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Chapter 45 Self-defense with scissors

Emma, ​​Xiao Yi said that there was something that he really wanted to forget before, and after a long time of trouble, it turned out to be the case!

Of course, it shouldn't be such a calm expression now.The goddess just said she trusted him, and now she has the goddess's underwear hidden in her pocket.

Let's just say that killing someone in this incident is a trivial matter, the main reason is that Xiao Yi feels that he can't afford to lose that person, how dark he is, that he would do such a thing!

When he first did it, he didn't think so much. Now that something happened, he regretted it. It seems that he is still young, and he has no experience in many things. Before, he shouldn't hide his underwear on his body. Well, anyway, it was already confirmed that Ning Yuruo would not come back, as long as it was in this house, it was all her own?

It's good now, it's like I'm carrying a time bomb on my body, it's not good to keep hiding it out, it's embarrassing!

Of course, this kind of thing must not be admitted, who would tell people honestly, yes, your underwear is here with me, I saw those two things are very beautiful, so I want to keep them.You see, anyway, you still have so many underwear and underwear, so it’s okay to give me two of them. Are you right about the relationship between the two of us?

"Ah? What about underwear, how would I know?" Xiao Yi looked up with a puzzled expression on his face and answered Ning Yuruo. After saying this, he immediately lowered his head and continued eating. He was afraid of himself. There is an unnatural expression on his face for others to see.

Ning Yuruo angrily rushed back to Xiao Yi, snatched the chopsticks from his hand, and said seriously: "I put it in the bathroom that day, why did I find that it was gone when I went there today?! There is a It's just you, if you didn't do it, wouldn't your underwear grow legs and run away by yourself?"

"Ahem, who knows, maybe there really is such a supernatural event."

"Don't quarrel with me, don't you think this kind of thing is terrible! Let me tell you, if you return the things to me now, I can pretend that nothing happened. I can understand that you boys are very concerned about women's bodies. I'm more interested, it's nothing, it's normal. Be good, return the things to my sister, and then my sister won't say anything about you!"

Seeing Ning Yuruo's kind expression, Xiao Yi almost couldn't hold back his things from his body.

But when he saw the flash of light in Ning Yuruo's eyes from time to time, he knew that he couldn't do this. If he really believed in this woman, he would die without a place to die today!Think about it with your knees and know that there is no way to forgive this kind of thing!

"I really didn't take it, so don't embarrass me. Think about it, did you forget where you put it?" Xiao Yi decided to be stubborn to the end!

Looking at it now, if you admit this matter, not only will it not be of any benefit, but it will also bring you a fatal disaster, but if you don't admit it, it is obvious that Ning Yuruo can't do anything to him without evidence, and he still It is obvious what to do if you can get two collectibles for nothing!

Sure enough, the meaning of life lies in nonsense??????

Seeing the firm expression on Xiao Yi's face, Ning Yuruo suddenly felt a sense of powerlessness. In fact, Xiao Yi was the only one in this family. He must have done this. This was also the first time Ning Yuruo rushed Come out to question Xiao Yi's reason.

But now there is no evidence, Ning Yuruo can't find any stolen goods, Xiao Yi really has no way to carry her like this.

And thinking of those close-fitting clothes that Xiao Yi might have held in his hands for a long time before, Ning Yuruo's face felt hot!

After thinking for a while, she suddenly smiled charmingly and said to Xiao Yi: "Brother Xiao Yi, you can return the things to others. They will know that you must have taken them. See if this works. I just bought those two things. Take it off your body, it's not clean! If you really like it, I'll give you two new ones now?"

"I just like the ones I just replaced, ahem, I mean I really didn't take the things, and I'm not interested in those things of yours, so what, if you continue to pester me like this, I will take them away It's considered sexual harassment!"

For the first time in his life, Xiao Yi felt how happy he was to live in a legalized society. Even when he did something bad, he could still have the law to guarantee his basic rights and interests!

Looking at the dead pig in front of her, Ning Yuruo gritted her teeth and said, "Okay! If you are cruel, then you can keep it as a souvenir!" After she finished speaking, she went back to her room angrily.

"Look at you, you said I didn't take it, really! It made me look like a panty maniac! Girls nowadays are too impetuous to do things! By the way, what are you doing, you take a hammer What are you doing, let's have a good talk" Seeing Ning Yuruo who found a hammer from somewhere in the room, Xiao Yi's face was horrified, it's not worth killing people for two gadgets!

Ning Yuruo looked at Xiao Yi very unhappy and said: "What else can I do, of course I have to change the door lock. I don't want someone sneaking into my room and stealing my clothes when I'm sleeping at night!"

Hearing this, Xiao Yi was so embarrassed that he felt ashamed, now he has really become a panty maniac in others' hearts, this is not good.

"If you really sneaked into your room, who would take any underwear? Am I stupid? Then I'll just attack you!" Xiao Yi murmured softly. Of course, such words cannot be tolerated. Ning Yuruo heard it.

"Then what, you really wronged me. I don't think it's good. You see, I didn't do this kind of thing. Why should I be suspected by you for no reason? You have stabbed my fragile heart so deeply. By the way, you are not Do you have the habit of sleepwalking, who knows if you put things in other places when you sleepwalked before, I suggest you should look for it!"

Xiao Yi felt that he should not be called Xiao Yi in the future, and he should just change his name to Witty Young Lord. He could even think of the possibility of such nonsense, invincible!

But the effect is very good. After hearing these words, Ning Yuruo hesitated for a while. She also knew that she had the habit of sleepwalking, and sometimes she really put things in other places.

But after hesitating for a while, Ning Yuruo waved the hammer in her hand again, and looked at Xiao Yi with contempt and said: "Then I also want to change the door lock, I am worried about you now!"

This is unbearable, Xiao Yixin said if you are worried about me, why do you live in this place?Your house is so big, besides, although the two of us have been together for three years, we have only recently begun to understand each other!

But no matter what, the underwear crisis seems to be over now, looking at Ning Yuruo's appearance, it seems that she is not very sure about this matter now, that's good!

Xiao Yi decided to find some time tonight to put Ning Yuruo's underwear in a random place. After a while, Ning Yuruo might find out, and then the matter would be solved perfectly.

"I'll go! I'm such a fucking genius, it really takes a high IQ to do this kind of thing!"

But it seems that Ning Yuruo's desire to change the door lock is doomed. Of course, this will not affect Xiao Yi himself. At the beginning, he didn't think about sneaking into someone's room at night to do something. !

Of course Xiao Yi would not step forward to help, since he was so guarded against him, why would he go up there, maybe he would think that he had some bad intentions when he went to help him, and wanted to sneak out to get a key, so now Come up and help me get a key model or something.

In fact, Xiao Yi still has a lot of things that he can't figure out. What's going on between him and Ning Yuruo?

It is said that the two have been in contact for a while, and at the beginning, Ning Yuruo said that she ran away from home, so she came to stay temporarily.

At that time, Xiao Yi agreed without thinking too much about it. It stands to reason that now that he has reconciled with their old man, he should go back to live. What's the point of continuing to live here?

It stands to reason that she will continue to come back and live only if there is something in this place that attracts Ning Yuruo. Xiao Yi couldn't accept the feeling that Ning Yuruo said before that she likes living in this place, just because it means being with someone Living with a man I know very well, this seems a little ridiculous no matter how you look at it.

"Could it be that Ning Yuruo fell in love with me?" Xiao Yi couldn't help but think in his heart.

But just thinking about it for less than two seconds, even he couldn't help laughing. This idea is really ridiculous, and Ning Yuruo's various behaviors are even more ridiculous.

Xiao Yi has a very clear understanding of what kind of person he is, if he is really a man who can even attract girls of this kind of goddess level, why hasn't other girls said they like him for so many years?

After thinking for a long time, he couldn't come up with a reason why Xiao Yi gave up. In any case, he should be happy that Ning Yuruo continues to live here. It is a kind of happiness to be under the same roof as the goddess every day.As for the specific reason, Xiao Yi didn't bother to think about it, anyway, he didn't seem to have anything worthy of Ning Yuruo's scheme!

Maybe everything is exactly what Ning Yuruo said, she just wanted to find a friend, just at this time Xiao Yi appeared, and also met Ning Yuruo's definition of the concept of a friend, and then she wanted to stay with friends, the relationship between men and women There is also a pure friendship between people, hehe, I don't even believe Xiao Yi himself!

"I said, let's put the hammer away when you're done using it. By the way, why are you taking the scissors back to your room?"

Ning Yuruo turned her head sharply and said to Xiao Yi with a smirk on her face: "Of course it's for self-defense! If you dare to plot something wrong, I'll click!"

Xiao Yi suddenly felt pain in his chest??????

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