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Chapter 5 Life is like playing thunder and lightning

Being in high school means being young and ignorant, and being young and ignorant means that you will always like one or two girls in your class.

Generally speaking, people at that time were relatively pure. Although they liked it, they did not have the idea of ​​wanting to embrace everything in their hearts.Not to mention silently making up his mind in his heart that he must make a lot of money in the future, and when he has money, he can take care of a mistress.

After Xiao Yi got up the next morning, he tidied himself up properly, because today was very likely to be the last time he saw the goddesses in his mind.After going to university, everyone went to different places, and God knows when we will meet again.

Besides, there are more goddesses in college than in high school, God knows if Xiao Yi will still remember what the goddesses in high school looked like.

The so-called farewell was a breakup, Xiao Yi would not be foolish enough to take this last chance to confess his love to the goddess, it would be foolish to do so.

Xiao Yi felt that it was enough for him to give the goddess a smile, and then say "Treasure" to each other. All he wanted was to leave a good impression in the goddess' heart, and he had nothing else to ask for.

Standing in front of the mirror, Xiao Yi was very annoyed with his figure, why did swimming rings appear on his stomach?I still remember that when I was in the sixth grade, I still seemed to have a very good figure, why did I become like this now?Is this the fate of otaku?

The more he thought about it, the more sad Xiao Yi decided to go and have a good meal today, and then start to lose weight tomorrow.Didn't Wanwan say before that playing that game can strengthen the body, so losing weight should not be a problem.

So far Xiao Yi finally found a second way to lose weight that is more effective than swimming. By the way, Xiao Yi used to take a bath to lose weight.

"Hey, I'm already out now, where are you? By the way, didn't you come out of your home half an hour ago, and you seem to tell me that you drove, why haven't you arrived yet?"

Xiao Yi yelled at the phone in extreme anger. The person on the phone was Li Yingxiao, who was Xiao Yi's best friend. They grew up wearing a pair of pants together.The two were in the same class in high school, and Li Yingxiao agreed today to pick up Xiao Yi in a car and go to the class reunion together.

"Calm down, calm down, you know that it hasn't been long since my dad handed over the car to me, and I'm getting used to it now, so I'm driving slowly. Just wait, I'll be there in 5 minutes!" Li Yingxiao explained over there .

"So you left home a long time ago?" Xiao Yi asked with distrust.

"That's necessary, don't you think I am a person with a sense of time?"

"Shit! I'm calling your landline now!"

"..."

Life is like this, there will always be one or two buddies and sisters who have a very good relationship with you but are very unreliable in handling things by your side, what can you say about such people?

Xiao Yi waited downstairs for another half an hour before getting into Zhao Peng's car. Even after getting into the car, Xiao Yi's face couldn't look anywhere!

"Don't be like this, I'm nothing like that. I downloaded a few European and American movies yesterday. I was so excited that I watched them all night. You have to understand me. I didn't say anything. We are good brothers. After returning home I pass the seed to you!"

"You have a conscience, kid!" After hearing these words, Xiao Yi finally looked a little better.

"By the way, what happened to your old man today, why is he willing to let you drive his car out?" Xiao Yi asked puzzledly as he touched the car.

"What's the matter, my dad said that I have graduated now, so I don't need to be as low-key as before. When a man should pretend, he still needs to pretend! Let me tell you, I am looking forward to waiting for me to drive What will our classmates look like when we go!"

"Your family is also very rich. Why don't you get a car for you when you are going to college?"

After rubbing his head, Xiao Yi said, "Let's change the subject, which school did you apply for? Have you been admitted?"

Speaking of this, Li Yingxiao said triumphantly: "That's right, you don't even look at who I am, even a genius is not enough to prove me! I applied for the Q University. Although the score in the college entrance examination is not high enough, I can Go study art! As long as you can enter university, you can do whatever you want, for this matter, my father rewarded me with a lot of money!"

Xiao Yi nodded. The test scores of art students are indeed relatively low, so this can be regarded as a way out.Let's not talk about what I can do after graduation, anyway, I will go to college first.

"How are you, what university did you go to? Don't tell me that you are going to leave Q city to go to school, that would be too unpleasant!"

Xiao Yi covered his head in pain and said: "If I had known that you had been admitted to Q University, I would have applied for other schools. Now it seems that I will continue to hang out with you in the remaining four years!"

As soon as Xiao Yi finished speaking, Li Yingxiao stopped the car on the side of the road and looked at Xiao Yi like a monster and asked, "Are you also admitted to Q University? Are you an art student or a sports student?"

"Not at all, brother went through the normal channel!" Xiao Yi snorted arrogantly, and finally let him find a chance to show off!

"It's impossible, did you cheat in the exam?" Li Yingxiao asked with a face of disbelief.

"That's a crime, okay? I got admitted based on my true ability!" Xiao Yi curled his lips, expressing his disdain!

"Really? Just you? Don't be kidding, okay, who doesn't know that the two of us are the two worst students in our class, if you can be admitted to Q University, then the rest of our class can be admitted to Tsinghua University Peking University!"

Xiao Yi had a wry smile on his face, he knew that no one would believe such a thing.Who would have thought that a student with a combined test score of less than [-] points could be admitted to the best university in Q city?

All this is due to Xiao Yi's parents, at least Xiao Yi thinks so!

First of all, both of my parents have doctorates, which means that Xiao Yi's family's inheritance is absolutely fine, and Xiao Yi is destined to be a smart child.The reason for the poor grades is that no one cares about it, and most of the time is spent on games and other places.

From Xiao Yi's point of view, during the period of the college entrance examination, he could just use his function to get into a similar university. Who knew that his two parents who imposed a free-range policy on him called him half a year ago.

Xiao Yi's father justly warned Xiao Yi not to embarrass their family. As the greatest scientist in the history of science in the world, his son would be ashamed if he could not get into a better university!If Xiao Yi really failed the exam, he decided to sever the father-son relationship with Xiao Yi.

Afterwards, Xiao Yi's mother appeared on the screen again, and her tone was much gentler than that of Xiao Yi's father.

"Go! You bastard, you usually don't care about your son's life or death, but now look at how you scare the child! Xiao Yiyi is not afraid, mother kisses you!"

"Mom, thank you, let's talk about something serious!"

"It's such a son. Although Mom doesn't think how many points in the test represent how much ability, but you have to show us some face. How about this, I don't ask too much, let's have a big q, that's it! Don't say What can't you do, you can't even do this, are you still a man? I don't mind going back to my country and taking you to Thailand for an operation!"

Life is like this, it will always be full of all kinds of helplessness, as the saying goes, the situation is compelling, maybe you don't want to do something, but you have to do it in the face of power.

"Life is like playing thunder and lightning. Others think I'm masturbating, but in fact I'm just trying to avoid bullets!" Xiao Yi raised his head at 45 degrees and made a resentful gesture.

In short, it was all tears at the end. In order not to go to Thailand for surgery, Xiao Yi’s six months can definitely be said to be a head-scratcher, and he will not hesitate to fight for his good brother, even if only half of his life is left. !

The final result was gratifying. With amazing results, he successfully got the admission notice of Q University. No one else knew about this matter except the head teacher.

To this day, Xiao Yi still remembers the frightened expression on the head teacher's expression when he went to get the admission notice, it was really enjoyable.Xiao Yi still vaguely remembered the head teacher's evaluation of him at that time. The head teacher said that Xiao Yi's admission to a third-rate university was considered a blessing from his ancestors!

When the homeroom teacher licked his face and asked Xiao Yi how he did it, Xiao Yi gave the other party a supercilious look, and then replied, "None of your business!" The countless anger that had been suppressed in Xiao Yi's heart was at this moment It all melted away, which was so cool!

"Hahaha, I knew you would be able to do it, you are truly a genius. It is not worth mentioning as a master of war3 and lol. If you can't overcome this difficulty, you are still you! Great, from now on From now on, we can live together for another four years, and then I will play with you, and we can take a bath together again!"

Hearing that Xiao Yi's chrysanthemum was in pain, he had a feeling of rebirth as a human being in a trance, and he decided to never take soap to take a bath from now on.

In order to take care of the general consumption level in the class, the place to eat is a relatively famous dumpling restaurant. This place was arranged by the class leader. It is said that the consumption here is moderate and the dishes are not bad.And it can free up a hall for them to use.

When parking the car, Xiao Yi asked meanly, "By the way, when did you take out your driver's license? Why don't I know?"

"Driver's license? What is that? Can it be eaten?" Li Yingxiao replied nonchalantly.

When he came over, Xiao Yi had already seen the monitor and many other students in the class chatting at the door, Li Yingxiao flirted in front of everyone before stopping the car.

After getting off the bus, many girls rushed towards Li Yingxiao like moths to a flame with stars in their eyes, not caring how badly Li Yingxiao was evaluated in the class before.

Looking at the few pretty girls inside, Xiao Yi's heart felt as if countless holes had been stabbed by a knife.

"The world is getting worse and people's hearts are not old. I didn't expect that the children who graduated from high school are so worshiping money. How can we men and women deal with it? Pu Pu, you must not learn from these women. Love is very important." Pure, associating with money itself is a defilement of it!" Xiao Yi was heartbroken.

"Student Xiao Yi is still so humorous, I didn't expect you to come so early today!"

Xiao Yi turned his head and looked over, the person who spoke was his monitor, Mo Qiaoqiao.

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