we are bad boys

After washing my hair and face, although I felt a lot more awake, the impure tap water seeped into the wound, and I felt a kind of physical fatigue and a burning pain that was swollen and swollen...

After washing my face, I took off my tattered t-shirt, and started to take a shower with a towel in the private room...

"Brother Fei, let me tell you, do you dare to be more careful... you are eating food in your mouth!! You are rubbing mud in the middle, isn't it a bit disgusting...!" Wang Nan sat next to Zhang Xi, dumbfounded Biting the chopsticks in his mouth, he said something speechless.

"He has been vulgar for many years. When we were in the dormitory, he took a bath once, and the mud he rubbed off could build a fucking kang, and he was rich as a beggar...!" Wang Mumu looked at me and left The mixture of blood and mud, kaka is to eat...

"...It's okay, you eat your food, don't worry about me, I'm fine!" After wiping my chest and back, I said politely to everyone.

"Bah, the person who can't look at the back of his head for eight lifetimes...!" Zhang Lu stuck out her tongue and cursed.

"Where's Guan Yu, haven't you come yet?" After wiping the blood off my body, I suddenly remembered that if I hadn't been fucking waiting for Guan Yu, I wouldn't have been beaten for no reason, so I asked Dakang viciously .

"Chicken intestines sent him home!" Dakang said speechlessly.

"Send it home???? What's going on??" I glanced at the dining table, but I didn't see any chicken intestines.

"Oh...he drank too much...!" Wang Mumu said a little speechlessly.

"Drink too much???? It's only been 10 minutes since my mother went out. Did I drink too much?? With whom??" I looked at the sober people in the room and asked in amazement.

"Follow me!!" Wang Yiheng was holding a hairy crab and biting it, Tianyang looked admiringly, and said slowly: "Dude, I fucking thought I was awesome enough! The first time I ate hairy crabs, I ate them for my legs and threw them away for my mother’s body, you are much better than me! You even ate the shells... You are not afraid of pooping and stabbing your asshole?…”

"It's okay, I can chew it to pieces...!" Wang Yiheng didn't blink his eyes, just chewing raw.

"Calm down, the way the nobles eat, the way the nobles eat...!" Whenever Wang Mumu had something to do, he couldn't explain it, so he would fucking talk about the nobles,

I don't fucking understand, how could a nobleman's teeth be made of leftovers from the fucking Three Gorges? ?Doesn't it bleed when you prick it...

After I sat down and drank two glasses, I finally knew why Guan Yu disappeared. It turned out that this guy heard that Wang Mumu brought a younger brother, so he felt that he couldn't come empty-handed. After all, he smoked Wang Mumu's cigarettes, but he didn't want Spending money, I don’t know where to spare two catties in the end, using velvet, green snake, wolfberry, ginseng, and soaked in bulk liquor for four or five years, to fool Wang Mumu, saying that this is Hades, the king of the underworld, the wine used for the royal banquet...

You have to tell Wang Mumu that this is Lafite, and he can throw away the wine bottle in a hurry, and then tell you that Lafite doesn’t even need to clean the toilet in my house, but you have to tell him that it was dug out from an ancient tomb somewhere He could drink two catties of arsenic...

No way, pretend to be a b-peddler, you must behave differently...

After bringing the wine, Wang Mumu originally planned to have a few drinks with the fake spittoon from the Qianlong period that he brought with him, but his mother gave it to the old Wang family, the oldest nobleman, Puyi and his uncle Wang Yiheng, who made wine since he was a child, and he knew it as soon as he smelled it. This is bulk liquor that costs two yuan a catty, so I said casually: "Hades may be relatively low-key, and Jing jb went to the alley to buy wine, which is obviously foolish!"

He was going to use this wine to fool Wang Mumu and Guan Yu, who was a smoker, and he was furious when he heard it, saying that he could see Athena immediately after drinking this wine...

When Wang Yiheng heard this, he also came up with the strength of an alternative desperado passed down from his ancestors and said: "Then, you drink a catty, I drink a catty, and we will find Athena to fight the landlord together! Is that okay?"

Just like that, the two tiger bastards, without waiting for the food to be served, each directly drank a catty of 60-degree bulk liquor. Within a minute after drinking it, Wang Yiheng sat on the stool without blushing or panting. And Guan Yu said to go to the toilet, and he never came out after he went in. Wang Mumu, who had been watching with a spittoon, said to me afterwards: "Guan Yu, I don't know if I saw Athena, but I must have seen the moon!! Because Before entering the toilet, he said something like this: "Chang'e?What are you doing blindly at night?Are you looking for a rabbit? ? "

I was speechless after hearing this. Originally, I was thinking of toasting the king once or twice, but seeing how much he drinks, I'd better jb not to humiliate myself. What if I also meet Chang'e...

However, the etiquette that should be fulfilled is still to be fulfilled. I drank two cups of tea, warmed up, then stood up and said: "Come on, Master Mu brought us another brother, and we will have another brother in the future." If you should buy clothes tomorrow, if you should buy clothes, if you should buy a watch, within three days, you must clean it up!!"

"Yiheng, I know you Brother Fei. I haven't seen him so open-minded in so many years. Thank you!!" Wang Mumu tactfully began to teach Wang Yiheng how to behave.

"Thank you, Brother Big Bird!" Wang Yiheng bowed earnestly in thanks.

"Ha ha!!"

Everyone burst into laughter, I had black hair, holding a wine glass and said: "If you can buy a street stall, let's buy a street stall...!"

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed again, then stood up and drank it all. After eating at the hot pot restaurant for more than an hour, they went back to Caesar and asked for a private room. Everyone sang songs, and they were all very happy anyway. Talking nonsense, but his job is really tiring, because there are too many people under his command, namely Wang Nan, Wang Jun and Xiao Hai, each leading a group, and there are still many people left who cannot be managed. Therefore, the arrival of Wang Yiheng should help him and Jichangzi to some extent.

As for the place to live, I still arrange it at home. Although there are not enough rooms, Jichangzi with ulterior motives invited Wang Yiheng to live with him without hesitation. It's just the dirty idea of ​​sleeping with my brother, that's why I did this...

It was after one o'clock in the middle of the night. A group of us drove and returned home. After I took a shower and changed into pajamas, I shamelessly went to Dakang's room, lay on his bed, and asked the little nurse to wipe some disinfectant on me. Of course, brothers and daughters-in-law can’t use it in vain, I threw the last three and fifty cents in my pocket to them, and the little nurse scolded Bansu Street because of this: “Bitch Fei, you think too much of me.” It's cheap...!"

After returning to the house contentedly, lying on the comfortable bed, just about to have a luxurious sleep, the landline suddenly rang, I was stunned for a moment in doubt, not sure who would call my landline in the middle of the night.

"Hey, who is it?" I leaned against the head of the bed, lit a cigarette, and asked.

"Me, four-eyed frog!" the man with glasses asked straight to the point.

"Oh, why are you calling my landline?"

"Fuck, I'm about to blow up the satellite, and I can't get through to your mobile phone!" The man with glasses cursed.

As soon as he finished speaking, I suddenly remembered that the quilt of my mobile phone was just kicked into pieces by someone...

"Oh, today I met a beggar without father and mother. I looked very pitiful, and I didn't bring any money, so I just threw my phone at him!" I lied without blinking an eye, really...

"Okay, I don't have time to talk to you. There is news about your matter. I have a friend at the Exit-Entry Administration Bureau of City H. We are drinking together today. I said something casually, but I didn't expect him to tell me, In the past few days, a girl named Hong Xin has applied for a visa!!" The man with glasses said quickly.

After listening to it, I froze in place, paused for a long time, and asked abruptly: "Is she the only one who applied for the visa?"

ps: there is one more chapter