we are bad boys

Since breaking up with Yaoyao, I have basically slept in Bruce's lounge, because I really don't want to go into that room of mine, which contains too many memories of me.

And I have also suffered from the nausea of ​​alcoholism. If I used to drink, I would drink and talk with my brothers. Now I drink for no reason at all. I drink any alcohol. As long as I drink, I will get drunk, so Wang Mu They gave me a nickname, "Meng Jiudian", and I don't want to take drugs, so I can only use alcohol to vent my energy, but I definitely don't drink when I have business.

My brothers, including Brother Xu and Sister Baobao, after they knew that I broke up, they basically didn't try to persuade me. When they encountered me drinking, they drank a few drinks with me in silence. It's also happy.

And I also met a drinking buddy in Bruce, that is Hong Xin, maybe it was Brother Hei’s death, which was a big blow to her, so she came back to Brother Xu’s Bruce every night to drink, and we just started from the beginning The sworn enemy slowly developed into a drinking buddy, and we both tasted like the same people who had fallen into the world, and we were very strange, basically we didn't talk much, she drank hers, I drank mine, we paid the bill together after drinking, and then aa .

"Do you have time tomorrow...?" Hong Xin asked with a drunken eye while holding a bottle of Chivas Regal.

"Yes! I'm alone every day. I don't have anything, I just have time!!" My tongue was so drunk that I couldn't speak clearly.

"Accompany me to the dog market tomorrow, it's boring for me to go by myself!" Hong Xin officially invited me for the first time.

"What are you going to do?"

"With a dog!"

"Web!" I spit out a mouthful of wine and looked at her in astonishment.

"You're sick! What's the fuss? My Samoyed is in estrus. Some of my girlfriends really like my Samoyed, so they want me to get some puppies for them!!" Hong Xin was quite dissatisfied After wiping the sprayed palm, he explained.

"**, is there such a good thing?? I've seen a fucking man, but I've never seen a fucking dog. Take me with you!!" Wang Mumu is an idiot, full of curiosity about everything .

"Okay, let's go together tomorrow, I didn't bring any money today, you pay the bill, I'll pay you back tomorrow!!" After Hong Xin finished speaking, she picked up her bag and walked out of Bruce.

"Hey, I said, is this girl interested in you? Why do you come to drink with you every day?" Wang Mumu asked me gossipingly after seeing Hong Xin leave.

"roll!"

"I think the two of you have the possibility to develop into a spiritual partner, you say..." Wang Mumu drank some b wine and began to chatter.

"roll!"

"What I said is true, a man cannot live without a woman..."

"Oh!"

I kicked Wang Mumu away, and rushed upstairs with the wine bottle. To deal with a person like him, you have to talk to him, so that he can be honest.

In fact, I know that he is doing it for my own good. He wants me to quickly forget Yaoyao. In fact, this idea is simply nonsense. The first is that I can’t forget Yaoyao. It's really good with Hong Xin, so why should I separate from Yaoyao?It's impossible that Yaoyao and I can't afford the responsibility, but Hong Xin can afford it.

Early the next morning, Hong Xin drove a new rrv4 and came to Bruce to pick me up. Hong Xin used to ride a small motorcycle. The package cost tens of thousands of dollars without blinking an eye.

Since Wang Mumu was relatively indebted, he was determined to have a look at the matching dog, so he slept with me in Bruce yesterday. Hong Xin called me twice before I got up, washed up briefly, called Wang Mumu, and then walked out of Bruce. .

Speaking of this, I have to say one thing, Wang Mumu's sick and interesting story, this matter is true and effective, and it will never be faked.

About seven or eight years later, Wang Mumu went to Chenchen's house as a guest, and Chenchen didn't take drugs, but it didn't mean that the friends he greeted didn't take drugs, and sometimes they played mahjong all night, so it was inevitable that there would be some Friends, I can't bear to stay up late, so take a few sips.

At that time, Chenchen's family raised a husky with relatively pure blood. Since the dog came into Chenchen's house, he has been serving the dog like his father. Chen Chenguang spent no less than 2 yuan on the small germs at the pet hospital.

That time was also quite a coincidence. Chenchen played mahjong with a few friends all night. His friend likes to smoke meth, and there is something special about meth. That is ordinary ice, and Sao Bing. ?

That is, the sexual desire is stronger after smoking, and the time lasts longer. Although I don't know the basic structure of a dog, from this point of view, a dog who smokes this kind of methamphetamine will definitely commit a crime.

Alright, let's change our perspective, follow Wang Mumu's footsteps, and record this absurd moment.

"Chenchen, why is your house so messy, it's like a pig's nest!!" Wang Mumu entered the house, pinching his orchid fingers, pretending to be clean.

"Fuck, I don't have a girl, how can I clean it, what are you doing here!!" Chenchen took two cans of Coke and handed it to Wang Mumu.

"I don't drink Coke, thanks, spermicide...!"

"Fuck, what are you doing here? You have something to say, and you have to fart!"

"Last night, I had nothing to do. I looked at the moon for a while, and suddenly my heart was full of emotion, and I wrote a wet song...!" At that time, Wang Mumu was already farting every day, and his business was basically in progress. After leaving the track, every day he instigated some poems that no one could understand.

"Wait... I'll go inside and make a phone call!!" Chenchen couldn't stand his torment anymore, so she found an excuse to hide in the house and not come out.

"Wang!!"

At the same time as Chenchen entered the room, the husky appeared. Because of the second-hand ice sucked overnight last night, the husky had already started to estrus and started to rock and roll. He quickly ran to Wang Mumu's side, propped up his huge dick, and faced Wang Mumu Thigh, a burst of poking.

Although Wang Mumu had the spirit of fucking a camel, he really didn't dare to be touched, so he kicked the husky in disgust.

Who knew that the dog would not let go, and ran over again, continuing to poke fiercely.

"Oh fuck, you fucking poke it twice, it's fun, you don't have fun anymore!! Treat me like it's Sunday?" Wang Mumu's strength of another kind of desperado came up again, and he kicked hard again. kicked.

Who knew that the dog seemed to like to play poke, Sa Yazi wandered around the room cheerfully, then ran to Wang Mumu's thigh and poked violently.

"**Your mother, you haven't played, have you? Okay, I'll make you feel good!!" After Wang Mumu finished speaking, he turned and went into the kitchen, took a rubber glove and put it on his hand, and then he was stunned Running quickly, Husky's second child walked over.