesitated, the righteous man just now had disappeared.

If Duanmu Ling wanted his blood, Xiao Yi would definitely stretch out her arms up to draw as much blood as she wanted without hesitation.

But things like boy urine are embarrassing, boy urine is also urine, even if you add the word boy, it can’t make it look so high-end and foreign, isn’t it urine if you add the word boy in front of it? up?

Don't say it's a boy's urine, you just add the name of Sanlu milk powder to melamine, isn't it still the same melamine?

When he thought that he was going to fill a big bottle with his urine and give it to a girl who was not very close to him, Xiao Yi felt that he was too perverted. He really couldn't do such a perverted thing!

"What are you still doing, there is no stock now? Would you like me to help you get two glasses of water or something?"

Duanmuling held a bottle in her hand and kept gesticulating towards Xiao Yi, not to mention that Xiao Yi really felt something when looking at the bottle.

He could only smile awkwardly and said: "I said classmate Duanmu Ling, why don't you forget it, I think my blood is enough, why bother with these things, it's disgusting, you are a girl It's better not to move!"

"Student Duanmuling, I felt awkward when I heard it. Didn't I tell you to call me Lingling last time? Didn't I just do it just in case. You have to know that you can't draw much blood from people's fingers Well, this thing can only be used as a trump card, and it is impossible to use it on a large scale. Even if you pierce both of your fingers, it won't do much.

But boy pee is different. As long as you are willing, we can just splash each other with boy urine. There is no problem.

Originally, I wanted to use black dog blood or chicken blood instead, but where do you want me to find a black dog in such a short time?And I have to kill and let bloodletting, I have never done this kind of thing, and I will not do it. "

"I'll look for it, and I'll kill it, okay?"

"No, dogs are our human friends, I will not allow you to do this, and I will not allow killing other creatures to save people!" Duanmu Ling's attitude was very firm.

"Yeah, that's why you recognized me, right? There's nothing wrong with cooperating with me to embarrass myself, right?" Xiao Yi was very upset.

"Brother Xiao Yi, don't be so stingy. I just want to borrow some of your boy's urine for use. It's not a big deal. You go to meet and release the water yourself. I promise I won't be there to visit!"

"Oh, if you want to visit, I have to agree. Besides, if I agree, you dare to visit! Forget it, as long as it can save Ou Zihao's life, I don't care. Who made us two friends? , I feel that I am too generous! How much do you plan to ask for?" Xiao Yi finally let go.

"Needless to say, naturally you want as much as you have. From now until the other party comes over tonight, as long as you have it, give it to me!"

"Is it necessary to use so much?"

"Of course, this kind of thing is a consumable. Naturally, the more the better, even if you don't need it, it's okay, I can save it!"

"Ahem, I heard you right, you just said that you plan to collect it?" Xiao Yi suddenly felt that his whole body was icy cold, perhaps it was a more terrifying existence than the walking dead Duanmu Ling who would appear in a while. What kind of special hobby?

Duanmu Ling also understood why Xiao Yi acted so shocking, she blushed again and said, "You are really annoying, I didn't mean that, don't you understand, this thing has no shelf life, and I'm not I can touch you, if I can save a little and use it directly when I want to use it next time."

"Ahem, actually, Lingling, although there are relatively few virgins my age in this world, it's not that there are no virgins. As long as you are willing, you can always find them. Why do you pay so much attention to these things?"

Duanmu Ling actually licked her lips and said: "You don't understand, you are a martial arts practitioner, so you have a particularly strong masculinity, so no matter what you have on your body, it is more effective against demons and ghosts than ordinary people. good!

So your boo boo is simply a treasure in the eyes of others, what if they like your boo boo so much?I feel like I can't do anything without your boo boo!

I've explained it clearly enough, you go to the toilet quickly! "After speaking, Duanmuling pushed Xiao Yi into the toilet with a push and a drag.

Although Duanmu Ling should be praising Xiao Yi from the perspective of vocabulary, but he always felt that something was weird, he always felt that he was with a big pervert.

But Duanmu Ling had already said so much, if she still didn't urinate, it would be inappropriate, so Xiao Yi saw that he had no other choice but gritted his teeth and took out his penis and aimed it at the spout of the pot.

After finishing the treatment, Xiao Yi shyly took the small bottle and came to Duanmu Ling, and shyly stuffed the bottle to the other party.

Duanmu Ling looked at the contents of the bottle and nodded in satisfaction, "It's not bad, the color is very good, I can even feel the masculinity coming out through the bottle. The only regret is that I got a little angry, Remember to drink water frequently in the future.”

Xiao Yi didn't even know how he should answer this kind of question, he always felt that it was too perverted, could this be Duanmu Ling's family's occupational disease, if this was the case, it would be so painful for those who married their family!

"Pack up your things first, and study it later. Let's talk about how much you care about me now. I have already paid so much?"

Since it happened, let it happen. Xiao Yi is a free and easy person, and he won't get entangled in such small things. Anyway, only the two of them know about it. Some things are not shameful as long as not many people know about them. matter.

Duanmuling said solemnly: "Of course I am sure, but I dare not guarantee it. I have said that it is up to people to make things happen. I have done everything I can. I have the final say.

But Xiao Yi, don't worry, although this is the first time I've dealt with this kind of thing, I've already memorized the basic procedures, so as long as there are no accidents and follow the procedures, basically things won't change much. "

It's over, after hearing these words, Xiao Yi felt his whole body turned cold, and he didn't even notice that Duanmu Ling's name for him had changed.

Duanmuling's talk of being so lively after a long time of fuss was all nonsense. Although she had a theory, it was the first time she had actually fought.

Xiao Yi felt that it was not a reliable thing to hand over his own life and Ou Zihao's life to Duanmu Ling.

This thing is not for playing games, the other party will not follow you step by step, who knows if something will happen at the critical moment.What should I do if there is an emergency? Will Duanmuling, who has no actual combat experience, be dumbfounded by then?

"Don't, girl, I've already dedicated myself so much. Why do you still say that? Shouldn't we just use a devastating offensive to defeat the enemy? Is it because you don't have enough urine? If it's not enough, you can just talk. I made it for you!"

Duanmu Ling shook her head and said: "Sometimes the accumulation of quantity does not necessarily lead to a qualitative leap. It is indeed beneficial to have more boy urine, but it cannot be the ultimate weapon to decide this battle. Of course, if Xiao If you are willing to help, Yi, it is naturally easy to say."

"You see, you're out of touch now. When I came in just now, I said that if there is anything I can help, you can just say it. I can even contribute blood, and there is anything I can't contribute!"

"Really? Originally, I didn't want to talk about this kind of thing, because it would be a bit embarrassing to say it, but since you agree, brother Xiao Yi, then I will say it!"

Xiao Yixin said that you are so irritating, you even want my hush, what can't you say?

"If you want to be safe, I need a little bit of your yang essence, brother Xiao Yi, which is another kind of liquid that flows out of your penis. So I said it's embarrassing, and when collecting yang essence, I have to cooperate with it myself It’s a set of minds passed down from our family, otherwise it’s useless if it comes out.”

Although the expression on Duanmu Ling's face was very serious when she spoke, she seemed to be talking about serious things, but her skin color, which was so red to the point of her neck, completely betrayed her.

"Ahem, you mean you want to help me masturbate?" Xiao Yi suddenly pointed out the crux of the problem.