we are bad boys

Wang Mumu and I walked out of the hospital, feeling very happy like her mother. We made fun of Shen Lei for a while, and finally let out the bad breath in our hearts. Well, when Brother Xu threw a gun into our car, I knew that this matter must not be over, and it would have to be done sooner or later. If this is the case, then there is no fucking need to make a good impression on Shen Lei.

But what I didn't expect was that after the two of us delivered the money and returned to the East China Sea Dragon Palace, that night, Guan Jun brought a few prominent brothers from the city to the East China Sea Dragon Palace for a drink. The Dragon Palace and the Flourishing Dynasty are fine for the time being, those who are holding back to watch the excitement get fucked! !

In the beginning, several of our brothers were accompanying us, but at the end of the drinking, only Brother Xu and Guan Jun were left in the private room. Once the door of the private room was closed, no one knew what was going on in the room...

After the officer left, I was a little confused. I didn't know what he meant by coming, whether he was doing it or not, so I asked Brother Xu: "Brother... do you not need to bring a gun when you go out in the future?"

"Guanjun came here to delay time. He wasn't ready, and I wasn't ready either..." Brother Xu rubbed his head and finished, and I didn't ask any more, because the answer should be obvious...

Since there are too many uncertainties in the matter, I did not let Cao Jie, Tang Biao, and Tianyang return to the team. Although Guanjun is a traditional big brother, he does things that are not fucking traditional at all, not despicable, but the methods are absolutely disgusting. In case Cao Jie and the others come back, it is not impossible for the officers and soldiers to report the case and arrest them again.These tricks of giving birth without an asshole, the officers and soldiers can definitely do it...

After more than a week, nothing happened, and we gradually relaxed our vigilance. On this day, I, Mumu, Chenchen, and Jichangzi were playing mahjong at home, and Qingzhong was shamelessly pumping water from the sidelines. Money, I said I’d collected 1000 yuan in a while, and everyone went out to eat at night, but when the fucking money was received, when it was more than 900 yuan, this guy called a girl directly, and went on a date. After the four of us were pushed down on the bed by him, this guy stuffed the money into his mouth directly, the meaning in his eyes was obvious, if you dare to snatch it, I dare to eat it...

"This little bastard will have to be hit by a car when he goes out, a truck!! It must be a 17-meter truck!!" Chen Chen hated the pain in his teeth, and cursed while playing cards.

"Come in a hurry, go in a hurry, I wish I could meet again... Jiuwan... Where the hell are you! Can we meet again for a while! I've been "broken" all night!! It's hard to hold back! Three pieces! "Wang Mumu sang a few lines, and when he got angry, he was shirtless, with a picture of a beautiful woman showing his back, drank a can of beer in one gulp, cursed loudly, and slapped a card with three notes.

"Stupid!!" Jichangzi stood up excitedly. His nickname is "Xiaosong", and his full name is Songcai Boy. When playing mahjong, almost all of us have ignored his existence. We didn't expect him to be able to Fuck it.

"What are you fooling around with?!" Wang Mumu looked at it for a long time and asked curiously.

"Isn't this clipping?? Six or seven, three clips??" Ji Changzi pushed the card and said with certainty.

"Who the hell taught you how to play mahjong!"

"The last time we played alone, haven't you been so confused?" Jichangzi looked at Wang Mumu and asked.

"Uh...have I ever been so confused? Why don't I remember??" Wang Mumu said shamelessly with his eyeballs rolling around.

"Hey...don't you say it's crazy? It's not easy to get this card. This night, I just held back this card. Look, my cards... are all the same as yours. Four One cake is a concealed kong, four 2000 yuan is in your hand, you must put it away, and there are three yaoji as a kong card, you forgot last time, you used this card to beat me by more than [-]..."

"Really? When you put it this way, it seems that the mother has a little impression...Xiaofei, Chenchen, give me the money..." Wang Mumu kept giving us two winks.

"Chicken intestines, you're an idiot!! Mumu is obviously fucking fooling you, what a fool, you're going to lose money!!" Chenchen ignored Wang Mumu and kindly reminded him.

"Snapped!!!"

With a big mouth, Jichangzi slapped Chenchen's head, and said viciously: "If you talk about my brother Mu again, I'll beat you to death!!!"

Chenchen was beaten for a long time, stunned for a few seconds, rubbed her head, sighed, pushed the card and said: "You will die on the wood, you will die on the wood sooner or later, just you, If there are no pants left that were fooled by Wang Mumu, I'll be a fucking monk!!"

After finishing speaking, Chenchen took out 200 yuan from her wallet, threw it beside Jichangzi, and said slowly: "You didn't win, it was for you to see a doctor! ok?!"

"What's wrong?" Ji Changzi happily put 200 yuan into his pocket and asked.

"It's not curable, your disease is obviously in the head, with genital warts..." I also threw 200 yuan and said calmly.

"What are you talking about? Weird..."

"They're all sick. You're playing cards. Wait a minute. I'll give you the money when I go back to the house. You won more than 6000 in this hand, and each person has more than 2000. I'm not like some people. If you lose, you'll be fucked." Repudiation, you wait for me, I'll give it to you right away!!" Wang Mumu turned his triangular eyes and made a gesture to stand up.

"What are you doing, Brother Mu? You still mentioned money to me. Without you teaching me how to play mahjong, how the hell would I win money?!" Ji Changzi was furious and very angry.

"**Damn it!! How the hell can a person do this!!" Chenchen almost swallowed the beer bottle, yelled three times, and did it directly.

"Changchang, you are so fucking righteous. I just don't have money. If I had money, I would have to buy some spicy duck head, stir-fried scallops, fire-roasted oysters, and two bottles of beer to drink with you!!" Excitedly holding the small hand of the chicken intestines and said.

"Fuck!! I have it!! I just won four hundred!! But I don't know if the money is enough, you wait and I will figure it out..." Jichangzi immediately took out the money, counted the price of vegetables with his fingers, Start reckoning.

"You don't need to forget!! Exactly four hundred!!!" Wang Mumu bared his teeth and said.

"...how do you know?"

"My mother did the math several times just now, you go buy it, turn left downstairs, Ssangyong BBQ, it's all right!!" Wang Mumu made a gesture of invitation.

"Oh... so oh, then I'll go now!"

"Hurry up! Time waits for no one..."

……

Chenchen and I are already stupid, dull...

Ji Changzi put on a T-shirt, stepped on a pair of slippers, and walked out with a phone in his hand. Wang Mumu made a very mean gesture to Chenchen and me, and said slowly: "You have to understand one thing, I and he If my mother was born in the Republic of China, there would be no such thing as Lao Jiang, and with my mouth, the United States would have to drop two more atomic bombs into the asshole of His Majesty the Emperor of Japan... Do you believe it?"

"Believe it, don't fucking say that the atomic bomb was dropped, you fucking said, I will believe you even touched chili oil in the emperor's ass!!" I nodded without hesitation.

On the other side, the three of us were pulling the calf, and Jichangzi had already reached the gate of the community. Just about to light a cigarette, Jichangzi's phone rang.

Ji Changzi glanced at the phone and found that it was an unfamiliar number, but when he saw the area code, his body obviously stiffened, and he connected the phone with trembling palms: "Who...ah?"

"Brother...I'm Xiaoqiuzi...!" A childish voice came from the phone.

"Brother... why did you call me? Didn't I not let you call me?? Let your dad find out, it's time to hit you again...!!" Jichangzi froze for a moment, a little anxious Speaking of.

"Brother...Wow...Mom is dead...Mom is dead...!" The phone suddenly burst into tears.

When Ji Changzi heard this, the expression on his face froze instantly, his head buzzed, his eyes went dark, and he sat down on the ground.