we are bad boys

After Wu Di and Ma Si left, it was still time to play and drink in the house, but the gambling at Cao Jie's table was a mess, because no one dared to play with Shen Lei anymore, he was in a daze, and he was a The reform-through-labour prisoners who have just come out have lost and won, and it is difficult to settle accounts afterwards.

"Jiezi...let's play with Brother Lei. I'll buy some for you tomorrow, haha!" I patted Cao Jie on the shoulder and said with a smile.

"...Brother Fei, bury someone, isn't it? Is it worth 5000 yuan? It's okay, I'll chat with him for a while, you go to sleep, you have to pick up the bride tomorrow morning Go!!" Cao Jie finished speaking quite unwillingly, then grinned at me, went back to the lobby, and went to talk about things with Shen Lei.

I glanced at him and didn't speak again. I chatted with the big brothers in the house for a while, then dragged the groom, Guan Kangkang, to find Wang Mumu, opened a private room on the fourth floor, and then went to bed.

The second day, 05:30 in the morning! !

At the entrance of the East China Sea Dragon Palace, 18 firecrackers were hung, and four salutes stood up to the sky. Dakang led a group of us groomsmen with big red flowers on their chests and Armani suits, and walked out of the East China Sea Dragon Palace.

"Boom!! Boom!! Boom!! Boom!! Crackling..."

As soon as Dakang came out, the personnel of the etiquette company pulled four salutes. After the four deafening cannons rang out, Wang Mumu lit the firecrackers with cigarettes. For a while, white smoke billowed at the entrance of the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea, and red paper fluttered. There were more than 100 people at the entrance. People, beamingly embarked on the convoy.

"Xiao Fei, you guys are going to pick up the bride, I have to entertain two friends!" Brother Xu dressed surprisingly well today, and finally changed the big pants that he wore on his legs all day into hemp trousers.

"It's all right!! Brother, hurry up and let Nayu and the others fix the table!!" I said, and ran to Bentley who cleared the way.

Originally, it was good to have a Bentley, four extended Hummers, and thirty tiger-headed Benzes behind, and then use the motorcycles of the Knight family to seal the road, but on the day of his mother's wedding, the vehicles far exceeded expectations.

The car we booked is not counted, and all kinds of social elders are also fucking idle. They insist on picking up the bride, which leads to the East China Sea Dragon Palace, which was almost not blocked. There are nearly 160 cars, of all brands, but there is no car below 80 yuan. If you drive a low-end A6, you will be embarrassed to drive in it...

"This wedding is too exaggerated. If you want me to say, there are only 125 fucking cars, [-] bicycles, and a unified "Testicle Brand Dengdeng [-]". Soy milk, let’s kick it hard!!” Wang Mumu couldn’t get over the hurdle of not letting him be the general director of the wedding...

"...Get out!!" I was annoyed by him, especially recently, this bastard brought his female family members to talk about shit every day, and he brought my wife a little bit of pretense 13......

"He's sick!! Last night, my mother was sleeping soundly. This bastard, you must let me solve a strange case... He said that he had a dream just now... Zhang Lu gave birth to him... But This kid doesn't look like him...he actually asked me what to do...!!" Chen Chenshun's eyes were red and she said cursingly.

"Then what did you tell him to do?" Dakang asked with a smile from ear to ear.

"...He suggested that I continue to sleep, continue to have that dream...and then go to the hospital for a DNA test." Wang Mumu was very excited, trembling all over.

"Then are you fucking dreaming??" I asked curiously.

"Hmm... dreaming!!"

"Did you go to the hospital?"

"Go...!" Wang Mumu gritted his teeth, his expression was a little aggrieved.

"...What is the result?" I asked.

"...The child is mine...!" Chenchen scratched her head in embarrassment...a little shy.

"Pong!!!"

It was fine if Chenchen didn't say anything, but when Wang Mumu said it, he went crazy and punched Chenchen's chest, knocking off the best man's flowers, then pinched Chenchen's neck, and said viciously: "The child belongs to you, I His mother can bear it!!! But the problem is, I woke up the next morning!! The child is fucking ten years old!! You are sleeping with my wife! I have raised your son for ten years!! I'm fucking strangling you!!"

"Ha ha!!"

We covered our bellies and laughed...

We were chatting in the car, and the [-] motorcycles of the knight family outside burst into violent motor sounds, guarding both sides of the convoy to ensure that the convoy would not be scattered by social vehicles.

The convoy circled the city, and then drove into the small nurse's community, but there were too many vehicles, and the convoy was all outside the community, so they couldn't drive in at all.

But fortunately, we were the first car. After stopping at the gate of the community, Dakang Hou rushed upstairs first, and a group of us followed closely behind. The parents of the little nurse were ordinary people. When he saw Dakang, he couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear, and kept saying, Dakang is really promising...

The wedding process is too complicated, so I won’t go into details here. Anyway, Dakang, from going upstairs to pick up the bride, to holding the little nurse in a white wedding dress and going downstairs, the red envelopes of more than [-] yuan have completely disappeared. Wang Mumu and Chenchen, when we were protecting Dakang, we got kicked so many times by his mother. There were shoe prints all over our buttocks. With a weight of about one hundred catties, we were almost squeezed into patties by his mother.

When the door was called at the last hurdle, Wang Mumu showed his amazing flexibility, almost turned into a piece of paper and squeezed in through the crack of the door, which shows how fucking difficult this process is.

The motorcade picked up the bride and rushed back to the East China Sea Dragon Palace to hold the wedding ceremony. At ten o'clock in the morning, the wedding officially began...

"Welcome everyone, come to witness this romantic wedding. Now I solemnly ask the first question, Mr. Zhang Dongkang, are you willing to marry Miss Li Doudou as your wife and spend your whole life with her?" The priest of the wine, solemnly speaking authentic Mandarin, asked Dakang.

"I don't want to...spend my whole life with her, but the second life, the third life... life after life!!" Dakang's language today is definitely on par with a diplomat, it's very disgusting to say it... makes people sick.. ....

"Oh, buy Karma!! You are really a gentleman...then...dear Miss Li Doudou...would you like to be Zhang Dongkang's wife, never leave the poor and the poor, and grow old together?"

"I am willing...!" The little nurse's beautiful eyes glowed with happiness, and Dakang knelt down on one knee and put on the ring for her.

"...may satan...oh no..god..is god may god bless this happy couple...may their love be like a shooting star...oh no, a star!! like a star Same, achieve eternity..." The priest is not an ordinary ****, this **** is obviously a character with a cerebral thrombosis, talking and walking ass...

"The priest you are looking for is too fucking amateur...!" I stood behind Dakang and cursed at Wang Mumu in a low voice.

"Fuck...he was lied to, he said he had presided over the wedding of Prince William, the most hateful thing is, I actually believed it...!" Wang Mumu was also very angry.

However, the priest's ** actually aroused good-natured laughter from below. They thought it was the priest, and they were joking on purpose... They all booed accordingly.

When I saw this scene, I breathed a sigh of relief. I loosened my neckline, glanced casually, and saw at the door... Xiao Wu...