Cultivation plug-in

Xiao Yi felt that he was insulted, well, that's how he felt.

If it is forced to say that what Tai Shirou said is not an insult, then the words are not accurate, Xiao Yi is actually very concerned about how the so-called "play" word Tai Shirou summed it up?

First of all, Xiao Yi would like to make a statement that he touched Tai Shirou's breasts, which was completely caused by irresistible factors. The ancients said that they only know the pursuit of etiquette, justice, integrity and shame when they are full. That is to say, people can only pay attention to these things after they survive .

So at that time when his life was extremely threatened, Xiao Yi's first thought was how he could survive, instead of thinking about whether he was taking advantage of Tai Shirou.

Secondly, taking advantage of this kind of thing is a subjective thing. First of all, you have to have an idea in your mind that you want to take advantage of other girls, and then you will have the next specific action.Anyway, Xiao Yi felt that if he took advantage of a girl before he had this idea, it couldn't be called taking advantage of her.

Finally, let's talk about the word play. In Xiao Yi's concept, the so-called play definitely does not mean holding on to something and not moving. It is called stalemate and should not be called play.If you have to say something about play, the first reaction in Xiao Yi's mind is a series of words full of beautiful feelings like "playing" and "kneading", so he said that he was holding Tai Shirou's chest Being still isn't playing at all.

Therefore, Xiao Yi felt that he had been greatly insulted, his personality had been deeply doubted by others, and his image had been slandered by others, which made him feel very painful.

Thinking of this, Xiao Yi reluctantly let go of Tai Shirou's chest and said solemnly: "I'm sorry to make you ugly, but I definitely didn't mean it, and I think the word "play" you said is very inaccurate, This is not only an insult to me, but also irresponsible to yourself.

In short, I hope that in order for us to get along better in the future, you'd better review in the room the trouble you caused to the two of us just now because of your improper use of words. I won't bother you so that you can review properly ! "

After finishing speaking, Xiao Yi turned around and left without any hesitation, just kidding, he took advantage of it and didn't leave quickly to stay in this place and wait for something, did he really wait until Tai Shi Rou's anger accumulated to a peak and kill him in seconds?

Xiao Yi is very aware of the lethality of the eight postures of drunken immortals, even if Tai Shirou is not very proficient in mastering them now, Xiao Yi doesn't want to feel them with his own body.

But as soon as Xiao Yi turned around, Tai Shirou hugged his waist tightly from behind, and then Tai Shirou said to Xiao Yi in a choked voice: "How could you be like this, how could you be so ruthless, how could you finish this kind of thing?" Turn around and leave, can't you care a little bit about my feelings?"

In fact, Xiao Yi has always felt that his values ​​are not in harmony with this world and the world, and he still prefers to communicate with girls on the earth.

If such a situation happened between Ning Yuruo and Ning Yuruo, how could Ning Yuruo hug his waist from behind and beg so affectionately, as if Xiao Yi was planning to abandon him from beginning to end?Maybe Goddess Ning was already furious and took it out. I don't know if it was Gatling who brought it privately from her father's arsenal and beat Xiao Yi to pieces.

If encountering this situation, Xiao Yi knew exactly how to solve it, just turn around and send the opponent to an alien planet with the rising dragon fist.

But now how do you deal with the girl hugging your waist affectionately and telling you not to leave? Now if you just use a rising dragon fist to knock the girl away, you might be misunderstood as gay by others.

So Xiao Yi could only helplessly turn around and look at Tai Shirou and said: "Don't be like this, why don't I apologize for what happened to me just now, don't cry!"

"How can I not cry, I am a good big girl with yellow flowers who was hugged, hugged and touched by you, and now you don't admit it after eating and wiping it up, how can you make me not feel sad, how can you In this way, in your heart, am I the kind of person who comes and goes when called?"

Xiao Yi suddenly felt that this line was so familiar, especially the line about the big girl hugging and hugging, it seemed familiar.

"Ahem, didn't you say that this is all a misunderstanding, anyway, put your clothes on first, and then I will turn on the light to help you see if there are any mice, can you tell me?"

Tai Shirou just didn't want to let go, she hugged Xiao Yi tightly for fear that he would run away, and then said in a low voice: "The two of us are making such a fuss here, even if there is a mouse, it has already run away. You first Sit down, let's talk, I'm scared alone at night."

In an instant, Xiao Yi felt that the atmosphere was not right, and Tai Shirou's state was also not right. Tai Shirou, who just wished to have his cramps skinned, now spoke as if his wife was going to tell her husband.

"Ahem, since there are no mice, I'd better go back. The lights are still turned off in the room at night. If others find out that I'm with you, they will gossip." Xiao Yi is very clear that he has a girlfriend now No, I can't be sorry to Mo Qiaoqiao and Su Lan.

"What are you afraid of? I won't eat you. Besides, as long as you don't tell me, no one will know. Look, you're sweating. Sit down and I'll wipe it off for you!"

If Xiao Yi still suspected that there was something wrong with Tai Shirou just now, now he can be sure that there is really something wrong with Tai Shirou. This is similar to the lines in Journey to the West that the female goblin would say to seduce Tang Seng. Could it be that this Tai Shirou Also goblins become?

After thinking about it, Xiao Yi said, "I'd better go!"

"How dare you, I haven't made it clear what happened just now. If you dare to leave, I will immediately yell that you bully me. Let's see what others will say then!"

After Xiao Yixin finished speaking, this is the so-called one misstep that will cause eternal hatred. I am afraid that I really can't just leave casually today.

After Xiao Yi sat down, Tai Shi Rou took the initiative to lean over and said, "Brother Xiao Yi, have you always been with your master before, have you never come out?"

"What are you talking about, shouldn't we resolve the misunderstanding just now?" Xiao Yi was still very wary of Tai Shirou's behavior of wanting to pry into his details.

Tai Shirou pushed Xiao Yi and said: "You are so annoying, we two have been together for so long, I know it was a misunderstanding just now, and such misunderstandings are inevitable, you see, I didn't take the initiative to care about you and you said these things What are you doing, I am a girl after all, with a thin skin."

"Okay, since you don't care about it, I'll go back to sleep now, and I'll tell you, Rourou, you really understand the righteousness!" Forgive me and Xiao Yi wanted to leave.

"Stop! Of course I don't have to worry about it. The premise is that you stay in this place and talk to me. I don't care about you taking advantage of me. Is it okay for you to stay and talk to me?"

"Yes, why would I say no, as long as you don't care about it? Tell me, what shall we say?" Xiao Yiyou sat on the court again. Although he always felt that the atmosphere in the room was not right, he felt that There shouldn't be any major problems.

"Tell me first that you really have been with your master all the time and don't know much about the outside world?" Tai Shirou asked again.

"Of course, if you meet me who just left the master, you will know that I really know very little about this world."

"So you really don't know where the Double Cultivation Building is and how you should rest on weekends?" After hearing Xiao Yi's answer, Tai Shi Rou was immediately excited.

Xiao Yi nodded again and said: "I really don't know. Although my master mentioned double cultivation before, he didn't elaborate on it. If you didn't talk about double cultivation building today, I wouldn't even know there is such a thing as double cultivation. existence of such a thing."

"So you've never touched a girl before?" Tai Shirou's voice unconsciously showed a trembling taste.

"That's not true, didn't I touch you just now!"

"Oh, that's not what I meant. Forget it. Anyway, I can't explain it clearly. Just say, did you hug other girls before you met me, and you didn't wear any clothes!" Excited Tai Shirou at this time I don't plan to worry about the language anymore, so let's be straightforward.

Although the black light was in the dark, Xiao Yi still took a look at Tai Shirou and said: "Excuse me, Rourou, how many girls do you think would be so bold to let me hug without clothes? Although I know about the relationship between men and women Not many, but anyway, I also know the reason why men and women should not kiss each other."

No matter how direct Tai Shirou was, she couldn't stand Xiao Yi's direct teasing. She also knew that the behavior of letting Xiao Yi hug her tonight was a bit mean, but wasn't that an accident.

"Is that an accident? If there is no such accident, do you think you will easily hug me!"

"You said it was an accident, so do you think the chance of this kind of accident happening is very high! I really want to be able to hug girls like this every day, but others don't give me the chance!"

Tai Shirou felt relieved when asked here, it seems that Xiao Yi is really a beginner, he has no experience between men and women at all.Immediately, Tai Shi Rou felt as happy as eating honey. In the world of comprehension these days, there are not many boys like Xiao Yi who have grown up and never touched a woman.

Otherwise, the world is unfair to women. Men can spend time outside and even have three wives and four concubines at home, while women can only guard their husbands obediently.

Men can mess around outside before they get married, and they can call it romantic and unrestrained, but women must be honest and stay in their boudoirs.

Many of Tai Shirou's girlfriends have already found their Taoist partners, and the men those girlfriends found are also familiar to Tai Shirou, and none of them were honest before they got married.At the beginning, Tai Shirou thought that one day if he wanted to find a Taoist companion, he must find an honest one who had never messed around outside. Now that there is such a one in front of her, how can she be unhappy?

Thinking of this, Tai Shi Rou shyly leaned to Xiao Yi's side and said, "Hey, Brother Xiao Yi, let me teach you double cultivation."