Cultivation plug-in
Chapter 80 The Goddess' Toy
Of course, in Xiao Yi's view, these things are all trivial things.Anyway, the two girls should not do anything too impulsive, such as strangling the other person to death while sleeping at night, or pouring a bottle of sulfuric acid on someone's face.
As for the unresolvable enmity between the two people, that's all. If you don't know, Xiao Yi won't miss a bowl of rice. If you know, you may still be in trouble. He has gradually understood now. The essence of this group of goddesses is just like that!
What Xiao Yi wants to do now is to go back to the road of cultivating immortals and continue playing games. It's impossible not to go back, Wan Wan said at the time, if he dares not log in to the game for a week, he might die!
Besides, now Xiao Yi suddenly felt that he needed to earn money, it was to earn money in the real world, instead of going to the game world to get those boring game coins!
Even if the game Road to Cultivation of Immortals has killed all the mainstream games now, but this thing is only played by myself, and the game coins in it can't be sold at all!
Wanwan said before that some things in the game can be obtained in the real world, this gave Xiao Yi sufficient motivation, he decided to get his first pot of gold from the road to immortality!
Thinking of this, Xiao Yi said to Ning Yuruo who was sitting next to him: "Oh, my shoulders are so sore! Ruo Ruo, I exercised a little bit today, would you rub it for me?"
Didn't it be agreed before, Ning Yuruo agreed to give Xiao Yi a massage after returning home.Xiao Yi didn't want to give up this opportunity, even though Ning Yuruo just said that the massage was cancelled, in Xiao Yi's view, it was just Ning Yuruo's angry words.
Ning Yuruo threw the remote control in her hand on the sofa and said, "Stop doing this, what I told you just now, since you let Su Lan live here, don't blame me for not talking about the relationship between brothers." Sour, let that dead girl Su Lan rub it for you, I don't have time, I'm going to bed!"
At this moment, Su Lan came out of the bathroom. She wiped her wet hair and asked, "What are you doing? Xiao Yi, what did you do today? Shoulders are sore? No problem, you see, I am also a poor man, Living in your house for nothing is always a pity, so let me give you a good massage to relax, and you just don’t want my rent money when the time comes!"
Xiao Yixin said that's okay, anyway, they are all the goddesses in his mind, since the goddess Ning Yuruo is not willing to be replaced by the goddess Su Lan, it is the same.To put it bluntly, what I enjoy is only the pleasure brought by the two identities. As for the real massage, it is like that. They are not professional talents, and if they are really professional, they are not goddesses.
Ning Yuruo, who was about to go back to her room, came back after hearing these words, and she said to Xiao Yi with a displeased face: "Where does it hurt, I'll rub it for you! I'm very angry, but no matter what you do, you can't make your life style go wrong! Besides, how can Miss Su Lan know how to massage such things, her hands have never done such rough work!"
Xiao Yi breathed a sigh of relief, now that Ning Yuruo was willing to talk to him like this, it meant that he was fine.I couldn't see that face just now, it was sad and angry for a while, and I don't know what this girl was thinking
"That's not necessarily true. Although I don't have much strength in my hands, I at least know the relevant acupuncture points! Xiao Yi, you have to be careful. Ning Yuruo has been known for being violent since kindergarten. Her hands The strength of her is indeed much stronger than mine, God knows if she will crush your shoulder after going down all of a sudden!" Su Lan kindly reminded, and put on a look of "believe" to Xiao Yi. I" look.
"Miss Su Lan, do you still know acupuncture points? Could it be that one bottle is not half full? Xiao Yi, as your good buddy, do you think I will harm you? You have to be careful, if Su Lan If you give me a massage for you, maybe she wants to hold you to practice. If you press something wrong, maybe you will burst your meridians and die!" Ning Yuruo sneered, as if such a thing really happened!
Sweat dripped from Xiao Yi's head, he thought for a while and said, "Then what, it's getting late now, why don't we go to bed? I suddenly feel that I don't hurt anywhere, so I don't need to bother you two. !" Xiao Yixin said, how could it be life-threatening to find a goddess for a massage?
"Well, since you don't want to, I can't force you! But you have to remember, if you want someone to give you a massage, you must come to me, we are buddies!" After finishing speaking, Ning Yuruo went back to the room.
"It's a pity, but as long as I still live in this place, you can come to me at any time. I'm happy to help my classmates, are you right, Xiao Yi?" After speaking, Su Lan also went back to the room.
Looking at the backs of the two goddesses, Xiao Yi felt mixed feelings in his heart.He always thought that being able to live under the same roof with his two goddesses would be a very happy thing, which is the dream of many nerds.
But when things were like this, he realized that this was not the case at all. These goddesses were more ruthless than the other, and each was more terrifying than the other!
Xiao Yi felt that he, an otaku, still didn't understand the world of women. Although he had seen a lot of women's bodies in pornographic movies, he still needed to work hard to understand their hearts.So he decided to watch two pornographic movies every day from now on.
Of course, everything should be done when I come out of the road of cultivating immortals. Now that the two girls have returned to the room, shouldn't I prepare to enter the game?
Ning Yuruo entered the room ahead of Su Lan, and when Su Lan entered the room, she found that Ning Yuruo was staring at her fiercely.
But to Su Lan, it's nothing. She has known Ning Yuruo for more than ten years, and she never seems to have looked at herself with normal eyes during this time.
"What are you looking at me for?" Su Lan asked while wiping something on her face, Ning Yuruo's current strong aura had no effect on her at all, just like the two people's radio waves are not in the same frequency band.
In fact, this is the real state of Su Lan's daily life, otherwise, how could she be called the beauty of the iceberg?
Ning Yuruo said with a sneer on her face: "Tsk tsk tsk, if it weren't for Miss Su Lan's current attitude, I would have forgotten how you usually behave in the world, and I would say that Bingshan beauty seems to be very out of shape these days! "
After slapping some toner on her face, Su Lan turned her head and said, "I think my attitude towards life is my own problem, so don't bother Ning Yuruo to care about it, I'll just say you don't care about it!"
"Of course I won't care about your attitude towards life, and I'm too lazy to care about it! But Xiao Yi is my buddy, so I can't ignore the current situation! Su Lan, do you think everyone else is blind? The attitude towards Xiao Yi is obviously different! I usually treat other men coldly, but this is not the attitude towards Xiao Yi! Tell me about your purpose, what do you want to do when you come here?"
Apparently Su Lan didn't like being questioned like this very much. She walked up to Ning Yuruo, stared closely at the other person's eyes and refused to show weakness, and said: "My attitude towards others depends on my mood. Others are different, although he is also a boy, but he can tell that he is a good person, a good person who is willing to help his classmates!"
"Cut, it's up to you to say that? Who doesn't know that this dead house is a good person in three years of high school, and he won't even refuse someone to help him! I'm asking what you mean by living here, and what do you think about Xiao Yi?"
Su Lan smiled lightly and said: "I have any ideas. Didn't I already say that the air conditioner in our house is broken. Fortunately, I have become friends with Xiao Yi before, and now I am here to stay here temporarily. Isn't this reason enough? , do you want me to repeat the reason just now?"
Although Su Lan's smile makes people feel that spring is blooming and everything around them is full of vitality, but Ning Yuruo doesn't like this, she really knows Su Lan too well.
"Temporary stay? Do you think I'm a fool? If you really come here for a temporary stay, it is necessary to bring so much luggage? Look at you, you even brought double copies of your usual cosmetics! Are you preparing for a protracted war?"
"Then who knows, I'm not a professional in repairing air conditioners, who knows if they will repair it for ten days and half a month? This is called being prepared. What are you worried about? What can I do to a big boy like Xiao Yi? Can you still eat him?"
Ning Yuruo snorted heavily and said: "What do you think in your heart? You know it in your heart. With your current youthful appearance, others can't see it, can I not see it? I'm warning you, Su Lan, Xiao Yi is My good buddy, I will not allow you to hurt him! If you really hurt him, then don’t blame me for really falling out with you!"
Su Lan also stared at Ning Yuruo's eyes with a sneer and said: "What are you doing, are you trying to scare me? If you say that the real motive is not pure, I think it should be you Ning Yuruo! If you really want to do well with Xiao Yi Brother, is it necessary to stay here? We are old acquaintances, we all know each other very well, I know the little girl in your heart. As long as you don’t guard yourself, you are already very good, and you want to spy on others? What a joke!”
"What nonsense are you talking about!" Ning Yuruo said that she was still very strong now, but there was a hint of panic in her eyes.
Su Lan shook her finger in front of Ning Yuruo and said, "Need I make it clear, the reason for the two of us coming here should be the same, and that's why the two of us turned against each other at the beginning, and I also think that Xiao Yi really It’s very suitable to take it to fill a certain gap in our hearts, isn’t it! It’s very similar, right, I also felt the same way at the time, don’t you think you have already regarded him as a toy?”
As for the unresolvable enmity between the two people, that's all. If you don't know, Xiao Yi won't miss a bowl of rice. If you know, you may still be in trouble. He has gradually understood now. The essence of this group of goddesses is just like that!
What Xiao Yi wants to do now is to go back to the road of cultivating immortals and continue playing games. It's impossible not to go back, Wan Wan said at the time, if he dares not log in to the game for a week, he might die!
Besides, now Xiao Yi suddenly felt that he needed to earn money, it was to earn money in the real world, instead of going to the game world to get those boring game coins!
Even if the game Road to Cultivation of Immortals has killed all the mainstream games now, but this thing is only played by myself, and the game coins in it can't be sold at all!
Wanwan said before that some things in the game can be obtained in the real world, this gave Xiao Yi sufficient motivation, he decided to get his first pot of gold from the road to immortality!
Thinking of this, Xiao Yi said to Ning Yuruo who was sitting next to him: "Oh, my shoulders are so sore! Ruo Ruo, I exercised a little bit today, would you rub it for me?"
Didn't it be agreed before, Ning Yuruo agreed to give Xiao Yi a massage after returning home.Xiao Yi didn't want to give up this opportunity, even though Ning Yuruo just said that the massage was cancelled, in Xiao Yi's view, it was just Ning Yuruo's angry words.
Ning Yuruo threw the remote control in her hand on the sofa and said, "Stop doing this, what I told you just now, since you let Su Lan live here, don't blame me for not talking about the relationship between brothers." Sour, let that dead girl Su Lan rub it for you, I don't have time, I'm going to bed!"
At this moment, Su Lan came out of the bathroom. She wiped her wet hair and asked, "What are you doing? Xiao Yi, what did you do today? Shoulders are sore? No problem, you see, I am also a poor man, Living in your house for nothing is always a pity, so let me give you a good massage to relax, and you just don’t want my rent money when the time comes!"
Xiao Yixin said that's okay, anyway, they are all the goddesses in his mind, since the goddess Ning Yuruo is not willing to be replaced by the goddess Su Lan, it is the same.To put it bluntly, what I enjoy is only the pleasure brought by the two identities. As for the real massage, it is like that. They are not professional talents, and if they are really professional, they are not goddesses.
Ning Yuruo, who was about to go back to her room, came back after hearing these words, and she said to Xiao Yi with a displeased face: "Where does it hurt, I'll rub it for you! I'm very angry, but no matter what you do, you can't make your life style go wrong! Besides, how can Miss Su Lan know how to massage such things, her hands have never done such rough work!"
Xiao Yi breathed a sigh of relief, now that Ning Yuruo was willing to talk to him like this, it meant that he was fine.I couldn't see that face just now, it was sad and angry for a while, and I don't know what this girl was thinking
"That's not necessarily true. Although I don't have much strength in my hands, I at least know the relevant acupuncture points! Xiao Yi, you have to be careful. Ning Yuruo has been known for being violent since kindergarten. Her hands The strength of her is indeed much stronger than mine, God knows if she will crush your shoulder after going down all of a sudden!" Su Lan kindly reminded, and put on a look of "believe" to Xiao Yi. I" look.
"Miss Su Lan, do you still know acupuncture points? Could it be that one bottle is not half full? Xiao Yi, as your good buddy, do you think I will harm you? You have to be careful, if Su Lan If you give me a massage for you, maybe she wants to hold you to practice. If you press something wrong, maybe you will burst your meridians and die!" Ning Yuruo sneered, as if such a thing really happened!
Sweat dripped from Xiao Yi's head, he thought for a while and said, "Then what, it's getting late now, why don't we go to bed? I suddenly feel that I don't hurt anywhere, so I don't need to bother you two. !" Xiao Yixin said, how could it be life-threatening to find a goddess for a massage?
"Well, since you don't want to, I can't force you! But you have to remember, if you want someone to give you a massage, you must come to me, we are buddies!" After finishing speaking, Ning Yuruo went back to the room.
"It's a pity, but as long as I still live in this place, you can come to me at any time. I'm happy to help my classmates, are you right, Xiao Yi?" After speaking, Su Lan also went back to the room.
Looking at the backs of the two goddesses, Xiao Yi felt mixed feelings in his heart.He always thought that being able to live under the same roof with his two goddesses would be a very happy thing, which is the dream of many nerds.
But when things were like this, he realized that this was not the case at all. These goddesses were more ruthless than the other, and each was more terrifying than the other!
Xiao Yi felt that he, an otaku, still didn't understand the world of women. Although he had seen a lot of women's bodies in pornographic movies, he still needed to work hard to understand their hearts.So he decided to watch two pornographic movies every day from now on.
Of course, everything should be done when I come out of the road of cultivating immortals. Now that the two girls have returned to the room, shouldn't I prepare to enter the game?
Ning Yuruo entered the room ahead of Su Lan, and when Su Lan entered the room, she found that Ning Yuruo was staring at her fiercely.
But to Su Lan, it's nothing. She has known Ning Yuruo for more than ten years, and she never seems to have looked at herself with normal eyes during this time.
"What are you looking at me for?" Su Lan asked while wiping something on her face, Ning Yuruo's current strong aura had no effect on her at all, just like the two people's radio waves are not in the same frequency band.
In fact, this is the real state of Su Lan's daily life, otherwise, how could she be called the beauty of the iceberg?
Ning Yuruo said with a sneer on her face: "Tsk tsk tsk, if it weren't for Miss Su Lan's current attitude, I would have forgotten how you usually behave in the world, and I would say that Bingshan beauty seems to be very out of shape these days! "
After slapping some toner on her face, Su Lan turned her head and said, "I think my attitude towards life is my own problem, so don't bother Ning Yuruo to care about it, I'll just say you don't care about it!"
"Of course I won't care about your attitude towards life, and I'm too lazy to care about it! But Xiao Yi is my buddy, so I can't ignore the current situation! Su Lan, do you think everyone else is blind? The attitude towards Xiao Yi is obviously different! I usually treat other men coldly, but this is not the attitude towards Xiao Yi! Tell me about your purpose, what do you want to do when you come here?"
Apparently Su Lan didn't like being questioned like this very much. She walked up to Ning Yuruo, stared closely at the other person's eyes and refused to show weakness, and said: "My attitude towards others depends on my mood. Others are different, although he is also a boy, but he can tell that he is a good person, a good person who is willing to help his classmates!"
"Cut, it's up to you to say that? Who doesn't know that this dead house is a good person in three years of high school, and he won't even refuse someone to help him! I'm asking what you mean by living here, and what do you think about Xiao Yi?"
Su Lan smiled lightly and said: "I have any ideas. Didn't I already say that the air conditioner in our house is broken. Fortunately, I have become friends with Xiao Yi before, and now I am here to stay here temporarily. Isn't this reason enough? , do you want me to repeat the reason just now?"
Although Su Lan's smile makes people feel that spring is blooming and everything around them is full of vitality, but Ning Yuruo doesn't like this, she really knows Su Lan too well.
"Temporary stay? Do you think I'm a fool? If you really come here for a temporary stay, it is necessary to bring so much luggage? Look at you, you even brought double copies of your usual cosmetics! Are you preparing for a protracted war?"
"Then who knows, I'm not a professional in repairing air conditioners, who knows if they will repair it for ten days and half a month? This is called being prepared. What are you worried about? What can I do to a big boy like Xiao Yi? Can you still eat him?"
Ning Yuruo snorted heavily and said: "What do you think in your heart? You know it in your heart. With your current youthful appearance, others can't see it, can I not see it? I'm warning you, Su Lan, Xiao Yi is My good buddy, I will not allow you to hurt him! If you really hurt him, then don’t blame me for really falling out with you!"
Su Lan also stared at Ning Yuruo's eyes with a sneer and said: "What are you doing, are you trying to scare me? If you say that the real motive is not pure, I think it should be you Ning Yuruo! If you really want to do well with Xiao Yi Brother, is it necessary to stay here? We are old acquaintances, we all know each other very well, I know the little girl in your heart. As long as you don’t guard yourself, you are already very good, and you want to spy on others? What a joke!”
"What nonsense are you talking about!" Ning Yuruo said that she was still very strong now, but there was a hint of panic in her eyes.
Su Lan shook her finger in front of Ning Yuruo and said, "Need I make it clear, the reason for the two of us coming here should be the same, and that's why the two of us turned against each other at the beginning, and I also think that Xiao Yi really It’s very suitable to take it to fill a certain gap in our hearts, isn’t it! It’s very similar, right, I also felt the same way at the time, don’t you think you have already regarded him as a toy?”
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