Cultivation plug-in

"Axi, gods and Buddhas all over the sky, no matter who heard it, can you do me a favor and send down a bolt of lightning to kill this guy in front of me?" This is the first time Xiao Yi prayed to God so sincerely. , I hope God can open his eyes to help him fulfill this humble wish.

"I said Captain, what did I say or do wrong that made you so violent all of a sudden?" Han Bailu asked with a puzzled expression while eating the instant noodles in his hand.

Xiao Yiyu patted Han Bailu's shoulder earnestly and said: "It's okay, it's not your fault, it's because this world is full of deep malice towards you, it's because the whole world is targeting you! I can't help it, I can't help it today. Just kill you for Tian Xingdao! Ah Ting!

Let you talk nonsense in this place, let you have no shame in this place!The girl who hurt others didn't resist, but cooperated with you and catered to your various actions. How dare you be more disgusting, you salty bastard! ?

Then tell me why the girl cooperated with you so actively, but she reported you the next day. Don't say anything. Maybe the person she waited for at night was not you. In fact, I think it may be to a large extent. Because your life is not very good, it makes people unhappy, what do you think? "

The pure and innocent Han Bailu scratched his head and said in confusion, "What do you mean, why is it alive or not?"

Xiao Yi continued to pat Han Bailu's shoulder earnestly and said, "Young man, you are still too young, let me tell you a story.

In the past, there was a pair of male and female friends who loved each other, but they disagreed at home. The girl couldn't bear this kind of suffering and finally proposed to break up. The boy came all the way to say that he wanted to meet the girl. No matter what kind of result he will accept.

In this way, he was walking towards the girl's house while sending text messages to the girl, and the distance between them was getting closer and closer, 1000 meters, 500 meters, 100 meters, 50 meters, ten meters, five meters !

The girl also loved the boy deeply psychologically, so she was reluctant to part with him, and finally agreed to meet, and the two finally met.

One meter, half a meter, twenty meters, ten centimeters, minus three centimeters, and then they broke up, do you know why? "

"Why?" Han Bailu asked stupidly like a little white.

"Because the biggest pain for a man is that you don't grow when you should." Xiao Yi lit a cigarette and took a deep breath, then replied pretending to be deep.

"Wait a minute, I really want to understand what you are talking about! Don't talk nonsense, my length is definitely longer than three centimeters, and the girl's voice sounded very pleasant that night. I have a grudge against the problem!"

"Han Bailu, you are shameless. You, a person who has never met a woman, dare to tell me that your level is very good. You still want to be shameless? Anyway, that's basically what happened, no need Speaking of other things, now you have two choices, either marry the other party and tell the other party that you are strong with practical actions, or die with a humiliating name. In the future, when others come to your tombstone, they will point Look at your tombstone and say, "This is the person, if you can't do it, you still want to harm other girls, but the girl denounced you with a grudge, it's really shameful! ""

Xiao Yi's words were too vicious. In fact, Han Bailu had already made plans to show his ambition by death, but after Xiao Yi said this, why would he dare to die now?It's nothing when you die, it's easy to have your legs and eyes closed, but the problem is that after you die, you have to be stabbed in the back by others, saying that you can't do it, which is a bit too much!

"Then what do you say? In short, I will not marry that girl. I have no relationship with her at all. I also know that it is very wrong for me to ruin her reputation. I have already planned to use my own Your life has been repaid, so you don't have to use aggressive methods to provoke me in this place!" Han Bailu said very firmly, and he felt that if Xiao Yi dared to continue talking, Han Bailu would commit suicide immediately.

Xiao Yi poured the soot into the big bowl of noodles that he had just eaten, and then said earnestly, "Young man, listen to me, you are still too young to cherish some things. Life is the most beautiful thing in this world." The existence of life, don't easily say that you are going to die or something, because once you lose your life, you will never be able to enjoy other beautiful mistakes.

You haven't had a good communication with that girl, so how do you know that you don't like her? You also admit that she is really good-looking, right?

Let me talk about love, the probability of falling in love at first sight is too small, basically it needs to be cultivated slowly, since you have already slept, it is easy to say, in the future, the relationship will come out naturally after a few more times Yes, as the saying goes, long time makes love!Anything is possible as long as you are willing! "

"I'm talking about Captain Xiao Yi, why do I think what you said seems to make sense, but it doesn't sound serious no matter what!"

"Young man, don't make such jokes, okay? Adults, which one is serious? Anyway, I have said so much, what are you going to do? If you really decide not to marry other girls, then you Why did you harm others?" Xiao Yi pulled Han Bailu over, put his arm around Han Bailu's shoulder and sat beside him and said.

"That's why I said I didn't do it on purpose. We've already struggled with three thousand words on this matter. Is this really appropriate?"

"Nonsense, how can there be such a good thing in the world, you muddleheaded into the girl's bed, and then the girl catered to you muddleheadedly, you are kidding me! How can there be so many good things in the world , if this is the case, will there still be such creatures as bachelors! If you don't make this sentence clear, then you will mislead Xiaopenyu!"

"So I have always said that I didn't really want to go in. I didn't know what was wrong with me at the time, so I went in in a daze. I thought I might have been plotted against, or someone else used something wrong at that time. Know what method controls my body!"

"Hey, I said that we have to limit our shamelessness, but now we have started to say that your body was controlled at that time, so don't make trouble, okay, is this going to be turned into a science fiction novel?" Xiao Yi stretched out his hand. Touching the other person's forehead, he looked like "Are you sick?"

"I'm really not joking. There should be such spells in the realm of comprehension, but the other party did it quite secretly, and because I was very flustered afterwards, I didn't think about it carefully. Now that I think about it, it's really very possible. Isn't it!

This can explain why the girl did not resist but cooperated with me very much. I think she must be controlled by others! "The more he talked, the more ugly Han Bailu's face became, because he felt that it was very likely that he really looked like this.

Seeing Han Bailu's so determined look, Xiao Yi was too embarrassed to continue complaining, he sat down and sorted out his thoughts and said: "Let's take a closer look at this matter, if what you said is true, If your judgment just now is accurate, then we might as well try to think about it in this direction.

First of all, no matter what kind of thing it is, there must be a motive, right? Why does the other party do this, and what benefits will it do to the other party?Forcibly controlling your body to make you sleep with a girl from another sect, why on earth is this? "

"If I knew that I wouldn't be staying in this place now, it would be damned, why didn't I react to this situation at the time, if I could figure it out at the time, I wouldn't be so passive now. After such a long time, I think some of the evidence left at that time may have been disposed of long ago." As he said this, Han Bailu squatted on the ground, clutching his head in pain, and he could see the impact of this matter on him. Very big.

"Calm down, it's not the end of the world yet, everything is still turning around. If it is man-made in this world, no matter how you deal with it, you will always be able to find clues, as long as you follow these clues to investigate , you will definitely find the tricks in it!

By the way, after chatting with you for so long, I still don't know which sect that girl is from, I just know that the other party is from a small sect. "

"Small sect? Who told you that the other party is from a small sect?" Han Bailu looked at Xiao Yi in horror, as if he had heard the biggest joke in his life.

"From the time I came in until now, everyone I met except you, without exception, told me that the other party was a disciple of a small sect. Isn't it like this?" Xiao Yi also had a mental shock. I also think there might be a problem here.

After pondering for a while, Han Bailu said: "How should I put it, it is not impossible to say that the other party is a member of a small school, and it is not an exaggeration to say that the other party is a member of a big school.

In fact, this is the case. Although the opponent's sect is not very large now, and there are not many disciples under him, after all, they have had a good time in the cultivation world before.You know the eight sects guarding the borders of the cultivation world. These are the sects selected by the people of the cultivation world after the victory of the demon god war, and they are among them.

The reason why others call it a small sect is entirely because their sect has developed very slowly over the years, and their talents have withered considerably. In addition, they lost part of their inheritance in the war before, and now they are being dumped by other sects. Drove a considerable distance.

But even so, the foundation of the family is still there, and it is really not an ordinary small sect. "

"You've said so much, which sect is which sect?" Xiao Yi felt his heart grow colder as he heard it. He had a vague feeling that he really wanted to know something.

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