Cultivation plug-in

Facts have proved that those who are drunk are fucking uncles!Well, it's all uncle!

If someone told Xiao Yi in the future how beautiful it was for a few girls to lie in his house drunk, Xiao Yi would definitely scoff at it.

Of course, he won't show this kind of emotion on his face. He just glanced at the other party indifferently and then left with a slight smile. He has never been in contact with a girl before, everything is just his own imagination!

Xiao Yi knows, Goddess, even if you are drunk and lying on your bed, it will definitely not be a wonderful thing!Because you can't do anything at all, except serve these old men so they can go to bed quickly!

What drunken sex is, that's all nonsense!Theoretically, if there is still such thing as sex, it means that one or both of the two people must be drunk!As a man, Xiao Yi is very clear, if his brother is really drunk, he won't be able to stand up at all, what will happen then?

The word "drunk sex" is just a word that sullen men and women have a good impression of each other in their hearts, but they can't save face, so after drinking a little wine, they think that they have an excuse. At that time, they can do something to blame the reason On to the wine!

By the way, have you ever considered the feeling of alcohol?

Xiao Yi can tell you very responsibly, if the girl is so drunk that you want to do something bad at this time, it is absolutely irrational and unreliable!The only result was being vomited all over, don't ask Xiao Yi why he knew about such a thing.

I've already been vomited before I did anything, if I really want to do something then it's worth it?

When Xiao Yi went into the toilet to save Ning Yuruo, he found that Ning Yuruo was lying on the toilet, and the toilet was surrounded by vomit, it was really horrible!

What frightened Xiao Yi the most was that after he entered, Ning Yu Ruo actually said to the toilet: "Xiao Yi, I'm so thirsty, I want to drink water!"

"My aunt, that's a toilet, you mustn't drink it!"

At this time, Xiao Yi couldn't care less about whether men and women could not kiss each other, if Ning Yuruo drank the water in the toilet, he didn't know if Ning Yuruo would be disgusting to death, but he knew that he would be disgusting to death!

What's in the toilet, Su Lan just vomited in the toilet just now, Ning Yuruo vomited again now, it's so nutritious!

Rushing over to pull up Ning Yuruo who was sitting on the ground, Xiao Yi's scalp was numb, most of Ning Yuruo's body was now covered in vomit, Xiao Yi was honored to grab a full hand!

That's all, Ning Yuruo couldn't stand up at all now, just as Xiao Yi pulled her up, she fell into Xiao Yi's arms.

Xiao Yi can assure you that what Xiangyu is full of is definitely just a beautiful extravagant wish, and now that she hugs her firmly, Xiao Yi's originally clean clothes are now full of vomit!

The beauty's vomit is also vomit, and it's just as disgusting to look at and smell!

Now Xiao Yi didn't care about men and women anymore, he immediately took off his clothes and Ning Yu Ruo's clothes along the way.Of course, the underwear still has to stay.

Xiao Yi felt that if Ning Yuruo knew about it, he wouldn't blame him. He felt that Ning Yuruo didn't want to be covered in disgusting vomit and then go back to the room and get under the covers!

"Xiao Yi, what's the matter? Do you need help?" Su Lan heard the loud noise outside after entering the room, so she stuck her head out to have a look.

"I need help, I really need it! Hurry up and help Ruo Ruo wipe her body, it's not convenient for me to do it, don't say I'm taking advantage of her!" Xiao Yi took off his T-shirt down.His muscular body was exposed.

Su Lan stretched her head to see, her heart skipped a beat, it was the first time she saw a boy's body at such a close distance, not to mention Xiao Yi's figure was so good, it made people blush and heartbeat.

"But I also took off my clothes, it's inconvenient for me to go out now!" Su Lan said awkwardly, if she knew she would not have taken off her clothes so early!

"This is for you. Wear my T-shirt first. You can wear it after washing your clothes. Anyway, come out and take care of Ruo Ruo for me now. My head is about to explode!"

Xiao Yi found a piece of clothing for himself, and by the way helped Ning Yuruo and Su Lan find a piece of clothing as well.He thought to himself that luckily he had more clothes, otherwise it wouldn't be enough for them.

Su Lan put on Xiao Yi's t-shirt and walked out. Boys' t-shirts are generally bigger, and girls can basically cover their buttocks when they wear them. This just saves Xiao Yi from looking for pants !

"The clothes are nice. I'm comfortable in them. How about them? Does it look good?" Su Lan took a picture in Xiao Yi's clothes in front of the mirror and felt very satisfied, and asked Xiao Yi's opinion.

"It doesn't seem like this is the time to discuss this, Ning Yuruo will stink if this continues!" Xiao Yi felt that he really didn't understand what the girl was thinking psychologically.

Su Lan's face was also really embarrassed, she forgot that there was still a Ning Yuruo lying beside her.Although she knew that Ning Yuruo couldn't see her now, Su Lan still gave her a hard look.

But in the end, Su Lan could only sigh helplessly and helped Ning Yuruo into the bathroom. Even if there was a conflict between the two of them, she still had to help Ning Yuruo wipe her body, not to mention letting Xiao Yi do it. This matter is outrageous, even she doesn't want Ning Yuruo to get under the bed with such a stinky body!

"Hey, I brought her in, you are not allowed to peek outside!" Su Lan took a lot of effort to pull Ning Yuruo closer to the bathroom, and said to Xiao Yi worriedly at the door.

Xiao Yi rolled his eyes and said: "Don't worry, if you want to watch it, you have already watched it, and you won't wait until now. By the way, another thing, if you wear navel-baring clothes, you will be very sexy, at least It looked like this when I was lying on the bed just now! I went to the kitchen to wash it, so don't peek!"

Su Lan's face turned red immediately, she spat fiercely at the kitchen and said to herself, "Who cares to look at it!"

But after she finished speaking, her heartbeat began to speed up unconsciously. Thinking about how attractive Xiao Yi's firm upper body was, she really wanted to squeeze it!

"It's over, it's over, Su Lan, you are becoming more and more nympho now! Forget it, let's take a bath for Si Nizi first, hehe, I won't show mercy!" After speaking, Su Lan looked at Ning Yuruo The body showed a terrible expression!

Soon there was the sound of splashing water in the bathroom, and then Ning Yuruo exclaimed: "Su Lan!? How could it be you? What are you doing, let me go!"

"Who is it if it's not me? There are only a few people in the room. Do you want Xiao Yi to come and wipe your body for you? Besides, be honest with me. My mother is very tired after wiping your body for you. Don't cause unnecessary trouble here." , if you can do it yourself, do it yourself!"

"Of course I will come by myself, but before that, you had a great time, didn't you? Do you think this lady is so easy to take advantage of? Come in for me too!"

Although he didn't know exactly what happened, Xiao Yi could be sure that he had better not go in now, there might be a fierce battle going on inside, if he went in, he might accidentally hurt himself!

Xiao Yi, who was standing in the living room wiping his upper body, didn't know that a pair of eyes were staring at his body from a certain corner at this moment!

To be more precise, it should be said to be staring at a scar on his body!

This scar stretched from Xiao Yi's left shoulder to Xiao Yi's waist, as if it was going to cut his whole body open. Seeing this scar, the owner of these eyes covered her mouth with both hands in horror. I can't believe everything in front of me, and I can't believe that I can still meet this person!

The farce was finally over, and the two girls in the bathroom stopped fighting after a while.The main reason is that I regained my energy after vomiting just now, and now the alcohol is coming up again.The two entered the room while ridiculing each other, and at the same time they were arguing for a long time about who should sleep in which position.

The house was unusually quiet. After washing his clothes, Xiao Yi thought about when he should get rid of that monkey in the game. After staying in Xinshou Village for such a long time, although there are many things for him The girl is here, but I still feel a little boring.

Thinking of Xiao Yi so much in his heart, he entered the road of cultivating immortals, and then saw Wan Wan!

Today's Xiao Yi can be said to be physically and mentally exhausted. Surprisingly, he didn't come up to give Wanwan a hug as usual, but greeted Wanwan casually and was ready to go out to discuss the next move with Lan Man.

"Master, today is a bit strange, why didn't you hug Wanwan after you came in?"

"When I went out today, I counted my luck today, so it's better not to provoke you. God knows if there will be a small probability event and I will be struck dead by lightning!"

"How can there be a small probability of time, don't want to, let's hug people, I used to hug people, but now I don't like hugging suddenly!"

After hearing this, Xiao Yi suddenly understood what was going on. Could it be that this is the legendary play hard to get?It seems very powerful. Could it be that Wanwan has adapted to this kind of hug now?

"Then you promise not to let the system hack me!"

"I promise!"

In an instant, Xiao Yi felt that all his bad moods disappeared, even if he was spit all over, it was no big deal, he and Wanwan finally made substantial progress!

Although it's just a hug, it's a good thing to make progress. He has plenty of time, so take his time when the time comes, maybe a kiss in a few days will be fine!

"Bastard! What are you thinking, let you hug me just to prove that our relationship is better! Don't think about those messy things in your heart! Five thunders!"