we are bad boys

"Miss, hello, here is the coffee you ordered, please take it easy!" Not long after we sat down, a beautiful waiter politely put six cups of coffee on the table.

"What are you ordering? Why is this coffee cup so small?" Wang Mumu would definitely suffocate if he didn't speak for 5 minutes, and started to find fault when he had nothing to do.

"Sir, we only have hot coffee and cold coffee here, and the cups are all this big!" The waiter was very good-quality, without a trace of panic, and continued with a smile.

"Mu Muang, stop talking, okay?" I kicked him under the stool, blushing and whispered, who knew Wang Mumu glanced at me, and said in a loud voice: "I'm so fucking anxious to drink water, I drank such a small cup in one gulp, do you have a bowl?"

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Everyone's eyes began to focus on our table. I was speechless and didn't react too much. After all, I got used to it. Leilei's eyes turned red again. for coffee.

"Sir...no...yes" the beautiful waiter was a little dazed, her smile was a little stiff.

"Is there a small basin? It's really not good. You can use a plate. Anyway, I can decorate more. I'm thirsty!!" Wang Mumu's face was calm, and he spoke slowly, neither in a hurry nor in a hurry.

"We... haven't sold it like this before!"

"I can sell it like this in the future. Bring me three cups of coffee and pour them on a plate. Hurry up, my throat is about to smoke. You can set the price as you like!!" Wang Mumu looks very classy and rich, ready to use plate to drink.

"Is this a new way of drinking?" Qiao Mimi asked innocently, a little confused.

"Ahem...The descendants of the royal family have some special habits, just get used to it slowly!" I interrupted embarrassingly.

"Okay..." I have to say that the quality of this waiter is absolutely outstanding, very dedicated, and he left with a smile after speaking.

Wang Mumu smiled triumphantly, extremely coquettish, Leilei's face turned red, squinting at Wang Mumu, already on the verge of fury, Wang Yunyao has pinched me for countless times, anyway, my waist must be blue.

After about 5 minutes, the waiter was carrying a plate of pork chop rice, and his steps were very small, because if he didn't pay attention, it was easy to spill. When he put the coffee on the table, fine beads of sweat appeared on his snow-white forehead.

"Sir... This plate can only hold two and a half cups of coffee, sorry!!" The waiter smiled and explained.

"It's okay, I'll give you the price of three cups, I'm sorry to trouble you, thank you Ang!" Wang Mumu was unusually gracious.

"It's okay, it's our job, take your time!" The waiter took small steps, walked quickly to the bar, chattered with a group of waiters, pointed at us, and said something, but it was definitely not a good thing.

Wang Mumu picked up the plate, fearing that the coffee would be spilled, so he lay down on the table, took a big sip, and then his face changed unpredictable, like a wonderful silent movie, and then he swallowed the coffee with difficulty.

"What the hell does this taste like? It's really bad. I need to add some ingredients!" Wang Mumu took out from his suit pocket something I've never forgotten. It turned out to be two big white rabbit toffee! !Is there any? ?

"Mengmeng, let's go to that table, I want to have a private conversation with you!" Leilei couldn't bear it anymore, and said to Zhang Meng begging.

"Okay!!" Zhang Meng's eyes brightened immediately, he nodded like a machine, at least a dozen times, and then pulled Leilei and ran to a table next to us.

And Wang Mumu took out two big white rabbit toffee, threw them on the plate, and started to stir them with a spoon. I felt nauseated when I saw it, and the whole coffee shop was silent. He squinted at Wang Mumu.

Seeing that the mixing was almost done, Wang Mumu picked up the plate and started to drink, within three seconds, the plate of coffee was gone, Wang Mumu wiped his mouth gracefully, and said lightly: "It's so fucking sweet! "

"Uh...Mumu, since your Qing Dynasty no longer exists, you still have to adapt to the life of the Han people, coffee is not like this!" I continued to mediate the awkward atmosphere, trying to excuse Wang Mumu .

"Drink like this, is it good?" Qiao Mimi was obviously a little natural, pure as a piece of white paper, full of concern for curious things, especially Wang Mumu, who was more peculiar, especially attracted her attention.

"It's delicious, do you want it!"

"Okay, I want to too!"

Wang Mumu took out two pieces of toffee from his pocket like a conjurer, and threw them into Qiao Mimi's coffee cup. Qiao Mimi picked up the coffee cup, took a sip shyly, and suddenly there were two twitches on his pretty face. With a small dimple, he said happily: "It's really sweet!"

"Of course, it's bitter, it's so hard to drink!"

"Are you a descendant of the royal family?" Qiao Mimi asked curiously.

"Well, according to seniority, Puyi is my elder brother..." Wang Mumu didn't show arrogance, his voice was full of reserve.

"You are that old?" Qiao Mimi asked with widened eyes.

"Well, that's what's written in the genealogy, it's all in the past, so let's not talk about it!" Wang Mumu continued to run the train with his mouth full.

"Then why do you have to be a prince?" Qiao Mimi asked shamelessly.

"Well, I can be a prince when I return to the Qing Dynasty, but I am dissolute by nature, and the life in the palace is not suitable for me!!" Wang Mumu said chicly, tossing his hair.

Qiao Mimi looked at Wang Mumu in a dazed way. The man in front of him who looked a bit like Xu Zhian had such a melancholy and charming demeanor.

Wang Yunyao and I couldn't get in a word, and we were completely speechless. It's fish looking for fish, shrimp looking for shrimp, these two people are really a fucking perfect match, I'm the first to see anyone who can tell Wang Mumu's family history , listened to it completely.

After drinking coffee until the afternoon, the two blind date partners chatted very speculatively. Wang Yunyao played with her mobile phone and didn't say a word to me. Cold war.

"Xiaofei, where are you going later?" Leilei turned around and asked me.

"I don't know, ask all the beauties?" I respect women's opinions more.

"Watching movies, shopping"

"Play video games, or go skating?"

"Definitely don't go shopping!" The three of us said in unison.

"Then go watch a movie, it's too cold for skating!" Wang Yunyao made a final decision.

"Okay, let's go!" Qiao Mimi raised her buttocks and said in approval with her hands raised.

"Before I leave, I have one more thing to do, Mu Muang, go to the bathroom and I'll tell you something!" Leilei said while dragging Wang Mumu.

"No, I didn't pee!" Wang Mumu said calmly.

"Let's go! It'll be ready in a while!" Leilei and I forcibly supported Wang Mumu and rushed into the men's room.