we are bad boys

Two blood spots were scratched on my neck, my left nostril was red, my eyes were obviously enlarged, my hair was messed up and I sat on the bed, my heart was still protruding.

Liu Di blinked, looked at me with contempt, calmly pinched the minced meat under her fingernails, and smiled uncharacteristically.

"You are laughing fart!!"

"Meng Fei, are you a man?? I thought you could beat me!" Liu Di stretched out her little hand, twisted her hair behind her head, and asked in a very contemptuous tone.

"...Is it a tie?? You don't really have the upper hand!" I lowered my head in humiliation and pulled open the bedside table, took out a roll of gauze and tore it open, and began to wrap it around my neck.

"...what are you doing?"

"It's bleeding, why don't I wrap it up!"

"Can you be a little girl?? What a big mouth! Are you getting a plaster cast??" Liu Di rolled her eyes and cursed, then stepped on her slippers and got out of bed and ran to the bathroom.

"Hey! What are you doing here so early in the morning?" I asked casually while wrapping up gauze.

"I'm resting today. I have nothing to do. I'll ask the little nurse to visit Zhang Lu in the hospital, and then we'll go shopping together!" Liu Di was in the bathroom, rubbing lotion, patting his face, and replied casually.

"...You old women who are in their thirties, when did you become so determined?" I asked a little curiously.

"Call mom, mom told you!"

"Get out...!" I lingered for a long time, looked in the mirror, and found that there was something wrong, then I untied the Bondi calmly, went into the bathroom, bumped Liu Di away with my butt, and turned on the faucet. While pointing at his hair perfunctorily, he said to Liu Di: "There are ten pairs of trousers and more than 20 T-shirts in the closet, under the bed, under the sofa, under the pillow, on the computer screen, and under the pillow. There may be 37 Half a pair of socks, these have not been washed, I sit in the office every day, my waist is thick, you have to move around if you have nothing to do, don't thank me!! My name is anonymous!!"

"Believe it or not, my face won't be swollen if you slap me?" Liu Di looked at me sideways and said with a sneer.

"Don't try to use your little hand that weighs less than a pound to challenge my five-pound face! OK? Sister?" I reached out and gestured, then grabbed the towel, and walked away with a tall back.

Twenty minutes later, Wang Mumu and I were wearing couple outfits, Dakang’s lower body was green shorts, the upper body was a red T-shirt, and sunglasses were stuck on the silly eyes. Wang Mumu and I agreed that this guy’s belt was tied with a tree branch or something. A deformed gourd baby just like...

Today, Mamian asked the three of us to go to Hengyuan, and told us to take a look at his short-term rectification performance. People have said so, and we didn't dare to be late. We put on our clothes and went to the company without even eating. rush to.

At home, the little nurse looked at the pile of clothes next to the washing machine, and asked speechlessly, "Sister Didi, don't tell me, did you really wash it for him?"

"... Doudou, let me tell you a truth that I have never told anyone!" Liu Di put on her apron and turned on the washing machine.

"what??"

"When a shameless man meets a shameless woman, the washing machine will always get hurt, do you understand?" Liu Di said casually.

"...You're too used to him, it's over if you take it to the dry cleaners!"

"He hates the smell of disinfectant!"

"...!" The little nurse looked at Liu Di, shook her head, bent down to help her gather her clothes, and muttered, "...Another one fell into the pit, alas!"

......

Ma Mian moved Hengyuan's company address to a new commercial building, and rented a small half-floor office on the 11th floor as an office location temporarily.

People in the mixed society actually don't like the number 8 the most, because when you look at it sideways, it looks like a pair of handcuffs. The only two pleasing numbers are 1 and 7. According to everyone, 1 is a stick, and 7 is a stick. Yes, so for a period of time, the price of the license plate and mobile phone number of 1 and 7 was very high.

The three of us arrived downstairs in the building. Dakang was looking for a parking space that was more precious than a panda. Just as Mumu and I were about to go in, the phone in my pocket rang. I took it out and saw that it was Brother Bao’s number. connected.

"Brother, I am really afraid that you will call me now!! As a friend of the people, can you bring good news to the people!"

"...things... have changed!"

"Wang Qiu's side?" I sighed and asked slowly.

"Ok!"

"Detained?"

"Yes, 15 days because of drinking and making trouble!"

"Fuck!" I gritted my teeth and cursed.

"Where are you?"

"I'll send you the address, come here!" I said irritably and hung up the phone.

......

On the other side, in the dining room of Brother Bao's house, one of his countless daughters-in-law set him up a table of breakfast and shouted back, "Bao'er, it's time to eat!"

"Don't eat, I have to go out!" Brother Bao also said annoyedly, and then stood by the bed and began to put on his clothes.

"Eat a little! I've done it all!"

"Eat it yourself, don't bother me!!" Brother Bao had just finished shouting when the phone rang again, and while wearing his pants, he clipped the phone to his ear and asked, "Who is it?"

"Baozi, I'm Wang Qiu. I'm going to the detention center now. I'm going to talk about it. The person handling the case asked me to make a call! Dude, this time the matter is a little bit too fucking big, and the detention is dragging me. Chen Dabiao must work hard." Now, you have to think of a way!!" Wang Qiu's voice came anxiously.

"You did it, what the hell can I do, go to the detention center and snatch you?"

"...Fuck, things have happened, what's the use of talking about this now, you have to think of a way!" Wang Qiu said quickly.

"You said, what do you want me to do??"

"You have such a strong relationship with Xiao Fei, you should discuss it!!"

"Why discuss??"

"Do you still need me to teach you about this?? They are also asking for money when they come out, so I will give them what they have to give and it will be over!! Dude, I really can't go in, I have a lot of fucking things!!" Wang Qiu Begging for nothing and continuing to grind.

"Let me tell you, you don't understand Xiaofei's character, this is embarrassing!"

"Try it, will you try it?"

"...Fuck, you are really my father!!!" Brother Bao gritted his teeth and cursed.

"You are all fathers, and I am the son, okay? Oh, and, I heard that the detainees in this detention center are all old jbs and perverted. My fulcrum relationship, at least fifteen days to ensure smooth stool!!" Wang Qiu said carefully.

"...You are like b, you have to punish two men, give you a slap!" Brother Bao cursed, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, hung up the phone, carried his handbag, and casually greeted his wife , pushed the door and left.

"Whoosh...!"

The deep-fried dough sticks are golden, four or five plates of pickles are colorful, and the porridge is steaming, quietly placed on the table, no one cares about it.