we are bad boys

"Brother, hurry up! Come on!! Come on, come on! Look at the car! How did it get caught by the rope?? Brother, use the speed you used to chase Xue Dani to pick off her pants when you were a child, and get caught by the car! !” Wang Yiheng pointed anxiously at the tram bus and shouted excitedly.

"Hold?? Superman?!! Fuck! That's how it should be played!!" Wang Mumu's triangular eyes were frighteningly green.

"Why do you bring two ropes?" Wang Yiheng asked shamelessly.

"Because... maybe... it seems... there is no navigation, and I'm afraid I'll lose it!" Wang Mumu said in an inscrutable way.

"What is navigation??"

"It can be compared to the guides in ancient times!" Wang Mumu's forehead was already sweating.

"Guide to whom?"

"Passers-by!"

"Who is the passer-by??"

"Your father! My third grandfather!"

"When did my dad go back to ancient times?"

"It's free...it's time to go!"

"Why did you go? Why didn't you bring me along?" Wang Yiheng asked suspiciously.

"Look for my Sanniang, I went to study you...!"

"What did my mother do in ancient times?"

"Be a concubine!"

"Damn it, is there still this history?? Then my dad must be the emperor?" Wang Yiheng was excited.

"You're right!! Your father is the fourth master, and your mother is Zhen Huan!! And our family is all fucking nobles!! Oops**!! It’s such a big circle, jb crossing, and jb triangle I’m in love, it’s fucking back!!” Wang Mumu’s eyes widened when he bragged with anyone, and the more he bragged, the more excited he became, but with Wang Yiheng, he really screamed up to the sky and cried, and he believed everything you said , Then blow a jb! !

The two of them took a taxi and rushed to the Caesars Palace. Along the way, Wang Yiheng was curious about everything he saw, and he had to ask for advice. In his heart, his cousin, Chairman Wang, knew everything and knew everything. .

Later, according to incomplete statistics, the growth rate of Chairman Wang's bragging b and gdp today was 3.5 times that of the same year...

The two had a very happy journey. When they arrived at Caesars Palace, it was already past five o'clock in the evening, which happened to be lunch time. At that time, I was going to eat some food stalls with Zhankui and a few friends. Then play a game of mahjong.

But as soon as we went out, a group of us saw Wang Mumu and Wang Yiheng. We were all stunned for a moment, and then Zhankui grinned and said, "Oh shit, Chairman, are you changing your style?"

"Can you recognize me??" Wang Mumu glanced at himself and asked in bewilderment.

"Fuck, who the hell in Shenyang doesn't know the chairman, won't he get beaten?" Zhankui said with a big laugh.

"That's true...!" Although Wang Mumu was quite tired of pretending to be b all the way, he still nodded in agreement, and said casually: "Time magazine asked me to shoot a cover yesterday, and the clothes haven't had time yet." Change!"

"Brother, when did we shoot it?" Wang Yiheng asked suspiciously.

"Ahem...wasn't it yesterday?? Oh, you were asleep at the time... didn't look at it, the famous editor "the brush has no hair", the lens cover was lifted, and the American photographer "Powell Kazai Lai Yizhang" pressed it Shutter...!" Wang Mumu blinked his triangular eyes [-] times per second, coughed, and said something to his cousin.

"Oh, you're talking about the camera thing? I didn't sleep, you forgot, yesterday's TV interview in a poverty-stricken village!! The village chief said that we look like poor households, so we made a special episode and spent seven yuan. You bought two pairs of rubber shoes for the two of us, and then you made people pee and talked for more than three hours, and that female reporter fell asleep the whole time...!" Wang Yiheng said slowly and seriously.

"Haha!!" A few of us stood on the steps and burst into laughter.

"Snapped!!"

Wang Mumu slapped his cousin Wang Yiheng on the head, and said cursingly: "People from the old Wang family, why did you fuck up such a strange person like you! They don't know how to pretend to understand, so why didn't they give it to you?" Influenced?!"

"Brother... I'm hungry!!" Wang Yiheng said naively.

"Okay, I won't talk to you guys anymore, my brother is hungry, I'll take him to eat something, and I'll find you guys to play mahjong tomorrow!" Wang Mumu ate three catties of cut cakes alone, feeling guilty, so he turned to everyone Say something.

"Fuck, isn't your brother my brother?? Let's go, I'll arrange it. You can eat whatever you want. If you have a higher spiritual pursuit, it's not difficult to break a virgin. The whole little virgin is only 1 yuan Money!" Zhan Kui said boldly.

"That's right, I'm taking care of the arrangement today, tomorrow it's me, and the next one is Mr. Liang, one person for one day, take your brother to have fun!" Another boss of Guofa Video Game Company, Qian Guofa, also said something with his bag in his arms. .

"Forget it, forget it, I'll take it, but I'm tired today, so I won't go for a drink. After I rest for two days, we can get together, okay?" Wang Mumu waved his hand and refused with a smile.

"Really not going?"

"I won't go...Thank you, if you come to my prostitution in the future, I will give you a 9.9% discount!" Wang Mumu said brightly.

"Fuck, that's fine, call back!"

"Hey, okay, call!" Wang Mumu exchanged greetings with everyone, and sent a few elder brothers to Zhankui's car, and I also lay on the car window, and said to a few people: "My principal is back, I won't talk with you guys anymore, I have to go home to communicate at night..."

"Hehe, fuck, you're a broken shoe too!" Zhankui nodded in understanding, waved his hand, and then drove away.

After seeing off Zhankui and the others, I glanced back, squinting, twitching my right leg, looking at my Wang Mumu, punching him, and asking angrily, "What are you looking at so stupidly?" !!"

"Look at you!!" Wang Mumu cocked his neck, tilted his head, and replied to me.

"Peng!" I kicked over and cursed loudly, "Look at me beating you!!"

"Crack!!" Wang Mumu slammed his "foot" on my neck and yelled, "You really don't know!! Your wooden master's calf! Put it in gear!! What a fucking speed!"

Fortunately, Caesars hadn't officially opened at this time, and there were no people in the empty parking lot. We fought hand-to-hand. I always thought that in our gang, the only people I could pinch were chicken intestines and Wang Mumu. But I didn't expect that Wang Mumu went crazy, and it was really hard for me to punish him...

This time "playing around", except that we didn't use weapons, it was almost the same as a real fight. We both struck hard, but there were also reasons. I wanted to beat Wang Mumu because he left and didn't say hello to me. I want to beat me because ... he was telling me, he felt bad for me ...

A full ten minutes passed, and Wang Mumu and I sat on the ground with bruised noses and swollen faces, each of us with a cigarette in our mouths. We were silent for a long time, and Wang Mumu inexplicably said: "Actually, you did nothing wrong...but you are right... Just wrong!"

"Guess what happened to Tan Ping in the end!" I turned my head and asked him.

"Fuck, you took the initiative to bring up this topic, you must have done nothing to him!!" Wang Mumu was stunned for a moment, and said slowly.

"Yeah, I still haven't been able to do anything to him!" I sighed and said slowly.

"Fly...don't force yourself too much!!" Wang Mumu patted my shoulder and said seriously.

I stared blankly at the empty parking lot, as if all the hustle and bustle around me had disappeared, my body seemed to be screaming at the blue planet in the vast black starry sky, a huge whirlpool black hole ...

I can't help myself...