we are bad boys
Chapter 00142 Bricks?
Luo Dabanzi, holding the key chain, walked to the door of the dog cave, turned his head to the fat "sit-off" and said: "Don't talk to anyone!! Don't tease him! Stinky shit, It stinks of him!!"
"...Okay, Disciplinary Luo, don't worry, no one will touch him!" Fat sitting class nodded and bowed.
"Dangdang!"
Luo Dabanzi ignored him, closed the door of Goudongzi, and walked out directly.
When Luo Dabanzi went out, except for a middle-aged man in his 30s sitting next to the toilet, he didn't look at me.The other 30 people all looked at me, some with malicious eyes, some with gloating eyes... and some who obviously wanted to beat me up.
"Don't talk to him, they're all "sit down", and we're off work in an hour and a half!" Fat sits at the back of the shift and yells in a low voice.
Hulala, then a group of people turned into three rows and sat cross-legged on the pavement. From here, one can see the obvious difference.
Those with high status all sat at the back, and the higher the status, the higher the pile of homemade cotton cushions under the buttocks.
Those who have no status sat in the first row. This first row is also very particular, known as the "Ma Tianmen".
If you can't say it, the "on-duty" guy will come over anytime and kick you in the back abruptly! !
I'm fucking looking at this group of ****...a little speechless, because I have to sit like this stupid bb tomorrow, and I heard that apart from sitting like this for eight hours a day, there is basically nothing to do, what to say , accept the party's ideological remolding, and repent...
If you have a case in your stomach, don't hold back, don't care if it's your case or someone else's case, tell the guard quickly...
Don't tell me, I once heard of a person who entered the detention center, and no one talked to him for more than a month. It just so happened that this person was a bit talkative, and he couldn't help it. I got robbed once many years ago, and then yelled "report the government" and put the case away with the guard... In the end, the guard was very happy, and added two steamed buns to him at dinner... But he got an extra seven years...
Can I fucking say he is stupid? ? ?Cough...please don't insult silly b!!All I can say is he's insane! !Crazy! !
In this way, I endured extremely painful torture and was hung up all afternoon. Finally, when Luo Dabanzi was lowered from the prison pole for me, my palms turned purple, numb and numb! ! !
Evening, 04:30! !
This is the happiest time for these gangsters, because at this time the meal is served, there is no need to sit on the bench, and the prisoners who have been "hungry" for a day can finally eat "food"...
Let me explain why they are still hungry even though they don't do physical labor. This is actually quite simple. Just look at what they eat and you will understand.
I gave these foods a cool name, which is a bit long...don't mind.
"Super invincible and nutritious fast food pig food!!!"
That's right, it's pig food! ! !
When an old man with an invisible chef's hat appeared outside the food delivery hole, the prisoners cheered! !Jump for joy!
They lined up in a very orderly row, and then specially arranged for someone to wait beside the food hole, and handed out the plastic basin. This person also has a job title, called jb or something "serving the trough".
"You squat at the back!! Wait!" Fat sitting on the shift, pointed to me, and then arranged for me a seat at the back, and next to me was the middle-aged man who didn't talk much.
Most of the prisoners are squatting on the ground, only the shift and a few managers are made of mats.
And the dining table is quite special...it is a long cloth strip...the material of this long cloth strip is also very particular, I observed carefully and found it! ! !
This homemade long strip of cloth is actually the same brand as Wang Mumu's underpants! !The bulge on the top to protect the breasts is exactly the same! !Pirated ck pants! !There is wood! !
The dining table is actually made of fucking pants...!!! Do you want me to eat while looking at the pants? ?I want to die......
The most disgusting thing is not this, the most unbearable thing for me is that when the dishes are served, I f*** look at them for a long time and don't understand! !This is a magic horse dish! !
Inside the plastic basin, two leaves floated on the boiled water!Please forgive my ignorance, I really don't know the fuck, these two leaves are magical things! !Because there is still fucking mud on the leaves...
Well, at least this stuff is drinkable.
Let's take a look at the staple food again, a black steamed bun! !I picked up this steamed bun and tried it out! !Suddenly there is a sense of familiarity! !I used this thing in a fucking fight! !
The classic scene appeared! !
I take this steamed bun! !He slapped it hard on the wall! !
"clang!!"
Be sure to listen! !The sound is "Dang"! !
All the prisoners looked at me, including the middle-aged man next to me. I ignored them and touched the wall where the steamed buns had smashed! !
If I tell half a fucking lie, I'm not human! !
When my hand touched the concrete wall, there was a crash on it, and a burst of wall skin fell off! ! !
Wall skin! ! !The cement wall lost! !I was sluggish, and an instant thought of something in my mind! !
Brick! !That's right, it's a brick!feel!Weight, lethality!exactly the same!
"Don't fucking test it!! I've tried it before, this steamed bun can be evenly matched with a cement wall!! In a certain period of time, the hardness is about the same!" A prisoner next to him was stunned for a moment, and then slowly, put a piece The steamed buns were thrown into the pot where the leaves were soaked in boiled water...
"What are you doing?" I looked at him suspiciously.
"I run a brick factory...!" The man didn't eat, but stared blankly at the basin, only to see the steamed buns thrown into the basin, and then there was a burst of bubbles......
"Then why did you come in?"
"Fake bricks, sold to the Municipal Bureau to build a house, before it was built, it collapsed... I came in!!" The man continued to answer.
"**...!" I was speechless, Brick could still fake it.
"Hey, fuck it, I wish I had come in earlier!!" The man sighed.
"Why?" I continued to ask.
"If my mother came here sooner!! With an annual salary of 100 million, I would also invite this man who makes steamed buns to be a technical instructor in our factory!! The steamed buns he made can build the Three Gorges without any fucking problem!! "
"......"I'm speechless.
"Peng!!"
"Who the hell made you talk!! Shut up!!" Li Ban came over and kicked this man on the back.
The man looked up at Zuo Ban, he didn't speak, he didn't resist, he was very numb and expressionless.
"...Okay, Disciplinary Luo, don't worry, no one will touch him!" Fat sitting class nodded and bowed.
"Dangdang!"
Luo Dabanzi ignored him, closed the door of Goudongzi, and walked out directly.
When Luo Dabanzi went out, except for a middle-aged man in his 30s sitting next to the toilet, he didn't look at me.The other 30 people all looked at me, some with malicious eyes, some with gloating eyes... and some who obviously wanted to beat me up.
"Don't talk to him, they're all "sit down", and we're off work in an hour and a half!" Fat sits at the back of the shift and yells in a low voice.
Hulala, then a group of people turned into three rows and sat cross-legged on the pavement. From here, one can see the obvious difference.
Those with high status all sat at the back, and the higher the status, the higher the pile of homemade cotton cushions under the buttocks.
Those who have no status sat in the first row. This first row is also very particular, known as the "Ma Tianmen".
If you can't say it, the "on-duty" guy will come over anytime and kick you in the back abruptly! !
I'm fucking looking at this group of ****...a little speechless, because I have to sit like this stupid bb tomorrow, and I heard that apart from sitting like this for eight hours a day, there is basically nothing to do, what to say , accept the party's ideological remolding, and repent...
If you have a case in your stomach, don't hold back, don't care if it's your case or someone else's case, tell the guard quickly...
Don't tell me, I once heard of a person who entered the detention center, and no one talked to him for more than a month. It just so happened that this person was a bit talkative, and he couldn't help it. I got robbed once many years ago, and then yelled "report the government" and put the case away with the guard... In the end, the guard was very happy, and added two steamed buns to him at dinner... But he got an extra seven years...
Can I fucking say he is stupid? ? ?Cough...please don't insult silly b!!All I can say is he's insane! !Crazy! !
In this way, I endured extremely painful torture and was hung up all afternoon. Finally, when Luo Dabanzi was lowered from the prison pole for me, my palms turned purple, numb and numb! ! !
Evening, 04:30! !
This is the happiest time for these gangsters, because at this time the meal is served, there is no need to sit on the bench, and the prisoners who have been "hungry" for a day can finally eat "food"...
Let me explain why they are still hungry even though they don't do physical labor. This is actually quite simple. Just look at what they eat and you will understand.
I gave these foods a cool name, which is a bit long...don't mind.
"Super invincible and nutritious fast food pig food!!!"
That's right, it's pig food! ! !
When an old man with an invisible chef's hat appeared outside the food delivery hole, the prisoners cheered! !Jump for joy!
They lined up in a very orderly row, and then specially arranged for someone to wait beside the food hole, and handed out the plastic basin. This person also has a job title, called jb or something "serving the trough".
"You squat at the back!! Wait!" Fat sitting on the shift, pointed to me, and then arranged for me a seat at the back, and next to me was the middle-aged man who didn't talk much.
Most of the prisoners are squatting on the ground, only the shift and a few managers are made of mats.
And the dining table is quite special...it is a long cloth strip...the material of this long cloth strip is also very particular, I observed carefully and found it! ! !
This homemade long strip of cloth is actually the same brand as Wang Mumu's underpants! !The bulge on the top to protect the breasts is exactly the same! !Pirated ck pants! !There is wood! !
The dining table is actually made of fucking pants...!!! Do you want me to eat while looking at the pants? ?I want to die......
The most disgusting thing is not this, the most unbearable thing for me is that when the dishes are served, I f*** look at them for a long time and don't understand! !This is a magic horse dish! !
Inside the plastic basin, two leaves floated on the boiled water!Please forgive my ignorance, I really don't know the fuck, these two leaves are magical things! !Because there is still fucking mud on the leaves...
Well, at least this stuff is drinkable.
Let's take a look at the staple food again, a black steamed bun! !I picked up this steamed bun and tried it out! !Suddenly there is a sense of familiarity! !I used this thing in a fucking fight! !
The classic scene appeared! !
I take this steamed bun! !He slapped it hard on the wall! !
"clang!!"
Be sure to listen! !The sound is "Dang"! !
All the prisoners looked at me, including the middle-aged man next to me. I ignored them and touched the wall where the steamed buns had smashed! !
If I tell half a fucking lie, I'm not human! !
When my hand touched the concrete wall, there was a crash on it, and a burst of wall skin fell off! ! !
Wall skin! ! !The cement wall lost! !I was sluggish, and an instant thought of something in my mind! !
Brick! !That's right, it's a brick!feel!Weight, lethality!exactly the same!
"Don't fucking test it!! I've tried it before, this steamed bun can be evenly matched with a cement wall!! In a certain period of time, the hardness is about the same!" A prisoner next to him was stunned for a moment, and then slowly, put a piece The steamed buns were thrown into the pot where the leaves were soaked in boiled water...
"What are you doing?" I looked at him suspiciously.
"I run a brick factory...!" The man didn't eat, but stared blankly at the basin, only to see the steamed buns thrown into the basin, and then there was a burst of bubbles......
"Then why did you come in?"
"Fake bricks, sold to the Municipal Bureau to build a house, before it was built, it collapsed... I came in!!" The man continued to answer.
"**...!" I was speechless, Brick could still fake it.
"Hey, fuck it, I wish I had come in earlier!!" The man sighed.
"Why?" I continued to ask.
"If my mother came here sooner!! With an annual salary of 100 million, I would also invite this man who makes steamed buns to be a technical instructor in our factory!! The steamed buns he made can build the Three Gorges without any fucking problem!! "
"......"I'm speechless.
"Peng!!"
"Who the hell made you talk!! Shut up!!" Li Ban came over and kicked this man on the back.
The man looked up at Zuo Ban, he didn't speak, he didn't resist, he was very numb and expressionless.
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