we are bad boys

To be honest, I never thought that I could fucking annoy or hate a person, but Shen Lei managed to do it. As soon as I saw him, I wanted to hold the toilet brush that I have used for more than ten years. Brush his stinky mouth.

"Brother Fei...uh...Brother Lei, what are you guys doing here?" Cao Jie walked over from the corridor. Although he seemed a little shaky when walking, he definitely didn't drink too much.

"You accompany Brother Lei, find a table... go and have a drink or two, I will leave it to you, it must be delicious!!" When I saw Cao Jie, I immediately wanted to kiss him,...here It's about time.

"...Okay... let's go!!" Cao Jie gritted his teeth and agreed, and I walked downstairs with two legs.

At this time, the banquet downstairs has basically ended. The people on the first floor are all relatives and friends of the little nurse's family. They are all ordinary people. Turning around, I saw the waiter picking up the trash.

And the little nurse and Dakang were sending the little nurse's parents to the car. Hong Xin, Zhang Lu, and Mu Mu were all there.

With a t-shirt on my shoulders, I walked over unsteadily. Hong Xin rolled my eyes, held my arm, twisted my waist lightly, and said in a low voice, "I vomited blood when I drank last time. Don't you have a memory? Did my sister give you a smile in the past two days...?"

"Don't be so proud!! This is the big event in my brother's life, why don't I drink two more glasses... Don't pretend to be proud of me, make you proud!!" Jiu Zhuang is cowardly, these words are too By the way, I squinted my eyes at Hong Xin, bared my teeth and said fiercely.

"Hmph...you just pretend!" Hong Xin wrinkled her little nose, but she didn't have an attack. I suddenly got a little bit of an inch, and put my arms around her neck and lay on her shoulders, showing that I was about to die. Sample.

Hong Xin and I are chatting quietly here, Dakang has sent away the little nurse's parents.

"Bao Gongkang! What are you doing in a while?" Wang Mumu is not only pretending to be blunt, but also extremely cheap.

"...My mother said, he goes home to wash clothes, do you believe it?" Chenchen cast a glance at him and said annoyed him.

"Chairman, all the idiots know that he and the little nurse booked the presidential suite in Hong Kong Huarong, and now they are obviously going to make a villain...Your question is not very good..." Chicken intestines reminded me tactfully.

"Chairman? What chairman?" Hong Xin blinked and asked curiously.

"Oh... I forgot to announce that just now, a grand event affecting the prostitution industry in hh city was held in the lobby on the second floor. Mr. Wang Mumu was elected for the first term with an overwhelming majority of votes. The honorary chairman of the city's prostitution committee between the legs, with [-] teenage girls in the city in his hands, Bingfeng pointed to Dongguan, to build an empire in China where the sun never sets, tsk tsk, listen to this name , Only the fucking Chairman Wang can figure it out!!" Jichangzi solemnly announced the distinguished status of Chairman Wang Mumu.

"Low-key... Low-key... The main task at the moment is to sell medicine... I'll talk about the rest later...!" Wang Mumu waved his hands reservedly, then walked to Dakang's side in two steps, and pulled his hand Arm asked: "Bao Gongkang, are we brothers?"

"...If you don't say anything to me, you are a brother...!" Dakang replied cautiously.

"When did I cheat you, I asked you, are you going to go with the little nurse, the bridal chamber?"

"Well...Chinese customs...we should respect customs...you understand!" Dakang nodded and said something serious.

"Let me tell you, brother, wedding candles are very important. Whether the little nurse's bird's nest can accept your three-centimeter-long bird depends on this time..." Wang Mumu carried the little nurse on his back, mysteriously Xi said.

"...fuck, what the hell are you going to do, what does it matter to you whether you accept it or not? By the way, and you don't spread rumors every day, I'm serious, five centimeters long, three centimeters in diameter, It’s a short, compact, telescopic boa constrictor with a radius of 3 centimeters!!” Dakang said rather unwillingly.

"Brother, tell me the truth, is this data of yours after the death?" Wang Mumu asked with pity.

"...En!" Dakang was silent for three seconds, then nodded heavily, with a very lonely expression on his face.

"Brother, your disease is discovered at an advanced stage!!! Five centimeters... Alas... How does your toy compare with silkworm chrysalis?"

"...It's comparable to a pupa!!!" Dakang choked up a little.

Wang Mumu was stunned for a second, then threw the elixir in his hand, which was ready to be sold to Dakang, on the steps, and then stepped on it into a cake shape, sighed three times to the sky, and shouted: "You are born!" Kang, He Shengdan!!!!!!”

"Husband... Dakang is so pitiful...!" Hong Xin murmured while holding my arm.

"The poor little nurse... Hey, who can experience the feeling of using a toothpick to clean one's ear?" I sighed and said slowly.

"It's a bit prickly!!" Jichangzi interjected sadly...

We stood on the steps and talked for a while, and then Hong Xin, Zhang Lu and others, who had just learned how to play mahjong, unanimously asked to go to Huarong, open two rooms, and go to play mahjong.

Dakang and the little nurse were also very happy, saying that they were bored after the bridal chamber, so we went to accompany them. In this way, a group of us went to Hong Kong Huarong to play mahjong together.

We drove a few floats with happy characters and balloons on them, and came to Huarong. The presidential package here, 24 for 9998 hours, the price... is too fucking extravagant. Money, but at least I'm from a well-to-do class. At this point, my family is not enough to live here for two months.

"You live in the presidential suite, I will pay for everything today...!" Dakang patted his chest boldly, motioning for him to pay.

"...you should spend money to see a doctor...see if there is any way...give me a prosthetic or something...to be honest...it's really short...!" Wang Mumu said After that, I paid directly to open two deluxe rooms at the front desk, 1980s.

"What position and what kind of things are we doing? We haven't reached that level yet, so it's useless to put on that score...!" I looked at Dakang and said, and then led Hong Xin and Wang Mumu into the room. room, and Dakang didn't insist anymore, he directly hugged the little nurse and went to the luxury suite on the top floor.

Chenchen, Ji Changzi, Hong Xin, and Zhang Lu played mahjong, while the rest waited on the game and watched TV.

A group of us were in the room and had a great time. After more than an hour, Dakang and the little nurse also changed their clothes and walked down. The few of us were very happy drinking red wine and pulling the calf.

But just after 1 o'clock in the middle of the night, my phone rang. I glanced suspiciously, and the caller ID turned out to be Cao Jie.

"Hey?"

"Brother...something happened!!!" Cao Jie said in a flustered voice.

"What's wrong??"

"I did it to Shen Lei...!"

I was stunned for a moment after hearing this, and after a pause of about three seconds, I asked with a heavy chest, "Is... dead or not?"

"I don't know...!" Cao Jie's words suddenly gave way, and my heart ached.