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After hearing this, Lin Fenghong sneered and said: "If you want to see my true face, please beg me, don't play with such vain people in this place."

Xiao Yixin told a joke, why did he humiliate himself just to see a woman's appearance?This is impossible, it doesn’t matter if you don’t see it or not, if at that time, you beg others like a dog to see what their parents look like, and a big dinosaur from the ancient times comes out, then you will die at a loss !

Thinking of this, Xiao Yi resolutely took out the second lollipop and stuffed it into his mouth, brother just had it, how is it, are you not convinced!

For the first time, Xiao Yi felt that eating a lollipop can be so hearty and juicy, and the sound is so loud. If there is really a beast at this time, he might have been attracted to it long ago.

Not long after, the instant noodles were ready, Xiao Yi was very righteous, and filled a big bowl for Lin Fenghong.

Lin Fenghong naturally expressed her interest in this kind of food that she had never eaten before, but after eating it for a while, she felt that Xiao Yi could not be so proud, so she said decisively: "Why is this food called beef noodles? There is no beef in it at all!"

Xiao Yi ate the things in his hands and still sneered and added a sentence: "Don't take the literal name too seriously, does beef noodles have to have something like beef? Have you ever seen a time when you eat it in wife cakes? A wife came out?"

Xiao Yi couldn't stop laughing. He didn't expect people in this world to be so simple. Does that mean that when you go to some fast food stores and see the food on it, you must order the same size?

Lin Fenghong was speechless by Xiao Yi's words, that's right, I've never heard of anyone who eats wife cakes and eats a wife out of it.

After the two of them finished their dinner, Xiao Yi prepared to rest in his tent with a lollipop in his mouth.

In the game, you also need to rest, unlike other games, as long as the player can hold on in the real world, they can stay up all night without white or black.This is not acceptable.

If you don't get enough rest for a period of time, the player's various attributes will drop, and there may even be a series of negative states such as nausea and dizziness.

How can you fight monsters when your strength attribute has been deducted by half?It would be very troublesome if a legal professional yawned suddenly when using spells.

So rest is necessary. Only when you rest well can you work hard to upgrade the next day.

"Hey! You just left, who will keep watch tonight?" Lin Fenghong looked at Xiao Yi's back and asked hurriedly.

"Isn't it obvious? I'm your bodyguard during the day, but you can't use me at night! What do you mean by that sentence, you can use your husband as your bodyguard during the day, but you can use me as your bodyguard at night?" You can't use your bodyguard as your husband! Even if you pay me overtime pay, I won't do it!"

While Lin Fenghong was thinking about what was going on, Xiao Yi went into the tent with his head up and laughing, and despite Ling Fenghong roaring outside the tent, he just wouldn't go out!

Anyway, I have Wanwan to help keep watch at night, so what am I afraid of?As for Lin Fenghong, I'm sorry, I don't seem to have the obligation to share Wanwan.

Sure enough, Lin Fenghong just stood guard outside all night in fear, and when Xiao Yi came out of the tent, she was squatting beside the fire and dozing off.

"Hey, wake up, if you keep vigil like this, it will have no effect at all. If it is really dangerous, it is not easy to run!"

As Xiao Yi said, he stepped forward and pushed it. It's okay if he doesn't push it, but something will happen if he pushes it.I saw Lin Fenghong jumping up from the ground violently, holding a branch that was used to fiddle with the firewood before and waving it frantically.

"Who! Who, tell you that I am not afraid of you!"

Xiao Yi put his arms around his chest and watched Lin Fenghong's performance for 30 seconds with such interest, it was so joyful!

After Lin Fenghong understood what was going on, she lowered the weapon in her hand to the ground, squatted down on the ground and began to cry silently.

Don't provoke a crying woman, this is something every man should know clearly.At this time, no matter whether you are reasonable or unreasonable, you will always become unreasonable. Maybe the woman will make some inexplicable demands when you are soft-hearted.

Maybe these demands make you feel unreasonable in normal times, but at this time you absolutely don't care about anything, you will think that as long as the woman doesn't cry, everything is easy to say.

So Xiao Yi just stared at the other party without any expression, he felt that he and Lin Fenghong were not related, so why should he go up to comfort her when she was squatting on the ground and crying?This is entirely Lin Fenghong's own problem. If she didn't put on a superior posture at the beginning, who would treat her like this?Generally speaking, Xiao Yi thinks that he is still a good person, if others are willing to get along well with him, he will also get along well with others.

After crying for a while, maybe Lin Fenghong also felt tired, or maybe she felt hungry. After all, it’s nothing more than not closing her eyes for a night. No one can survive a night without eating anything.

"I'm hungry, cook me something to eat!" Standing up from the ground, Lin Fenghong said coldly to Xiao Yi, it seems that this young lady is very angry now!

But Xiao Yi wanted to add fuel to the fire. For example, he said in a very unclear way: "I am your bodyguard, not your cook. It's easy to eat. Look at this forest. There is food in it, as long as you do it yourself, you will have everything!"

After finishing speaking, Xiao Yi turned around and went back to the door of his tent, and not long after, a bowl of hot instant noodles appeared.Of course, there will be no Lin Fenghong in here. Giving her a bowl at the beginning showed that Xiao Yi has quality, but now there is nothing wrong with not giving Xiao Yi anything, it is his own. .

"Hey! How can you behave like this!" Lin Fenghong rushed to Xiao Yi and asked angrily.

First, he ate a mouthful of instant noodles, and then Xiao Yi asked puzzledly: "How am I now? I haven't troubled you since this morning, right?"

"How can you eat alone and ignore me? You are eating alone!" Lin Fenghong angrily pointed out what Xiao Yi did wrong, and hoped that her criticism would make Xiao Yi realize and change his past.

But Xiao Yi shook his finger and said: "You got the concept wrong. You can only tell acquaintances about eating alone. It seems that we haven't known each other for more than two days, right? Do you think that when you eat next to each other There is a stranger, you should share your food with the stranger? Not to mention that the stranger's attitude is not friendly!"

"Xiao Yi, you bully! Why are you targeting me everywhere?"

"Hey, hey, I'm warning you, you're such a big man, you have to be responsible for what you say! What do you mean I'm targeting you? You can say that I'm greedy for money, but I'm very fair to people. Why did I target you?

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"You still said that you didn't target me? Since yesterday, you have been against me everywhere, and you want to sing against me in everything. What's wrong with me? Even if you don't want to watch the night in the middle of the night, you should come out in the middle of the night. , even if you don’t want to watch the night, you should still be responsible for the breakfast in the morning!”

"I don't think it's necessary for me to watch the night. You see, I didn't know you were watching the night, but I still slept soundly? Don't say that I seem to follow you, okay? Don't watch the night if you have the ability. Alright. As for breakfast, I have my own hands and feet, so I can't do it myself!"

"But I haven't cooked at home at all. Someone prepared it for me and sent it to me. I don't know how to do it!"

"It's not an excuse! You have to rely on yourself when you go out, who is born to cook? Didn't you learn it by yourself!"

"I never dared to do this kind of rough work!" Lin Fenghong argued with reason, but in her opinion, these reasons were obviously untenable in front of Xiao Yi.

"Miss, do you understand that this is outside? If you don't want to suffer, you can go home honestly. Don't say that someone will wait for you to dress and eat! Even your underwear may have someone Help you wash it! If you want to stay outside, learn this kind of thing honestly! I am your bodyguard, not your nanny! Who do you think you are, everyone in the world is your mother?"

Xiao Yi was also completely angry. As a person living under the socialist system, he hated the tone of Lin Fenghong's speech now, as if he was superior and the rest of the people all owed her!

What are you doing, thinking that you are the only one at home being served by others?When on earth, who is the only child now who is not the little princess and little emperor in the family?Although Xiao Yi never felt much love from his parents since he was a child, at least they would agree to anything he asked his parents for!

I learned to dress, cook, and wash clothes from an early age, not to be a babysitter for others when I come to the game for entertainment!

If you want to be a young lady, what do you do, why don't you stay in your own show room and wait for yourself to get married someday?For this kind of person, Xiao Yi didn't say "Idiot" to the other party on the spot, which is considered very qualified.

Lin Fenghong was rendered speechless by Xiao Yi's scolding. After a long time, she finally choked out a sentence: "How dare you yell at me?"

"What's the matter with you? If it wasn't for the sake of being a woman, you might have already done it now! What I hate the most is you moths, and you feel that the whole world owes you even though you haven't done anything! Look! What do you think, do you have to let me do it!"

Lin Fenghong, who was still furious just now, looked at Xiao Yi's raised fist and finally gave in, because Xiao Yi's eyes were full of anger at this time, and Lin Fenghong was sure that if he still wanted to argue with Xiao Yi, then Xiao Yi would really Will beat people!