we are bad boys

On the 28th of the twelfth lunar month, there are two days left before the Lunar New Year. Since Zhu Haolong's incident passed, our group has been out of business for more than four months.

Since the second phase of the project has not yet started, we have nothing to do. We originally wanted to continue to engage in the entertainment industry, but the funds in hand are very embarrassing. Except for the unshakable project funds, the rest of the money, if we get a At night, the high-end ones can't afford it, and the low-end famous chicken head Wang Mumu still doesn't like it, so I keep procrastinating...

On this day, Wang Mumu and I drove a Land Rover with Jichangzi, took Tianyang and Zhang Xi, who were released on bail, and Chenchen drove an Audi a6, and went to the airport to pick up someone.

"I'm crazy and epileptic, like a big bastard... There are thousands of grievances, I grin my teeth, I go low, I go high, I wobble and refuse to go, I know the best of the world... 嘿嘿嘿... know best ...!" Wang Mumu was obviously in a good mood, humming a song, Drunken Chicken adapted from Drunken Fist, his cheeks turned red from the cold, we in the Northeast call this kind of red Shan Cannon Red.

His clothes are as ridiculous as ever. His upper body is a dark blue Chinese tunic suit, but it is lace. Don’t ask me why it is lace. I can say that it was cut from Zhang Lu’s more than 1000 bras. Come down, and then sew a 50 yuan Chinese tunic suit on yourself?

The lower body is purple woolen trousers, paired with a pair of big leather boots with rivets. Although I don’t know the secret of selling shoes to the bottom and Wang Mumu, the shoes are obviously the most popular in the Hong Kong music scene in the late 80s, because I I remember that in 91, in a movie starring Andy Lau, I wore a pair of shoes like this, but the difference is that Wang Mumu's shoes are size 46, but the smart Mumu, knowing that his feet are not big enough, turned out to have one foot Wearing six pairs of socks and three insoles...

Oh, don't let his mother mention how troublesome it is for him to sleep. It takes a full hour to take off his socks and insoles, and when he finally takes his feet out, the heat is boiling, and the smell is damn good. His feet If you cover it again, it will smell like this. It is estimated that it will be difficult to break through, but the problem is that the beriberi is inexplicably cured...

covered up...

This kind of unexpected harvest, let Wang Mumu never imagined that even if he died, he was so happy, he made two taels, ate half a catty of chili sauce, and hemorrhoids...

Since then, downstairs in my house, there is an extra man who buys night pads and wears a peaked cap...

We came early, and when we arrived at the airport, we had something to eat, and after waiting for a while, a large number of people began to leave the airport exit.

A group of us stood at the door and kept looking inside. Finally, 10 minutes later, a strong man with a height of more than 1.9 meters, dark skin, and a resolute face was wearing a down jacket, holding a pretty girl in his hand. He came out with his luggage.

"Bao Gongkang!!"

"Super Saiyan!!"

"Little nurse!!"

……

A group of us shouted excitedly. When the burly man and the girl turned their heads and saw us, they were taken aback for a moment, and finally grinned happily.

"Peng!" Dakang dropped the suitcase and walked over in strides. Without saying a word, he dragged me into his arms and hugged me hard.

"To be honest, I never thought of you that much!" Dakang said with a smile on his dark face.

"Crack!" Wang Mumu kicked Dakang's ass, and said rather unwillingly: "I said the tooth is rubbed!! Why should I call you to urge you during the Chinese New Year?? I don't know how to go home!"

"Oh, Mumu, have you changed your style?" Dakang asked in surprise.

"Well, Chinese countryside + punk style!" Wang Mumu said in a low-key manner.

"Just call it non-mainstream in rural areas!" Chenchen scolded, smiled and hugged Dakang.

"***, your calf... Tsk tsk, as always..." Dakang glanced at the chicken intestines speechlessly, wanting to hug him, but afraid of strangling him to death...

"Didn't you see it? He had liposuction... You know, Mr. Mu likes thin ones...!" Ji Changzi bared his teeth and took Dakang's big hand gracefully, then bowed his head and kissed affectionately.

"Haven't you two received your certificate yet?" The little nurse covered her mouth and asked with a trembling smile.

"The Civil Affairs Bureau doesn't take bribes, I'm going to draw one myself later!" Wang Mumu said in embarrassment.

"Brother Kang, the watch is not bad!" Zhang Xi stepped forward and said with a smile.

"Like it? I'll give it to you!" Dakang took off his watch without saying a word, grabbed Zhang Xi's hand, and put it on.

"You said you... moved me as soon as we met. Tonight, I will wait for you in the Jichangzi room!" Zhang Xi touched the Breguet watch and said beautifully.

"Why did you go to the chicken intestines room!" I asked in a daze.

"... There is lubricating oil in his room!" Tianyang said abruptly.

"Don't fucking talk nonsense!!!" Wang Mumu interjected angrily.

"Restraint, restraint!" Dakang took a step away from Wang Mumu, and said while covering his nose.

"Restraint jb!!! You ask how thick a chicken intestine is when it poops! It's like a fucking stick! Is there any fucking use of lubricating oil???" Wang Mumu tried his best to defend.

"You...Master Mu, how can you say that?? My mother also has loose stools!!" Jichangzi became angry, and stretched out his hand to lightly pinch Mumu's thigh.

"Ha ha!!"

All of us smiled happily and walked out of the airport together.

In fact, Dakang has almost recovered a long time ago. Although his eyes are still a little dull, he looks very deep and deep. When he was discharged from the hospital, we had just finished solving Zhu Haolong's matter. We originally asked him to come here quickly. The little nurse rented an off-road vehicle and started a self-driving tour.

In four months, he traveled all over the country. If Wang Mumu didn't call him, he might go straight to Thailand to see transvestites.

The return of Dakang has shared a lot of work with Mu Mu. In the days to come, we will be called the Iron Triangle of Shanxi and Northwest in Shenyang. Of course, this is a story.

Since there are still two days left for Chinese New Year, we picked up Dakang and the little nurse that day, and went directly to the market, where the supermarket started to buy New Year’s goods, which took us a whole afternoon.

Originally, I thought that it would be just a few of us during the Chinese New Year, but who knows, Leilei called and wanted to come over with Zhang Meng and celebrate the New Year with us. Of course I couldn’t be happier after hearing that, and immediately agreed to pick up the flight at the airport tomorrow.

I just hung up the phone when another call came in. When I saw it was Linlin's call, I immediately got angry, picked it up tremblingly, smiled ugly and said, "Hi, Linsang!"

"What are you doing? Haven't called for so long?? Did you forget about you, sister Linlin!" Linlin asked in a crisp voice.

"Hi! Don't dare!"

"It's about the same. My dad is busy with construction. My mom is going to Europe for the New Year. I don't like to go, so I'm homeless for the time being. I'm going to stay at your place. You're ready to receive work. I still have an hour Board the plane, that's it!" Linlin wearing a peaked cap and down jacket, sitting in the restaurant at the airport, eating ice cream, said in an unquestionable tone.

"Hi!!" I continued to bow and said, but just after I finished speaking, I suddenly froze, raised my head in confusion, and asked, "What did you say????"

"Stay at your house and celebrate the New Year with you, how about it? Be happy, let me tell you, I can make dumplings, which are bigger than dumplings, how about it? Awesome!!" Linlin was quite proud Said.

I stood in the supermarket, my forehead was covered with sweat, and I looked stunned...