we are bad boys

The few of us stumbled and supported each other, like five scavenger hunts, covered in blood and mud, and because we were around the school, many people looked sideways.

"Mumu, is there something wrong?" I asked anxiously with my back behind him.

"It's okay, I can't die. I moved a little bit just now, and I can move my whole body. There should be no fractures. At most, it's just a soft tissue contusion!!" Wang Mumu said with some discomfort as he lay on my shoulder.

"Don't fuck it up, go to the hospital!" Leilei said anxiously, supporting Wang Mumu's big buttocks. Since I was also a little out of strength, I couldn't resist him, so I could only let Leilei support him.

"Don't jb waste money, I know my own injuries, it's really okay, I just want to lie down for a while now!!" Wang Mumu has always been picky, and belongs to the owner who sacrifices his life for money, and my money is his money , so he is not willing to spend any more points.

"It's really okay. If the money is not enough, at worst I'll be scolded and my dad wants more!!" Chenchen showed a resolute expression. Although his family has money, Chenchen has never gotten along with his dad, so asking for money is no problem. But if you want me to scold you, this is his father's style. His father said he was rebellious. He was still in adolescence. If he had nothing to do, he had to be beaten. Yes, I am speechless about this.

"Every one of you has ink stains and jb, I said no, just buy some disinfectant and gauze, don't make me say it a third time, okay?" Wang Mumu was a little angry, and was about to risk his life again.

"I've summed it up, you're a cheap person, aren't we afraid that you'll die! You can't hear what you're saying, it's so fucking bad!" Zhang Wei cursed at Wang Mumu, clutching his chin.

"Don't jerk off, go to the pharmacy quickly, you'll meet Cao Deshuang soon, it's time to play football again, hurry up!" I was really scared, we looked too flamboyant, just like five African refugees, It doesn't matter if you don't want to be noticed. It's a matter of meeting the school teacher.

We ran all the way, came to a pharmacy, hurried in, I put Wang Mumu on the stool at the door, took out the money and handed it to Leilei, let him buy disinfection supplies, after all, he is more professional, because his personality is a bit crazy , is often injured, so he is better at buying things.

Wang Mumu is a restless person, no matter how many injuries he has suffered, he can't change his cheap mouth and his deep-rooted pretentious temperament, so when he sees the beauty counter wearing a nurse's attire, Immediately shook his muddy hair.

"Help me up!" Wang Mumu said to me politely.

I don't know what he is going to do, because I have been with her for so many years, and I have never figured out his character. You never know what ridiculous things he will do in the next second. Seriously injured, I can only fulfill his wish and help him up again.

"Go to the health care product counter!" Wang Mumu's voice remained calm, and I followed suit, gently supporting him and walking slowly to the health care product counter.

"Mr.. Hello, can I help...yours?" The nurse sister looks sweet and pretty, but she is a little scared by Wang Mumu and my appearance, and she stutters.

"Hello, do you have Durex?" Wang Mumu said in a hoarse voice with an aristocratic air in every move.

"Uh... Yes!" The little nurse, who was about our age, blushed when asked, and replied shyly.

"Bring me a box of apple-flavored ones!" Wang Mumu's face was upright, and his voice was extremely calm. My hair was black and my face was hot.

"Okay..." The little nurse's face was so red that she could bleed. When people buy this thing, they just touch the box on the counter with their fingers, and that's as straightforward as what they said.

Wang Mumu took the condom, opened the box gracefully, wiped the mud and blood on his hands calmly, gently tore open a packaging bag, and took out the condom directly.

I want to die, this stupid b is too shameful, the nurse's face is no longer red, because she looks at us like looking at a mental patient, full of sympathy and love, as an angel in white, how can she be with two A mental patient cares about it, I look at her eyes, that old heart is broken and broken.

"***, can you be normal?" I whispered into Wang Mumu's ear, and tugged at his arm.

"Let me check the quality!" Wang Mumu replied, still doing his own thing, the most shocking scene of this century happened, Wang Mumu shamelessly spit, opened the condom, and even started blowing, looking extremely serious.

"Hoohoo!"

The condom got bigger and bigger, and it directly blocked Wang Mumu's old face. When I watched from behind, my jaw almost dropped. This stupid b's lung capacity is too strong, and he blows up the condom as big as a human head in one breath. I sneaked a glance at the nurse, she was already messed up, her big watery eyes were full of confusion.

"Oh, I wipe it, I can't blow you apart!" Wang Mumu pinched the entrance of the condom, took a breath, finished speaking viciously, and continued to blow.

Peng!  …

The condom was broken. This may be the first condom to be blown to pieces in this century. Wang Mumu clicked his lips, looked at the nurse with melancholy eyes, and said calmly: "This one is not suitable for me, it is not very strong!"

The nurse was speechless, didn't speak, just looked at him sympathetically, I didn't care about him anymore, I sat on the stool and pretended not to know him.

This scene was later widely circulated in our city. For a while, Wang Mumu was almost engraved into a god-like figure, close to a totem-like worship.

When we left the pharmacy, we were speechless for a long time. After holding back for a long time, we burst out laughing. Leilei was even more exaggerated. He clutched his stomach, lay on Chenchen's back and twitched, tears came out of laughing.

"Haha...Wang Mumu...my son is lying, when you were born, there was definitely a vision of heaven and earth, you are a fool who never produces one in 500 years, I used to think that Xiao Fei's face was already very arrogant, your face It's like the steel plate of an aircraft carrier!" Leilei said intermittently.

"Wang Mumu, let me ask you a question. Did your mother give birth to you after three years of pregnancy? You are the modern version of Little Nezha, you are so jb!!" Zhang Wei hurt Wang Mumu.

"You guys know a jb, I'm just bored, teasing the little nurse, maybe I won't see each other in this life, what's there to be ashamed of!!" Wang Mumu looked indifferent.

A few of us laughed and scolded Wang Mumu, talking and laughing like walking towards the dormitory. When passing by the supermarket, we bought a lot of beer and drinks, ready to drink.