we are bad boys

When I was drinking last night, I didn’t eat much. The reason is that Wang Mumu and Tianyang, two idiots, sat next to me. The plate is as clean as fresh, with no residue left.

There was nothing in my stomach, so I felt a little uncomfortable after drinking. After I came back, I habitually accepted Linlin's harassment and fell asleep.

On the second day, nothing happened. I slept until the afternoon. When I got up, I had a splitting headache. I was wearing shorts and shirtless. I drank a bottle of mineral water, opened the door and walked downstairs.

When I first arrived downstairs, I saw Wang Mumu and Chenchen, as well as Jichangzi and Zhang Xi, playing cs.

Wang Mumu has a bad habit, that is, he crosses his eyes whenever he plays games. He said that his triangular eyes will overlap surprisingly, and a crosshair will appear. The marksmanship, use b51, one shuttle down, the gangster played by Chenchen in front of him , nothing happened, then Chenchen squatted down, stabbed the second brother violently with a knife, and died of excessive blood loss.

And his expression is very excited. When playing, his head always competes with the mouse, and the mouse moves his head. Chenchen once teased and said: "In the future, try to play games with Mumu as little as possible, grinding teeth, hiccups, and farting. The problem is looking at him all the time! My fucking feet are cramping! I want to slap him all the time!!"

"Why don't you play?" I looked at Tianyang, took out a piece of bread and a bottle of milk from the refrigerator and asked.

"Okay, don't let him play, crush seven mice in one morning!! This kid is more irritable than me. I gave him a lesson and gave him the inflatable doll that Chenchen bought. In a month, the breasts of the inflatable doll are not broken, when will I pass him on, the b51 is slamming against the sky, but seeks shock, not killing the enemy's marksmanship!" Wang Mumu said with very erratic eyes.

"Hurry up, and there is the last game. Whoever loses will wash the underpants, wipe the floor, and clean up the house!" Zhang Xi said without any challenge. There is no way, Zhang Xi said, The real Barrett has played at the shooting range, not to mention the fake ones. He can deal with a cross-eyed, a vile knife, and a stupid nympho who keeps flying eyes.

"Ziz..." I drank Mengniu yogurt, ate bread, kicked Tianyang who was pinching the inflatable doll, and said, "Don't jb pinch, turn around and let the chicken intestines take you to pinch it Go, go, unplug the power cord of the computer, what a fucking waste of electricity this day!"

"Okay! I don't even want to pinch!! This game is too realistic, once you pinch her, ah...uh...oh... Ya Mommy's cry, maybe it hurts because of her pinching, Hey, Brother Fei, who is Father Yama? In the movies I watched, those shameless girls always called that, and they were so fucking intoxicated!!" Tianyang pinched his nose and screamed Two sentences.

"Oh...you don't know a high official in Japan!" I said casually.

"How big is an official?" Tianyang asked curiously.

"The Emperor of Japan, His Majesty Hirohito!" I was in awe.

"*****!! Isn't that the emperor of Little Japan!!" Tianyang was taken aback for a moment and cursed loudly, then grabbed the inflatable doll and squeezed it viciously twice, cursing: "Squeeze to death!" You bastard!!"

"Uh... Ya Mommy, uh... Ya Mommy...!" the inflatable doll continued to shout messily.

I almost choked to death on a sip of milk, and I was completely speechless looking at Tianyang.

......

The matter of the project is over, and everyone is fine. After a group discussion in the morning, I sat on the sofa and said, "Masters, the project is over. We have nothing to do now, and we can't sit and eat. We stay at home every day." What a fool, you have to do something real!"

Wang Mumu was eating grapefruit, raised his head, tried to balance his triangular eyes, and said to me: "This matter has been considered for a long time. Let's do entertainment, and do engineering. If there are dates but no dates, we will do it. You paid a little money for a ticket and pulled it down. Now that your feet are standing, you have to make a living and tie up some connections!"

"I still do nightclubs, bathing, ktv, and clubs. We're familiar with these things. We've been here for three years. I can't say if I'll make money or not, but I definitely can't pay!" Tooth said.

"I don't care, don't deprive me of Jitou's status just to make troubles, you know, I have deep feelings for this business!" Jichangzi said lazily.

"I'll do whatever everyone is doing, as long as there is food for his mother, you guys do your research, and I'll continue!" Tianyang hugged the inflatable doll, said something, and continued to pinch it.

I saw that everyone was talking, but Zhang Xi was quite silent and didn't say much, so he smiled and asked, "Xixi, what do you think?"

"Hehe, Brother Fei, I'm a seconded person. When you guys are stable, I'm going to withdraw!" Zhang Xi said embarrassingly.

"Withdraw jb, if Leilei dares to call you to ask you to go back, I will use Jichangzi's No. 39 foot to let him know what Taekwondo is!!" Wang Mumu rolled his eyes and cursed.

"Xi, you still don't understand, what does Leilei mean? I asked you to come, so I didn't intend to let you go back. Just stay honest. Turn around and start working in the night show. It's our own, and the shares are shared equally. Besides, our brothers have a bad temper. It doesn't make sense for you to leave!" I said persuadingly.

Zhang Xi lowered his head and pondered for a while, then nodded, and said: "That's fine, anyway, you and Brother Lei are brothers, and you can make a living wherever you go. I quite like the Northeast. There are four distinct seasons, unlike the south, where winter is more difficult." The time for the pants to fart is short, enough is enough!"

"That's all right. Today I'm in a team with Mumu, and you guys are in a team. Everyone go to the agency to see if there is any suitable place. Whether it's buying or renting, first research a place. Although our funds need It will take more than half a year to turn around, but the search for a place can be carried out now, it doesn’t matter if there are two more houses, the house is more expensive, but the location must be good!!” I said.

"Why am I fucking with you again!" Wang Mumu said cautiously.

"Don't you understand? I tell you, you don't need to spend money!" I said shamelessly.

"Fuck, what a big deal, I thought you were going to ask me for money again!" Wang Mumu, a money fanatic, breathed a sigh of relief when he heard me say this.

Just like that, the few of us left the house with the keys, Mumu and I drove the Land Rover, and the others drove the A6, ready to go to the agency for a walk.

......

At the other end, the big lady was wearing a peaked cap, wearing a loose casual clothes, and carrying a bag in her hand, walked into the construction site of Century Pearl, turned two corners, and came to the logistics department.

With a sound of "squeak", the eldest brother pushed the door open and walked in. More than a dozen people in the room were playing Zhajinhua, and the room was filled with the smell of cigarettes. Who knows Meng Fei's phone number!?"

brush!

Everyone in the room turned their heads to look at the grandma, and one of the strong men raised his eyebrows and asked, "Why are you looking for Xiaofei?"

"I'm his relative, and he asked me to come over and help on the construction site!" The big lady smiled and said honestly.

"Oh, relative!! Then you sit down and drink some water, I'll give you a call after I finish this game!" The strong man said with a smile.

"Thank you!" Grandma said politely, sat down and waited quietly.

Five minutes later, while I was driving, the phone rang suddenly, and I got through and asked, "Hello, who is it?"

"I, big ****!!!"