we are bad boys

When I got downstairs, I sent a text message to Zhou Zhou, asking him to come and pick me up, and then I knocked on the door, the door of the security watchtower, and asked with my head: "It's cold outside, would it be okay to stay inside?"

"Hehe, did you get kicked out??" The security guard opened the door with a smile and asked maliciously.

"Don't mention it, the whole cigarette, buddy!" I was so depressed that I sat down on the stool and said, I come here often, and the security guard also knows me, and poured me a cup of hot water.

Sitting on the stool, I was thinking about Liu Di's words, she was right, I was pretty selfish, I knew I couldn't give her anything, but I ran to her every day, and in the end, both of us suffered.

I don't deny that I have a crush on Liu Di, but there has always been an impenetrable barrier in my heart, blocking me from taking a single step forward.

Sometimes I feel that I am so damn lucky, in the vast world, feasting and feasting, so flashy, there are two girls who can tie their hearts to me, even if it is just a momentary spark, but it has been shining and dazzling.

But, life is like this, life, career, etc., when things are going smoothly, there will always be a jb high wave hitting the face head-on, warning the people in the broken boat, don't be too arrogant, don't be too complacent... ...

I was sitting in the security room, looking at the security guard who was playing WeChat with the little one, and for a moment I felt as if I was so poor that I couldn’t even wear pants.

Emotionally poor peasants with nothing...

......

At home, in less than 5 minutes, Zhang Lu finished the check, put on her coat, picked up the key on the table, and said to the little nurse with a smile, "Come on, let's kill my family to clean up all the evils, and go eat delicious food? "

"...Are you so swollen and so greedy? You're fat. You're not afraid that the remnants of the Qing Dynasty will give you a side room or something?" The little nurse stuck out her tongue, put away the things on the table, and locked them in the drawer. said a word.

"...Haha? Is Chicken Guts My Strongest Enemy?? Ask Wang Mumu, do you dare to look at him more? Let's make a small show, I can't beat him to death, I!" Zhang Lu waved her small fist and said with her neck raised.

"**, it is indeed your rival in this life!"

"It's okay, we're reconciled, it's okay, send a text message, and I'll introduce him to a girl with long triangle eyes!" Zhang Lu smiled and took the little nurse's arm, and the two locked the door, chatting and laughing Ben went downstairs.

......

"Oh, bang!!" Wang Mumu sat on a stool with a tent in his crotch, and shouted excitedly, rushing to grab the water glass on the table dry-mouthed.

"Crack! Bang! Crash!"

Concentrated, the palm turned away, the cup fell on the table, and the hot water flowed down. Wang Mumu patted the table twice, and when he looked up, he found that the water cup was upside down. When he realized it, the water flowed smoothly. Touching the keyboard, the rapids flowed down, and the hula la poured all over the crotch.

"Ouch!!!"

Wang Mumu howled like a beast, clutched his crotch, and jumped up, his face twisted and frightening.

"Crash!"

Wang Mumu unbuttoned his trouser belt like lightning, took off the big pants that were emitting white smoke from the crotch, then threw it on the stool, grabbed the toilet paper on the table, and began to wipe the slightly blistered thighs, and a burst of immortality rose Looking at the crotch, Huo, why does it look a bit like Penglai Xiandao? ?

"Snapped!"

Wang Mumu grabbed the side of ck's pants, glanced into the crotch with his probe, and said to himself, "...why does it have a scent? Are they ripe...?"

As he spoke, Wang Mumu took the toilet paper and wiped it twice in his crotch, sweat dripping from his painful forehead.

"Boom!!"

The door of the office was pushed open, before anyone arrived, a crisp voice came: "Xiao Muzi, what's the matter calling me?"

Zhang Lu said something playfully, and walked in holding the little nurse's hand.

"Swish! Swish!!"

Wang Mumu's triangular eyes were shining with evil light, and he glanced at the two of them obscenely, and with a bang, he instinctively covered his crotch.

"...you...what are you doing here??" Zhang Lu stretched out her small hand, pointing at the naked Wang Mumu, asking in astonishment.

"...Bah, shameless!! How embarrassing!" The little nurse blushed, cursed, turned and left.

At this time, the wisdom of the chairman is reflected! !

He frowned slightly, expressionless, with worried eyes. He watched the little nurse go out, and suddenly grabbed the hem of his underpants and took two steps forward.

"Wang Mumu!!! You are so disgusting!!" Zhang Lu went crazy instantly, shame, shame on women! !

"...Daughter-in-law, don't make trouble, what do you think I've grown here?" Wang Mumu walked over as if nothing had happened, pointed to the crotch and sausage that was emitting white smoke, and asked seriously.

"...Huh??" Zhang Lu was stunned for a moment, glanced at it, opened Wang Mumu's arm with a snap, and said with a frown, "You are sick!! You don't wear pants in the room,...you... What's wrong with you?"

"...I was scratched last night, I was scratched by the old one! I couldn't bear it just now, so I took off my pants, just take a look! It's blistered!" Wang Mumu said again, enduring the pain.

"...Did you mess around outside and get sick!"

"Nonsense, the two of us will go to the hospital for an examination right now. It's definitely not a sexually transmitted disease. Tell me, will I get cancer?" Wang Mumu has done everything he can to justify it.

"...Bah, don't talk nonsense!" Zhang Lu saw that what Wang Mumu said was true, and she was also worried. Well, after all, it will be used frequently in the future. Now it is fragmented. How will it be fixed in the future?

"It hurts!!" Wang Mumu really didn't pretend this time, it was really painful and hot.

"...Go to the hospital??"

"Yes, take a look!"

"Put on your pants!!"

"You go out first, I'm sorry you are here!" Wang Mumu said solemnly.

"...Cut, you can pretend!" Zhang Lu pouted and left.

Wang Mumu quickly stepped forward and pushed the door, without saying a word, opened the small refrigerator, took out a cup of ice cubes, poured them directly into the bottom of his pants, sat down on the sofa, closed his eyes and said: "... .I’m the fucker, I’ve done a big job for myself, there’s ice, there’s fire, there’s blisters...!”

......

City h, inside the detention center.

A young woman, sitting in a wheelchair, with a pale face pushed an older aunt into the interview room.

bang.

A few minutes later, inside the iron gate, a policeman bent over and walked in with a young man in prison uniform.

When the young man saw the woman, he was stunned for a long time, then quickly sat on the iron chair, held the microphone, and asked through the glass in astonishment: "Sister, why are you here?"