we are bad boys

Since today is the weekend, I turned off the alarm clock last night. I slept until I woke up naturally. It was definitely a happy thing. When I woke up, it was around 4 o'clock in the afternoon. Getting out of bed, I saw Wang Mumu still writing vigorously, sometimes scratching his head and thinking hard, sometimes showing a dirty smile, very obscene.

"Hey, Brother Mumu, you haven't slept all night?" I put on my slippers, drank a glass of water, and walked to him.

"Don't fucking talk to me, I haven't written for so many years, less inspiration, fuck off, don't bother me!" Wang Mumu said impatiently, staring at his red eyes.

"****, my mother kindly asked you to eat something, why are you acting like a mad dog, starving to death you bastard!" I cursed unhappily, then glanced at the bed, seeing that Leilei was not there, Zhang Wei didn't come back, only Chenchen was still sleeping with her head covered.

"Gorilla, go eat, don't fucking sleep!" I pushed Chenchen, Chenchen opened her eyes in a daze, sat up in a daze, stared blankly for about half a minute, and asked me: " what time is it?"

"It's past four o'clock, hurry up and eat something!" I urged Chenchen while putting on my clothes. Wang Mumu's head jumped off.

Wang Mumu has already gotten used to it, and Chenchen's way of getting out of bed has become numb. Chenchen and I got dressed and didn't talk to Wang Mumu, because he was more focused on what he was doing, so it's better not to disturb him.

The two of us went out to a small restaurant outside, randomly ordered a fish-flavored shredded pork, a rib, and two bowls of rice, and started to eat it. Before we left, we ordered a bowl of wonton stew for Wang Mumu. He smoked a cigarette comfortably, and returned to the dormitory leisurely.

The people who just pushed away from the dormitory, Wang Mu laughed like a maniac, his hair was like a bird's nest, and he shook it, quite stylish.

"What the hell are you going crazy about?" Chenchen put the wonton stew on the table and cursed at him.

"Haha, I'm such a fucking genius, I found that I have a bit of Gorky's potential, Qiao Mimi will definitely sleep with me when she sees this love letter!" Wang Mumu said proudly.

"Here, I appreciate it!" I walked over and picked up the love letter on the table.

"Well, you can appreciate it, and you can learn some knowledge from it!" Wang Mumu began to pretend again.

Chenchen and I sat on the bed and read the love letter. After reading it, I couldn't extricate myself for a long time. I was deeply impressed by Wang Mumu's writing, it's so fucking weird! !too talented! !

The original text is as follows.

Wang Mumu wrote in the love letter: Dear "Qiao Mimi", the crowd splashed a glance at you, but I couldn't forget your face, your melancholy eyes, tall temperament, big snow-white buttocks, and that dimpled buttocks. Stubbles... are deeply imprinted in my mind, the sky is blue, the sea is deep, my love for you is pure, I very much hope that you and I can taste it again, coffee with white rabbit milk Tang, I am willing to sleep with you for 1 years. Your big round eyes like "yaobing" make my heart lake as pure as "white board" "send" fine ripples like "nine bars". The neat nostrils like "two cakes" are as deep as "six pieces" in my mind, especially when you wear that "uniform" skirt, blown by the "east wind", you are as beautiful as "flowers on the bar". To sleep with you, I would rather wait for you for "[-]" years without eating or vomiting...

"Awesome! A masterpiece, no, a shocking masterpiece, this **** is a mahjong textbook!!" Chenchen threw herself into the ground with admiration for Wang Mumu.

"The ancients have said that pretending to be a criminal is invincible, true! My son is lying! This love letter of yours is to fuck Kawashima's house, and you can sleep with her, a small tit, no problem! !” I said from the bottom of my heart.

"That's natural, Puyi is my elder brother, who am I afraid of!..." Wang Mumu has completely regarded himself as a prince at this time.

"Hurry up, time waits for no one!!!" Chenchen urged.

"Don't worry, I'll call her first...I want to read aloud to her face to face!!" Wang Mumu's voice was calm, and he gracefully took out the knockoff Nokia n91 in his hand, put the leather case on the phone, and slowly Take it away slowly, the phone suddenly fell apart, the half of the handset and the half of the keyboard are connected by a few red lines in the middle, and they have not been completely separated. After Wang Mumu dialed the phone, he quickly used both hands to call the phone to his face ,

"I bought this **** phone there, it's so awesome, it can still be used for such a long time!" Chen Chen felt a headache when she saw this phone.

"Even if his mother gave it to you, you won't be able to use it. Only Wang Mumu can drive this jb phone, just like Brother Xu's car, only he can drive away!!" I said with emotion.

"Hi, hello, I'm Aixinjueluo Wangcai..." Wang Mumu introduced himself elegantly.

"Wang your sister's money! I'm your social brother Leilei!!" Wang Mumu's cell phone was always very loud, and the speakerphone couldn't be turned off at all.

"Huh...how did you get my Mimi's phone number, oops...f*ck your uncle...you fucked me with broken shoes!!" Wang Mumu was still confused at the beginning, Then he came to his senses and cursed sadly and angrily at the phone.

"Don't be a fucking fool, my wife, Qiao Mimi and I are having dinner!!" Leilei said on the phone.

"Oh... That's it! Then I'll go there!" Wang Mumu felt relieved.

"Don't come here please, I beg you, please let us have a good meal, please, I will wash your underpants when you go back!!" Leilei has a phobia of wood.

"****, can you tell me where you are? How about I pee in your bed, don't you believe it?" Wang Mumu has too many disgusting ways.

"Okay!! Brother, we are waiting for you in Xihuayuan, the VIP hall, on the big crystal table, come on, remember, don't pay attention to the strange eyes of others, because this place is relatively high-end, I am a fucking big Blood!!" Leilei hung up the phone after finishing speaking.

But when I heard this place name, I felt terrified, this f*** Leilei is too hurtful, Wang Mumu reckoned that this time it was really fucking crazy.

"Mumu, listen to my advice, don't go, okay!" I said kindly.

"You're my fucking brother, no, Leilei finally bleeds, you fucking don't let me go!" Wang Mumu was already going to kill me.

"I'm doing it for your own good, really!"

"Fuck you, lend me 20 yuan for the car, okay, or you can go with me!" Wang Mumu was like a robber at this time.

"I'll go too, I'm having a delicious meal!" Chenchen was also interested in this matter.

"Well, since you have to go, I won't stop you, you will go to that place sooner or later!" I sighed, took out 20 yuan from my pocket, and gave them both.