we are bad boys

A group of us drove two cars and left Jianguo Road. Not long after, we heard the sound of a police car. It must have been the surrounding residents who were awakened by the yelling and scolding. They must have reported the crime.

I don't know how many serious injuries were caused this time, but the opponents definitely dare not report the crime, because they fought with knives first, and both of us were at fault. To put it bluntly, we all committed crimes. There must be more people than us. Of course, if that idiot is unlucky and caught by the police, he will definitely bite us out, so now I just ask those gangsters to be more professional and not be held down by the police.

We went to the hospital to use disinfectant to clean the wounds that were not deep, and we didn't even need stitches. Of course, except for Qingzhong, his back wound was still quite deep and needed stitches.

After Dakang paid the medical bills, a large group of us surrounded Tang Biao and Na Yu and asked the whole story clearly, because I didn't ask too clearly in the car just now.

This legendary and miraculous case has been widely circulated in our gang so far, and it has also successfully entered the top list of strange cases in hh city. The following events were all described by Tang Biao and Nayu himself at the time, and they are true and reliable .

After Tang Biao separated from us, he originally wanted to take a taxi, but since it was already past three o'clock in the morning, most of the taxis were off work, and some were just black cars parked in front of restaurants and Slow Shake Bar.

"Master, are you going?" Tang Biao asked in a daze.

"Go! Come on!" A young man with an obscene appearance greeted Tang Biao to get into the car.

Just when Tang Biao got into the car, Na Yu ran over, knocked on the car window, and said to Tang Biao, "Biaozi, take me with you, there is no car at the door!"

"Come on! Don't jb go home, go live at my house!" Tang Biao said boldly.

"That's okay, you and I will go home to pick up things tomorrow!" Na Yu thought for a while, and then got into the car.

Just like that, two drunks and a driver of a black car hit the road. Nothing happened at first, but when Tang Biao was eating, he had a long talk with Wang Mumu all night. Wang Mumu was a melancholy and calm nobleman. Temperament has deeply affected Tang Biao, who is uneducated, rough, and poor.

So from this day on, Tang Biao has imitated every move he made, the most awesome pretender in human history, Mr. Wang Mumu.

"Brother, where are you going to JB?" The driver of the black car looked like he wasn't a good guy at first glance, and he was full of dirty words. He definitely didn't mean to scold Tang Biao, but just a catchphrase.

Na Yu frowned and looked at the driver of the black car, but didn't say anything. Although Na Yu didn't like to talk, he had a bad temper, so the black car himself spoke with dirty words, which already disgusted him a bit.

"Go to the end of life...next to it!" Tang Biao said with a slightly hoarse voice, keeping in mind the nouns Wang Mumu gave him.

After listening to Tang Biao's words, Na Yu was a little dazed, froze for a moment, and looked out of the window helplessly.

"...The end of life, is it jb?" Tang Biao's words obviously made the uneducated black car driver a little incomprehensible.

"Alas... the culture of drivers is generally so low..." Tang Biao sighed. He didn't graduate from the fifth grade of elementary school. While he looked down on black car drivers, he was also deeply worried about my country's service industry.

"I said buddy, can you jb stop talking about it?? I drive a black car, and I have to go to Tsinghua University and Peking University... Hurry up and tell me where to go, I have already driven a fucking kilometer!!" The black car driver said Said angrily.

"My family lives in the alley next to the crematorium, I understand...!" Tang Biao explained with a frown.

"...fuck, crematorium, you just say crematorium!! It's the end of jb's entire life!"

"You don't understand even if you say it, vulgar...!" Tang Biao calmly continued to look down on the driver of the black car.

This f*cking black car driver is also a strange thing. If he were to be replaced by someone else, he might not speak. After all, Tang Biao was a little too drunk, but he just said something out of his mouth.

"Fortunately you fucking said to let me drive to the end of life, this fucking wants me to drive to the origin of life, I have to drive to your mother!!!"

If the conversation at the beginning was a joke, this sentence is a naked curse. Na Yu, who has just joined the underworld, is preparing to make a big splash, how can he stand others scolding his friend.

"Snapped!!"

Na Yu sat on the co-pilot, raised his right hand abruptly, and slapped the black car driver's neck with a big mouth, and then asked with his eyes sideways: "Drafting! Can you speak? Who are you scolding?"

The driver of the black car was a little dazed by the sudden big mouth, and then he was stunned for a moment. After he realized it, he immediately took out the screwdriver under the car seat, stared at his wretched little eyes and cursed: "You are paralyzed! Little boy!" Babe, how dare you hit me!!"

"Na Yu, don't be like him, he is uneducated!" Tang Biao didn't want to do anything, he had learned from Wang Mumu that educated people always use negotiation to solve problems.

"He scolded you!!" Na Yu looked at Tang Biao speechlessly.

"What did he scold me for?" Tang Biao was obviously confused, and he might not have heard what the driver of the black car said just now.

"He said he wanted to drive the car into your mother's house!"

"Did I draft it!!"

After Tang Biao heard this, he stopped pretending to be b. From the seat behind, he stood up abruptly, and then directly strangled the black car driver's neck with his thick and powerful arms.

"Look at a jb, cut him!!" Tang Biao yelled at Nayu.

Then Nayu turned around and punched twice in a row, hitting the driver of the black car fiercely in the face. The driver of the black car slammed on the brakes and stopped directly on Jianguo Road.

alright! !The classic scene started. These three people started to fight in the car. Due to the small space in the car, the three people were a little bit unable to use their skills, so they basically fought naked. Tang Biao rushed to the car from the back seat. In front of the driver's cab, holding the black car driver's hands, Na Yu ruthlessly punched the black car driver's dick.

After fighting for a while, the driver of the black car found that if he continued to do this in jb, he would definitely be killed by these two tigers, so he stretched out his hand with great effort, opened the car door abruptly and picked it out, and before leaving The intercom in the car was taken away.

The rest is simple. After the driver of the black car got off the car, he started to blow the horn. Tang Biao and Na Yu were in the middle of a fight. They didn't see the driver of the black car talking into the walkie-talkie, thinking he was going to hit them with the walkie-talkie Well, so the two of them chased out of the car and fucked with the black car driver.

After kicking a few times, the black car driver's colleagues rushed over. The reason why they came so quickly was because the black car driver had just driven out not far away, and they were all squatting in the same place, so people came very fast.

Tang Biao and Na Yu saw such a car coming, and it was too late to run, so they got into the Jetta at once, locked the door behind them, and then called me.